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Title: Official Star Wars Discussion Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on March 19, 2015, 11:42:02 pm
Oscar Isaac confirmed to appear in Star Wars VIII!


http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/03/oscar-isaac-confirms-presence-in-star-wars-episode-viii.html (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/03/oscar-isaac-confirms-presence-in-star-wars-episode-viii.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Tho Master Fie on March 19, 2015, 11:54:34 pm
Oscar Isaac confirmed to appear in Star Wars VIII!


http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/03/oscar-isaac-confirms-presence-in-star-wars-episode-viii.html (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/03/oscar-isaac-confirms-presence-in-star-wars-episode-viii.html)
That dude's a great actor.  He's due for an Oscar (no pun intended) in the near future.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: David Tanny on March 20, 2015, 12:00:19 am
That dude's a great actor.  He's due for an Oscar (no pun intended) in the near future.

He should have been nominated for Inside Llewyn Davis.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on March 20, 2015, 12:03:19 am
Oscar Isaac confirmed to appear in Star Wars VIII!


http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/03/oscar-isaac-confirms-presence-in-star-wars-episode-viii.html (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/03/oscar-isaac-confirms-presence-in-star-wars-episode-viii.html)
That dude's a great actor.  He's due for an Oscar (no pun intended) in the near future.

Completely agree. Hopefully his involvement in Star Wars and X-Men will turn him into the A-list star he deserves to be.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on March 20, 2015, 12:49:21 am
 Star Wars Battlefront 3 footage to be shown at the Star Wars Celebration!  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/03/could-we-see-new-battlefront-footage-at-star-wars-celebration.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: J. Kashmir on March 20, 2015, 12:54:50 am
Oscar Isaac confirmed to appear in Star Wars VIII!


http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/03/oscar-isaac-confirms-presence-in-star-wars-episode-viii.html (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/03/oscar-isaac-confirms-presence-in-star-wars-episode-viii.html)
That dude's a great actor.  He's due for an Oscar (no pun intended) in the near future.
I agree with this.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Danny Darkoh on March 20, 2015, 12:57:55 am
Star Wars Battlefront 3 footage to be shown at the Star Wars Celebration!  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/03/could-we-see-new-battlefront-footage-at-star-wars-celebration.html)
How do I post a gif?
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: David Tanny on March 20, 2015, 12:59:50 am
How do I post a gif?

img tags.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Danny Darkoh on March 20, 2015, 01:00:30 am
Star Wars Battlefront 3 footage to be shown at the Star Wars Celebration!  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/03/could-we-see-new-battlefront-footage-at-star-wars-celebration.html)
(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/131/443/tumblr_liebpzbCOv1qdkf2k.gif)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on March 20, 2015, 01:01:24 am
Star Wars Battlefront 3 footage to be shown at the Star Wars Celebration!  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/03/could-we-see-new-battlefront-footage-at-star-wars-celebration.html)
(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/131/443/tumblr_liebpzbCOv1qdkf2k.gif)

Lol yes! I can't wait!
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Danny Darkoh on March 20, 2015, 01:14:34 am
Holy crap guys...

David Fincher[21] and Brad Bird were approached as directors, but Bird was committed to Tomorrowland.[22] Guillermo del Toro was also considered, but was busy with his own projects.[23]

Our lord Fincher... could have directed Star Wars 7.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: J. Kashmir on March 20, 2015, 01:17:39 am
Holy crap guys...

David Fincher[21] and Brad Bird were approached as directors, but Bird was committed to Tomorrowland.[22] Guillermo del Toro was also considered, but was busy with his own projects.[23]

Our lord Fincher... could have directed Star Wars 7.
I heard about Brad Bird passing it over. That said, I'm curious as to what David Fincher's Star Wars would look like.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Danny Darkoh on March 20, 2015, 01:19:41 am
Holy crap guys...

David Fincher[21] and Brad Bird were approached as directors, but Bird was committed to Tomorrowland.[22] Guillermo del Toro was also considered, but was busy with his own projects.[23]

Our lord Fincher... could have directed Star Wars 7.
I heard about Brad Bird passing it over. That said, I'm curious as to what David Fincher's Star Wars would look like.
I honestly think it wouldn't have happened even if he accepted. He probably would have wanted to make it R and ultra dark. Plus, he's not real savvy with companies and corporations as evidenced by his struggles with the Spiderman film rights, and Alien 3.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: J. Kashmir on March 20, 2015, 01:26:12 am
Holy crap guys...

David Fincher[21] and Brad Bird were approached as directors, but Bird was committed to Tomorrowland.[22] Guillermo del Toro was also considered, but was busy with his own projects.[23]

Our lord Fincher... could have directed Star Wars 7.
I heard about Brad Bird passing it over. That said, I'm curious as to what David Fincher's Star Wars would look like.
I honestly think it wouldn't have happened even if he accepted. He probably would have wanted to make it R and ultra dark. Plus, he's not real savvy with companies and corporations as evidenced by his struggles with the Spiderman film rights, and Alien 3.
True. What I meant to say was that if he had complete creative control of Star Wars, it would be interesting.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: David Tanny on March 20, 2015, 02:52:37 pm
It's no secret around here that I love Fincher, but he's totally wrong for Star Wars. It's good he turned it down, or whatever happened. He was actually in talks with Disney to direct a new 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: J. Kashmir on March 20, 2015, 02:54:43 pm
It's no secret around here that I love Fincher, but he's totally wrong for Star Wars. It's good he turned it down, or whatever happened. He was actually in talks with Disney to direct a new 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea.
I remember watching some of that when I was younger...
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on March 20, 2015, 03:06:06 pm
Holy crap guys...

David Fincher[21] and Brad Bird were approached as directors, but Bird was committed to Tomorrowland.[22] Guillermo del Toro was also considered, but was busy with his own projects.[23]
Our lord Fincher... could have directed Star Wars 7.

A David Fincher Star Wars film would be interesting to see, but I don't think he's the right choice. Brad Bird was too busy, but I think he would've done an amazing job. Del Toro though.....probably not a good idea. I love the guy, but he's just not right for the franchise.

In the end, I'm happy with JJ being the director. As long as he tones down the fan-service, it should be great.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: J. Kashmir on March 20, 2015, 03:07:04 pm
Holy crap guys...

David Fincher[21] and Brad Bird were approached as directors, but Bird was committed to Tomorrowland.[22] Guillermo del Toro was also considered, but was busy with his own projects.[23]
Our lord Fincher... could have directed Star Wars 7.

A David Fincher Star Wars film would be interesting to see, but I don't think he's the right choice. Brad Bird was too busy, but I think he would've done an amazing job. Del Toro though.....probably not a good idea. I love the guy, but he's just not right for the franchise.

In the end, I'm happy with JJ being the director. As long as he tones down the fan-service, it should be great.
He needs to avoid pulling an Wrath of Khan (2013) ending, too.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The One Who Lurks on March 21, 2015, 03:50:43 am
Holy crap guys...

David Fincher[21] and Brad Bird were approached as directors, but Bird was committed to Tomorrowland.[22] Guillermo del Toro was also considered, but was busy with his own projects.[23]

Our lord Fincher... could have directed Star Wars 7.
Interesting, but there's only one sci-fi franchise I'd want Del Toro at the helm of right now, and that's Transformers.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: J. Kashmir on March 21, 2015, 01:28:12 pm
Holy crap guys...

David Fincher[21] and Brad Bird were approached as directors, but Bird was committed to Tomorrowland.[22] Guillermo del Toro was also considered, but was busy with his own projects.[23]

Our lord Fincher... could have directed Star Wars 7.
Interesting, but there's only one sci-fi franchise I'd want Del Toro at the helm of right now, and that's Transformers.
I am curious as to how Del Toro would've done The Hobbit...if he did do those movies it would cost my friend his favorite film of all time...
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on March 21, 2015, 02:27:57 pm
 J.J. Abrams on TFA rumors  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/03/j-j-abrams-on-the-force-awakens-spoilers.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on March 21, 2015, 02:28:56 pm
Holy crap guys...

David Fincher[21] and Brad Bird were approached as directors, but Bird was committed to Tomorrowland.[22] Guillermo del Toro was also considered, but was busy with his own projects.[23]

Our lord Fincher... could have directed Star Wars 7.
Interesting, but there's only one sci-fi franchise I'd want Del Toro at the helm of right now, and that's Transformers.
I want Alfonso Cuaron to direct a Transformers reboot.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on March 21, 2015, 04:27:57 pm
 John Williams to score TFA with the Los Angeles Symphony  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/03/john-williams-to-score-star-wars-the-force-awakens-in-los-angeles.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: J. Kashmir on March 21, 2015, 04:52:11 pm
John Williams to score TFA with the Los Angeles Symphony  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/03/john-williams-to-score-star-wars-the-force-awakens-in-los-angeles.html)
Another reason to see it if Star Wars wasn't enough.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: William Costigan on March 21, 2015, 05:29:43 pm
Wait, we have a Star Wars thread? How did I not know about this already?
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: David Tanny on March 21, 2015, 05:30:56 pm
Star Wars VII confirmed to suck.

How is that confirmed?
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The One Who Lurks on March 21, 2015, 11:39:43 pm
Holy crap guys...

David Fincher[21] and Brad Bird were approached as directors, but Bird was committed to Tomorrowland.[22] Guillermo del Toro was also considered, but was busy with his own projects.[23]

Our lord Fincher... could have directed Star Wars 7.
Interesting, but there's only one sci-fi franchise I'd want Del Toro at the helm of right now, and that's Transformers.
I want Alfonso Cuaron to direct a Transformers reboot.
He wouldn't be a bad choice either.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on March 23, 2015, 07:49:29 pm
 Disney to hold off on promoting Rogue One until release of Mission: Impossible Rogue Nation  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/03/disney-will-not-promote-star-wars-rogue-one-until-after-the-release-of-mission-impossible-rogue-nation.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on March 24, 2015, 04:13:43 pm
 Star Wars Celebration schedule revealed!  (http://starwars15.mapyourshow.com/6_0/sessions/)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on March 25, 2015, 12:58:29 am
 A live-action Star Wars TV show being developed (?)  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/03/rumor-star-wars-live-action-tv-series-being-developed-eventually.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Danny Darkoh on March 25, 2015, 01:02:13 am
A live-action Star Wars TV show being developed (?)  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/03/rumor-star-wars-live-action-tv-series-being-developed-eventually.html)
I don't know how to feel about this...
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on March 25, 2015, 01:05:38 am
A live-action Star Wars TV show being developed (?)  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/03/rumor-star-wars-live-action-tv-series-being-developed-eventually.html)
I don't know how to feel about this...

I hate it. They're **** Marvelizing it.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on March 25, 2015, 12:45:44 pm
 Simon Pegg on TFA  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/03/simon-pegg-on-bb-8-and-his-visit-to-the-force-awakens-set.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on March 25, 2015, 12:49:12 pm
 Is Star Wars 1313 being reworked by Disney?  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/03/speculation-could-star-wars-1313-get-reworked-into-viscerals-game.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: TheFoxSays on March 25, 2015, 12:58:34 pm
A live-action Star Wars TV show being developed (?)  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/03/rumor-star-wars-live-action-tv-series-being-developed-eventually.html)
I don't know how to feel about this...

I hate it. They're **** Marvelizing it.

Well, my fears about Disney have finally come true. Damn. They ruin everything they touch. (Not really, but I still hate them for this)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on March 26, 2015, 12:39:48 am
 Ben Mendelsohn joining Rogue One?  (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/423325-bem-mendelsohn-rumored-for-star-wars-spinoff-rogue-one)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on March 26, 2015, 07:01:01 pm
 Gareth Edwards and Josh Trank attending Star Wars Celebration  (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/423665-stand-alone-star-wars-directors-gareth-edwards-and-josh-trank-coming-to-celebration)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on March 27, 2015, 04:41:54 pm
 Confirmation that the desert planet in TFA is Tatooine?  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/03/confirmation-that-the-desert-planet-in-the-force-awakens-is-tatooine.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Danny Darkoh on March 27, 2015, 10:10:32 pm
Hey Tatum, did you catch the news about Iko Uwais (the main guy from the Raid and Raid 2), Mad Dog (from The Raid), and Assassin (the guy with the knife thingies in the kitchen fight in Raid 2) joining the cast of Star Wars 7?

Hopefully we get to see some bad-ass lightsaber choreography.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Rupert Pupkin on March 27, 2015, 10:44:49 pm
Hey Tatum, did you catch the news about Iko Uwais (the main guy from the Raid and Raid 2), Mad Dog (from The Raid), and Assassin (the guy with the knife thingies in the kitchen fight in Raid 2) joining the cast of Star Wars 7?

Hopefully we get to see some bad-ass lightsaber choreography.

Dan, that casting was revealed about 6 months ago. My lord, first that Fincher thing from almost a year ago and now this?
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on March 28, 2015, 12:11:48 am
Hey Tatum, did you catch the news about Iko Uwais (the main guy from the Raid and Raid 2), Mad Dog (from The Raid), and Assassin (the guy with the knife thingies in the kitchen fight in Raid 2) joining the cast of Star Wars 7?

Hopefully we get to see some bad-ass lightsaber choreography.

Indeed. I'm very excited to see what they've done.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on March 30, 2015, 11:55:11 pm
 NEW TFA TRAILER TO BE SHOW AT THE STAR WARS CELEBRATION!!!  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/03/new-star-wars-episode-vii-the-force-awakens-trailer-to-be-shown-at-celebration.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on March 30, 2015, 11:58:24 pm
NEW TFA TRAILER TO BE SHOW AT THE STAR WARS CELEBRATION!!!  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/03/new-star-wars-episode-vii-the-force-awakens-trailer-to-be-shown-at-celebration.html)
YYYYYEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on March 31, 2015, 12:03:16 am
NEW TFA TRAILER TO BE SHOW AT THE STAR WARS CELEBRATION!!!  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/03/new-star-wars-episode-vii-the-force-awakens-trailer-to-be-shown-at-celebration.html)
YYYYYEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!

I screamed like a true fanboy when I heard this. My parents are embarrassed....
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The One Who Lurks on March 31, 2015, 12:53:36 am
NEW TFA TRAILER TO BE SHOW AT THE STAR WARS CELEBRATION!!!  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/03/new-star-wars-episode-vii-the-force-awakens-trailer-to-be-shown-at-celebration.html)
My body is ready.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on March 31, 2015, 11:05:29 am
NEW TFA TRAILER TO BE SHOW AT THE STAR WARS CELEBRATION!!!  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/03/new-star-wars-episode-vii-the-force-awakens-trailer-to-be-shown-at-celebration.html)

Yes!

I knew you'd come around ;)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on March 31, 2015, 02:09:26 pm
Possible TFA concept art involving a "Great Escape"? I saw this on a "Starwarsleaked" Tumblr, so take it with a grain of salt, but it's pretty interesting:
(https://36.media.tumblr.com/6cc636a55a2667e036ae49a11ed24dd9/tumblr_nm32ebMZ7A1tdfi16o1_540.jpg)
(https://41.media.tumblr.com/4fb7d8c0efbd5b5bcbed8006b8d6397e/tumblr_nm32ebMZ7A1tdfi16o2_540.jpg)
(https://41.media.tumblr.com/b09e027f2a5c311897dc822faa84a970/tumblr_nm32ebMZ7A1tdfi16o3_540.jpg)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on March 31, 2015, 02:51:43 pm
Well, that's based on the MakingStarWars rumor about the opening scene. It isn't actually concept art, though. I know that because the legit concept art leaked earlier had Finn portrayed as white (casting hadn't been finalized yet).
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on March 31, 2015, 02:57:02 pm
Well, that's based on the MakingStarWars rumor about the opening scene. It isn't actually concept art, though. I know that because the legit concept art leaked earlier had Finn portrayed as white (casting hadn't been finalized yet).
Ah. It just caught my eye as I was scrolling through Tumblr.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: J. Kashmir on March 31, 2015, 11:37:25 pm
NEW TFA TRAILER TO BE SHOW AT THE STAR WARS CELEBRATION!!!  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/03/new-star-wars-episode-vii-the-force-awakens-trailer-to-be-shown-at-celebration.html)
For those of us who don't live where this event is, will it be playing elsewhere? I'd like Avengers 2 to have this trailer attached.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on March 31, 2015, 11:50:37 pm
NEW TFA TRAILER TO BE SHOW AT THE STAR WARS CELEBRATION!!!  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/03/new-star-wars-episode-vii-the-force-awakens-trailer-to-be-shown-at-celebration.html)
For those of us who don't live where this event is, will it be playing elsewhere? I'd like Avengers 2 to have this trailer attached.

It will be attached to Age of Ultron as well. It'll be online before then though.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: J. Kashmir on March 31, 2015, 11:53:01 pm
NEW TFA TRAILER TO BE SHOW AT THE STAR WARS CELEBRATION!!!  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/03/new-star-wars-episode-vii-the-force-awakens-trailer-to-be-shown-at-celebration.html)
For those of us who don't live where this event is, will it be playing elsewhere? I'd like Avengers 2 to have this trailer attached.

It will be attached to Age of Ultron as well. It'll be online before then though.
I will have to see it in the theater now. Maybe after state testing. (The one we have currently is terrible; we have to take it in May even though we took it in March, and it's all computer based with extreme lagging and painful essays. But we get half days, so all is kind of well.)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Danny Darkoh on April 01, 2015, 01:15:45 am
NEW TFA TRAILER TO BE SHOW AT THE STAR WARS CELEBRATION!!!  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/03/new-star-wars-episode-vii-the-force-awakens-trailer-to-be-shown-at-celebration.html)
(http://yiaelxzosjw9p4bs.zippykid.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/oh-yes.gif)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on April 06, 2015, 09:35:28 pm
 Star Wars teaser poster to be revealed at Celebration!  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/04/star-wars-the-force-awakens-teaser-poster-to-be-revealed-at-celebration.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on April 06, 2015, 09:38:19 pm
Star Wars teaser poster to be revealed at Celebration!  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/04/star-wars-the-force-awakens-teaser-poster-to-be-revealed-at-celebration.html)
There's also been rumors about the next trailer saying that
Spoiler (hover to show)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on April 06, 2015, 09:41:09 pm
Star Wars teaser poster to be revealed at Celebration!  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/04/star-wars-the-force-awakens-teaser-poster-to-be-revealed-at-celebration.html)
There's also been rumors about the next trailer saying that
Spoiler (hover to show)

I've heard about that. So excited!
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on April 06, 2015, 09:51:51 pm

A few trailer rumors....  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/04/rumored-trailer-description.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Rupert Pupkin on April 06, 2015, 11:57:33 pm
Not TFA news, but whatever. ALL SIX STAR WARS FILMS ARE BEING RELEASED DIGITALLY ON FRIDAY! MY LIFE! IS COMPLETE! (I am a little annoyed that it's the Special Editions, but still) PRAISE THE LORD!
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: J. Kashmir on April 06, 2015, 11:58:43 pm
Not TFA news, but whatever. ALL SIX STAR WARS FILMS ARE BEING RELEASED DIGITALLY ON FRIDAY! MY LIFE! IS COMPLETE! (I am a little annoyed that it's the Special Editions, but still) PRAISE THE LORD!
Pfft, I have the originals on VHS...
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Rupert Pupkin on April 07, 2015, 12:01:13 am
Not TFA news, but whatever. ALL SIX STAR WARS FILMS ARE BEING RELEASED DIGITALLY ON FRIDAY! MY LIFE! IS COMPLETE! (I am a little annoyed that it's the Special Editions, but still) PRAISE THE LORD!
Pfft, I have the originals on VHS...

I have the DVDs, but they're all scratched and don't play. Plus they're my dad's. All 22 of the films that I personally payed for and therefore own are digital.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: J. Kashmir on April 07, 2015, 12:02:43 am
Not TFA news, but whatever. ALL SIX STAR WARS FILMS ARE BEING RELEASED DIGITALLY ON FRIDAY! MY LIFE! IS COMPLETE! (I am a little annoyed that it's the Special Editions, but still) PRAISE THE LORD!
Pfft, I have the originals on VHS...

I have the DVDs, but they're all scratched and don't play. Plus they're my dad's. All 22 of the films that I personally payed for and therefore own are digital.
I've only done three blind buys on DVD.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The One Who Lurks on April 07, 2015, 12:24:31 am
Not TFA news, but whatever. ALL SIX STAR WARS FILMS ARE BEING RELEASED DIGITALLY ON FRIDAY! MY LIFE! IS COMPLETE! (I am a little annoyed that it's the Special Editions, but still) PRAISE THE LORD!
Pfft, I have the originals on VHS...
As do I, though they're after the first big edit was made, so i still have the creepy CGI in A New Hope and Return of the Jedi to deal with.  Doesn't help that the only VCR my family has left can't be plugged into any of our recent TVs.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on April 14, 2015, 11:59:07 pm
 Star Wars Celebration to be streamed live on StarWars.com!  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/04/star-wars-celebration-anaheim-to-be-streamed-live-on-starwars-com.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on April 15, 2015, 08:19:16 pm
 Major detail on Miltos Yerolemous' character in TFA  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/04/major-detail-on-miltos-yerolemous-star-wars-the-force-awakens-character.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on April 16, 2015, 11:10:52 am
 Star Wars promo art for Kylo Ren and Stormtroopers!  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/04/possible-new-star-wars-the-force-awakens-promo-art-has-hit-the-web.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Danny Darkoh on April 16, 2015, 08:28:16 pm
OMG OMG OMG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clLYRvtsoZ0&index=1&list=FLxHWP533ThoW9nKyRTpWsjQ
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: David Tanny on April 16, 2015, 08:29:27 pm
OMG OMG OMG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clLYRvtsoZ0&index=1&list=FLxHWP533ThoW9nKyRTpWsjQ

You're a tad late, dude.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Danny Darkoh on April 16, 2015, 08:30:19 pm
OMG OMG OMG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clLYRvtsoZ0&index=1&list=FLxHWP533ThoW9nKyRTpWsjQ

You're a tad late, dude.
I know, but I don't think anyone HERE has posted it yet.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: David Tanny on April 16, 2015, 08:31:00 pm
I know, but I don't think anyone HERE has posted it yet.

It was posted twice, I believe, this morning. Don't remember the thread(s).
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on April 17, 2015, 02:48:12 pm
 Star Wars Battlefront trailer revealed!  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/04/star-wars-celebration-anaheim-first-look-at-battlefront.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Danny Darkoh on April 17, 2015, 08:30:03 pm
Star Wars Battlefront trailer revealed!  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/04/star-wars-celebration-anaheim-first-look-at-battlefront.html)
No space battles.

No single player/campaign

No offline mode
No thanks.
Oh, and DLC announced already.

F*ck you EA and DICE.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Aaron on April 17, 2015, 08:35:17 pm
I want one of these. (http://mashable.com/2015/04/16/star-wars-bb8-technology/?utm_source=zergnet.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=zergnet_491257&utm_cid=mash-synd-zergnet)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: David Tanny on April 17, 2015, 08:35:56 pm
I want one of these. (http://mashable.com/2015/04/16/star-wars-bb8-technology/?utm_source=zergnet.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=zergnet_491257&utm_cid=mash-synd-zergnet)

Since when do you like Star Wars?
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Aaron on April 17, 2015, 08:38:11 pm
I want one of these. (http://mashable.com/2015/04/16/star-wars-bb8-technology/?utm_source=zergnet.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=zergnet_491257&utm_cid=mash-synd-zergnet)

Since when do you like Star Wars?

The low ratings I gave were for the special editions. Now I have to painfully look at this giant piece of digital sh!t:

(http://application.denofgeek.com/pics/film/crimes.starwars/06.jpg)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: David Tanny on April 17, 2015, 08:39:29 pm
The low ratings I gave were for the special editions. Now I have to painfully look at this giant piece of digital ****:

(http://application.denofgeek.com/pics/film/crimes.starwars/06.jpg)

Have you even seen the unaltered versions of the films?
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on April 17, 2015, 08:40:58 pm
Star Wars Battlefront trailer revealed!  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/04/star-wars-celebration-anaheim-first-look-at-battlefront.html)
No space battles.

No single player/campaign

No offline mode
No thanks.
Oh, and DLC announced already.

F*ck you EA and DICE.

It better have instant action. If not, I'll be pissed.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Aaron on April 17, 2015, 08:42:42 pm
The low ratings I gave were for the special editions. Now I have to painfully look at this giant piece of digital ****:

(http://application.denofgeek.com/pics/film/crimes.starwars/06.jpg)

Have you even seen the unaltered versions of the films?

Dude, I was born the same year that this special edition crap came out. Yes, I have.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Aaron on April 18, 2015, 12:55:15 am
Wait, since Disney owns Star Wars now, could Leia be considered a Disney Princess?
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on April 18, 2015, 01:05:20 am
Wait, since Disney owns Star Wars now, could Leia be considered a Disney Princess?

Of course!
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The One Who Lurks on April 18, 2015, 02:56:51 am
Star Wars Battlefront trailer revealed!  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/04/star-wars-celebration-anaheim-first-look-at-battlefront.html)
No space battles.

No single player/campaign

No offline mode
No thanks.
Oh, and DLC announced already.

F*ck you EA and DICE.

It better have instant action. If not, I'll be ****ed.
Well, Danny just said there wouldn't be an offline mode, so...
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on April 18, 2015, 09:50:44 am
Star Wars Battlefront trailer revealed!  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/04/star-wars-celebration-anaheim-first-look-at-battlefront.html)
No space battles.

No single player/campaign

No offline mode
No thanks.
Oh, and DLC announced already.

F*ck you EA and DICE.
*No space battles is a complaint I can agree with, so I'll give you that
*At this point, I don't really care about single player. I'll be getting this for the multiplayer experience anyways, just like Battlefield 3 and 4.
*The days of split-screen are waning, dude. Get used to it.
*DLC complaint is legit. That's why I didn't want EA publishing it.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on April 18, 2015, 09:56:22 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYHdQUyOunA
This isn't news, but someone made this and it's amazing.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: J. Kashmir on April 18, 2015, 01:07:03 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYHdQUyOunA
This isn't news, but someone made this and it's amazing.
This is excellent.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on April 18, 2015, 01:23:01 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYHdQUyOunA
This isn't news, but someone made this and it's amazing.

Lol that was great.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on April 18, 2015, 01:24:58 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYHdQUyOunA
This isn't news, but someone made this and it's amazing.

Lol that was great.
Strangely enough, that's basically how I reacted when I saw it...
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on April 18, 2015, 01:26:32 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYHdQUyOunA
This isn't news, but someone made this and it's amazing.

Lol that was great.
Strangely enough, that's basically how I reacted when I saw it...
Same lol.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on April 18, 2015, 01:28:00 pm
Anyone else kinda annoyed that the new Battlefront might only have Original Trilogy maps? I mean, I get that the prequels weren't as good, but this seems a tad ridiculous.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Tho Master Fie on April 18, 2015, 01:29:12 pm
Anyone else kinda annoyed that the new Battlefront might only have Original Trilogy maps? I mean, I get that the prequels weren't as good, but this seems a tad ridiculous.
The battle droids are the only good things about those games though...
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on April 18, 2015, 01:31:58 pm
Anyone else kinda annoyed that the new Battlefront might only have Original Trilogy maps? I mean, I get that the prequels weren't as good, but this seems a tad ridiculous.
Not really. I liked Mustafar back in Battlefront 2, but I always preferred the original trilogy planets to the prequel ones anyways.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on April 18, 2015, 01:35:15 pm
Anyone else kinda annoyed that the new Battlefront might only have Original Trilogy maps? I mean, I get that the prequels weren't as good, but this seems a tad ridiculous.
Not really. I liked Mustafar back in Battlefront 2, but I always preferred the original trilogy planets to the prequel ones anyways.

My favorite map was Kashyyyk, so this troubles me.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on April 18, 2015, 01:58:30 pm
Anyone else kinda annoyed that the new Battlefront might only have Original Trilogy maps? I mean, I get that the prequels weren't as good, but this seems a tad ridiculous.
Not really. I liked Mustafar back in Battlefront 2, but I always preferred the original trilogy planets to the prequel ones anyways.

My favorite map was Kashyyyk, so this troubles me.
Oh yeah, Kashyyyk was solid. That one slipped my mind.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Danny Darkoh on April 18, 2015, 04:29:57 pm
Star Wars Battlefront trailer revealed!  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/04/star-wars-celebration-anaheim-first-look-at-battlefront.html)
No space battles.

No single player/campaign

No offline mode
No thanks.
Oh, and DLC announced already.

F*ck you EA and DICE.
*No space battles is a complaint I can agree with, so I'll give you that
*At this point, I don't really care about single player. I'll be getting this for the multiplayer experience anyways, just like Battlefield 3 and 4.
*The days of split-screen are waning, dude. Get used to it.
*DLC complaint is legit. That's why I didn't want EA publishing it.
But the campaign of Battlefield 2 was so GOOD. I wish they could have carried that over to the third installment, especially with all this new lore.

Yes, those days are waning. But online multiplayer will never have the same effect as playing with your friends in the same room.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Rupert Pupkin on April 19, 2015, 10:07:58 am
http://www.flickeringmyth.com/2015/04/disney-makes-it-official-that-boba-fett-survived-the-sarlacc-in-return-of-the-jedi.html (http://www.flickeringmyth.com/2015/04/disney-makes-it-official-that-boba-fett-survived-the-sarlacc-in-return-of-the-jedi.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on April 19, 2015, 03:02:01 pm
http://www.flickeringmyth.com/2015/04/disney-makes-it-official-that-boba-fett-survived-the-sarlacc-in-return-of-the-jedi.html (http://www.flickeringmyth.com/2015/04/disney-makes-it-official-that-boba-fett-survived-the-sarlacc-in-return-of-the-jedi.html)


Hell yeah!
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on April 20, 2015, 12:53:08 pm
 Rumors on Jakku and a few characters  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/04/rumor-details-on-the-new-planet-jakku-from-the-force-awakens.html)

I'm pretty confident that most of these are legit, so yeah, be weary.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on April 20, 2015, 01:59:56 pm
Rumors on Jakku and a few characters  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/04/rumor-details-on-the-new-planet-jakku-from-the-force-awakens.html)

I'm pretty confident that most of these are legit, so yeah, be weary.
Seems plausible, and I love it!
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on April 22, 2015, 12:49:36 pm
 Why John Boyega is amazing.  (http://kotaku.com/force-awakens-actor-roamed-star-wars-con-disguised-as-c-1699275963)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on April 22, 2015, 02:05:29 pm
Why John Boyega is amazing.  (http://kotaku.com/force-awakens-actor-roamed-star-wars-con-disguised-as-c-1699275963)
lol I saw this. Amazing ^_^
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on April 23, 2015, 02:50:14 pm
 Riz Ahmed and Sam Claflin in talks for Rogue One.  (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/433221-riz-ahmed-and-sam-claflin-in-talks-for-star-wars-anthology-rogue-one)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on April 23, 2015, 03:28:35 pm
Riz Ahmed and Sam Claflin in talks for Rogue One.  (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/433221-riz-ahmed-and-sam-claflin-in-talks-for-star-wars-anthology-rogue-one)
Sweet!
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on April 23, 2015, 05:17:09 pm
I hope this film sucks to see your reaction, Tatum.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on April 23, 2015, 05:59:17 pm
I hope this film sucks to see your reaction, Tatum.

Well, I liked the prequels, so honestly, what are the odds that I won't love this? :)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Rupert Pupkin on April 23, 2015, 06:31:41 pm
Riz Ahmed and Sam Claflin in talks for Rogue One.  (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/433221-riz-ahmed-and-sam-claflin-in-talks-for-star-wars-anthology-rogue-one)

Both shitty actors...
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Danny Darkoh on April 23, 2015, 06:38:06 pm
Riz Ahmed and Sam Claflin in talks for Rogue One.  (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/433221-riz-ahmed-and-sam-claflin-in-talks-for-star-wars-anthology-rogue-one)

Both ****ty actors...
:(
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Rupert Pupkin on April 23, 2015, 06:40:28 pm
Riz Ahmed and Sam Claflin in talks for Rogue One.  (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/433221-riz-ahmed-and-sam-claflin-in-talks-for-star-wars-anthology-rogue-one)

Both ****ty actors...
:)

Turn that frown upside down!
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on April 23, 2015, 07:17:58 pm
Riz Ahmed and Sam Claflin in talks for Rogue One.  (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/433221-riz-ahmed-and-sam-claflin-in-talks-for-star-wars-anthology-rogue-one)

Both ****ty actors...
:)

Turn that frown upside down!

Watch Riki-Oh.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: J. Kashmir on April 23, 2015, 08:24:23 pm
Riz Ahmed and Sam Claflin in talks for Rogue One.  (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/433221-riz-ahmed-and-sam-claflin-in-talks-for-star-wars-anthology-rogue-one)

Both ****ty actors...
Well, I'm sorry they can't hire someone like Peter Dinklage or J.K. Simmons for every role...
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Rupert Pupkin on April 23, 2015, 08:37:19 pm
Riz Ahmed and Sam Claflin in talks for Rogue One.  (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/433221-riz-ahmed-and-sam-claflin-in-talks-for-star-wars-anthology-rogue-one)

Both ****ty actors...
Well, I'm sorry they can't hire someone like Peter Dinklage or J.K. Simmons for every role...

It's Disney. They can hire whoever they want.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on April 25, 2015, 02:47:51 am
 Could Sullust be in TFA?  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/04/speculation-could-we-see-the-planet-sullust-in-star-wars-the-force-awakens.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Aaron on April 25, 2015, 03:06:04 am
I hope this film sucks to see your reaction, Tatum.

Well, I liked the prequels

*phew*

I thought I was the only one...
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Catbus! on April 25, 2015, 09:31:44 am
I hope this film sucks to see your reaction, Tatum.

Well, I liked the prequels

*phew*

I thought I was the only one...

No, there are two of you.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: J. Kashmir on April 25, 2015, 12:38:40 pm
Riz Ahmed and Sam Claflin in talks for Rogue One.  (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/433221-riz-ahmed-and-sam-claflin-in-talks-for-star-wars-anthology-rogue-one)

Both ****ty actors...
Well, I'm sorry they can't hire someone like Peter Dinklage or J.K. Simmons for every role...

It's Disney. They can hire whoever they want.
Now that I think about it, a Star Wars short with Dinklage and Simmons would be very interesting.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on April 26, 2015, 10:45:07 pm
 A few Battlefront rumors debunked.  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/04/star-wars-battlefront-producer-trailer-debunking-misconceptions.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Aaron on April 27, 2015, 12:49:53 am
I hope this film sucks to see your reaction, Tatum.

Well, I liked the prequels

*phew*

I thought I was the only one...

No, there are two of you.

Yeah, we might both like the prequels, but did Tatum find Jar Jar funny?
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The One Who Lurks on April 27, 2015, 02:21:20 am
A few Battlefront rumors debunked.  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/04/star-wars-battlefront-producer-trailer-debunking-misconceptions.html)
Still no space battles.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The One Who Lurks on April 27, 2015, 02:22:04 am
I hope this film sucks to see your reaction, Tatum.
*three

Well, I liked the prequels

*phew*

I thought I was the only one...

No, there are two of you.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on April 27, 2015, 03:52:45 pm
 Chris Conley wants to direct Star Wars IX?  (http://www.rollingstone.com/sports/features/the-force-awakens-star-wars-superfan-chris-conley-goes-to-the-nfl-draft-20150427)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Caleb Paasche on April 27, 2015, 04:07:44 pm
Chris Conley wants to direct Star Wars IX?  (http://www.rollingstone.com/sports/features/the-force-awakens-star-wars-superfan-chris-conley-goes-to-the-nfl-draft-20150427)
Is it bad that I immediately thought of our old pal the Subway bossman?
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Tho Master Fie on April 27, 2015, 05:45:45 pm
Chris Conley wants to direct Star Wars IX?  (http://www.rollingstone.com/sports/features/the-force-awakens-star-wars-superfan-chris-conley-goes-to-the-nfl-draft-20150427)
A long time ago, in a fast food joint far, far away....

      Han
Luke, finish your sub already so we can go and fight the empire.

      Luke
Oh Han, I really, really feel bad for you. I'm fuсking tired of your sick bullshіt I could fuсking puke you! Please, die. Your death must be agonizing, painful and extremely slow because you're such an obnoxious pretentious snob. Why is there people like you in this little universe? You really don't have compassion for other human beings. Please die, die and FUСKING DIE!!!!!!! I'm tired of your obvious gags and dull slapstick. Go home and get fuсking stuffed, you fuсking ass.

     Chewbacca
Eat Fresh
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on April 27, 2015, 06:45:58 pm
Chris Conley wants to direct Star Wars IX?  (http://www.rollingstone.com/sports/features/the-force-awakens-star-wars-superfan-chris-conley-goes-to-the-nfl-draft-20150427)
A long time ago, in a fast food joint far, far away....

      Han
Luke, finish your sub already so we can go and fight the empire.

      Luke
Oh Han, I really, really feel bad for you. I'm fuсking tired of your sick bullshіt I could fuсking puke you! Please, die. Your death must be agonizing, painful and extremely slow because you're such an obnoxious pretentious snob. Why is there people like you in this little universe? You really don't have compassion for other human beings. Please die, die and FUСKING DIE!!!!!!! I'm tired of your obvious gags and dull slapstick. Go home and get fuсking stuffed, you fuсking ass.

     Chewbacca
Eat Fresh

This....this is the post I was hoping for.....
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: J. Kashmir on April 27, 2015, 08:23:28 pm
Chris Conley wants to direct Star Wars IX?  (http://www.rollingstone.com/sports/features/the-force-awakens-star-wars-superfan-chris-conley-goes-to-the-nfl-draft-20150427)
Is it bad that I immediately thought of our old pal the Subway bossman?
Explain, please.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on April 27, 2015, 08:25:10 pm
Chris Conley wants to direct Star Wars IX?  (http://www.rollingstone.com/sports/features/the-force-awakens-star-wars-superfan-chris-conley-goes-to-the-nfl-draft-20150427)
Is it bad that I immediately thought of our old pal the Subway bossman?
Explain, please.
This should suffice:
http://rotten-tomatoes.wikia.com/wiki/Chris_Conley
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: J. Kashmir on April 27, 2015, 08:28:08 pm
Chris Conley wants to direct Star Wars IX?  (http://www.rollingstone.com/sports/features/the-force-awakens-star-wars-superfan-chris-conley-goes-to-the-nfl-draft-20150427)
Is it bad that I immediately thought of our old pal the Subway bossman?
Explain, please.
This should suffice:
http://rotten-tomatoes.wikia.com/wiki/Chris_Conley
Wow. Didn't know you had a wiki.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Catbus! on April 27, 2015, 11:05:45 pm
Chris Conley wants to direct Star Wars IX?  (http://www.rollingstone.com/sports/features/the-force-awakens-star-wars-superfan-chris-conley-goes-to-the-nfl-draft-20150427)
Is it bad that I immediately thought of our old pal the Subway bossman?
Explain, please.
This should suffice:
http://rotten-tomatoes.wikia.com/wiki/Chris_Conley
Wow. Didn't know you had a wiki.

Oh, man - I could hear the tone of that line coming off the screen!
You guys. Somebody starts feeling comfortable around here, and one of you has gotta go and whip out the taxidermy collection...
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Aaron on April 28, 2015, 12:34:54 am
Chris Conley wants to direct Star Wars IX?  (http://www.rollingstone.com/sports/features/the-force-awakens-star-wars-superfan-chris-conley-goes-to-the-nfl-draft-20150427)
Is it bad that I immediately thought of our old pal the Subway bossman?

You immediately thought of me?
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Tho Master Fie on April 28, 2015, 01:22:01 am
You immediately thought of me?
(http://i.imgur.com/eGqclFl.png)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on April 28, 2015, 08:47:02 pm
 Things you may have missed in the new TFA trailer.  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/04/13-things-you-probably-missed-from-the-force-awakens-celebration-panelteaser-2.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on April 28, 2015, 09:07:01 pm
Things you may have missed in the new TFA trailer.  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/04/13-things-you-probably-missed-from-the-force-awakens-celebration-panelteaser-2.html)
Interesting... I didn't pick up on most of these...
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: J. Kashmir on April 28, 2015, 10:09:02 pm
Things you may have missed in the new TFA trailer.  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/04/13-things-you-probably-missed-from-the-force-awakens-celebration-panelteaser-2.html)
Interesting... I didn't pick up on most of these...
You're not alone.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Aaron on April 29, 2015, 12:28:58 am
You immediately thought of me?
(http://i.imgur.com/eGqclFl.png)

I don't get it.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Tho Master Fie on April 29, 2015, 02:06:17 am
You immediately thought of me?
(http://i.imgur.com/eGqclFl.png)

I don't get it.
(http://i.imgur.com/eGqclFl.png)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Aaron on May 01, 2015, 12:51:14 am
You immediately thought of me?
(http://i.imgur.com/eGqclFl.png)

I don't get it.
(http://i.imgur.com/eGqclFl.png)

Fair enough.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on May 01, 2015, 08:06:25 pm
 TFA art revealed in new children's products.  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/05/17271.html)

 New planets revealed?  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/05/italian-star-wars-facebook-page-reveals-outer-rimmid-rim-map.html)

 Star Wars VIII gets its cinematographer.  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/05/star-wars-episode-viii-gets-cinematographer.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on May 01, 2015, 08:13:54 pm
 BREAKING NEWS: Josh Trank departs second Spin-Off film!  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/05/josh-trank-departs-second-star-wars-anthology-film-3.html#comment-382345)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on May 01, 2015, 08:14:59 pm
New planets revealed?  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/05/italian-star-wars-facebook-page-reveals-outer-rimmid-rim-map.html)
Someone said it in the article's comments, but they're so right: it looks like a subway system map! Reminds me of The Tube from my trip to London, lol.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on May 01, 2015, 08:15:45 pm
BREAKING NEWS: Josh Trank departs second Spin-Off film!  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/05/josh-trank-departs-second-star-wars-anthology-film-3.html#comment-382345)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on May 01, 2015, 08:16:59 pm
BREAKING NEWS: Josh Trank departs second Spin-Off film!  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/05/josh-trank-departs-second-star-wars-anthology-film-3.html#comment-382345)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

This explains him missing the Celebration.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on May 01, 2015, 08:18:51 pm
BREAKING NEWS: Josh Trank departs second Spin-Off film!  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/05/josh-trank-departs-second-star-wars-anthology-film-3.html#comment-382345)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

This explains him missing the Celebration.
Depends on how long he's been away from the project, but that's definitely a possibility.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Rupert Pupkin on May 01, 2015, 09:09:31 pm
BREAKING NEWS: Josh Trank departs second Spin-Off film!  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/05/josh-trank-departs-second-star-wars-anthology-film-3.html#comment-382345)

Thank the Lord!
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on May 01, 2015, 09:12:19 pm
Star Wars VIII gets its cinematographer.  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/05/star-wars-episode-viii-gets-cinematographer.html)
Not surprised Steve Yedlin's the DP for this. He's worked with Rian Johnson on his previous films, so them collaborating again doesn't shock me.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on May 03, 2015, 04:00:49 pm
 Star Wars is on the cover of Vanity Fair!  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/05/pic-of-the-day.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on May 03, 2015, 05:30:04 pm
Star Wars is on the cover of Vanity Fair!  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/05/pic-of-the-day.html)

No Carrie Fisher hands?
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on May 04, 2015, 12:04:51 pm
 Tons of Star Wars news being released right now!  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/05/may-the-fourth-be-with-you-news-is-inbound.html)

Also, May the Fourth Be With You!!!!
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: TheFoxSays on May 04, 2015, 12:13:46 pm
Tons of Star Wars news being released right now!  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/05/may-the-fourth-be-with-you-news-is-inbound.html)

Also, May the Fourth Be With You!!!!

Hooray!
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on May 04, 2015, 02:04:41 pm
Tons of Star Wars news being released right now!  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/05/may-the-fourth-be-with-you-news-is-inbound.html)

Also, May the Fourth Be With You!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I may need to go buy a copy of Vanity Fair now...
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on May 04, 2015, 02:29:40 pm
Tons of Star Wars news being released right now!  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/05/may-the-fourth-be-with-you-news-is-inbound.html)

Also, May the Fourth Be With You!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I may need to go buy a copy of Vanity Fair now...

Same lol.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on May 04, 2015, 02:36:04 pm
 Sullust confirmed for Star Wars Battlefront!  (http://www.comingsoon.net/games/news/436739-explore-the-planet-sullust-in-new-star-wars-battlefront-stills#/slide/1)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on May 04, 2015, 08:25:25 pm
 Is the next Star Wars Spin-Off a Boba Fett movie?  (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/436857-the-second-star-wars-anthology-film-is-reportedly-a-boba-fett-movie#/slide/1)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The One Who Lurks on May 04, 2015, 08:31:12 pm
What will Star Wars be like without Jedi? (http://www.swtorstrategies.com/2015/05/what-will-star-wars-be-like-without-jedi.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on May 04, 2015, 08:34:26 pm
What will Star Wars be like without Jedi? (http://www.swtorstrategies.com/2015/05/what-will-star-wars-be-like-without-jedi.html)

I agree with all of that. Can't wait to see what Edwards does.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Rupert Pupkin on May 04, 2015, 08:35:36 pm
Is the next Star Wars Spin-Off a Boba Fett movie?  (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/436857-the-second-star-wars-anthology-film-is-reportedly-a-boba-fett-movie#/slide/1)

Sounds great, but I'd prefer a post-Sarlacc Pit story instead of an origin. One of the comments said Gareth Evans should direct... I agree with that. In other news, Vanity Fair is sending an "exclusive extra" (http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2015/05/star-wars-force-awakens-photos) to their subscribers tomorrow at 4 pm. I have subscribed...
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on May 04, 2015, 08:38:51 pm
Is the next Star Wars Spin-Off a Boba Fett movie?  (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/436857-the-second-star-wars-anthology-film-is-reportedly-a-boba-fett-movie#/slide/1)

Sounds great, but I'd prefer a post-Sarlacc Pit story instead of an origin. One of the comments said Gareth Evans should direct... I agree with that. In other news, Vanity Fair is sending an "exclusive extra" (http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2015/05/star-wars-force-awakens-photos) to their subscribers tomorrow at 4 pm. I have subscribed...

I was thinking Matthew Vaughn myself, but Evans would be a great choice. As for Varity, I may have to subscribe as well....
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Tho Master Fie on May 04, 2015, 08:43:05 pm
Is the next Star Wars Spin-Off a Boba Fett movie?  (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/436857-the-second-star-wars-anthology-film-is-reportedly-a-boba-fett-movie#/slide/1)

Sounds great, but I'd prefer a post-Sarlacc Pit story instead of an origin. One of the comments said Gareth Evans should direct... I agree with that. In other news, Vanity Fair is sending an "exclusive extra" (http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2015/05/star-wars-force-awakens-photos) to their subscribers tomorrow at 4 pm. I have subscribed...
Well Gareth Evans is undoubtedly the best action director working today so...that'd certainly breathe some new life into the franchise.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Rupert Pupkin on May 04, 2015, 08:57:05 pm
Is the next Star Wars Spin-Off a Boba Fett movie?  (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/436857-the-second-star-wars-anthology-film-is-reportedly-a-boba-fett-movie#/slide/1)

Sounds great, but I'd prefer a post-Sarlacc Pit story instead of an origin. One of the comments said Gareth Evans should direct... I agree with that. In other news, Vanity Fair is sending an "exclusive extra" (http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2015/05/star-wars-force-awakens-photos) to their subscribers tomorrow at 4 pm. I have subscribed...

I was thinking Matthew Vaughn myself, but Evans would be a great choice. As for Varity, I may have to subscribe as well....

I'm not sure if Vaughn's style really fits Star Wars... he doesn't really have that epic scale that Star Wars needs. (Not sure that makes sense)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Rupert Pupkin on May 04, 2015, 09:00:02 pm
Is the next Star Wars Spin-Off a Boba Fett movie?  (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/436857-the-second-star-wars-anthology-film-is-reportedly-a-boba-fett-movie#/slide/1)

Sounds great, but I'd prefer a post-Sarlacc Pit story instead of an origin. One of the comments said Gareth Evans should direct... I agree with that. In other news, Vanity Fair is sending an "exclusive extra" (http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2015/05/star-wars-force-awakens-photos) to their subscribers tomorrow at 4 pm. I have subscribed...
Well Gareth Evans is undoubtedly the best action director working today so...that'd certainly breathe some new life into the franchise.

Agreed. Some of the characters in The Raid films have a Fett-type quality to them as well.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on May 04, 2015, 09:03:16 pm
Is the next Star Wars Spin-Off a Boba Fett movie?  (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/436857-the-second-star-wars-anthology-film-is-reportedly-a-boba-fett-movie#/slide/1)

Sounds great, but I'd prefer a post-Sarlacc Pit story instead of an origin. One of the comments said Gareth Evans should direct... I agree with that. In other news, Vanity Fair is sending an "exclusive extra" (http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2015/05/star-wars-force-awakens-photos) to their subscribers tomorrow at 4 pm. I have subscribed...

I was thinking Matthew Vaughn myself, but Evans would be a great choice. As for Varity, I may have to subscribe as well....
I'd love a Matthew Vaughn Star Wars movie!
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on May 04, 2015, 09:24:55 pm
I don't know about the force awakening, but something in my pants sure did.

(https://s.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/scThQA9EIc1sQgZSIGtdKg--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Y2g9ODAwO2NyPTE7Y3c9NDY0O2R4PTA7ZHk9MDtmaT11bGNyb3A7aD04MDA7aWw9cGxhbmU7cT03NTtzbT0xO3c9NDY0/http://l.yimg.com/os/publish-images/omg/2015-04-08/371e42c0-de1f-11e4-8b1f-75c06950bbd5_Olivia-Munn.jpg)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on May 05, 2015, 03:12:29 pm
I'm sure many Star Wars fans have this. (https://www.yahoo.com/health/what-is-dadbod-and-is-it-healthy-117886188967.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on May 05, 2015, 03:15:52 pm
 Star Wars Battlefront to launch with 12 multiplayer maps.  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/05/star-wars-battlefront-to-launch-with-12-multiplayer-maps-more-details-on-sullust.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on May 05, 2015, 03:20:59 pm
Star Wars Battlefront to launch with 12 multiplayer maps.  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/05/star-wars-battlefront-to-launch-with-12-multiplayer-maps-more-details-on-sullust.html)

You're welcome.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on May 06, 2015, 12:52:02 pm
 Hint at a possible Han Solo video game in the works?  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/05/rumor-first-footage-from-viscerals-untitled-star-wars-game-to-debut-at-e3-2015.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Gold Jeffblum on May 06, 2015, 04:31:46 pm
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/11201163_743671665750717_8803233293122577876_n.jpg?oh=1204becd809b2b864e3382e38dfe13ca&oe=55D72971)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Jack Sloane on May 06, 2015, 04:34:35 pm
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/11201163_743671665750717_8803233293122577876_n.jpg?oh=1204becd809b2b864e3382e38dfe13ca&oe=55D72971)
I don't think he actually said this...
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on May 07, 2015, 01:03:44 pm
 Details on Greg Grunberg's character in TFA!  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/05/new-details-on-greg-grunbergs-character-from-the-force-awakens.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on May 08, 2015, 08:02:52 pm
 Rumors about Lupita Nyong'o's character Maz Kanata  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/05/rumor-star-wars-the-force-awakens-scenescharacters-described-part-iv.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: J. Kashmir on May 08, 2015, 08:04:09 pm
Rumors about Lupita Nyong'o's character Maz Kanata  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/05/rumor-star-wars-the-force-awakens-scenescharacters-described-part-iv.html)
Great actress in a hopefully great (It better be) movie.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on May 12, 2015, 12:03:08 pm
 Billie Lourd gives hints at her character in TFA  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/05/billie-lourd-confirms-shes-not-playing-leia-in-a-flashback.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on May 13, 2015, 02:42:40 pm
 Diego Luna joining the cast of Rogue One?  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/05/rumor-diego-luna-joins-the-rogue-one-cast.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: David Tanny on May 14, 2015, 06:21:40 pm
I don't think he actually said this...

lol
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Jack Sloane on May 14, 2015, 06:23:08 pm
I don't think he actually said this...

lol
I wasn't aware he actually did...
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Jack Sloane on May 14, 2015, 06:24:23 pm
I don't think he actually said this...

lol
I wasn't aware he actually did...
Did he say it or no?
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: David Tanny on May 14, 2015, 06:25:05 pm
Did he say it or no?
No.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Tho Master Fie on May 14, 2015, 07:02:20 pm
Did he say it or no?
Yes.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on May 14, 2015, 07:52:05 pm
Did he say it or no?

Maybe (I don't know)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on May 14, 2015, 09:18:54 pm
 Disney making a Marvel/Star Wars channel?  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/05/disney-to-make-a-marvelstar-wars-cable-channel.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on May 14, 2015, 09:35:44 pm
Anyone wanna see a cool story outline for The Force Awakens? This guy basically combined many of the rumors and reveals and from what I've read he's got a solid plot description.

Here's the link: http://spoilerboard.blogspot.com/
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: David Tanny on May 14, 2015, 09:36:55 pm
Anyone wanna see a cool story outline for The Force Awakens? This guy basically combined many of the rumors and reveals and from what I've read he's got a solid plot description.

Here's the link: http://spoilerboard.blogspot.com/

There'll be no surprises by the time you see the movie...
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on May 14, 2015, 09:39:59 pm
Anyone wanna see a cool story outline for The Force Awakens? This guy basically combined many of the rumors and reveals and from what I've read he's got a solid plot description.

Here's the link: http://spoilerboard.blogspot.com/

There'll be no surprises by the time you see the movie...

I only skimmed the first act, but from what the guy's told me there's a ton of alternate plot lines he has going.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on May 14, 2015, 09:47:26 pm
Anyone wanna see a cool story outline for The Force Awakens? This guy basically combined many of the rumors and reveals and from what I've read he's got a solid plot description.

Here's the link: http://spoilerboard.blogspot.com/

Be honest.  That's your blog right?
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on May 14, 2015, 09:49:26 pm
Anyone wanna see a cool story outline for The Force Awakens? This guy basically combined many of the rumors and reveals and from what I've read he's got a solid plot description.

Here's the link: http://spoilerboard.blogspot.com/

Be honest.  That's your blog right?

It actually isn't. It's from this guy I found on a Star Wars forum.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on May 14, 2015, 09:50:18 pm
Anyone wanna see a cool story outline for The Force Awakens? This guy basically combined many of the rumors and reveals and from what I've read he's got a solid plot description.

Here's the link: http://spoilerboard.blogspot.com/

Be honest.  That's your blog right?

It actually isn't. It's from this guy I found on a Star Wars forum.

Link?
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on May 14, 2015, 09:53:06 pm
Anyone wanna see a cool story outline for The Force Awakens? This guy basically combined many of the rumors and reveals and from what I've read he's got a solid plot description.

Here's the link: http://spoilerboard.blogspot.com/

Be honest.  That's your blog right?

It actually isn't. It's from this guy I found on a Star Wars forum.

Link?

http://thecantina.starwars7news.com/index.php?threads/speculation-storyboard.2789/#post-86901
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on May 15, 2015, 11:22:33 am
 Daniel Craig's role in TFA revealed!  (https://www.yahoo.com/movies/daniel-craig-force-awakens-cameo-star-wars-119027010377.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Danny Darkoh on May 15, 2015, 06:56:54 pm
Daniel Craig's role in TFA revealed!  (https://www.yahoo.com/movies/daniel-craig-force-awakens-cameo-star-wars-119027010377.html)
Got really excited there for a second.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on May 15, 2015, 11:39:53 pm
 Ben Mendelsohn denies involvement in Rogue One.  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/05/ben-mendelsohn-denies-involvement-with-star-wars-anthology-rogue-one.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on May 18, 2015, 10:03:20 pm
 Kathleen Kennedy talks Boba Fett and Daisy Ridley. (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/05/kathleen-kennedy-on-boba-fetts-future-daisy-ridleys-fighting-style-in-the-force-awakens-and-more.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Tommy South on May 19, 2015, 08:53:33 am
Why is there so much excitement over one little movie? Is Adam Sandler in this or something?
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: J. Kashmir on May 19, 2015, 09:54:21 am
Why is there so much excitement over one little movie? Is Adam Sandler in this or something?
I hope so. The series could use more humor.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on May 21, 2015, 12:40:16 pm
 Kathleen Kennedy interview with Vanity Fair.  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/05/kathleen-kennedy-interview-with-vanity-fair.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on May 26, 2015, 12:46:07 pm
 Miltos Yerolemou briefly discusses TFA.  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/05/miltos-yerolemou-briefly-talks-about-his-role-in-star-wars-the-force-awakens.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Rupert Pupkin on May 28, 2015, 03:51:34 pm
Andy Serkis' character revealed! (https://www.yahoo.com/movies/andy-serkis-character-in-star-wars-the-force-120121411957.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on May 28, 2015, 04:18:08 pm
Andy Serkis' character revealed! (https://www.yahoo.com/movies/andy-serkis-character-in-star-wars-the-force-120121411957.html)

"Snoke" is a rather silly name, but it doesn't bother me much. This is awesome!
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on June 03, 2015, 11:23:00 am
 Rumors on possible Han Solo/Boba Fett and Obi-Wan spin-offs.  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/06/star-wars-anthology-rumors-han-solo-to-appear-alongside-boba-fett-two-directors-looking-at-project-third-anthology-details.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Rupert Pupkin on June 03, 2015, 03:08:17 pm
Rumors on possible Han Solo/Boba Fett and Obi-Wan spin-offs.  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/06/star-wars-anthology-rumors-han-solo-to-appear-alongside-boba-fett-two-directors-looking-at-project-third-anthology-details.html)

Well I can't say I want to see someone else playing Han Solo, a Matthew Vaughn directed Star Wars film focusing on Boba Fett sounds incredible. I also really like the sound of a post Revenge of the Sith Obi-Wan movie starring McGregor. I thought he was the highlight of the prequels, and I'm praying to Christ Nolan that the rumored "Obi-Wan trilogy" will be a Ferus Olin adaptation, only with more Obi-Wan.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on June 04, 2015, 02:32:50 am
Rumors on possible Han Solo/Boba Fett and Obi-Wan spin-offs.  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/06/star-wars-anthology-rumors-han-solo-to-appear-alongside-boba-fett-two-directors-looking-at-project-third-anthology-details.html)

Well I can't say I want to see someone else playing Han Solo, a Matthew Vaughn directed Star Wars film focusing on Boba Fett sounds incredible. I also really like the sound of a post Revenge of the Sith Obi-Wan movie starring McGregor. I thought he was the highlight of the prequels, and I'm praying to Christ Nolan that the rumored "Obi-Wan trilogy" will be a Ferus Olin adaptation, only with more Obi-Wan.
I agree with all of this. And yeah, Ewan McGregor is a brilliant actor. His performance in Trainspotting is one of my all-time favorites.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on June 04, 2015, 09:15:30 pm
 Star Wars Uprising teaser!  (http://www.comingsoon.net/games/trailers/447291-experience-a-new-chapter-of-the-star-wars-universe-with-star-wars-uprising)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Danny Darkoh on June 04, 2015, 09:23:33 pm
Star Wars Uprising teaser!  (http://www.comingsoon.net/games/trailers/447291-experience-a-new-chapter-of-the-star-wars-universe-with-star-wars-uprising)
God f*cking damn, why a mobile game? Now there's gonna be a ton of micro transactions and crap. We wouldn't get that unwanted baggage on a console... oh wait, EA's behind Battlefront 3....
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on June 05, 2015, 07:27:13 pm
 Anthony Daniels to voice C-3PO in Star Wars Battlefront.  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/06/c-3po-voiced-by-anthony-daniels-voiced-to-appear-in-star-wars-battlefront.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on June 08, 2015, 01:07:42 pm
 Leaked fight choreography from TFA?  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/06/possible-piece-of-the-force-awakens-fight-choreography-leaked.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on June 08, 2015, 01:11:12 pm
 C-3PO's new look in TFA.  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/06/better-look-at-c-3pos-red-arm-from-the-force-awakens.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on June 10, 2015, 09:32:16 pm
 Comic-Con schedule for TFA!  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/06/a-special-look-at-the-force-awakens-on-july-10-at-san-diego-comic-con-2015.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on June 13, 2015, 12:55:50 am
 More details on Greg Grunberg's TFA character!  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/06/even-more-details-on-greg-grunbergs-character-in-the-force-awakens.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on June 13, 2015, 04:28:34 pm
 Michelle MacLaren eyed to direct a
Star Wars Anthology film.  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/06/rumor-michelle-maclaren-eyed-to-be-a-star-wars-anthology-director.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on June 13, 2015, 04:41:35 pm
Michelle MacLaren eyed to direct a Star Wars Anthology film. (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/06/rumor-michelle-maclaren-eyed-to-be-a-star-wars-anthology-director.html)
YES PLEASE.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on June 14, 2015, 04:33:58 pm
 Some rumors about Rogue One.  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/06/rumor-details-on-the-world-of-star-wars-anthology-rogue-one.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on June 15, 2015, 01:24:40 pm
 Forest Whitaker joins Rogue One!  (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/450481-breaking-forest-whitaker-joins-star-wars-anthology-rogue-one)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on June 15, 2015, 01:27:39 pm
Forest Whitaker joins Rogue One!  (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/450481-breaking-forest-whitaker-joins-star-wars-anthology-rogue-one)
This cast is grabbing my attention more and more...
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on June 20, 2015, 04:52:12 pm
Since Tatum isn't here to report this, I shall fill in temporarily!
First look at Han piloting the Falcon and Domhnall Gleeson's character? (http://makingstarwars.net/2015/06/first-look-pics-of-domhnall-gleesons-the-general-and-han-solo-piloting-the-falcon/)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on June 20, 2015, 07:38:40 pm
Since Tatum isn't here to report this, I shall fill in temporarily!
First look at Han piloting the Falcon and Domhnall Gleeson's character? (http://makingstarwars.net/2015/06/first-look-pics-of-domhnall-gleesons-the-general-and-han-solo-piloting-the-falcon/)

:D
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on June 25, 2015, 12:12:53 am
International banner for The Force Awakens, featuring Finn, Chewbacca, Rey, Kyle Ren, and Captain Phasma:
(http://www.flickeringmyth.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/star-wars-the-force-awakens-600x282.png)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on July 03, 2015, 01:49:29 am
 Leaked Battlefront gameplay.  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/07/leaked-star-wars-battlefront-alpha-gameplay.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on July 06, 2015, 05:00:23 pm
 No trailer or clips from TFA to be shown at Comic Con. *sigh*  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/07/no-new-trailer-or-any-clips-for-the-force-awakens-at-this-years-sdcc.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Danny Darkoh on July 06, 2015, 05:08:42 pm
No trailer or clips from TFA to be shown at Comic Con. *sigh*  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/07/no-new-trailer-or-any-clips-for-the-force-awakens-at-this-years-sdcc.html)
(https://activatingwanderlust.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/fuckscreaming_drewbarrymore.gif)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on July 06, 2015, 05:14:50 pm
Donnie Yen rumored to appear in one of the upcoming films. (http://screenrant.com/star-wars-donnie-yenn-rogue-one-episode-8/)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on July 06, 2015, 06:00:35 pm
Donnie Yen rumored to appear in one of the upcoming films. (http://screenrant.com/star-wars-donnie-yenn-rogue-one-episode-8/)
A possible Jedi? I like it.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on July 09, 2015, 07:47:12 pm
 Early Star Wars photos from Comic Con.  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/07/first-star-wars-photos-from-san-diego-comic-con-2015.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Rupert Pupkin on July 10, 2015, 11:00:04 pm
Domhnall Gleeson's character in TFA confirmed. (http://www.flickeringmyth.com/2015/07/domhnall-gleeson-playing-general-hux-in-star-wars-the-force-awakens-simon-pegg-confirmed-to-appear-as-an-alien.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on July 10, 2015, 11:27:14 pm
Domhnall Gleeson's character in TFA confirmed. (http://www.flickeringmyth.com/2015/07/domhnall-gleeson-playing-general-hux-in-star-wars-the-force-awakens-simon-pegg-confirmed-to-appear-as-an-alien.html)
Simon Pegg! Ahahahahaha, awesome.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on July 16, 2015, 01:28:20 pm
 A few TFA LEGO sets revealed.  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/07/poe-damerons-black-x-wing-and-the-millennium-falcon-lego-sets-revealed.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Danny Darkoh on July 16, 2015, 02:08:43 pm
A few TFA LEGO sets revealed.  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/07/poe-damerons-black-x-wing-and-the-millennium-falcon-lego-sets-revealed.html)
As a guy who still likes LEGO (mainly because I use them for stop motion films), I'm excited.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on July 16, 2015, 03:11:06 pm
A few TFA LEGO sets revealed.  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/07/poe-damerons-black-x-wing-and-the-millennium-falcon-lego-sets-revealed.html)
I want that Millennium Falcon one.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on July 19, 2015, 03:17:56 pm
 Some more concept art from TFA!  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/07/new-concept-art-from-star-wars-the-force-awakens.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on July 19, 2015, 03:26:32 pm
Some more concept art from TFA!  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/07/new-concept-art-from-star-wars-the-force-awakens.html)
That new TIE Fighter looks like a cross between the original design and Anakin/Obi-Wan's ships from the beginning of Revenge of the Sith... I like it!
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on July 20, 2015, 08:59:10 pm
 Benicio Del Toro eyed to play the villain in Star Wars VIII!  (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/463675-benicio-del-toro-eyed-for-star-wars-episode-viii)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on July 21, 2015, 02:02:36 pm
 Our first look at a set from Rogue One.  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/07/our-first-look-at-a-set-from-rogue-one.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on July 28, 2015, 03:49:15 am
 Jonathan Aris to appear in Rogue One.  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/07/sherlock-actor-jonathan-aris-to-appear-in-rogue-one.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on July 29, 2015, 02:28:44 am
 Gary Whitta talks about Rogue One.  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/07/gary-whitta-talks-about-star-wars-anthology-rogue-one.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Tho Master Fie on July 29, 2015, 03:24:11 am
I'm rewatching the Star Wars films from 1 to 6.  Revenge of the Sith still holds up as the best so far.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on July 29, 2015, 04:45:14 am
I'm rewatching the Star Wars films from 1 to 6.  Revenge of the Sith still holds up as the best so far.
Great to hear! I've always found Revenge of the Sith to be extremely underrated. Very fun film that ties the whole saga together perfectly.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on July 29, 2015, 04:32:25 pm
 Details on Miltos Yerolemous' TFA character.  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/07/more-details-on-miltos-yerolemous-character-from-the-force-awakens.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on July 29, 2015, 04:44:13 pm
Star Wars Creator George Lucas found dead in his home.  He was 71. (https://thephilthyway.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/jar-jar-binks-equasion-funny-star-wars-george-lucas.jpg?w=549)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on July 29, 2015, 06:09:38 pm
Details on Miltos Yerolemous' TFA character.  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/07/more-details-on-miltos-yerolemous-character-from-the-force-awakens.html)
Accidentally misread that as "Milito's".. is that bad?
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on July 30, 2015, 02:13:28 am
 Live-action Star Wars TV shows headed to Netflix?  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/07/rumor-new-live-action-star-wars-shows-headed-for-netflix.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on July 30, 2015, 02:17:53 am
Live-action Star Wars TV shows headed to Netflix?  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/07/rumor-new-live-action-star-wars-shows-headed-for-netflix.html)

No thank you.  I pay for quality, Netflix.  Man up and put Paul Blart on the listings.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Aaron on July 30, 2015, 02:51:46 am
Star Wars Creator George Lucas found dead in his home.  He was 71. (https://thephilthyway.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/jar-jar-binks-equasion-funny-star-wars-george-lucas.jpg?w=549)

No wonder. That's the goddamn hardest equation I've ever encountered.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on July 30, 2015, 01:49:29 pm
 First look at Ken Leung's character in TFA!  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/07/first-look-at-ken-leungs-character-from-star-wars-the-force-awakens.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on August 04, 2015, 02:37:40 am
 More Battlefront information announced.  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/08/new-star-wars-battlefront-modes-blast-fighter-squadron.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on August 09, 2015, 03:15:23 am
 Set pictures from Rogue One!  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/08/new-photos-from-the-rogue-one-set.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on August 13, 2015, 01:11:08 am
 TONS of exclusive TFA information revealed by EW!  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/08/entertainment-weekly-new-photos-for-star-wars-the-force-awakens.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Rupert Pupkin on August 13, 2015, 09:24:41 pm
The first picture of Luke Skywalker in TFA!!! (https://consequenceofsound.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/screen-shot-2015-08-13-at-5-49-25-pm.png) Oh, btw, this is gonna get removed from the internet in like 2 minutes.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on August 14, 2015, 01:17:52 am
First look at Ken Leung's character in TFA!  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/07/first-look-at-ken-leungs-character-from-star-wars-the-force-awakens.html)
:D

Also,  Massive leak of TFA merchandise!  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/08/star-wars-the-force-awakens-toys-leak-out.html)

Been a rough day for Disney lol.....
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on August 14, 2015, 01:20:31 am
Massive leak of TFA merchandise!  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/08/star-wars-the-force-awakens-toys-leak-out.html)
I can feel the hole in my wallet already...
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on August 14, 2015, 01:22:38 am
The first picture of Luke Skywalker in TFA!!! (https://consequenceofsound.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/screen-shot-2015-08-13-at-5-49-25-pm.png) Oh, btw, this is gonna get removed from the internet in like 2 minutes.
Saved this an extra 10 times just in case.

Also, is it bad that I cried? Because I just cried.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on August 14, 2015, 07:13:02 pm
The Force Awakens LEGO sets leaked (http://m.imgur.com/a/0fFkq)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Danny Darkoh on August 14, 2015, 07:28:59 pm
The Force Awakens LEGO sets leaked (http://m.imgur.com/a/0fFkq)
As a brickfilmer, this is great.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on August 15, 2015, 12:36:22 pm
Only an hour until the Star Wars panels at D23. What do you guys think we'll end up seeing/hearing about?
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on August 15, 2015, 03:22:29 pm
Colin Trevorrow confirmed for Episode IX! (http://www.starwars.com/news/colin-trevorrow-to-direct-star-wars-episode-ix?linkId=16333954)

EDIT: The cast of Rogue One assembled!  (http://i.imgur.com/vBOnApu.jpg)

EDIT #2: Star Wars themed land coming to Disney in Florida and California! No official article, but Iger has announced a Millennium Falcon ride and shops run by their respective inhabitants (the cantina was announced as an example)! 14 acres big.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Danny Darkoh on August 15, 2015, 03:38:24 pm
Colin Trevorrow confirmed for Episode IX! (http://www.starwars.com/news/colin-trevorrow-to-direct-star-wars-episode-ix?linkId=16333954)

EDIT: The cast of Rogue One assembled!  (http://i.imgur.com/vBOnApu.jpg)

EDIT #2: Star Wars themed land coming to Disney in Florida and California! No official article, but Iger has announced a Millennium Falcon ride and shops run by their respective inhabitants (the cantina was announced as an example)! 14 acres big.
Eh... I liked Jurassic World, but still.. I don't think Trevorrow's a good choice. I have a bad feeling about this...
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Aaron on August 15, 2015, 05:04:21 pm
The Force Awakens LEGO sets leaked (http://m.imgur.com/a/0fFkq)

(http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130914012346/cardfight/images/f/fc/Shut-Up-And-Take-My-Money-1024x1280.jpg)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: J. Kashmir on August 15, 2015, 07:27:22 pm
Colin Trevorrow confirmed for Episode IX! (http://www.starwars.com/news/colin-trevorrow-to-direct-star-wars-episode-ix?linkId=16333954)

EDIT: The cast of Rogue One assembled!  (http://i.imgur.com/vBOnApu.jpg)

EDIT #2: Star Wars themed land coming to Disney in Florida and California! No official article, but Iger has announced a Millennium Falcon ride and shops run by their respective inhabitants (the cantina was announced as an example)! 14 acres big.
Eh... I liked Jurassic World, but still.. I don't think Trevorrow's a good choice. I have a bad feeling about this...
I agree. I feel like he only got the gig because Jurassic World made so much money. I would still like to see either Duncan Jomes, Brad Bird, or Alfonso Cuarón try their hand first.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on August 15, 2015, 07:50:01 pm
Colin Trevorrow confirmed for Episode IX! (http://www.starwars.com/news/colin-trevorrow-to-direct-star-wars-episode-ix?linkId=16333954)

EDIT: The cast of Rogue One assembled!  (http://i.imgur.com/vBOnApu.jpg)

EDIT #2: Star Wars themed land coming to Disney in Florida and California! No official article, but Iger has announced a Millennium Falcon ride and shops run by their respective inhabitants (the cantina was announced as an example)! 14 acres big.
Eh... I liked Jurassic World, but still.. I don't think Trevorrow's a good choice. I have a bad feeling about this...
I agree. I feel like he only got the gig because Jurassic World made so much money. I would still like to see either Duncan Jomes, Brad Bird, or Alfonso Cuarón try their hand first.
I feel like Trevorrow's getting a lot of crap for the negatives of Jurassic World, although most of that stems from the screenplay, not the direction. Yes, Trevorrow co-wrote Jurassic World, but I highly doubt he'll write Episode IX. And I dare you to try to prove to me that Jurassic World was not at least serviceable in its direction. I'm all ears bro.
#IStandWithTrevorrow
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Gold Jeffblum on August 15, 2015, 08:00:04 pm
Colin Trevorrow confirmed for Episode IX! (http://www.starwars.com/news/colin-trevorrow-to-direct-star-wars-episode-ix?linkId=16333954)

EDIT: The cast of Rogue One assembled!  (http://i.imgur.com/vBOnApu.jpg)

EDIT #2: Star Wars themed land coming to Disney in Florida and California! No official article, but Iger has announced a Millennium Falcon ride and shops run by their respective inhabitants (the cantina was announced as an example)! 14 acres big.
Eh... I liked Jurassic World, but still.. I don't think Trevorrow's a good choice. I have a bad feeling about this...
I agree. I feel like he only got the gig because Jurassic World made so much money. I would still like to see either Duncan Jomes, Brad Bird, or Alfonso Cuarón try their hand first.
I feel like Trevorrow's getting a lot of crap for the negatives of Jurassic World, although most of that stems from the screenplay, not the direction. Yes, Trevorrow co-wrote Jurassic World, but I highly doubt he'll write Episode IX. And I dare you to try to prove to me that Jurassic World was not at least serviceable in its direction. I'm all ears bro.
#IStandWithTrevorrow
Jurassic Park shouldn't be  just ah... "serviceable." For that matter neither should ah... Star Wars.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on August 15, 2015, 08:08:58 pm
I feel like Trevorrow's getting a lot of crap for the negatives of Jurassic World, although most of that stems from the screenplay, not the direction. Yes, Trevorrow co-wrote Jurassic World, but I highly doubt he'll write Episode IX. And I dare you to try to prove to me that Jurassic World was not at least serviceable in its direction. I'm all ears bro.
#IStandWithTrevorrow
Jurassic Park shouldn't be  just ah... "serviceable." For that matter neither should ah... Star Wars.
Key words "at least." I personally thought the direction was fantastic. I just find it hard to believe that anyone would think the direction was actually bad.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Gold Jeffblum on August 15, 2015, 08:19:37 pm
I feel like Trevorrow's getting a lot of crap for the negatives of Jurassic World, although most of that stems from the screenplay, not the direction. Yes, Trevorrow co-wrote Jurassic World, but I highly doubt he'll write Episode IX. And I dare you to try to prove to me that Jurassic World was not at least serviceable in its direction. I'm all ears bro.
#IStandWithTrevorrow
Jurassic Park shouldn't be  just ah... "serviceable." For that matter neither should ah... Star Wars.
Key words "at least." I personally thought the direction was fantastic. I just find it hard to believe that anyone would think the direction was actually bad.
Not bad. More ah... invisible. Nothing stood out I thought.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on August 16, 2015, 05:01:40 am
Colin Trevorrow confirmed for Episode IX! (http://www.starwars.com/news/colin-trevorrow-to-direct-star-wars-episode-ix?linkId=16333954)

EDIT: The cast of Rogue One assembled!  (http://i.imgur.com/vBOnApu.jpg)

EDIT #2: Star Wars themed land coming to Disney in Florida and California! No official article, but Iger has announced a Millennium Falcon ride and shops run by their respective inhabitants (the cantina was announced as an example)! 14 acres big.

1. Meh, he's ok. Agree with Goldblum on this.

2. HELL. YES. Excellent cast + photo. Also, Mads Mikkelsen in Star Wars? Fúck yes.

3. Sounds great! Can't wait for this!
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on August 17, 2015, 08:09:23 am
Captain Phasma (Gwendoline Christine) was named in honor of Phantasm. (http://www.joblo.com/horror-movies/news/star-wars-episode-vii-character-named-in-honor-of-phantasm-278)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on August 20, 2015, 09:20:51 pm
The TFA merchandise leaks continue: leaked Hasbro TFA catalog. (http://m.imgur.com/a/lbYLw) Nothing too major in terms of spoilers, but I noticed/saw some people point out a few interesting things in there in terms of possible plot developments.

With that said, I can't wait to line my shelves with some of this stuff.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on August 20, 2015, 10:56:59 pm
Drew Struzan has high praise for The Force Awakens. (http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/drew-struzan-calls-the-force-awakens-the-best-star-wars-youve-ever-seen-335)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on August 21, 2015, 02:14:40 am
Drew Struzan has high praise for The Force Awakens. (http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/drew-struzan-calls-the-force-awakens-the-best-star-wars-youve-ever-seen-335)
Best Star Wars film yet? Awesome! Only 118 days to go!
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on August 21, 2015, 03:51:54 am
 Complete TFA toy catalog leaked!  (http://m.imgur.com/a/lbYLw#)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on August 21, 2015, 01:26:23 pm
 Empire Magazine reveals new TFA covers!  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/08/the-first-order-featured-on-the-cover-of-the-latest-issue-of-empire-magazine.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on August 21, 2015, 01:55:54 pm
Empire Magazine reveals new TFA covers!  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/08/the-first-order-featured-on-the-cover-of-the-latest-issue-of-empire-magazine.html)
Looks like I'll be buying an issue of Empire to hang on my wall.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on August 23, 2015, 01:58:20 pm
 Peter Cushing to be digitally recreated for Rogue One? (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/08/report-peter-cushing-to-be-digitally-recreated-for-rogue-one.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on August 23, 2015, 05:09:25 pm
 Details on Mads Mikkelsen's role in Rogue One.  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/08/details-on-mads-mikkelsen-role-in-rogue-one-a-star-wars-story.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on August 25, 2015, 09:50:25 pm
J.J. Abrams reveals inspiration for The First Order. (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/475623-j-j-abrams-reveals-inspiration-for-the-first-order-from-star-wars-the-force-awakens#/slide/1)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on August 27, 2015, 01:37:46 pm
Brand new teaser! (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/trailers/476491-watch-a-new-star-wars-the-force-awakens-teaser#/slide/1)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on August 27, 2015, 01:45:38 pm
Brand new teaser! (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/trailers/476491-watch-a-new-star-wars-the-force-awakens-teaser#/slide/1)
I am crying right now. Seriously, I videoed myself watching that, and I think I cried more at this than any other video/movie I have ever seen.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on August 27, 2015, 01:48:59 pm
Brand new teaser! (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/trailers/476491-watch-a-new-star-wars-the-force-awakens-teaser#/slide/1)
I am crying right now. Seriously, I videoed myself watching that, and I think I cried more at this than any other video/movie I have ever seen.

Post it for us to see
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Jack Sloane on August 27, 2015, 01:50:29 pm
Brand new teaser! (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/trailers/476491-watch-a-new-star-wars-the-force-awakens-teaser#/slide/1)
Looks good. I'll need to watch all of the other movies before I see this, however...
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on August 27, 2015, 01:51:33 pm
Brand new teaser! (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/trailers/476491-watch-a-new-star-wars-the-force-awakens-teaser#/slide/1)
I am crying right now. Seriously, I videoed myself watching that, and I think I cried more at this than any other video/movie I have ever seen.

Post it for us to see
If you insist.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Gold Jeffblum on August 27, 2015, 02:03:22 pm
Brand new teaser! (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/trailers/476491-watch-a-new-star-wars-the-force-awakens-teaser#/slide/1)
I am crying right now. Seriously, I videoed myself watching that, and I think I cried more at this than any other video/movie I have ever seen.
What.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Rupert Pupkin on August 27, 2015, 02:14:40 pm
Brand new teaser! (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/trailers/476491-watch-a-new-star-wars-the-force-awakens-teaser#/slide/1)

I'll admit I didn't cry, but that was a great 5 seconds of new footage.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on August 27, 2015, 02:37:37 pm
Brand new teaser! (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/trailers/476491-watch-a-new-star-wars-the-force-awakens-teaser#/slide/1)
:D :D :D
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on August 27, 2015, 02:59:22 pm
Anyone else think this is just warm up for a full trailer that'll drop on Force Friday?
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on August 27, 2015, 03:12:18 pm
Anyone else think this is just warm up for a full trailer that'll drop on Force Friday?
I hope so...
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on August 30, 2015, 07:00:51 pm
 More TFA toys revealed!  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/08/more-interesting-toys-for-force-friday-including-bullhead-and-sarco-plank.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on September 03, 2015, 02:40:50 pm
Benicio del Toro finally confirms Episode VIII role, production begins in March 2016. (http://www.outerplaces.com/science-fiction/item/9777-benicio-del-toro-finally-confirms-villain-role-in-star-wars-episode-viii-reveals-production-start-date)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on September 03, 2015, 02:42:38 pm
Benicio del Toro finally confirms Episode VIII role, production begins in March 2016. (http://www.outerplaces.com/science-fiction/item/9777-benicio-del-toro-finally-confirms-villain-role-in-star-wars-episode-viii-reveals-production-start-date)
(http://i1058.photobucket.com/albums/t407/KezzerC/FYeah2.gif)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on September 03, 2015, 05:19:38 pm
Benicio del Toro finally confirms Episode VIII role, production begins in March 2016. (http://www.outerplaces.com/science-fiction/item/9777-benicio-del-toro-finally-confirms-villain-role-in-star-wars-episode-viii-reveals-production-start-date)
Probably my favorite casting choice yet!
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on September 03, 2015, 05:47:54 pm
Why does Star Wars gets its own movie news thread?.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Tho Master Fie on September 03, 2015, 06:04:02 pm
Why does Star Wars gets its own movie news thread?.
Same reason John does.  It's big.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on September 03, 2015, 06:36:01 pm
Why does Star Wars gets its own movie news thread?.
Same reason John does.  It's big.
^Quality post.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on September 03, 2015, 07:38:07 pm
First listen at Finn (http://www.ign.com/articles/2015/09/03/john-boyega-has-an-american-accent-in-star-wars-the-force-awakens) and Kylo Ren's (http://www.ign.com/articles/2015/09/03/hear-kylo-ren-speak-for-the-first-time) voices.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on September 03, 2015, 08:46:40 pm
Anthony Daniels calls the secrecy behind The Force Awakens ludicrous. (http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/anthony-daniels-calls-the-secrecy-behind-the-force-awakens-ludicrous-260)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on September 04, 2015, 06:10:47 am
The official soundtrack will be released on the same day as the film. (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/479039-star-wars-the-force-awakens-soundtrack#/slide/1)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on September 04, 2015, 03:41:28 pm
New poster art for The Force Awakens. (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/479053-new-star-wars-the-force-awakens-poster-art-revealed#/slide/1)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on September 04, 2015, 03:47:53 pm
New poster art for The Force Awakens. (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/479053-new-star-wars-the-force-awakens-poster-art-revealed#/slide/1)
Saw those at Wal-Mart earlier. Was tempted to buy the group poster, but couldn't fit it onto my $25 debit gift card so I'll stop by next week and get it.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on September 04, 2015, 05:23:09 pm
 Details on new characters and places from TFA revealed on official databank!  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/09/new-official-databank-entries-for-characters-and-places-from-star-wars-the-force-awakens.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on September 08, 2015, 08:12:31 pm
The British and the French are getting The Force Awakens two days earlier. (http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/the-uk-and-france-getting-star-wars-the-force-awakens-a-little-earlier-290)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on September 08, 2015, 08:59:11 pm
The British and the French are getting The Force Awakens two days earlier. (http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/the-uk-and-france-getting-star-wars-the-force-awakens-a-little-earlier-290)
Might have to make another trip to London or Paris again...
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on September 09, 2015, 06:46:44 pm
Star Wars: Episode VIII to shoot in Ireland at the end of the month. (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/480469-star-wars-the-force-awakens-reshoots#/slide/1)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Aaron on September 11, 2015, 07:45:59 pm
The British and the French are getting The Force Awakens two days earlier. (http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/the-uk-and-france-getting-star-wars-the-force-awakens-a-little-earlier-290)

And then us Kiwis are getting it 1 day earlier.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on September 12, 2015, 12:33:53 pm
There might be a post-credits scene. (http://noperfectmovie.com/2015/09/12/star-wars-rogue-one-post-credit-rumored-to-be-attached-to-force-awakens/)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on September 12, 2015, 08:36:11 pm
There might be a post-credits scene. (http://noperfectmovie.com/2015/09/12/star-wars-rogue-one-post-credit-rumored-to-be-attached-to-force-awakens/)
Ehh....I hope not......
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: J. Kashmir on September 12, 2015, 08:37:58 pm
There might be a post-credits scene. (http://noperfectmovie.com/2015/09/12/star-wars-rogue-one-post-credit-rumored-to-be-attached-to-force-awakens/)
But does it need one?
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on September 12, 2015, 08:43:52 pm
There might be a post-credits scene. (http://noperfectmovie.com/2015/09/12/star-wars-rogue-one-post-credit-rumored-to-be-attached-to-force-awakens/)
But does it need one?
There is only one correct answer. And it's not "yes".
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: J. Kashmir on September 12, 2015, 08:48:43 pm
There might be a post-credits scene. (http://noperfectmovie.com/2015/09/12/star-wars-rogue-one-post-credit-rumored-to-be-attached-to-force-awakens/)
But does it need one?
There is only one correct answer. And it's not "yes".
If the movie is awesome, I should be able to overlook any post-credits scenes, though.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on September 12, 2015, 08:53:37 pm
There might be a post-credits scene. (http://noperfectmovie.com/2015/09/12/star-wars-rogue-one-post-credit-rumored-to-be-attached-to-force-awakens/)
But does it need one?
There is only one correct answer. And it's not "yes".
If the movie is awesome, I should be able to overlook any post-credits scenes, though.
As someone who grew up with Star Wars, I simply don't like the idea of breaking tradition to that degree, even if the movie ends up being the next Citizen Kane. Why not just show it as a teaser in front of the movie?
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on September 12, 2015, 08:56:25 pm
There might be a post-credits scene. (http://noperfectmovie.com/2015/09/12/star-wars-rogue-one-post-credit-rumored-to-be-attached-to-force-awakens/)
But does it need one?
There is only one correct answer. And it's not "yes".
If the movie is awesome, I should be able to overlook any post-credits scenes, though.
As someone who grew up with Star Wars, I simply don't like the idea of breaking tradition to that degree, even if the movie ends up being the next Citizen Kane. Why not just show it as a teaser in front of the movie?
I'm betting that's what will actually happen....
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on September 15, 2015, 07:09:22 pm
 TFA tickets go on sale in October!!!  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/09/star-wars-the-force-awakens-tickets-to-be-on-sale-in-october.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on September 16, 2015, 12:43:38 pm
Mark Hamill will return for Episode VIII. (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/613291-star-wars-episode-viii-production-briefly-delayed#/slide/1)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Danny Darkoh on September 16, 2015, 07:12:19 pm
Mark Hamill will return for Episode VIII. (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/613291-star-wars-episode-viii-production-briefly-delayed#/slide/1)
If he's still alive by then.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: David Tanny on September 16, 2015, 07:13:45 pm
If he's still alive by then.

C'mon, he's not that old. Plus, they are going to start shooting it within a year.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Danny Darkoh on September 16, 2015, 07:17:45 pm
If he's still alive by then.

C'mon, he's not that old. Plus, they are going to start shooting it within a year.
That's true. But didn't he nearly die because he... tripped and fell or something like that?
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on September 16, 2015, 07:55:52 pm
If he's still alive by then.

C'mon, he's not that old. Plus, they are going to start shooting it within a year.
That's true. But didn't he nearly die because he... tripped and fell or something like that?
He said all of those reports were exaggerated on Twitter.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Gold Jeffblum on September 16, 2015, 07:57:23 pm
I'm confused by this ah quest to know everything that ah happens in this movie before it's ah even released...
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: David Tanny on September 16, 2015, 08:00:47 pm
I'm confused by this ah quest to know everything that ah happens in this movie before it's ah even released...

^^^So much this^^^
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on September 16, 2015, 08:01:52 pm
I'm confused by this ah quest to know everything that ah happens in this movie before it's ah even released...
Funny that you say that; even with all these "leaks" and whatnot, we have no idea what the actual story is.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Gold Jeffblum on September 16, 2015, 08:05:01 pm
I'm confused by this ah quest to know everything that ah happens in this movie before it's ah even released...
Funny that you say that; even with all these "leaks" and whatnot, we have no idea what the actual story is.
That's Disney saving you from ah your self destructive ah... habits.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Danny Darkoh on September 16, 2015, 08:05:17 pm
I'm confused by this ah quest to know everything that ah happens in this movie before it's ah even released...
Funny that you say that; even with all these "leaks" and whatnot, we have no idea what the actual story is.
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Gold Jeffblum on September 16, 2015, 08:08:15 pm
I'm confused by this ah quest to know everything that ah happens in this movie before it's ah even released...
Funny that you say that; even with all these "leaks" and whatnot, we have no idea what the actual story is.
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
No. Milito and I ah get along fabulously.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on September 16, 2015, 08:09:38 pm
I'm confused by this ah quest to know everything that ah happens in this movie before it's ah even released...
Funny that you say that; even with all these "leaks" and whatnot, we have no idea what the actual story is.
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
No. Milito and I ah get along fabulously.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Zy4uiiy0qgA
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on September 16, 2015, 08:38:25 pm
Benicio del Toro dispenses more details on his Star Wars role. (http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/benicio-del-toro-dispenses-more-details-on-his-star-wars-episode-viii-role-200)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on September 16, 2015, 08:40:06 pm
Mark Hamill will return for Episode VIII. (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/613291-star-wars-episode-viii-production-briefly-delayed#/slide/1)

Well, now that's been spoiled.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Tho Master Fie on September 17, 2015, 11:31:00 am
I'm confused by this ah quest to know everything that ah happens in this movie before it's ah even released...
Same.  Even just watching a trailer is going to spoil some of the film.  Following every single bit of information is guaranteed to ruin the whole thing.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on September 17, 2015, 02:41:36 pm
AMC Theaters to screen Episodes I-VI before The Force Awakens? (http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/will-amc-screen-star-wars-episodes-i-vi-before-the-force-awakens-592)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on September 17, 2015, 04:17:46 pm
I'm confused by this ah quest to know everything that ah happens in this movie before it's ah even released...
Same.  Even just watching a trailer is going to spoil some of the film.  Following every single bit of information is guaranteed to ruin the whole thing.
Hasn't for me. I've got no idea what's gonna happen in the actual film. I have some predictions, but they're all tentative at best.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on September 17, 2015, 04:27:54 pm
.
I'm confused by this ah quest to know everything that ah happens in this movie before it's ah even released...
Same.  Even just watching a trailer is going to spoil some of the film.  Following every single bit of information is guaranteed to ruin the whole thing.
Hasn't for me. I've got no idea what's gonna happen in the actual film. I have some predictions, but they're all tentative at best.

Anakin doesn't die.  You can thank John for that info.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Tho Master Fie on September 18, 2015, 01:21:06 am
I'm confused by this ah quest to know everything that ah happens in this movie before it's ah even released...
Same.  Even just watching a trailer is going to spoil some of the film.  Following every single bit of information is guaranteed to ruin the whole thing.
Hasn't for me. I've got no idea what's gonna happen in the actual film. I have some predictions, but they're all tentative at best.
But now no matter how good the film is, you will be let down due to this retarded amount of hype.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on September 18, 2015, 01:25:48 am
I'm confused by this ah quest to know everything that ah happens in this movie before it's ah even released...
Same.  Even just watching a trailer is going to spoil some of the film.  Following every single bit of information is guaranteed to ruin the whole thing.
Hasn't for me. I've got no idea what's gonna happen in the actual film. I have some predictions, but they're all tentative at best.
But now no matter how good the film is, you will be let down due to this retarded amount of hype.
Not necessarily. As obsessed as I am with the film, I don't expect it to be some godsend. Hell, I don't even expect it the be my favorite of the year. I just think it's gonna be great because the cast, trailers, and behind the scenes looks have all been amazing. I can't speak for others, but I for one have my expectations firmly held in reality.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on September 18, 2015, 10:52:43 pm
Not sure how legit this is, but I am praying it's true... (https://mobile.twitter.com/empiremagazine/status/645035349006159872) (Not related to any of the new movies, if you're looking to avoid spoilers)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on September 18, 2015, 11:00:52 pm
Not sure how legit this is, but I am praying it's true... (https://mobile.twitter.com/empiremagazine/status/645035349006159872) (Not related to any of the new movies, if you're looking to avoid spoilers)
If this isn't true, there will be hell to pay...
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: J. Kashmir on September 18, 2015, 11:13:29 pm
Not sure how legit this is, but I am praying it's true... (https://mobile.twitter.com/empiremagazine/status/645035349006159872) (Not related to any of the new movies, if you're looking to avoid spoilers)
Hopefully. I only have the theatrical cuts on VHS.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on September 19, 2015, 01:43:41 am
Not sure how legit this is, but I am praying it's true... (https://mobile.twitter.com/empiremagazine/status/645035349006159872) (Not related to any of the new movies, if you're looking to avoid spoilers)
I believe it. Gotta happen eventually.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on September 21, 2015, 07:18:37 pm
Gwendoline Christie found Captain Phasma's costume very liberating. (http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/gwendoline-christie-found-captain-phasmas-costume-very-liberating-238)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on September 23, 2015, 12:33:28 pm
 This Anthony Ingruber guy would make a dámn good Han Solo.... (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/09/sw7n-interview-anthony-ingruber-working-hard-to-land-the-role-of-han-solo-in-the-upcoming-anthology-film.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on September 23, 2015, 01:32:06 pm
This Anthony Ingruber guy would make a dámn good Han Solo.... (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/09/sw7n-interview-anthony-ingruber-working-hard-to-land-the-role-of-han-solo-in-the-upcoming-anthology-film.html)
Eh... he looks and sounds like Ford, but I don't want somebody who just feels like he's doing an impression...
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on September 23, 2015, 07:19:47 pm
The script made John Boyega cry. (http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/the-script-for-star-wars-the-force-awakens-made-john-boyega-cry-238)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Tho Master Fie on September 23, 2015, 07:22:42 pm
The script made John Boyega cry. (http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/the-script-for-star-wars-the-force-awakens-made-john-boyega-cry-238)
This is Channing Tatum's news thread you fuсking hypocrite.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Jack Sloane on September 23, 2015, 07:29:00 pm
The script made John Boyega cry. (http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/the-script-for-star-wars-the-force-awakens-made-john-boyega-cry-238)
And I get told not to post on John's news thread. John is just as gulity.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Tho Master Fie on September 23, 2015, 07:29:34 pm
The script made John Boyega cry. (http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/the-script-for-star-wars-the-force-awakens-made-john-boyega-cry-238)
And I get told not to post on John's news thread. John is just as gulity.
The man is a menace.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on September 23, 2015, 07:30:46 pm
The man is a menace.
Yes, Caddyshack is an awesome movie.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: David Tanny on September 23, 2015, 07:32:14 pm
Yes, Caddyshack is an awesome movie.

You'll get nothing and like it!
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on September 23, 2015, 07:33:16 pm
Yes, Caddyshack is an awesome movie.

You'll get nothing and like it!
Now I know why tigers eat their young.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on September 23, 2015, 09:33:17 pm
The script made John Boyega cry. (http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/the-script-for-star-wars-the-force-awakens-made-john-boyega-cry-238)
This is Channing Tatum's news thread you fuсking hypocrite.
My thread is more of a commune.

#BernieSanders2016
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on September 23, 2015, 09:34:44 pm
The script made John Boyega cry. (http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/the-script-for-star-wars-the-force-awakens-made-john-boyega-cry-238)
This is Channing Tatum's news thread you fuсking hypocrite.
My thread is more of a commune.

#BernieSanders2016

Socialist scum.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: J. Kashmir on September 23, 2015, 11:27:04 pm
The script made John Boyega cry. (http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/the-script-for-star-wars-the-force-awakens-made-john-boyega-cry-238)
This is Channing Tatum's news thread you fuсking hypocrite.
My thread is more of a commune.

#BernieSanders2016
When did you start caring about politics?
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on September 24, 2015, 01:04:06 am
The script made John Boyega cry. (http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/the-script-for-star-wars-the-force-awakens-made-john-boyega-cry-238)
This is Channing Tatum's news thread you fuсking hypocrite.
My thread is more of a commune.

#BernieSanders2016
When did you start caring about politics?
I care about politics?
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on September 24, 2015, 05:16:55 pm
 This makes me mad.... (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/09/star-wars-the-force-awakens-is-the-second-most-anticipated-movie-of-fall-2015.html)

No spoilers btw.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: David Tanny on September 24, 2015, 05:19:57 pm
This makes me mad.... (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/09/star-wars-the-force-awakens-is-the-second-most-anticipated-movie-of-fall-2015.html)

No spoilers btw.

I'm surprised, but then I remembered that Hunger Games attracts a very different demographic. And they usually win the box office.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on September 24, 2015, 05:24:26 pm
This makes me mad.... (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/09/star-wars-the-force-awakens-is-the-second-most-anticipated-movie-of-fall-2015.html)

No spoilers btw.
I don't believe that. The hype for Hunger Games seems almost nonexistent (to me at least).
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The One Who Lurks on September 24, 2015, 06:57:26 pm
This makes me mad.... (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/09/star-wars-the-force-awakens-is-the-second-most-anticipated-movie-of-fall-2015.html)

No spoilers btw.

Stuff like this tends to happen when you insist on not releasing a trailer three months before the movie comes out.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on September 24, 2015, 06:58:53 pm
This makes me mad.... (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/09/star-wars-the-force-awakens-is-the-second-most-anticipated-movie-of-fall-2015.html)

No spoilers btw.
Fucking hell...
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on September 24, 2015, 09:36:51 pm
This makes me mad.... (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/09/star-wars-the-force-awakens-is-the-second-most-anticipated-movie-of-fall-2015.html)

No spoilers btw.

Stuff like this tends to happen when you insist on not releasing a trailer three months before the movie comes out.
Ikr....
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on September 30, 2015, 09:39:56 pm
Alan Tudyk almost had to turn down his role in Rogue One. (http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/alan-tudyk-almost-had-to-turn-down-his-role-in-rogue-one-a-star-wars-story-224)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on October 01, 2015, 04:25:09 pm
 New TFA featurette to be released on October 7th?  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/10/new-star-wars-the-force-awakens-featurette-coming-on-october-7th.html)

It'd be the best birthday present ever, that's for sure.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Danny Darkoh on October 02, 2015, 10:04:35 pm
Take it with a grain of salt, but ah... it seems EA has done it again...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xp2ow8P3tcM
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on October 06, 2015, 12:33:17 pm
 Some more info about when the first (and possibly only) TFA trailer will hit...  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/10/is-the-full-trailer-for-star-wars-the-force-awakens-coming-on-october-19th.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: J. Kashmir on October 06, 2015, 09:26:14 pm
Some more info about when the first (and possibly only) TFA trailer will hit... [url]
 (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/10/is-the-full-trailer-for-star-wars-the-force-awakens-coming-on-october-19th.html)
Don't you mean 'final' trailer? Or do you mean first full trailer rather than teaser?
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on October 06, 2015, 09:29:58 pm
Some more info about when the first (and possibly only) TFA trailer will hit...
 (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/10/is-the-full-trailer-for-star-wars-the-force-awakens-coming-on-october-19th.html)
Don't you mean 'final' trailer? Or do you mean first full trailer rather than teaser?
Nah, I mean the first, and if the article is true, only full trailer.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: David Tanny on October 06, 2015, 09:30:29 pm
Nah, I mean the first, and if the article is true, only full trailer.
That's all we need really.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on October 06, 2015, 09:32:46 pm
Nah, I mean the first, and if the article is true, only full trailer.
That's all we need really.
I guess. I just hope the crank up the advertising for it. I mean, there's less than three months to go....
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on October 06, 2015, 09:38:01 pm
Some more info about when the first (and possibly only) TFA trailer will hit...
 (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/10/is-the-full-trailer-for-star-wars-the-force-awakens-coming-on-october-19th.html)
I've found my reaction for when it finally does drop...
https://youtu.be/GzobV_qoIcQ
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Danny Darkoh on October 06, 2015, 09:42:00 pm
Some more info about when the first (and possibly only) TFA trailer will hit...
 (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/10/is-the-full-trailer-for-star-wars-the-force-awakens-coming-on-october-19th.html)
I've found my reaction for when it finally does drop...
https://youtu.be/GzobV_qoIcQ
How.. frightening.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on October 06, 2015, 09:55:08 pm
Some more info about when the first (and possibly only) TFA trailer will hit...
 (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/10/is-the-full-trailer-for-star-wars-the-force-awakens-coming-on-october-19th.html)
I've found my reaction for when it finally does drop...
https://youtu.be/GzobV_qoIcQ
My friends and I greet each other by doing the Hand Thing now.....
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on October 06, 2015, 10:06:50 pm
Some more info about when the first (and possibly only) TFA trailer will hit...
 (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/10/is-the-full-trailer-for-star-wars-the-force-awakens-coming-on-october-19th.html)
I've found my reaction for when it finally does drop...
https://youtu.be/GzobV_qoIcQ
My friends and I greet each other by doing the Hand Thing now.....
LOL that is amazing.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on October 06, 2015, 10:08:33 pm
Have you been to her website, Milito?
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on October 06, 2015, 10:13:20 pm
Have you been to her website, Milito?
For whatever reason, I have not, but I've seen screenshots and videos about it. I'll give it a looksie tomorrow.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Tho Master Fie on October 07, 2015, 11:44:41 am
Being completely honest, I'm more excited for Dawn of Flounder Part 2 than for the new Star Wars.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on October 07, 2015, 11:46:19 am
Being completely honest, I'm more excited for Dawn of Flounder Part 2 than for the new Star Wars.
Who isn't? :D
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on October 08, 2015, 06:19:41 am
Gugu Mbatha-Raw rumored for Star Wars: Episode VIII. (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/620673-gugu-mbatha-raw-rumored-for-star-wars-episode-viii#/slide/1)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on October 08, 2015, 10:24:54 am
Gugu Mbatha-Raw (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/620673-gugu-mbatha-raw-rumored-for-star-wars-episode-viii#/slide/1)

Still remains the greatest name I've ever read.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on October 08, 2015, 11:21:57 am
Gugu Mbatha-Raw rumored for Star Wars: Episode VIII. (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/620673-gugu-mbatha-raw-rumored-for-star-wars-episode-viii#/slide/1)
Still hoping for Tatiana, but she's a great choice as well.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on October 08, 2015, 01:07:49 pm
Gugu Mbatha-Raw rumored for Star Wars: Episode VIII. (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/620673-gugu-mbatha-raw-rumored-for-star-wars-episode-viii#/slide/1)
Maslany or bust.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on October 08, 2015, 05:59:45 pm
Not really news, but...

Okay, so my oldest brother said he will actually take me to the midnight premiere of The Force Awakens, and this will allow me to skip school on that day (my parents are even okay with this). However, if I have a test at school that day, we'll see the film the next day.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on October 08, 2015, 06:05:03 pm
Not really news, but...

Okay, so my oldest brother said he will actually take me to the midnight premiere of The Force Awakens, and this will allow me to skip school on that day (my parents are even okay with this). However, if I have a test at school that day, we'll see the film the next day.
Don't you have a winter break? When does that start?
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on October 08, 2015, 06:06:10 pm
Not really news, but...

Okay, so my oldest brother said he will actually take me to the midnight premiere of The Force Awakens, and this will allow me to skip school on that day (my parents are even okay with this). However, if I have a test at school that day, we'll see the film the next day.
Don't you have a winter break? When does that start?
It starts on fucking Christmas Eve, believe it or not.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on October 08, 2015, 06:08:02 pm
Not really news, but...

Okay, so my oldest brother said he will actually take me to the midnight premiere of The Force Awakens, and this will allow me to skip school on that day (my parents are even okay with this). However, if I have a test at school that day, we'll see the film the next day.
Don't you have a winter break? When does that start?
It starts on fucking Christmas Eve, believe it or not.
Jeez... and I thought my old high school's break starting on the 21st was bad.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on October 08, 2015, 06:32:21 pm
My winter breaks start on the 18th.  Then again, I go to school earlier than all of you (but I get out earlier as well). 

Damn, it just hit me that I spent most of my high school years with you guys.

Or rather, what's left of the original gang (Potgeter, John, Braden, Frank)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on October 08, 2015, 06:34:39 pm
Not really news, but...

Okay, so my oldest brother said he will actually take me to the midnight premiere of The Force Awakens, and this will allow me to skip school on that day (my parents are even okay with this). However, if I have a test at school that day, we'll see the film the next day.

Just make up the test.  Also... there's an elder Joyce?
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on October 08, 2015, 08:58:01 pm
Not really news, but...

Okay, so my oldest brother said he will actually take me to the midnight premiere of The Force Awakens, and this will allow me to skip school on that day (my parents are even okay with this). However, if I have a test at school that day, we'll see the film the next day.
I'm going to the premier, and I'm certain I'll have like 3 tests the next day (it's the last day before Christmas Break). I'll try and make them up beforehand though.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: J. Kashmir on October 08, 2015, 09:15:39 pm
The movie comes out the week of finals for me, if I remember correctly. However, I'll probably have to wait a couple weeks to see it unless if my parents pre-order tickets (which at the moment doesn't seem likely).
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Tho Master Fie on October 09, 2015, 01:53:44 am
Damn, it just hit me that I spent most of my high school years with you guys.

Or rather, what's left of the original gang (Potgeter, John, Braden, Frank)
I've met 3/4 of these people in real life, if I include myself.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on October 09, 2015, 07:20:39 am
Damn, it just hit me that I spent most of my high school years with you guys.

Or rather, what's left of the original gang (Potgeter, John, Braden, Frank)
I've met 3/4 of these people in real life, if I include myself.


*3/5ths

Although that might change if I do apply to Michigan Tech.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on October 10, 2015, 12:41:58 pm
 More info on when the trailer may be released.  (http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/10/is-the-full-trailer-for-star-wars-the-force-awakens-coming-on-october-19th.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on October 13, 2015, 02:54:12 pm
Does this really need an official statement?! (http://www.denofgeek.us/movies/star-wars-the-force-awakens/249705/star-wars-the-force-awakens-wont-be-disney-fied)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on October 16, 2015, 12:42:42 pm
A new poster is coming on Sunday and a new trailer comes on Monday! (http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/official-force-awakens-poster-reported-to-hit-sunday-new-trailer-on-monday-122)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on October 16, 2015, 12:59:16 pm
A new poster is coming on Sunday and a new trailer comes on Monday! (http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/official-force-awakens-poster-reported-to-hit-sunday-new-trailer-on-monday-122)
Ahhhhhh!!!!!!
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on October 18, 2015, 12:11:30 pm
THE POSTER HAS DROPPED:

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CRnIlsaXIAA7rak.jpg)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on October 18, 2015, 12:16:47 pm
THE POSTER HAS DROPPED:

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CRnIlsaXIAA7rak.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/rcZ73dx.gif)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on October 18, 2015, 12:17:28 pm
A much larger version of the poster. (http://cdn2-www.comingsoon.net/assets/uploads/gallery/star-wars-episode-vii-1398790440/starwarsfull.jpg)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on October 18, 2015, 12:19:31 pm
Looks like I'll have to test out the Force Awakens bomb... 
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on October 18, 2015, 12:20:49 pm
Looks like I'll have to test out the Force Awakens bomb...
Fucking hell...

What is your problem with me? Why am I the scum of this forum to you? What have I ever done to you?
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on October 18, 2015, 12:21:30 pm
A much larger version of the poster. (http://cdn2-www.comingsoon.net/assets/uploads/gallery/star-wars-episode-vii-1398790440/starwarsfull.jpg)
:D

Starkiller base looks intense!
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on October 18, 2015, 12:21:53 pm
Looks like I'll have to test out the Force Awakens bomb...
Fucking hell...

What is your problem with me? Why am I the scum of this forum to you? What have I ever done to you?

The bomb isn't for you, idiot.  I told you that I called a truce.  It's for when others push the line.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on October 18, 2015, 12:22:57 pm
I told you that I called a truce.
I haven't read the truce yet...
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on October 18, 2015, 12:23:40 pm
I love that Michael Arndt has a screenplay credit. Maybe the Abrams/Kasdan draft wasn't a complete rewrite.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: J. Kashmir on October 18, 2015, 04:49:43 pm
A new poster is coming on Sunday and a new trailer comes on Monday! (http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/official-force-awakens-poster-reported-to-hit-sunday-new-trailer-on-monday-122)
Ahhhhhh!!!!!!
One day more...
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on October 18, 2015, 07:14:24 pm
The most misleading headline ever.

https://games.yahoo.com/news/heres-10-seconds-star-wars-195352661.html
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The One Who Lurks on October 19, 2015, 02:14:10 pm
Hey guys!  A new poster just leaked!

(http://board.ttvpodcast.com/clicks/track?url=http%3A%2F%2Fpbs.twimg.com%2Fmedia%2FCRnsZ49VAAALf_l.jpg&post_id=382746&topic_id=14423)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on October 19, 2015, 02:17:20 pm
Hey guys!  A new poster just leaked!

(http://board.ttvpodcast.com/clicks/track?url=http%3A%2F%2Fpbs.twimg.com%2Fmedia%2FCRnsZ49VAAALf_l.jpg&post_id=382746&topic_id=14423)

I would love for this to exist.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on October 19, 2015, 02:34:10 pm
Hey guys!  A new poster just leaked!

(http://board.ttvpodcast.com/clicks/track?url=http%3A%2F%2Fpbs.twimg.com%2Fmedia%2FCRnsZ49VAAALf_l.jpg&post_id=382746&topic_id=14423)
That is beautiful.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Rupert Pupkin on October 19, 2015, 08:06:47 pm
So I just tried to buy my tickets online. Every single showing at every single nearby theater is sold out.

Edit: I got them! December 18, 7:00 in IMAX 3D!!!
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on October 19, 2015, 08:38:01 pm
So I just tried to buy my tickets online. Every single showing at every single nearby theater is sold out.

Edit: I got them! December 18, 7:00 in IMAX 3D!!!

I'll enjoy my January 15th showtime.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Gold Jeffblum on October 19, 2015, 08:41:58 pm
I've been turned away once because all of OF ah the tickets were sold out at my theater.

That was for Trans4mers.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on October 19, 2015, 08:52:09 pm
I've been turned away once because all of OF ah the tickets were sold out at my theater.

That was for Trans4mers.

That's understandable.  I probably bought all the tickets.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on October 19, 2015, 10:08:02 pm
It's about to start.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on October 19, 2015, 10:11:01 pm
That was pretty generic.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on October 19, 2015, 10:11:28 pm
Argh, I missed it because I had to use the john.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Rupert Pupkin on October 19, 2015, 10:12:31 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGbxmsDFVnE&feature=youtu.be (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGbxmsDFVnE&feature=youtu.be)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on October 19, 2015, 10:12:48 pm
Argh, I missed it because I had to use the john.

It looks a lot like Star Trek '09.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Jack Sloane on October 19, 2015, 10:12:56 pm
It looks great! I'm going to watch the others some time in November, probably.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Gold Jeffblum on October 19, 2015, 10:15:37 pm
Is Luke the ah bad guy?
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on October 19, 2015, 10:16:23 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGbxmsDFVnE&feature=youtu.be (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGbxmsDFVnE&feature=youtu.be)
Thank you, Rupert, for coming to my rescue.

Awesome trailer.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on October 19, 2015, 10:16:42 pm
Is Luke the ah bad guy?
No. Adam Driver is.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Gold Jeffblum on October 19, 2015, 10:17:15 pm
Is Luke the ah bad guy?
No. Adam Driver is.
Hmmm. Makes me wonder what his ah... his connection with Vader is.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on October 19, 2015, 10:23:43 pm
Will Andrew burst into giant man-child tears upon viewing the new The Force Awakens trailer?

Find out tomorrow on the Milito Reacts channel!
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on October 19, 2015, 10:29:00 pm
The tears came when I heard the music. Just amazing. Holy shít. My parents took video of me and my brother watching it and it's hilarious.

Btw, bought tickets for the 7:30 showing on the 17th!
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Gold Jeffblum on October 19, 2015, 10:30:46 pm
I wish that ah somebody loved me the way that ah Tatum and Milito love Star Wars.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on October 19, 2015, 10:40:21 pm
I wish that ah somebody loved me the way that ah Tatum and Milito love Star Wars.

I do.





















Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: J. Kashmir on October 19, 2015, 10:48:08 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGbxmsDFVnE&feature=youtu.be (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGbxmsDFVnE&feature=youtu.be)
(http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100622142514/xorviel/images/d/d0/Orson_Welles_Citizen_Kane_clapping_.gif)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Danny Darkoh on October 19, 2015, 10:58:12 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGbxmsDFVnE&feature=youtu.be (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGbxmsDFVnE&feature=youtu.be)
(http://i.imgur.com/IsZF8pX.gif)
I simultaneously came and cried all over my keyboard.... took me a while to clean it up.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Tho Master Fie on October 19, 2015, 11:03:33 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGbxmsDFVnE&feature=youtu.be (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGbxmsDFVnE&feature=youtu.be)
Shouldn't Cutler have the graрe flavoured light saber?  Samuel L. Jackson had it.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on October 19, 2015, 11:19:07 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGbxmsDFVnE&feature=youtu.be (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGbxmsDFVnE&feature=youtu.be)
Shouldn't Cutler have the graрe flavoured light saber?  Samuel L. Jackson had it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGbxmsDFVnE&feature=youtu.be (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGbxmsDFVnE&feature=youtu.be)
Shouldn't Cutler have the graрe flavoured light saber?  Samuel L. Jackson had it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGbxmsDFVnE&feature=youtu.be (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGbxmsDFVnE&feature=youtu.be)
Shouldn't Cutler have the graрe flavoured light saber?  Samuel L. Jackson had it.
^hardest I've laughed all week^
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on October 20, 2015, 08:13:48 am
(http://i.imgur.com/I7E6RgG.jpg)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on October 20, 2015, 08:14:47 am
Watched the trailer.

OH GAWD.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on October 20, 2015, 08:21:54 am
Wait a minute... who the fuck is this?

(http://i.imgur.com/Qu7aEu3.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/CPlhQLQ.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/KW6Qy0p.png)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on October 20, 2015, 08:35:01 am
I don't know if it's been confirmed, but everyone thinks it's Lupita Nyong'o's mo-cap character.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on October 20, 2015, 12:47:17 pm
AMC Theaters poster. (http://cdn1-www.comingsoon.net/assets/uploads/gallery/star-wars-episode-vii-1398790440/star-wars-amc-poster.jpg)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on October 20, 2015, 01:22:58 pm
AMC Theaters poster. (http://cdn1-www.comingsoon.net/assets/uploads/gallery/star-wars-episode-vii-1398790440/star-wars-amc-poster.jpg)
So awesome.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on October 20, 2015, 08:14:24 pm
Ticket sales have generated more than six and a half million dollars domestically. (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/624265-star-wars-the-force-awakens-ticket-sales-soaring-to-new-records#/slide/2)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on October 20, 2015, 08:20:02 pm
Ticket sales have generated more than six and a half million dollars domestically. (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/624265-star-wars-the-force-awakens-ticket-sales-soaring-to-new-records#/slide/2)
And that's only counting IMAX showings... this thing is going to obliterate the box office.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on October 20, 2015, 08:24:08 pm
Ticket sales have generated more than six and a half million dollars domestically. (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/624265-star-wars-the-force-awakens-ticket-sales-soaring-to-new-records#/slide/2)
And that's only counting IMAX showings... this thing is going to obliterate the box office.
I'm predicting a $2 billion worldwide gross.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on October 20, 2015, 08:33:46 pm
Ticket sales have generated more than six and a half million dollars domestically. (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/624265-star-wars-the-force-awakens-ticket-sales-soaring-to-new-records#/slide/2)
And that's only counting IMAX showings... this thing is going to obliterate the box office.
I'm predicting a $2 billion worldwide gross.

John placed his bet on 3rd place.  Any other bets?
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Suspect #1 on October 20, 2015, 08:34:36 pm
Just bought tickets for 8:30 on Friday in IMAX 3D
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on October 20, 2015, 08:35:25 pm
Ticket sales have generated more than six and a half million dollars domestically. (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/624265-star-wars-the-force-awakens-ticket-sales-soaring-to-new-records#/slide/2)
And that's only counting IMAX showings... this thing is going to obliterate the box office.
I'm predicting a $2 billion worldwide gross.

John placed his bet on 3rd place.  Any other bets?
I'll go all-out and say it'll top Avatar.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on October 20, 2015, 08:36:34 pm
Just bought tickets for 8:30 on Friday in IMAX 3D

A 12 year old child in a room filled with bloodthirsty virgins, neckbeards, and other pedophiles?  Moody might not survive this one, guys.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on October 20, 2015, 08:37:31 pm
Ticket sales have generated more than six and a half million dollars domestically. (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/624265-star-wars-the-force-awakens-ticket-sales-soaring-to-new-records#/slide/2)
And that's only counting IMAX showings... this thing is going to obliterate the box office.
I'm predicting a $2 billion worldwide gross.

John placed his bet on 3rd place.  Any other bets?
I'll go all-out and say it'll top Avatar.

Very risky.  2.7 billion is gonna be hard to top.  But

John-3rd place
Cutler- 2nd place
Oh- 2nd place
Milito-1st place
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on October 20, 2015, 08:37:50 pm
Just bought tickets for 8:30 on Friday in IMAX 3D

A 12 year old child in a room filled with bloodthirsty virgins, neckbeards, and other pedophiles?  Moody might not survive this one, guys.
Don't worry. Bryan Singer will protect him.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on October 20, 2015, 08:38:50 pm
Just bought tickets for 8:30 on Friday in IMAX 3D

A 12 year old child in a room filled with bloodthirsty virgins, neckbeards, and other pedophiles?  Moody might not survive this one, guys.
Don't worry. Bryan Singer will protect him.

Singer will probably just videotape it.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on October 20, 2015, 08:39:29 pm
Ticket sales have generated more than six and a half million dollars domestically. (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/624265-star-wars-the-force-awakens-ticket-sales-soaring-to-new-records#/slide/2)
And that's only counting IMAX showings... this thing is going to obliterate the box office.
I'm predicting a $2 billion worldwide gross.

John placed his bet on 3rd place.  Any other bets?
I'll go all-out and say it'll top Avatar.

Very risky.  2.7 billion is gonna be hard to top.  But

John-3rd place
Milito-1st place
It's probably a horrible bet, because Avatar's first two weekend drops were crazy small (as in, 1 and 9% respectively), but the hype around this is unreal.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on October 20, 2015, 08:44:42 pm
Ticket sales have generated more than six and a half million dollars domestically. (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/624265-star-wars-the-force-awakens-ticket-sales-soaring-to-new-records#/slide/2)
And that's only counting IMAX showings... this thing is going to obliterate the box office.
I'm predicting a $2 billion worldwide gross.

John placed his bet on 3rd place.  Any other bets?
I'll go all-out and say it'll top Avatar.

Very risky.  2.7 billion is gonna be hard to top.  But

John-3rd place
Milito-1st place
It's probably a horrible bet, because Avatar's first two weekend drops were crazy small (as in, 1 and 9% respectively), but the hype around this is unreal.

Yeah, I remember seeing that 77 million on weekend 1 and saying, "Guess Cameron isn't the box office champ that he used to be."  Then week 2 came and I was baffled. 

I'll place Star Wars in between Titanic and Avatar because the film already made 6 million and it hasn't even been released and that was only IMAX.  However, I feel as though we aren't accounting for people like Chase, who hate sci fi films or others who just don't care for Star Wars.   We're seeing most of it from a very vocal group of people.  I actually know a lot of people who don't really care for the film and won't watch. Either way, it's still gonna make at least 1.5 billion.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Rupert Pupkin on October 20, 2015, 08:50:14 pm
My prediction - $3.1 billion.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Danny Darkoh on October 20, 2015, 08:52:20 pm
Ticket sales have generated more than six and a half million dollars domestically. (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/624265-star-wars-the-force-awakens-ticket-sales-soaring-to-new-records#/slide/2)
And that's only counting IMAX showings... this thing is going to obliterate the box office.
I'm predicting a $2 billion worldwide gross.

John placed his bet on 3rd place.  Any other bets?
I'll go all-out and say it'll top Avatar.

Very risky.  2.7 billion is gonna be hard to top.  But

John-3rd place
Milito-1st place
I'll put mine in.

It'll top Titanic, but it'll stay below Avatar.

Also, why does Chase hate an entire genre of films? Seems a bit.... well..... unreasonable. I mean, he's a cool guy and all, but is it really fair to alienate an entire category? This isn't an attack or anything, I'm just curious and honestly a little mystified.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on October 20, 2015, 08:55:47 pm
Ticket sales have generated more than six and a half million dollars domestically. (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/624265-star-wars-the-force-awakens-ticket-sales-soaring-to-new-records#/slide/2)
And that's only counting IMAX showings... this thing is going to obliterate the box office.
I'm predicting a $2 billion worldwide gross.

John placed his bet on 3rd place.  Any other bets?
I'll go all-out and say it'll top Avatar.

Very risky.  2.7 billion is gonna be hard to top.  But

John-3rd place
Milito-1st place
I'll put mine in.

It'll top Titanic, but it'll stay below Avatar.

Also, why does Chase hate an entire genre of films? Seems a bit.... well..... unreasonable. I mean, he's a cool guy and all, but is it really fair to alienate an entire category? This isn't an attack or anything, I'm just curious and honestly a little mystified.

People have tastes and preferences.  I can't bring myself to ever sit down and watch something with the Middle Ages because I just don't find that time period or how most of the films are set up interesting.  Now, Chase and I are certainly not saying that all the films in a certain genre are necessarily bad, but rather, we just don't find them appealing because our tastes are more adept to something else.

Plus, when I say Sci Fi, I mean like hardcore sci fi.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Tho Master Fie on October 20, 2015, 09:06:52 pm
I love sci-fi but I don't think this movie will be very good.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Aaron on October 20, 2015, 11:23:43 pm
I love sci-fi but I don't think this movie will be very good.

If it doesn't live up to the hype (which I predict it won't), I'd love to see the shitstorm of nerd rage it would cause.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on October 20, 2015, 11:32:29 pm
I've officially decided that the Star Wars trailer is better than sex.

What's sad is that I'm not even joking....

Also, this is gonna break every box office record ever.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Aaron on October 20, 2015, 11:34:31 pm
I've officially decided that the Star Wars trailer is better than sex.

What's sad is that I'm not even joking....

It's just a trailer...
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on October 20, 2015, 11:35:26 pm
I've officially decided that the Star Wars trailer is better than sex.

What's sad is that I'm not even joking....

It's just a trailer...

This is true, yes.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Aaron on October 20, 2015, 11:38:06 pm
I've officially decided that the Star Wars trailer is better than sex.

What's sad is that I'm not even joking....

It's just a trailer...

This is true, yes.

Labeling it as better than pleasuring a girl until she comes is a bit of a stretch.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on October 20, 2015, 11:55:13 pm
I've officially decided that the Star Wars trailer is better than sex.

What's sad is that I'm not even joking....

It's just a trailer...

This is true, yes.

Labeling it as better than pleasuring a girl until she comes is a bit of a stretch.

I ah disagree.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Aaron on October 20, 2015, 11:57:59 pm
I've officially decided that the Star Wars trailer is better than sex.

What's sad is that I'm not even joking....

It's just a trailer...

This is true, yes.

Labeling it as better than pleasuring a girl until she comes is a bit of a stretch.

I ah disagree.

Continuous 2 minute flashes of a movie which will be in theaters all across the world in a couple months anyway > ringing her bell?


Yeah, don't be dumb.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: David Tanny on October 20, 2015, 11:58:47 pm
I saw the Star Wars trailer as it aired on the half time break on ESPN. It was pretty rad. I've watched it two more times on Youtube. It's a great trailer because you feel like it's showing you a lot, but in reality, I still have no idea what to expect with the film.

Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on October 21, 2015, 01:57:45 am
I've officially decided that the Star Wars trailer is better than sex.

What's sad is that I'm not even joking....

It's just a trailer...

This is true, yes.

Labeling it as better than pleasuring a girl until she comes is a bit of a stretch.

I ah disagree.

Continuous 2 minute flashes of a movie which will be in theaters all across the world in a couple months anyway > ringing her bell?


Yeah, don't be dumb.
Nothing beats Star Wars, man. It's a joy unlike any other.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Aaron on October 21, 2015, 02:08:24 am
I've officially decided that the Star Wars trailer is better than sex.

What's sad is that I'm not even joking....

It's just a trailer...

This is true, yes.

Labeling it as better than pleasuring a girl until she comes is a bit of a stretch.

I ah disagree.

Continuous 2 minute flashes of a movie which will be in theaters all across the world in a couple months anyway > ringing her bell?


Yeah, don't be dumb.
Nothing beats Star Wars, man. It's a joy unlike any other.

Actually, quite a lot of things beat Star Wars. Sure, IV and V are excellent films, but the rest were just okay.

Plus, light isn't solid.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on October 21, 2015, 02:54:11 am
Actually, quite a lot of things beat Star Wars.
You heathen.....leave this thread at once!
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on October 21, 2015, 10:38:32 am
This is probably better suited for the Random Thread, but I'm just gonna post this here since it's bumped up. My reaction to the trailer!
https://youtu.be/r9QlRTkSwzw
Yes, I realize the sync on the second watch is off, but only by a second or two, so I'm not gonna bother re-editing and re-uploading it.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on October 21, 2015, 10:49:57 am
Projected to make $202 million opening weekend. 
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on October 21, 2015, 11:03:05 am
Projected to make $202 million opening weekend. 

Wait... wrong film and wrong number...

I meant to say that Hunger Games would make 175 million.

Anyways, I'll say this film only makes 190-200.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Tho Master Fie on October 21, 2015, 11:48:45 am

Wait... wrong film and wrong number...

I meant to say that Hunger Games would make 175 million.

Anyways, I'll say this film only makes 190-200.
Honk honk

(http://i.imgur.com/9UqYVCYl.jpg)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Danny Darkoh on October 22, 2015, 12:49:19 am
I just fapped 1,980 times to the new trailer in honor of the best film in the Original Trilogy.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on October 22, 2015, 12:57:55 am
I just fapped 1,980 times to the new trailer in honor of the best film in the Original Trilogy.
Good man!
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Aaron on October 22, 2015, 12:59:24 am
I just fapped 1,980 times to the new trailer in honor of the best film in the Original Trilogy.

Did the white turn red?
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Danny Darkoh on October 22, 2015, 01:14:37 am
I just fapped 1,980 times to the new trailer in honor of the best film in the Original Trilogy.

Did the white turn red?
The power of Star Wars prevented that.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Aaron on October 22, 2015, 01:19:05 am
I just fapped 1,980 times to the new trailer in honor of the best film in the Original Trilogy.

Did the white turn red?
The power of Star Wars prevented that.

Fair enough.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on October 23, 2015, 12:14:54 pm
 BoxOffice.com's projections for TFA. (http://pro.boxoffice.com/featured_stories/2015-10-long-range-forecast-star-wars-the-force-awakens)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on October 23, 2015, 01:22:41 pm
BoxOffice.com's projections for TFA. (http://pro.boxoffice.com/featured_stories/2015-10-long-range-forecast-star-wars-the-force-awakens)
Their predictions are consistently horrible, but that seems pretty reasonable.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Chase Nyland on October 23, 2015, 01:23:45 pm
Star Wars sucks.

*runs away*
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Tho Master Fie on October 23, 2015, 02:04:02 pm
Star Wars sucks.

*runs away*
:O
I kind of agree..
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Chase Nyland on October 23, 2015, 02:27:58 pm
Star Wars sucks.

*runs away*
:O
I kind of agree..

(http://cdn.meme.am/instances2/500x/2578273.jpg)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Suspect #1 on October 23, 2015, 02:32:33 pm
Star Wars is awesome.

*stands ground*
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Chase Nyland on October 23, 2015, 02:33:53 pm
Star Wars is awesome.

*stands ground*

*throws tomato at Moody*
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Suspect #1 on October 23, 2015, 02:35:31 pm
Star Wars is awesome.

*stands ground*

*throws tomato at Moody*

*catches*

*eats*
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on October 23, 2015, 02:41:14 pm
Star Wars sucks.

*runs away*

A majority of the Star Wars films do suck with Return of the Jedi being the only decent one. 
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on October 23, 2015, 03:06:11 pm
boxoffice.com predicts highest grossing film of all time.

http://pro.boxoffice.com/featured_stories/2015-10-long-range-forecast-star-wars-the-force-awakens
This has already been posted, Moody...
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Suspect #1 on October 23, 2015, 03:08:09 pm
boxoffice.com predicts highest grossing film of all time.

http://pro.boxoffice.com/featured_stories/2015-10-long-range-forecast-star-wars-the-force-awakens
This has already been posted, Moody...

Whoops.  Deleted
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Tho Master Fie on October 23, 2015, 03:30:22 pm
Star Wars sucks.

*runs away*

A majority of the Star Wars films do suck with Return of the Jedi being the only decent one. 
I like that one the most of the original trilogy.  But I think Revenge of the Sith is the best personally.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on October 23, 2015, 03:30:59 pm
boxoffice.com predicts highest grossing film of all time.

http://pro.boxoffice.com/featured_stories/2015-10-long-range-forecast-star-wars-the-force-awakens
This has already been posted, Moody...

Whoops.  Deleted

As much as I try, I can no longer bring myself to loathe you.



Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on October 23, 2015, 03:33:49 pm
Star Wars sucks.

*runs away*

A majority of the Star Wars films do suck with Return of the Jedi being the only decent one. 
I like that one the most of the original trilogy.  But I think Revenge of the Sith is the best personally.

I personally didn't like Revenge of the Sith because grape flavored lightsaber-wielding Jedi are the strongest.  No way he should have died.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Tho Master Fie on October 23, 2015, 03:44:23 pm
I personally didn't like Revenge of the Sith because g**** flavored lightsaber-wielding Jedi are the strongest.  No way he should have died.
Yeah, the death of Samuel L. GrаpeSaber pіssed me off to no end...but maybe that's a good thing.  At least I felt something for the characters in that film.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on October 23, 2015, 03:48:01 pm
I personally didn't like Revenge of the Sith because g**** flavored lightsaber-wielding Jedi are the strongest.  No way he should have died.
Yeah, the death of Samuel L. GrаpeSaber pіssed me off to no end...but maybe that's a good thing.  At least I felt something for the characters in that film.

I guess that's a plus. 
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on October 23, 2015, 03:51:20 pm
(1/3 of) Star Wars sucks.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on October 23, 2015, 03:54:41 pm
(1/3 of) Star Wars sucks.

Nah.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Danny Darkoh on October 23, 2015, 07:41:06 pm
Star Wars sucks.

*runs away*
(https://media.giphy.com/media/xGrtkmXV6E34Y/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on October 23, 2015, 10:03:21 pm
 Vladimir Lenin statue in Ukraine has been remodeled to look like Darth Vader. (https://www.yahoo.com/movies/darth-vader-statue-unveiled-in-ukraine-151407101.html?soc_src=mail&soc_trk=ma)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on October 23, 2015, 10:59:40 pm
Vladimir Lenin statue in Ukraine has been remodeled to look like Darth Vader. (https://www.yahoo.com/movies/darth-vader-statue-unveiled-in-ukraine-151407101.html?soc_src=mail&soc_trk=ma)
Haha that's awesome. Great work Ukraine!
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on October 23, 2015, 11:02:32 pm
Star Wars sucks.

*runs away*
My apologies, dear friend, but this shall not be tolerated.

*aims sniper rifle*
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Caleb Paasche on October 23, 2015, 11:08:00 pm
Star Wars sucks.

*runs away*
While I may not go that far, I still have no intention of seeing this movie. Although there's a good chance my brother will drag me with him, he's super pumped for it.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on October 23, 2015, 11:14:56 pm
Star Wars sucks.

*runs away*
My apologies, dear friend, but this shall not be tolerated.

*aims sniper rifle*

*John and Danny sit on top of a building scoping the surrounding.   On the ground, a small group of Trollfighters are checking buildings for Star Wars haters.  Chase steps out onto the top of another building, phone in hand.*

Flounder: Hold up.  We got an elder Trollfighter standing on the top of a building.  Looks like he's calling someone.

Tatum: If you believe he's hostile, you have permission to take him out.

Danny: Ching Chong (Translation: Maybe he's calling his own lady)

*Chase leaves.*

Flounder: He left.

*Just then, a small child, Moody, and a grown man, Singer, step out.*

Flounder: Whoa.  We got a homosexual couple standing out.  Singer's arms are not moving.  He's holding something.

*Singer hands Moody a dildo.*

Flounder: It's a dildo.  A General Discussion dildo.  He's handing it to the kid.

*Heart beat.  Moody begins running towards the group.*

Danny: Ching chong. (Translation: They'll fry you if you're wrong)

*Flounder struggles on whether he should pull the trigger until...*

American Flounder
[/size]
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on October 23, 2015, 11:17:45 pm
Star Wars sucks.

*runs away*
My apologies, dear friend, but this shall not be tolerated.

*aims sniper rifle*

*John and Danny sit on top of a building scoping the surrounding.   On the ground, a small group of Trollfighters are checking buildings for Star Wars haters.  Chase steps out onto the top of another building, phone in hand.*

Flounder: Hold up.  We got an elder Trollfighter standing on the top of a building.  Looks like he's calling someone.

Tatum: If you believe he's hostile, you have permission to take him out.

Danny: Ching Chong (Translation: Maybe he's calling his own lady)

*Chase leaves.*

Flounder: He left.

*Just then, a small child, Moody, and a grown man, Singer, step out.*

Flounder: Whoa.  We got a homosexual couple standing out.  Singer's arms are not moving.  He's holding something.

*Singer hands Moody a dildo.*

Flounder: It's a dildo.  A General Discussion dildo.  He's handing it to the kid.

*Heart beat.  Moody begins running towards the group.*

Danny: Ching chong. (Translation: They'll fry you if you're wrong)

*Flounder struggles on whether he should pull the trigger until...*

American Flounder
[/size]
I'd watch the hell outta that.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on October 23, 2015, 11:18:39 pm
Star Wars sucks.

*runs away*
My apologies, dear friend, but this shall not be tolerated.

*aims sniper rifle*

*John and Danny sit on top of a building scoping the surrounding.   On the ground, a small group of Trollfighters are checking buildings for Star Wars haters.  Chase steps out onto the top of another building, phone in hand.*

Flounder: Hold up.  We got an elder Trollfighter standing on the top of a building.  Looks like he's calling someone.

Tatum: If you believe he's hostile, you have permission to take him out.

Danny: Ching Chong (Translation: Maybe he's calling his own lady)

*Chase leaves.*

Flounder: He left.

*Just then, a small child, Moody, and a grown man, Singer, step out.*

Flounder: Whoa.  We got a homosexual couple standing out.  Singer's arms are not moving.  He's holding something.

*Singer hands Moody a dildo.*

Flounder: It's a dildo.  A General Discussion dildo.  He's handing it to the kid.

*Heart beat.  Moody begins running towards the group.*

Danny: Ching chong. (Translation: They'll fry you if you're wrong)

*Flounder struggles on whether he should pull the trigger until...*

American Flounder
[/size]
I'd watch the hell outta that.

"The most deadly flounder in U.S. history."
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on October 23, 2015, 11:30:56 pm
Star Wars sucks.

*runs away*
My apologies, dear friend, but this shall not be tolerated.

*aims sniper rifle*

*John and Danny sit on top of a building scoping the surrounding.   On the ground, a small group of Trollfighters are checking buildings for Star Wars haters.  Chase steps out onto the top of another building, phone in hand.*

Flounder: Hold up.  We got an elder Trollfighter standing on the top of a building.  Looks like he's calling someone.

Tatum: If you believe he's hostile, you have permission to take him out.

Danny: Ching Chong (Translation: Maybe he's calling his own lady)

*Chase leaves.*

Flounder: He left.

*Just then, a small child, Moody, and a grown man, Singer, step out.*

Flounder: Whoa.  We got a homosexual couple standing out.  Singer's arms are not moving.  He's holding something.

*Singer hands Moody a dildo.*

Flounder: It's a dildo.  A General Discussion dildo.  He's handing it to the kid.

*Heart beat.  Moody begins running towards the group.*

Danny: Ching chong. (Translation: They'll fry you if you're wrong)

*Flounder struggles on whether he should pull the trigger until...*

American Flounder
[/size]
Someone is going to have to make a live action version of these things someday...
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on October 24, 2015, 12:11:54 am
Star Wars sucks.

*runs away*
My apologies, dear friend, but this shall not be tolerated.

*aims sniper rifle*

*John and Danny sit on top of a building scoping the surrounding.   On the ground, a small group of Trollfighters are checking buildings for Star Wars haters.  Chase steps out onto the top of another building, phone in hand.*

Flounder: Hold up.  We got an elder Trollfighter standing on the top of a building.  Looks like he's calling someone.

Tatum: If you believe he's hostile, you have permission to take him out.

Danny: Ching Chong (Translation: Maybe he's calling his own lady)

*Chase leaves.*

Flounder: He left.

*Just then, a small child, Moody, and a grown man, Singer, step out.*

Flounder: Whoa.  We got a homosexual couple standing out.  Singer's arms are not moving.  He's holding something.

*Singer hands Moody a dildo.*

Flounder: It's a dildo.  A General Discussion dildo.  He's handing it to the kid.

*Heart beat.  Moody begins running towards the group.*

Danny: Ching chong. (Translation: They'll fry you if you're wrong)

*Flounder struggles on whether he should pull the trigger until...*

American Flounder
[/size]
Someone is going to have to make a live action version of these things someday...

I'm pretty sure Steven Spielberg will eventually get his hands on my scripts.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Danny Darkoh on October 24, 2015, 12:19:04 am
Star Wars sucks.

*runs away*
My apologies, dear friend, but this shall not be tolerated.

*aims sniper rifle*

*John and Danny sit on top of a building scoping the surrounding.   On the ground, a small group of Trollfighters are checking buildings for Star Wars haters.  Chase steps out onto the top of another building, phone in hand.*

Flounder: Hold up.  We got an elder Trollfighter standing on the top of a building.  Looks like he's calling someone.

Tatum: If you believe he's hostile, you have permission to take him out.

Danny: Ching Chong (Translation: Maybe he's calling his own lady)

*Chase leaves.*

Flounder: He left.

*Just then, a small child, Moody, and a grown man, Singer, step out.*

Flounder: Whoa.  We got a homosexual couple standing out.  Singer's arms are not moving.  He's holding something.

*Singer hands Moody a dildo.*

Flounder: It's a dildo.  A General Discussion dildo.  He's handing it to the kid.

*Heart beat.  Moody begins running towards the group.*

Danny: Ching chong. (Translation: They'll fry you if you're wrong)

*Flounder struggles on whether he should pull the trigger until...*

American Flounder
[/size]
Someone is going to have to make a live action version of these things someday...

I'm pretty sure Steven Spielberg will eventually get his hands on my scripts.
I'd prefer if Quentin Tarantino or Matthew Vaughn directed them instead...
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on October 24, 2015, 12:20:05 am
Star Wars sucks.

*runs away*
My apologies, dear friend, but this shall not be tolerated.

*aims sniper rifle*

*John and Danny sit on top of a building scoping the surrounding.   On the ground, a small group of Trollfighters are checking buildings for Star Wars haters.  Chase steps out onto the top of another building, phone in hand.*

Flounder: Hold up.  We got an elder Trollfighter standing on the top of a building.  Looks like he's calling someone.

Tatum: If you believe he's hostile, you have permission to take him out.

Danny: Ching Chong (Translation: Maybe he's calling his own lady)

*Chase leaves.*

Flounder: He left.

*Just then, a small child, Moody, and a grown man, Singer, step out.*

Flounder: Whoa.  We got a homosexual couple standing out.  Singer's arms are not moving.  He's holding something.

*Singer hands Moody a dildo.*

Flounder: It's a dildo.  A General Discussion dildo.  He's handing it to the kid.

*Heart beat.  Moody begins running towards the group.*

Danny: Ching chong. (Translation: They'll fry you if you're wrong)

*Flounder struggles on whether he should pull the trigger until...*

American Flounder
[/size]
Someone is going to have to make a live action version of these things someday...

I'm pretty sure Steven Spielberg will eventually get his hands on my scripts.
I'd prefer if Quentin Tarantino or Matthew Vaughn directed them instead...

I'm pretty sure my style of scripting fits Spielberg more.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Danny Darkoh on October 24, 2015, 12:21:13 am
Star Wars sucks.

*runs away*
My apologies, dear friend, but this shall not be tolerated.

*aims sniper rifle*

*John and Danny sit on top of a building scoping the surrounding.   On the ground, a small group of Trollfighters are checking buildings for Star Wars haters.  Chase steps out onto the top of another building, phone in hand.*

Flounder: Hold up.  We got an elder Trollfighter standing on the top of a building.  Looks like he's calling someone.

Tatum: If you believe he's hostile, you have permission to take him out.

Danny: Ching Chong (Translation: Maybe he's calling his own lady)

*Chase leaves.*

Flounder: He left.

*Just then, a small child, Moody, and a grown man, Singer, step out.*

Flounder: Whoa.  We got a homosexual couple standing out.  Singer's arms are not moving.  He's holding something.

*Singer hands Moody a dildo.*

Flounder: It's a dildo.  A General Discussion dildo.  He's handing it to the kid.

*Heart beat.  Moody begins running towards the group.*

Danny: Ching chong. (Translation: They'll fry you if you're wrong)

*Flounder struggles on whether he should pull the trigger until...*

American Flounder
[/size]
Someone is going to have to make a live action version of these things someday...

I'm pretty sure Steven Spielberg will eventually get his hands on my scripts.
I'd prefer if Quentin Tarantino or Matthew Vaughn directed them instead...

I'm pretty sure my style of scripting fits Spielberg more.
Yes, lots of jizz, crude comedy, cursing, graphic action, totally screams Spielberg.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on October 24, 2015, 12:21:59 am
Star Wars sucks.

*runs away*
My apologies, dear friend, but this shall not be tolerated.

*aims sniper rifle*

*John and Danny sit on top of a building scoping the surrounding.   On the ground, a small group of Trollfighters are checking buildings for Star Wars haters.  Chase steps out onto the top of another building, phone in hand.*

Flounder: Hold up.  We got an elder Trollfighter standing on the top of a building.  Looks like he's calling someone.

Tatum: If you believe he's hostile, you have permission to take him out.

Danny: Ching Chong (Translation: Maybe he's calling his own lady)

*Chase leaves.*

Flounder: He left.

*Just then, a small child, Moody, and a grown man, Singer, step out.*

Flounder: Whoa.  We got a homosexual couple standing out.  Singer's arms are not moving.  He's holding something.

*Singer hands Moody a dildo.*

Flounder: It's a dildo.  A General Discussion dildo.  He's handing it to the kid.

*Heart beat.  Moody begins running towards the group.*

Danny: Ching chong. (Translation: They'll fry you if you're wrong)

*Flounder struggles on whether he should pull the trigger until...*

American Flounder
[/size]
Someone is going to have to make a live action version of these things someday...

I'm pretty sure Steven Spielberg will eventually get his hands on my scripts.
I'd prefer if Quentin Tarantino or Matthew Vaughn directed them instead...

I'm pretty sure my style of scripting fits Spielberg more.
Yes, lots of jizz, crude comedy, cursing, graphic action, totally screams Spielberg.

^^^^ hasn't seen E.T.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Danny Darkoh on October 24, 2015, 12:28:38 am
Yes, lots of jizz, crude comedy, cursing, graphic action, totally screams Spielberg.

^^^^ hasn't seen E.T.
Oh yeah, now I remember.

Yeah, the part where E.T. shoves his d!ck in Elliott's mouth, and using his head as a cannon piece to spray acidic jizz at all the pursuing adults while shouting, "F*CK YOU C*NTBAGS!".

Or I could be describing one of Bryan Singer's wet dreams where Elliott is actually Moody and he's E.T. Idk. I have a hazy memory.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Suspect #1 on October 24, 2015, 07:28:32 am
Star Wars sucks.

*runs away*
My apologies, dear friend, but this shall not be tolerated.

*aims sniper rifle*

*John and Danny sit on top of a building scoping the surrounding.   On the ground, a small group of Trollfighters are checking buildings for Star Wars haters.  Chase steps out onto the top of another building, phone in hand.*

Flounder: Hold up.  We got an elder Trollfighter standing on the top of a building.  Looks like he's calling someone.

Tatum: If you believe he's hostile, you have permission to take him out.

Danny: Ching Chong (Translation: Maybe he's calling his own lady)

*Chase leaves.*

Flounder: He left.

*Just then, a small child, Moody, and a grown man, Singer, step out.*

Flounder: Whoa.  We got a homosexual couple standing out.  Singer's arms are not moving.  He's holding something.

*Singer hands Moody a dildo.*

Flounder: It's a dildo.  A General Discussion dildo.  He's handing it to the kid.

*Heart beat.  Moody begins running towards the group.*

Danny: Ching chong. (Translation: They'll fry you if you're wrong)

*Flounder struggles on whether he should pull the trigger until...*

American Flounder
[/size]
Someone is going to have to make a live action version of these things someday...

I'm pretty sure Steven Spielberg will eventually get his hands on my scripts.
I'd prefer if Quentin Tarantino or Matthew Vaughn directed them instead...

I'm pretty sure my style of scripting fits Spielberg more.
Yes, lots of jizz, crude comedy, cursing, graphic action, totally screams Spielberg.

^^^^ hasn't seen E.T.

Eh, Steven Spielberg would be a bad director.  Bryan Singer should direct, he's the only one who knows how to work with me.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Tho Master Fie on October 24, 2015, 01:03:06 pm
Eh, Steven Spielberg would be a bad director.  Bryan Singer should direct, he's the only one who knows how to work with me.
(http://i.imgur.com/Fypcmlz.gif)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on October 24, 2015, 01:58:18 pm


Eh, Steven Spielberg would be a bad director.  Bryan Singer should direct, he's the only one who knows how to work with me.

You're funny, Moody.  It's a shame I still have to kill you.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on October 26, 2015, 04:36:06 pm
Cinemark enforces costume restrictions for screenings. (http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/cinemark-is-enforcing-costume-restrictions-for-the-force-awakens-screenings-969)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on October 27, 2015, 05:11:50 pm
J.J. Abrams and Mark Hamill comment on the Dark Side and Luke Skywalker's absence from the poster and trailers. (http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/jj-abrams-mark-hamill-comment-on-luke-skywalkers-absence-the-dark-side-225)

Also, I will not be going to the midnight premiere. I will instead be going to the 3:50 p.m. screening on December 18th.

graphic action, totally screams Spielberg.
- Heads exploding and faces melting in Raiders of the Lost Ark
- Hearts being ripped out in Temple of Doom
- Graphic, gory violence in Saving Private Ryan
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: David Tanny on October 27, 2015, 07:26:00 pm
- Heads exploding and faces melting in Raiders of the Lost Ark
- Hearts being ripped out in Temple of Doom
- Graphic, gory violence in Saving Private Ryan
Munich is pretty brutal too, from what I remember.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on October 27, 2015, 07:27:09 pm
- Heads exploding and faces melting in Raiders of the Lost Ark
- Hearts being ripped out in Temple of Doom
- Graphic, gory violence in Saving Private Ryan
Munich is pretty brutal too, from what I remember.

They shoot a girl right in her tit. 
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: J. Kashmir on October 27, 2015, 09:22:21 pm
My Spanish teacher apparently knew Adam Driver in high school. I may have been the only person in the class who knew who he was.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on October 27, 2015, 09:24:33 pm
My Spanish teacher apparently knew Adam Driver in high school. I may have been the only person in the class who knew who he was.

My Spanish teacher is the daughter of the lady who killed Bruce Lee.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on October 27, 2015, 09:57:14 pm
My Spanish teacher apparently knew Adam Driver in high school. I may have been the only person in the class who knew who he was.
Adam Driver's long-lost cousin/doppelganger is in my Biology class.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on October 27, 2015, 10:06:47 pm
My Spanish teacher apparently knew Adam Driver in high school. I may have been the only person in the class who knew who he was.
Adam Driver's long-lost cousin/doppelganger is in my Biology class.

You should go blackface and pull out a lightsaber and duel him.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on October 27, 2015, 10:21:33 pm
My Spanish teacher apparently knew Adam Driver in high school. I may have been the only person in the class who knew who he was.
Adam Driver's long-lost cousin/doppelganger is in my Biology class.

You should go blackface and pull out a lightsaber and duel him.
I'd be willing to travel down to Florida and videotape that.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on October 27, 2015, 10:25:49 pm
My Spanish teacher apparently knew Adam Driver in high school. I may have been the only person in the class who knew who he was.
Adam Driver's long-lost cousin/doppelganger is in my Biology class.

You should go blackface and pull out a lightsaber and duel him.
I can make that happen.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on November 03, 2015, 04:04:04 pm
Rumor has it that Disney may retire Leia's slave outfit from merchandising. (http://www.comicbookresources.com/article/rumor-disney-may-retire-princess-leias-slave-outfit-from-merchandise)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Tho Master Fie on November 03, 2015, 05:16:09 pm
Half of this is retarded, half of it is pretty cool.

http://www.tickld.com/x/jaw/this-guy-just-changed-the-way-we-see-star-wars-jar-jar (http://www.tickld.com/x/jaw/this-guy-just-changed-the-way-we-see-star-wars-jar-jar)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on November 03, 2015, 06:12:55 pm
Half of this is retarded, half of it is pretty cool.

http://www.tickld.com/x/jaw/this-guy-just-changed-the-way-we-see-star-wars-jar-jar (http://www.tickld.com/x/jaw/this-guy-just-changed-the-way-we-see-star-wars-jar-jar)
I enjoyed that.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on November 03, 2015, 09:17:02 pm
The prequel trilogy in the style of the new Force Awakens trailer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8HodA02ioU
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on November 03, 2015, 09:17:41 pm
Cinemas here in the US of A ban lightsabers from Force Awakens screenings. (http://www.theguardian.com/film/2015/nov/03/star-wars-the-force-awakens-us-cinemas-ban-lightsabers-screenings)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: David Tanny on November 03, 2015, 09:19:00 pm
Cinemas here in the US of A ban lightsabers from Force Awakens screenings. (http://www.theguardian.com/film/2015/nov/03/star-wars-the-force-awakens-us-cinemas-ban-lightsabers-screenings)
What about toy ones?
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The One Who Lurks on November 04, 2015, 02:48:15 am
Cinemas here in the US of A ban lightsabers from Force Awakens screenings. (http://www.theguardian.com/film/2015/nov/03/star-wars-the-force-awakens-us-cinemas-ban-lightsabers-screenings)

I have no problem with this.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on November 04, 2015, 02:55:42 am
Cinemas here in the US of A ban lightsabers from Force Awakens screenings. (http://www.theguardian.com/film/2015/nov/03/star-wars-the-force-awakens-us-cinemas-ban-lightsabers-screenings)

I have no problem with this.

It destroys my amazing Kylo Ren outfit, but oh well. At least I got to wear it for a Halloween party. Hell, I'm tempted to post a picture of it.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The One Who Lurks on November 04, 2015, 12:46:04 pm
Cinemas here in the US of A ban lightsabers from Force Awakens screenings. (http://www.theguardian.com/film/2015/nov/03/star-wars-the-force-awakens-us-cinemas-ban-lightsabers-screenings)

I have no problem with this.

It destroys my amazing Kylo Ren outfit, but oh well. At least I got to wear it for a Halloween party. Hell, I'm tempted to post a picture of it.

I have a friend that used a Kylo Ren costume as well.

I'm curious to see how yours compares.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on November 04, 2015, 12:54:41 pm
New character posters! (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/629333-star-wars-the-force-awakens-character-posters-debut#/slide/1)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on November 04, 2015, 02:37:35 pm
Cinemas here in the US of A ban lightsabers from Force Awakens screenings. (http://www.theguardian.com/film/2015/nov/03/star-wars-the-force-awakens-us-cinemas-ban-lightsabers-screenings)

I have no problem with this.

It destroys my amazing Kylo Ren outfit, but oh well. At least I got to wear it for a Halloween party. Hell, I'm tempted to post a picture of it.

I have a friend that used a Kylo Ren costume as well.

I'm curious to see how yours compares.
I have a similar body type to Adam Driver, which helps. I'm just a little shorter.

I'll post a few pics when I get home.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on November 04, 2015, 03:03:13 pm
Cinemas here in the US of A ban lightsabers from Force Awakens screenings. (http://www.theguardian.com/film/2015/nov/03/star-wars-the-force-awakens-us-cinemas-ban-lightsabers-screenings)

I have no problem with this.

It destroys my amazing Kylo Ren outfit, but oh well. At least I got to wear it for a Halloween party. Hell, I'm tempted to post a picture of it.

I have a friend that used a Kylo Ren costume as well.

I'm curious to see how yours compares.
I have a similar body type to Adam Driver, which helps. I'm just a little shorter.

I'll post a few pics when I get home.

I have a similar body type to Brad Pitt.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on November 04, 2015, 03:31:14 pm
New character posters! (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/629333-star-wars-the-force-awakens-character-posters-debut#/slide/1)
I came.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on November 04, 2015, 03:34:36 pm
Cinemas here in the US of A ban lightsabers from Force Awakens screenings. (http://www.theguardian.com/film/2015/nov/03/star-wars-the-force-awakens-us-cinemas-ban-lightsabers-screenings)

I have no problem with this.

It destroys my amazing Kylo Ren outfit, but oh well. At least I got to wear it for a Halloween party. Hell, I'm tempted to post a picture of it.

I have a friend that used a Kylo Ren costume as well.

I'm curious to see how yours compares.
I have a similar body type to Adam Driver, which helps. I'm just a little shorter.

I'll post a few pics when I get home.

I have a similar body type to Brad Pitt.
Hmmmm......
(http://trainelite.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Brad-Pitt-in-Fight-Club-001.jpg)
Yeah, I can see it.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Danny Darkoh on November 05, 2015, 07:56:21 pm
This is f*cking awesome:
http://superheronews.com/j-j-abrams-helped-a-dying-fan-see-star-wars-the-force-awakens-early/
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on November 05, 2015, 08:04:31 pm
This is f*cking awesome:
http://superheronews.com/j-j-abrams-helped-a-dying-fan-see-star-wars-the-force-awakens-early/

Abrams got played.  I expect leaks.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on November 05, 2015, 10:23:31 pm
Fucking fanboys... (http://www.avclub.com/article/force-awakens-best-star-wars-film-say-fans-who-hav-226171)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Tho Master Fie on November 05, 2015, 11:16:56 pm
Star Wars rankings:
Revenge of the Sith: 7/10
Attack of the Clones: 5.5/10
Return of the Jedi: 5/10
Empire Strikes Back: 4/10
A New Hope: 4/10
The Phantom Menace: 2/10
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on November 05, 2015, 11:23:49 pm
Star Wars: 10/10
Empire Strikes Back: 10/10
Revenge of the Sith: 9/10
Return of the Jedi: 8/10
Attack of the Clones: 7/10
The Phantom Menace: 6/10
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Danny Darkoh on November 05, 2015, 11:25:51 pm
Star Wars: 10/10
Empire Strikes Back: 10/10
Revenge of the Sith: 9/10
Return of the Jedi: 8/10
Attack of the Clones: 7/10
The Phantom Menace: 6/10
Shouldn't this be in the Official Movie Watching Thread?
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on November 05, 2015, 11:30:10 pm
The Empire Strikes Back: 10/10
Star Wars: 10/10
Return of the Jedi: 9/10
Revenge of the Sith: 8/10
The Phantom Menace: 5/10
Attack of the Clones: 5/10
The Clone Wars: 3/10
The Holiday Special: 0/10 (would not burrito again)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Danny Darkoh on November 05, 2015, 11:32:33 pm
Ok then...
The Empire Strikes Back: 10/10
Star Wars: 10/10
Return of the Jedi: 9/10
Revenge of the Sith: 7/10
The Phantom Menace: 4/10
The Clone Wars: 3/10
Attack of the Clones: 1.5/10
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Tho Master Fie on November 05, 2015, 11:33:29 pm
What have I begun...
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on November 06, 2015, 05:19:15 am
What have I begun...

I'll face myself!
To cross out what I've become!
Erase myself!
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on November 06, 2015, 11:23:10 am
 International Star Wars trailer revealed!  (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IRNC4ZeMS9k&ebc=ANyPxKqNXsISon60XV5CPMb1MvkhL9dFhsSCBsxoUH8OcudX7vFsHY1_TdFCdPZufravSfTPOSg4H1mQn1oOQX0yw_3dlBLQ8Q)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Aaron on November 06, 2015, 04:59:49 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwdxgEs7a6U
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: David Tanny on November 06, 2015, 05:03:24 pm
International Star Wars trailer revealed!  (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IRNC4ZeMS9k&ebc=ANyPxKqNXsISon60XV5CPMb1MvkhL9dFhsSCBsxoUH8OcudX7vFsHY1_TdFCdPZufravSfTPOSg4H1mQn1oOQX0yw_3dlBLQ8Q)
I love BB-8.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on November 06, 2015, 05:22:59 pm
Wait...

BB-8 is the name of the robot.
The robot in Deadly Friend is named BB.
Wes Craven passed away recently.
Star Wars comes out in over a month.

Coincidence?
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Aaron on November 06, 2015, 05:26:16 pm
Wait...

BB-8 is the name of the robot.
The robot in Deadly Friend is named BB.
Wes Craven passed away recently.
Star Wars comes out in over a month.

Coincidence?

No, not really.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: David Tanny on November 06, 2015, 05:28:23 pm
Wait...

BB-8 is the name of the robot.
The robot in Deadly Friend is named BB.
Wes Craven passed away recently.
Star Wars comes out in over a month.

Coincidence?
lmao
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on November 06, 2015, 05:35:38 pm
Wait...

BB-8 is the name of the robot.
The robot in Deadly Friend is named BB.
Wes Craven passed away recently.
Star Wars comes out in over a month.

Coincidence?

And your penis is still flaccid!
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Danny Darkoh on November 06, 2015, 07:52:40 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/6dKCLG9.png)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: David Tanny on November 06, 2015, 07:53:10 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/6dKCLG9.png)
No.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on November 06, 2015, 07:54:48 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/6dKCLG9.png)

Already made the joke.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Danny Darkoh on November 06, 2015, 07:55:07 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/6dKCLG9.png)
No.
I'll probably be crucified for this.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Danny Darkoh on November 06, 2015, 07:55:23 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/6dKCLG9.png)

Already made the joke.
Was it in picture format though?
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on November 06, 2015, 07:59:58 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/6dKCLG9.png)

Already made the joke.
Was it in picture format though?

It was in script and gif format.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Danny Darkoh on November 06, 2015, 08:01:25 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/6dKCLG9.png)

Already made the joke.
Was it in picture format though?

It was in script and gif format.
Shit. You gonna sue me for this?
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Rupert Pupkin on November 08, 2015, 11:20:58 am
Major Spoiler:

Spoiler (hover to show)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on November 08, 2015, 02:09:10 pm
Major Spoiler:

Spoiler (hover to show)
Dámn! I owe my brother $10 now....
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on November 08, 2015, 02:17:22 pm
 First official TFA TV spot!  (http://www.starwarsnewsnet.com/2015/11/first-official-tv-spot-for-star-wars-the-force-awakens-released.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on November 08, 2015, 06:51:48 pm
It's now been 3 years since this film was officially announced.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on November 09, 2015, 02:27:14 pm
J.J. Abrams confirms the Episode VIII script is complete! (http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/jj-abrams-says-the-script-for-star-wars-episode-viii-is-complete-493)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on November 09, 2015, 03:20:10 pm
 New TFA book shows off a drawing of Max von Sydow's character!  (http://www.starwarsnewsnet.com/2015/11/new-image-with-finn-and-an-illustration-with-max-von-sydows-character-from-the-force-awakens-revealed-by-books.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Danny Darkoh on November 09, 2015, 03:24:12 pm
New TFA book shows off a drawing of Max von Sydow's character!  (http://www.starwarsnewsnet.com/2015/11/new-image-with-finn-and-an-illustration-with-max-von-sydows-character-from-the-force-awakens-revealed-by-books.html)
I think I'm gonna ease up on the news for now. I don't want the whole movie to be spoiled for me before I see it.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Gold Jeffblum on November 10, 2015, 12:57:08 pm
This movie is so bad that it kills people. (http://www.hitfix.com/news/star-wars-fan-dies-days-after-seeing-the-force-awakens)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on November 10, 2015, 01:03:53 pm
This movie is so bad that it kills people. (http://www.hitfix.com/news/star-wars-fan-dies-days-after-seeing-the-force-awakens)

Doctor gave me 3 days.  Goldblum, I'll give you the password to my YouTube and you'll have full custody of it.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Gold Jeffblum on November 10, 2015, 01:10:27 pm
This movie is so bad that it kills people. (http://www.hitfix.com/news/star-wars-fan-dies-days-after-seeing-the-force-awakens)

Doctor gave me 3 days.  Goldblum, I'll give you the password to my YouTube and you'll have full custody of it.

I'm sad for you but ah I'm also happy that you YOU ah were able to see a film with such wonderful directing.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: David Tanny on November 10, 2015, 01:16:44 pm
This movie is so bad that it kills people. (http://www.hitfix.com/news/star-wars-fan-dies-days-after-seeing-the-force-awakens)
J.J. Abrams: "This is the story of my Hollywood life and how I made a film so bad that it literally killed someone"
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on November 10, 2015, 01:48:19 pm
This movie is so bad that it kills people. (http://www.hitfix.com/news/star-wars-fan-dies-days-after-seeing-the-force-awakens)
J.J. Abrams: "This is the story of my Hollywood life and how I made a film so bad that it literally killed someone"

This made me laugh.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Gold Jeffblum on November 10, 2015, 02:26:43 pm
This movie is so bad that it kills people. (http://www.hitfix.com/news/star-wars-fan-dies-days-after-seeing-the-force-awakens)
J.J. Abrams: "This is the story of my Hollywood life and how I made a film so bad that it literally killed someone"

Excellent!
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on November 11, 2015, 11:32:08 am
Lawrence Kasdan to retire from Star Wars. (http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/lawrence-kasdan-to-retire-from-star-wars-plus-force-awakens-ew-covers-277)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on November 11, 2015, 06:27:34 pm
Leia gets a new title for The Force Awakens. (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/631989-leia-organa-gets-a-new-title-for-star-wars-the-force-awakens#/slide/1)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on November 12, 2015, 04:04:33 pm
Official IMAX poster! (http://cdn1-www.comingsoon.net/assets/uploads/gallery/star-wars-episode-vii-1398790440/star-wars-imax.jpg)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on November 12, 2015, 04:18:16 pm
 Andy Serkis reveals a few details about Supreme Leader Snoke.  (http://www.starwarsnewsnet.com/2015/11/andy-serkis-talks-supreme-leader-snoke-with-entertainment-weekly.html)

EW has actually been releasing a ton of info from interviews about TFA. If you're curious about the film, I highly suggest you look into it. Really cool stuff.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: David Tanny on November 16, 2015, 08:23:15 pm
The original title for American Hustle was American Bull****. Ben Affleck was initially considered to direct before Sony hired David O. Russell to direct as well as re-write the original screenplay by Eric Warren Singer.
Huh?
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Danny Darkoh on November 16, 2015, 08:29:02 pm
The original title for American Hustle was American Bull****. Ben Affleck was initially considered to direct before Sony hired David O. Russell to direct as well as re-write the original screenplay by Eric Warren Singer.
Huh?
Sorry... I goofed badly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpBcTMGsiOM
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: David Tanny on November 16, 2015, 08:30:19 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpBcTMGsiOM
BB-8 is God.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Caleb Paasche on November 16, 2015, 08:30:42 pm
I removed Danny's comment because I've never removed anything before and wanted to feel the power of being a moderator.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: David Tanny on November 16, 2015, 08:31:27 pm
I removed Danny's comment because I've never removed anything before and wanted to feel the power of being a moderator.
You feel that tingle in your balls?
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Caleb Paasche on November 16, 2015, 08:33:44 pm
I removed Danny's comment because I've never removed anything before and wanted to feel the power of being a moderator.
You feel that tingle in your balls?
It just washed over me...
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on November 16, 2015, 09:20:33 pm
I removed Danny's comment because I've never removed anything before and wanted to feel the power of being a moderator.
I delete Aaron's posts on here all the time lol.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Caleb Paasche on November 16, 2015, 09:32:33 pm
I removed Danny's comment because I've never removed anything before and wanted to feel the power of being a moderator.
I delete Aaron's posts on here all the time lol.
Haha, that's hilarious.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on November 18, 2015, 02:52:03 pm
ONE MORE MONTH!!!!
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on November 18, 2015, 04:04:16 pm
ONE MORE MONTH!!!!
For me (and anyone else seeing the earliest showing), it's actually one day less than a month ^_^
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on November 18, 2015, 04:07:15 pm
I really hope it sucks.  Not because I want the film to but because I would love to see the reaction to it.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on November 18, 2015, 04:10:57 pm
ONE MORE MONTH!!!!
For me (and anyone else seeing the earliest showing), it's actually one day less than a month ^_^
Same here lol.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on November 18, 2015, 04:12:09 pm
I really hope it sucks.  Not because I want the film to but because I would love to see the reaction to it.
(https://unbrandedbreadnbutter.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/tumblr_mezy08dbze1qbm00wo1_500.gif)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Gold Jeffblum on November 18, 2015, 04:12:22 pm
I really hope it sucks.  Not because I want the film to but because I would love to see the reaction to it.
The following day's episode of ah Milito Reacts:
(http://i.imgur.com/qvZxFs2.gif)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on November 18, 2015, 04:13:47 pm
I really hope it sucks.  Not because I want the film to but because I would love to see the reaction to it.
The following day's episode of ah Milito Reacts:
(http://i.imgur.com/qvZxFs2.gif)

Oh man, if it sucks, Milito should review it.  I'd enjoy that.

I really hope it sucks.  Not because I want the film to but because I would love to see the reaction to it.
(https://unbrandedbreadnbutter.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/tumblr_mezy08dbze1qbm00wo1_500.gif)

Yes I do.  Which is why I'm voting for Trump.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on November 18, 2015, 04:41:21 pm
I really hope it sucks.  Not because I want the film to but because I would love to see the reaction to it.
The following day's episode of ah Milito Reacts:
(http://i.imgur.com/qvZxFs2.gif)
Sounds about right.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on November 18, 2015, 08:45:12 pm
 Another TV spot!  (https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1056073217777612&id=169299103121699&refsrc=https%3A%2F%2Fm.facebook.com%2Fplugins%2Fpost.php&locale2=en_US&_rdr)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: J. Kashmir on November 19, 2015, 08:39:21 pm
My family pre-ordered IMAX tickets for the 19th. Turns out the rush was just for opening day.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Danny Darkoh on November 19, 2015, 09:16:33 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mjYjMxZJCg
These lucky motherf*ckers...
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on November 24, 2015, 08:40:43 pm
Official MPAA Rating: R (for graphic bloody violence and gore, strong sexual content including graphic nudity, a ****, pervasive language, and drug and alcohol use, all involving teens)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Tho Master Fie on November 24, 2015, 08:51:27 pm
Official MPAA Rating: PG-13 (for sci-fi action violence)
(http://i.imgur.com/3965Ace.gif)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on November 24, 2015, 09:06:34 pm
Official MPAA Rating: PG-13 (for sci-fi action violence)
Sounds good to me!
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: David Tanny on November 24, 2015, 09:13:40 pm
Official MPAA Rating: R (for graphic bloody violence and gore, strong sexual content including graphic nudity, a ****, pervasive language, and drug and alcohol use, all involving teens)
This is not your daddy's Star Wars...
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on November 24, 2015, 09:21:09 pm
Official MPAA Rating: R (for graphic bloody violence and gore, strong sexual content including graphic nudity, a ****, pervasive language, and drug and alcohol use, all involving teens)
A càsino?
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on November 24, 2015, 09:23:18 pm
Official MPAA Rating: R (for graphic bloody violence and gore, strong sexual content including graphic nudity, a ****, pervasive language, and drug and alcohol use, all involving teens)
A càsino?

A rape.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on November 26, 2015, 04:20:42 pm

Official Star Wars Galaxy map! (Warning for spoilers!!!!)




http://www.starwarsnewsnet.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/starmap.jpg (http://www.starwarsnewsnet.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/starmap.jpg)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on November 26, 2015, 04:47:59 pm
If you queefs want a chance to meet the cast, here:

Gotta donate money though.
https://www.omaze.com/cart?exp=100091
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on November 27, 2015, 03:06:23 pm
 Empire's TFA issue reveals some interesting details about the film.  (http://www.starwarsnewsnet.com/2015/11/new-revelations-from-empires-new-issue-on-the-force-awakens.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on November 30, 2015, 07:27:55 pm
Confirmed running time: 2 hrs. & 16 mins. (http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/the-force-awakens-run-time-revealed-jj-abrams-talks-first-screening-662)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on November 30, 2015, 07:32:05 pm
Confirmed running time: 2 hrs. & 16 mins. (http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/the-force-awakens-run-time-revealed-jj-abrams-talks-first-screening-662)

That's like losing 2 hours and 16 minutes worth of fapping
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on November 30, 2015, 07:40:02 pm
Confirmed running time: 2 hrs. & 16 mins. (http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/the-force-awakens-run-time-revealed-jj-abrams-talks-first-screening-662)

That's like losing 2 hours and 16 minutes worth of fapping
That's why John will sit in the very back of the theater his room as he streams it on Putlocker.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on November 30, 2015, 07:45:24 pm
Confirmed running time: 2 hrs. & 16 mins. (http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/the-force-awakens-run-time-revealed-jj-abrams-talks-first-screening-662)

That's like losing 2 hours and 16 minutes worth of fapping
That's why John will sit in the very back of the theater his room as he streams it on Putlocker.

What if John goes to the theater with the computer in hand and watches the film both on the big screen AND Putlocker?  What if that's what he does?
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on November 30, 2015, 07:49:46 pm
Confirmed running time: 2 hrs. & 16 mins. (http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/the-force-awakens-run-time-revealed-jj-abrams-talks-first-screening-662)

That's like losing 2 hours and 16 minutes worth of fapping
That's why John will sit in the very back of the theater his room as he streams it on Putlocker.
Nice try, but I already got my tickets a few weeks ago. Opening day in the theater.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on November 30, 2015, 07:51:21 pm
Confirmed running time: 2 hrs. & 16 mins. (http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/the-force-awakens-run-time-revealed-jj-abrams-talks-first-screening-662)

That's like losing 2 hours and 16 minutes worth of fapping
That's why John will sit in the very back of the theater his room as he streams it on Putlocker.
Nice try, but I already got my tickets a few weeks ago. Opening day in the theater.

...In the theater lobby streaming it off Putlocker.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on December 02, 2015, 11:26:47 am
 Possible actors for Han Solo anthology film revealed!  (http://www.starwarsnewsnet.com/2015/12/the-hunt-for-han-continues-disney-sees-over-2500-actors-to-fill-the-vest-of-the-galaxys-most-famous-scoundrel.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on December 02, 2015, 11:50:44 am
Possible actors for Han Solo anthology film revealed!  (http://www.starwarsnewsnet.com/2015/12/the-hunt-for-han-continues-disney-sees-over-2500-actors-to-fill-the-vest-of-the-galaxys-most-famous-scoundrel.html)
Disappointed in the lack of Taron Egerton. None of these names really scream "Han Solo" to me.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on December 02, 2015, 12:36:42 pm
Possible actors for Han Solo anthology film revealed!  (http://www.starwarsnewsnet.com/2015/12/the-hunt-for-han-continues-disney-sees-over-2500-actors-to-fill-the-vest-of-the-galaxys-most-famous-scoundrel.html)
Disappointed in the lack of Taron Egerton. None of these names really scream "Han Solo" to me.
Agree on both statements. Hopefully Egerton's name just hasn't been reported yet.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on December 03, 2015, 01:27:56 pm
 New box office predictions say TFA may gross over 3 billion worldwide.  (http://www.starwarsnewsnet.com/2015/12/star-wars-the-force-awakens-1600-amc-screens-sold-out-film-may-gross-over-3-billion-worldwide.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Tho Master Fie on December 03, 2015, 05:45:09 pm
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-QvZkN5PB8mA/Vc2VWw7mAGI/AAAAAAAAMbg/QiOW3twelXc/w426-h320/doc290616199_405475635.gif)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: David Tanny on December 03, 2015, 06:20:13 pm
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-QvZkN5PB8mA/Vc2VWw7mAGI/AAAAAAAAMbg/QiOW3twelXc/w426-h320/doc290616199_405475635.gif)
I love that.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Danny Darkoh on December 03, 2015, 07:48:00 pm
Possible actors for Han Solo anthology film revealed!  (http://www.starwarsnewsnet.com/2015/12/the-hunt-for-han-continues-disney-sees-over-2500-actors-to-fill-the-vest-of-the-galaxys-most-famous-scoundrel.html)
Anthony Ingruber. No competition.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on December 04, 2015, 12:42:00 pm
Co-writer Lawrence Kasdan (Raiders of the Lost Ark, The Empire Strikes Back) has high praise for the film. (http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/lawrence-kasdan-praises-the-force-awakens-discusses-the-future-of-star-wars-199)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on December 04, 2015, 01:18:33 pm
So I was taking a Physics test and the teacher next door was blasting this trailer at the loudest possible volume.  Really distracting.

And then they played Batman v. Superman.  Strangely enough, the problem I was doing involved Superman flying with a rock and I had to find the work done.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The One Who Lurks on December 04, 2015, 02:17:57 pm
Co-writer Lawrence Kasdan (Raiders of the Lost Ark, The Empire Strikes Back) has high praise for the film. (http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/lawrence-kasdan-praises-the-force-awakens-discusses-the-future-of-star-wars-199)

Not to be a pessimistic jackass, but praise coming from the film's own crew doesn't really mean much.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on December 05, 2015, 09:14:53 am
George Lucas has finally seen it and has high praise for it. (http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/george-lucas-has-seen-star-wars-the-force-awakens-and-really-liked-it-329)

Carrie Fisher's spot-on response to the slave Leia merchandise controversy. (http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/carrie-fisher-knows-exactly-what-to-tell-your-kids-about-slave-leia-209)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on December 06, 2015, 10:08:19 am
A Luke Skywalker theory that doesn't sound like shit. (http://moviepilot.com/posts/3666329?utm_source=daily_digest&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=daily_digest_2015-12-06)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on December 06, 2015, 05:02:51 pm
 Supreme Leader Snoke's height revealed!  (http://www.starwarsnewsnet.com/2015/12/supreme-leader-snokes-height-in-the-force-awakens-revealed.html)

So I'm jumping on the "Snoke=Plagueis" train again. Anyone with me?
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on December 06, 2015, 06:59:56 pm
 Some highlights from TFA's press conference today.  (http://www.starwarsnewsnet.com/2015/12/star-wars-the-force-awakens-press-conference-no-ewoks-jar-jar-and-post-credits-scene-in-the-movie-and-more.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on December 07, 2015, 06:08:47 pm
Star Trek Beyond trailer to screen in front of Star Wars! (http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/star-trek-beyond-trailer-to-screen-in-front-of-star-wars-plus-new-tv-spot-708)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on December 07, 2015, 06:31:23 pm
Star Trek Beyond trailer to screen in front of Star Wars! (http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/star-trek-beyond-trailer-to-screen-in-front-of-star-wars-plus-new-tv-spot-708)
Hell yeah!
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: James Orenthal Cutler on December 07, 2015, 06:33:09 pm
Star Trek Beyond trailer to screen in front of Star Wars! (http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/star-trek-beyond-trailer-to-screen-in-front-of-star-wars-plus-new-tv-spot-708)

Hell no!
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on December 08, 2015, 12:22:53 am
CONFIRMED: No post-credits scene. (http://collider.com/star-wars-7-end-credits-scene/)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on December 08, 2015, 12:38:27 am
CONFIRMED: No post-credits scene. (http://collider.com/star-wars-7-end-credits-scene/)
Oh yeah, forgot about this. Pretty glad about it though.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The One Who Lurks on December 08, 2015, 01:05:49 am
CONFIRMED: No post-credits scene. (http://collider.com/star-wars-7-end-credits-scene/)

There really is a God.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Aaron on December 08, 2015, 01:12:55 am
CONFIRMED: No post-credits scene. (http://collider.com/star-wars-7-end-credits-scene/)

There really is a God.

Well, duh.

(https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5538f73ce4b030ef4eb3512a/558b2f19e4b0e82731869be7/55be3f52e4b0681497fac8a9/1440259064220/?format=1000w)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on December 09, 2015, 10:02:37 pm
 TFA red carpet to be streamed live on StarWars.com.  (http://www.starwarsnewsnet.com/2015/12/star-wars-the-force-awakens-red-carpet-event-to-be-streamed-live-at-starwars-com.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Aaron on December 13, 2015, 01:58:46 am
Steven Spielberg has already seen the film three times. (http://www.slashfilm.com/star-wars-bits-new-planets-soundtrack-listing-spielberg-has-seen-the-force-awakens-three-times/2/)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on December 13, 2015, 04:13:32 pm
 TFA review embargo to be lifted early Wednesday morning.  (http://www.starwarsnewsnet.com/2015/12/embargo-on-the-force-awakens-reviews-set-to-be-lifted-on-early-wednesday-morning.html)

Any predictions for the tomatometer? I'm going with 91%.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Aaron on December 13, 2015, 04:17:05 pm
TFA review embargo to be lifted early Wednesday morning.  (http://www.starwarsnewsnet.com/2015/12/embargo-on-the-force-awakens-reviews-set-to-be-lifted-on-early-wednesday-morning.html)

Any predictions for the tomatometer? I'm going with 91%.

86% for me.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on December 13, 2015, 04:20:51 pm
TFA review embargo to be lifted early Wednesday morning.  (http://www.starwarsnewsnet.com/2015/12/embargo-on-the-force-awakens-reviews-set-to-be-lifted-on-early-wednesday-morning.html)

Any predictions for the tomatometer? I'm going with 91%.

We need to bring back the Tomatometer predictions.

I say anywhere from 0%-100%
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on December 13, 2015, 04:22:17 pm
TFA review embargo to be lifted early Wednesday morning.  (http://www.starwarsnewsnet.com/2015/12/embargo-on-the-force-awakens-reviews-set-to-be-lifted-on-early-wednesday-morning.html)

Any predictions for the tomatometer? I'm going with 91%.

We need to bring back the Tomatometer predictions.

I say anywhere from 0%-100%
Agreed. Where's Bobby Conway when we need him?
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on December 13, 2015, 04:25:23 pm
TFA review embargo to be lifted early Wednesday morning.  (http://www.starwarsnewsnet.com/2015/12/embargo-on-the-force-awakens-reviews-set-to-be-lifted-on-early-wednesday-morning.html)

Any predictions for the tomatometer? I'm going with 91%.

We need to bring back the Tomatometer predictions.

I say anywhere from 0%-100%
Agreed. Where's Bobby Conway when we need him?

He's a YouTuber now.  And he just toppled NTS as my favorite one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qovqjE3TjXo   (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qovqjE3TjXo)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on December 13, 2015, 04:27:09 pm
TFA review embargo to be lifted early Wednesday morning.  (http://www.starwarsnewsnet.com/2015/12/embargo-on-the-force-awakens-reviews-set-to-be-lifted-on-early-wednesday-morning.html)

Any predictions for the tomatometer? I'm going with 91%.
Which means that is when I will stop visiting any site remotely related to film. Not risking spoilers.

As for Tomatometer, I'm gonna go 94%.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: J. Kashmir on December 13, 2015, 10:55:30 pm
TFA review embargo to be lifted early Wednesday morning.  (http://www.starwarsnewsnet.com/2015/12/embargo-on-the-force-awakens-reviews-set-to-be-lifted-on-early-wednesday-morning.html)

Any predictions for the tomatometer? I'm going with 91%.
Which means that is when I will stop visiting any site remotely related to film. Not risking spoilers.

As for Tomatometer, I'm gonna go 94%.
I'll probably take a look at the Tomatometer, but then stay off the Internet until Saturday afternoon.

I'm going to play it sake and predict a mid 80's to low 90's. Probably an 87%. Not as high as the original or Empire but more favorably received than Revenge of the Sith and Return of the Jedi.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on December 13, 2015, 10:56:34 pm
You guys are acting like knowing that the black guy dies (which he does) is a big spoiler.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on December 15, 2015, 09:39:53 am
(http://img2-3.timeinc.net/people/i/2015/news/151228/joseph-gordon-levitt-1024.jpg)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on December 15, 2015, 10:49:16 am
Gordon Day-Lewitt is playing Yoda in TFA? Why is this the first time I'm hearing of this?!
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on December 15, 2015, 02:05:34 pm
Not really TFA related, but this is hilarious. (https://www.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/comments/3wxhvz/psbattle_joseph_gordonlevitt_dressed_as_yoda_at/)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on December 15, 2015, 04:31:05 pm
First reactions are both positive and spoiler-free. (http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/several-spoiler-free-reactions-to-the-force-awakens---jj-did-it-386)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Aaron on December 15, 2015, 07:05:37 pm
There's even a Google Chrome extension which blocks any page that even mentions "The Force Awakens" (https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/force-block-the-star-wars/bplpphlobgcnjhoglonpnkooaaenlmol)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on December 16, 2015, 07:01:08 am
97% on RT. Consensus: "Packed with action and populated by both familiar faces and fresh blood, The Force Awakens successfully recalls the series' former glory while injecting it with renewed energy." (http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/star_wars_episode_vii_the_force_awakens/)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: J. Kashmir on December 16, 2015, 09:46:15 am
97% on RT. Consensus: "Packed with action and populated by both familiar faces and fresh blood, The Force Awakens successfully recalls the series' former glory while injecting it with renewed energy." (http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/star_wars_episode_vii_the_force_awakens/)
Great to hear, even if my prediction was too low.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Adolf_Tutler on December 16, 2015, 10:23:20 am
I'm going to cry...
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: ChillinDylan Godsend on December 16, 2015, 10:31:11 am
wow - 97%?  Trying not to get too excited, but it's difficult...
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Tho Master Fie on December 16, 2015, 10:56:47 am
wow - 97%?  Trying not to get too excited, but it's difficult...
Well, Jar Jar Abrams' Star Trek films have very good reviews as well...
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Tho Master Fie on December 16, 2015, 11:01:26 am
Luke Skywalker dies in the film.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The One Who Lurks on December 16, 2015, 11:18:30 am
97% on RT. Consensus: "Packed with action and populated by both familiar faces and fresh blood, The Force Awakens successfully recalls the series' former glory while injecting it with renewed energy." (http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/star_wars_episode_vii_the_force_awakens/)

Been reading through the reviews.

Even the positive ones say it copies a lot from A New Hope...which is exactly what I was afraid would happen.

Yay.

I'll still see it, but at this point it sounds like a 7/10 film.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on December 16, 2015, 12:28:41 pm
Told you guys it was a 10/10 somewhere over the rainbow.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: ChillinDylan Godsend on December 16, 2015, 01:56:01 pm
wow - 97%?  Trying not to get too excited, but it's difficult...
Well, Jar Jar Abrams' Star Trek films have very good reviews as well...

I liked both of the new Star Trek films...so......
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Gold Jeffblum on December 16, 2015, 02:01:36 pm
I'll likely give it ah a 4/10 or a 7/10.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on December 17, 2015, 08:40:41 am
The voice behind BB-8 is revealed to be Bill Hader! (http://www.people.com/article/bill-hader-is-voice-behind-bb8-droid-star-wars-force-awakens?xid=rss-fullcontent)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on December 17, 2015, 10:03:35 am
The voice behind BB-8 is revealed to be Bill Hader! (http://www.people.com/article/bill-hader-is-voice-behind-bb8-droid-star-wars-force-awakens?xid=rss-fullcontent)
lol that's awesome!
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: ChillinDylan Godsend on December 17, 2015, 11:01:57 am
I'll likely give it ah a 4/10 or a 7/10.

I'll likely give it a grade higher than that I gave to Return of the Jedi...
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Chris Bale on December 17, 2015, 12:37:15 pm
I'll likely give it ah a 4/10 or a 7/10.

I'll likely give it a grade higher than that I gave to Return of the Jedi...

So a Christian Bale/10
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on December 17, 2015, 03:33:28 pm
So it turns out that I'm going to see this film twice: tonight at 7:30 and tomorrow at 3:50 PM.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on December 17, 2015, 04:01:06 pm
So it turns out that I'm going to see this film twice: tonight at 7:30 and tomorrow at 3:50 PM.

Spoil the film when you get home.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on December 17, 2015, 04:01:31 pm
So it turns out that I'm going to see this film twice: tonight at 7:30 and tomorrow at 3:50 PM.
Spoil the film when you get home.
I will do no such thing.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on December 17, 2015, 04:10:54 pm
Clicked on something I shouldn't have.  Now it's spoiled.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on December 17, 2015, 07:21:33 pm
I'm in the theater now.

This feels like a dream.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Tho Master Fie on December 17, 2015, 07:31:34 pm
I'm in the theater now.

This feels like a dream.
A nightmare.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on December 17, 2015, 07:36:28 pm
I'm in the theater now.

This feels like a dream.

Tangerine Dream
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Chase Nyland on December 17, 2015, 08:00:54 pm
I'm in the theater now.

This feels like a dream.

Tangerine Dream

Pass that s.h.i.t.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on December 17, 2015, 08:08:40 pm
I'm in the theater now.

This feels like a dream.

Tangerine Dream

Pass that s.h.i.t.

Is Tangerine Dream a strain of weed?  Because I was talking about the band.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Chase Nyland on December 17, 2015, 08:13:18 pm
I'm in the theater now.

This feels like a dream.

Tangerine Dream

Pass that s.h.i.t.

Is Tangerine Dream a strain of weed?  Because I was talking about the band.
Hahaha I figured as much. Good band and yes it is a strain of weed. Coincidentally, that's one of my favorite strains.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on December 17, 2015, 08:22:08 pm
I'm in the theater now.

This feels like a dream.

Tangerine Dream

Pass that s.h.i.t.

Is Tangerine Dream a strain of weed?  Because I was talking about the band.
Hahaha I figured as much. Good band and yes it is a strain of weed. Coincidentally, that's one of my favorite strains.

Guess I'll add that to the Christmas wishlist.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Tho Master Fie on December 17, 2015, 08:32:34 pm
Going to go see this with my mother now.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on December 17, 2015, 08:33:32 pm
Going to go see this with my mother now.

You were born?
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Adolf_Tutler on December 17, 2015, 09:20:31 pm
Going to go see this with my mother now.

You were born?

I always thought he just pushed his way through the surface of a frozen lake like all pucklings do... that's how Canadians are born, right?
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Frankie on December 17, 2015, 09:40:57 pm
Going to see this tomorrow morning by myself!
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on December 17, 2015, 09:45:09 pm
Going to go see this with my mother now.

You were born?

I always thought he just pushed his way through the surface of a frozen lake like all pucklings do... that's how Canadians are born, right?

I always thought he was grown in a wheat field.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Frankie on December 17, 2015, 09:59:25 pm
Going to go see this with my mother now.

You were born?

I always thought he just pushed his way through the surface of a frozen lake like all pucklings do... that's how Canadians are born, right?

I always thought he was grown in a wheat field.

Just like you were born in a cotton field.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on December 17, 2015, 10:01:13 pm
Going to go see this with my mother now.

You were born?

I always thought he just pushed his way through the surface of a frozen lake like all pucklings do... that's how Canadians are born, right?

I always thought he was grown in a wheat field.

Just like you were born in a cotton field.

No.  I was born in your mom's vag.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: ChillinDylan Godsend on December 17, 2015, 10:04:13 pm
Going to go see this with my mother now.

You were born?

I always thought he just pushed his way through the surface of a frozen lake like all pucklings do... that's how Canadians are born, right?

I always thought he was grown in a wheat field.

Just like you were born in a cotton field.

Born into the family business you say?
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Frankie on December 18, 2015, 01:03:00 am
AFI put TFA in their top ten of 2015.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Tho Master Fie on December 18, 2015, 01:04:13 am
AFI put TFA in their top ten of 2015.
(http://www.singleblackmale.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/BlackManSmiling_Compressed.jpg)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Frankie on December 18, 2015, 01:26:10 am
Just saying, Braden...seems like you have the wrong opinion if AFI considered this great.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Frankie on December 18, 2015, 01:26:33 am
AFI's opinion is objective.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Tho Master Fie on December 18, 2015, 01:27:31 am
AFI's opinion is objective.
Disney paid AFI off.  I saw it happen.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Tho Master Fie on December 18, 2015, 01:27:53 am
Figures Spielberg would watch this thing 3 times...
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on December 18, 2015, 08:03:44 pm
TFA review embargo to be lifted early Wednesday morning.  (http://www.starwarsnewsnet.com/2015/12/embargo-on-the-force-awakens-reviews-set-to-be-lifted-on-early-wednesday-morning.html)

Any predictions for the tomatometer? I'm going with 91%.
Which means that is when I will stop visiting any site remotely related to film. Not risking spoilers.

As for Tomatometer, I'm gonna go 94%.
Just want to bump this because I was so close!
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on December 18, 2015, 11:30:48 pm
 Everyone who's returning for Episode VIII!  (http://www.starwarsnewsnet.com/2015/12/star-wars-episode-viii-whos-returning-after-the-force-awakens.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Aaron on December 18, 2015, 11:56:20 pm
It's already the highest-grossing film of all time in New Zealand (or so my dad has heard). Made $1.5 million on opening day.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on December 19, 2015, 01:02:15 pm
Oh, God, PLEEEEEEASE let this be true! (http://epicstream.com/news/Disney-To-Release-Original-Unaltered-Cut-Of-Star-Wars-Trilogy-On-Blu-ray)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Chase Nyland on December 19, 2015, 03:05:29 pm
I poop on Star Wars.

*runs away*
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: ChillinDylan Godsend on December 19, 2015, 04:48:14 pm
Oh, God, PLEEEEEEASE let this be true! (http://epicstream.com/news/Disney-To-Release-Original-Unaltered-Cut-Of-Star-Wars-Trilogy-On-Blu-ray)

somebody's been gettin' into the bag today I see...
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Danny Darkoh on December 19, 2015, 06:26:47 pm
YMS actually liked TFA... surprisingly...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtvPfpQXPyU
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: J. Kashmir on December 19, 2015, 06:42:39 pm
Oh, God, PLEEEEEEASE let this be true! (http://epicstream.com/news/Disney-To-Release-Original-Unaltered-Cut-Of-Star-Wars-Trilogy-On-Blu-ray)
Time fir me to actually upgrade to Blu-Ray...
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Aaron on December 19, 2015, 06:49:44 pm
Time fir me to actually upgrade to Blu-Ray...

(http://previews.123rf.com/images/shell114/shell1140907/shell114090700010/5178294-Great-fir-cone-Isolated-on-white-background--Stock-Photo.jpg)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: J. Kashmir on December 19, 2015, 07:13:38 pm
Also, are we going to use this thread for any other future Star Wars movies, or are new threads going to be made for each respective movie?
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on December 19, 2015, 07:18:28 pm
Also, are we going to use this thread for any other future Star Wars movies, or are new threads going to be made for each respective movie?
I'm gonna keep this thread going for everything Star Wars related.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: J. Kashmir on December 19, 2015, 07:23:16 pm
Also, are we going to use this thread for any other future Star Wars movies, or are new threads going to be made for each respective movie?
I'm gonna keep this thread going for everything Star Wars related.
Even if Dommy posts a bunch of Jennifer Lawrence nudes (because I fear that may happen)?
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on December 19, 2015, 07:27:41 pm
Also, are we going to use this thread for any other future Star Wars movies, or are new threads going to be made for each respective movie?
I'm gonna keep this thread going for everything Star Wars related.
Even if Dommy posts a bunch of Jennifer Lawrence ****s (because I fear that may happen)?
I'll just delete 'em.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on December 19, 2015, 07:32:56 pm
Daisy Ridley praises Rian Johnson's Episode VIII script. (http://screenrant.com/star-wars-8-daisy-ridley-script/)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: J. Kashmir on December 19, 2015, 07:38:27 pm
Also, are we going to use this thread for any other future Star Wars movies, or are new threads going to be made for each respective movie?
I'm gonna keep this thread going for everything Star Wars related.
Even if Dommy posts a bunch of Jennifer Lawrence ****s (because I fear that may happen)?
I'll just delete 'em.
True. You are a mod on this board, after all.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Robert Neville on December 19, 2015, 07:42:16 pm
Daisy Ridley praises Rian Johnson's Episode VIII script. (http://screenrant.com/star-wars-8-daisy-ridley-script/)

She doesn't say much, but this site did lead me to a couple (http://www.looper.com/6579/dumb-things-force-awakens-one-talking/?utm_source=zergnet.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=zergnet_820867/) of gifts (http://www.looper.com/6565/lukes-storyline-force-awakens-wasnt-worth-wait/?utm_source=zergnet.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=zergnet_820363/) for Diego and Braden (not reading those myself until I see the film, though I already have a good idea of what's in them.)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on December 19, 2015, 08:34:20 pm
Oh, God, PLEEEEEEASE let this be true! (http://epicstream.com/news/Disney-To-Release-Original-Unaltered-Cut-Of-Star-Wars-Trilogy-On-Blu-ray)
We hear this all the time, but it never pans out. I've stopped getting excited unless Disney comes out and says it themselves.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on December 20, 2015, 02:31:52 pm
 Abrams, Kasdan, and Arndt tells secrets about TFA, and explain more about that "vision" scene.  (http://www.starwarsnewsnet.com/2015/12/j-j-abrams-lawrence-kasdan-and-michael-arndt-reveal-new-secrets-about-the-force-awakens.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Adolf_Tutler on December 20, 2015, 02:36:21 pm
Abrams, Kasdan, and Arndt tells secrets about TFA, and explain more about that "vision" scene.  (http://www.starwarsnewsnet.com/2015/12/j-j-abrams-lawrence-kasdan-and-michael-arndt-reveal-new-secrets-about-the-force-awakens.html)

Hmm... so are we saying that TFA technically had Obi-Wan in it? Because if not, it's the first Star Wars movie in which he doesn't make an appearance.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on December 20, 2015, 02:37:35 pm
TFA opens to $517 million worldwide! (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/642539-star-wars-the-force-awakens-opens-to-517-million-worldwide#/slide/1)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on December 20, 2015, 02:40:30 pm
Abrams, Kasdan, and Arndt tells secrets about TFA, and explain more about that "vision" scene.  (http://www.starwarsnewsnet.com/2015/12/j-j-abrams-lawrence-kasdan-and-michael-arndt-reveal-new-secrets-about-the-force-awakens.html)

Hmm... so are we saying that TFA technically had Obi-Wan in it? Because if not, it's the first Star Wars movie in which he doesn't make an appearance.
Yep! It appears he actually speaks to Rey directly. Hopefully we get a some cool force ghost action in episode VIII.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Adolf_Tutler on December 20, 2015, 02:44:02 pm
Abrams, Kasdan, and Arndt tells secrets about TFA, and explain more about that "vision" scene.  (http://www.starwarsnewsnet.com/2015/12/j-j-abrams-lawrence-kasdan-and-michael-arndt-reveal-new-secrets-about-the-force-awakens.html)

Hmm... so are we saying that TFA technically had Obi-Wan in it? Because if not, it's the first Star Wars movie in which he doesn't make an appearance.
Yep! It appears he actually speaks to Rey directly. Hopefully we get a some cool force ghost action in episode VIII.

That's cool. I was sincerely hoping that McGregor would return for a cameo as a ghost. He was, after all, the best part of the prequels.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on December 20, 2015, 05:10:40 pm
"Too bad SW7 wasn't as good as it was. Or I might have wanted to watch it twice."

- Brendan Sullivan
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on December 20, 2015, 05:37:24 pm
"Too bad SW7 wasn't as good as it was. Or I might have wanted to watch it twice."

- Brendan Sullivan
Classic.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on December 20, 2015, 06:33:38 pm
TFA opens to $517 million worldwide! (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/642539-star-wars-the-force-awakens-opens-to-517-million-worldwide#/slide/1)

Jurassic World still has the worldwide record.

Jurassic World also made more on Saturday by 1 million.

Star Wars made almost 10 million dollars less that JW on Sunday.

But hey, whatever makes you nerds happy.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Aaron on December 20, 2015, 06:34:20 pm
TFA opens to $517 million worldwide! (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/642539-star-wars-the-force-awakens-opens-to-517-million-worldwide#/slide/1)

Jurassic World still has the worldwide record.

Jurassic World also made more on Saturday by 1 million.

Star Wars made almost 10 million dollars less that JW on Sunday.

But hey, whatever makes you nerds happy.

Jurassic World wasn't very good, though.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on December 20, 2015, 06:36:31 pm
TFA opens to $517 million worldwide! (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/642539-star-wars-the-force-awakens-opens-to-517-million-worldwide#/slide/1)

Jurassic World still has the worldwide record.

Jurassic World also made more on Saturday by 1 million.

Star Wars made almost 10 million dollars less that JW on Sunday.

But hey, whatever makes you nerds happy.

Jurassic World wasn't very good, though.

A) I don't like it, but all I'm seeing is these nerds rejoicing about Star Wars making more domestically.

B) Yet again, the point of a post flies over your head

And C) you gave it a 2/10 even though you only watched 10 minutes.  And then gave it a 9/10 after watching it.

Another lie?  Time to ban Aaron.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Aaron on December 20, 2015, 06:40:56 pm
TFA opens to $517 million worldwide! (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/642539-star-wars-the-force-awakens-opens-to-517-million-worldwide#/slide/1)

Jurassic World still has the worldwide record.

Jurassic World also made more on Saturday by 1 million.

Star Wars made almost 10 million dollars less that JW on Sunday.

But hey, whatever makes you nerds happy.

Jurassic World wasn't very good, though.

A) I don't like it, but all I'm seeing is these nerds rejoicing about Star Wars making more domestically.

B) Yet again, the point of a post flies over your head

And C) you gave it a 2/10 even though you only watched 10 minutes.  And then gave it a 9/10 after watching it.

Another lie?  Time to ban Aaron.

A) My bad. I thought you were implying that JW made more because it is the better film.

B) Yep.

C) I lowered it to a 7/10, but  I need to rewatch it, so it will probably drop even lower in the future.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on December 20, 2015, 06:42:41 pm

C) I lowered it to a 7/10, but  I need to rewatch it, so it will probably drop even lower in the future.

???

My mind is trying to decipher this.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Rupert Pupkin on December 20, 2015, 06:43:10 pm
Jurassic World still has the worldwide record.

Well, Jurassic World made $99 million in China on its opening weekend, and Star Wars didn't even open there.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Aaron on December 20, 2015, 06:54:25 pm

C) I lowered it to a 7/10, but  I need to rewatch it, so it will probably drop even lower in the future.

???

My mind is trying to decipher this.

>gave it 9/10
>thought about it for a day or two
>lowered it to a 7/10
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on December 20, 2015, 06:56:00 pm

C) I lowered it to a 7/10, but  I need to rewatch it, so it will probably drop even lower in the future.

???

My mind is trying to decipher this.

>gave it 9/10
>thought about it for a day or two
>lowered it to a 7/10

Not that, autist.

This



I need to rewatch it, so it will probably drop even lower in the future.

???

My mind is trying to decipher this.
[/quote]

>gave it 9/10
>thought about it for a day or two
>lowered it to a 7/10
[/quote]
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on December 20, 2015, 06:59:58 pm
Currently downloading the Star Wars Despecialized Editions.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Aaron on December 20, 2015, 07:02:01 pm

C) I lowered it to a 7/10, but  I need to rewatch it, so it will probably drop even lower in the future.

???

My mind is trying to decipher this.

>gave it 9/10
>thought about it for a day or two
>lowered it to a 7/10

Not that.

This



I need to rewatch it, so it will probably drop even lower in the future.

???

The main issue I had was the characters, but there is probably much more wrong with the film than just that. I'm hoping to get it for Christmas, so I can re-watch it.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on December 23, 2015, 01:12:03 am
 The power of Brendan is strong....  (http://letterboxd.com/rainus/film/star-wars-the-force-awakens/)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on December 23, 2015, 01:14:36 am
The power of Brendan is strong....  (http://letterboxd.com/rainus/film/star-wars-the-force-awakens/)
But... he didn't give it a perfect score...
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Robert Neville on December 23, 2015, 09:12:48 am
Episode VIII plot details LEAKED! (http://tinyurl.com/Episode-VIII-leak/)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on December 23, 2015, 10:10:16 am
Episode VIII plot details LEAKED! (http://tinyurl.com/Episode-VIII-leak/)

That reads "Empire Strikes Back".
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Tho Master Fie on December 23, 2015, 10:55:38 am
Episode VIII plot details LEAKED! (http://tinyurl.com/Episode-VIII-leak/)
I actually wouldn't be too surprised.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Danny Darkoh on December 23, 2015, 03:48:51 pm
The band that played in the cantina during A New Hope were called J!zz Wailers... I sh!t you not. Apparently, J!zz is a genre of music similar to Jazz in the Star Wars universe.

Also, there were supposed to be 20ft. creatures that were actually 20ft in real life, played by actors on stilts, called Yuzzums alongside the Ewoks in Return of the Jedi, and some costumes were actually made and tested. Unfortunately, the camera couldn't pick them up due to the height they were at, and thus, cut out of the film.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on December 26, 2015, 10:56:42 pm
The movie sets a new Christmas Day box office record. (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/643479-star-wars-the-force-awakens-sets-new-christmas-day-box-office-record#/slide/1)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on December 27, 2015, 03:06:19 pm
$1 BILLION! (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/643493-star-wars-the-force-awakens-surpasses-1-billion-in-record-time#/slide/1)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Robert Neville on December 27, 2015, 04:19:58 pm
$1 BILLION! (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/643493-star-wars-the-force-awakens-surpasses-1-billion-in-record-time#/slide/1)

So, that is fast enough to unseat Avatar, right? If so, I guess that's a good thing. Speaking of which, I have a feeling the second one next year will probably end up monstrously underperforming, at least relative to the "original" and the projections. There just seems to be so little all-around interest in it.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: ChillinDylan Godsend on December 27, 2015, 07:22:15 pm
Episode VIII plot details LEAKED! (http://tinyurl.com/Episode-VIII-leak/)
I actually wouldn't be too surprised.

I would be surprised - how would Rey be bested by Ren?  She already kicked his ass knowing absolutely nothing about the Force or a lightsaber - I figure a couple of hours in the training center and she could rule the world...
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on December 27, 2015, 07:25:29 pm

I would be surprised - how would Rey be bested by Ren?  She already kicked his ass knowing absolutely nothing about the Force or a lightsaber - I figure a couple of hours in the training center and she could rule the world...

YOU NEED A TEACHER!
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: ChillinDylan Godsend on December 27, 2015, 07:26:30 pm

I would be surprised - how would Rey be bested by Ren?  She already kicked his ass knowing absolutely nothing about the Force or a lightsaber - I figure a couple of hours in the training center and she could rule the world...

YOU NEED A TEACHER!

apparently not in the new Star Wars world...training not required...
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on December 27, 2015, 07:27:08 pm
apparently not in the new Star Wars world...training not required...

But he was gonna show us the ways of the Force...
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: ChillinDylan Godsend on December 27, 2015, 07:29:18 pm
apparently not in the new Star Wars world...training not required...

But he was gonna show us the ways of the Force...

That entire scene was a fucking catastrophe...it's almost as if Abrams had no knowledge of how the Force and becoming a Jedi works...
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on December 27, 2015, 07:32:47 pm
Oh hey look, this conversation again.

*yawn*
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on December 27, 2015, 07:33:15 pm
Oh hey look, this conversation again.

*yawn*
Tell me about it.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: ChillinDylan Godsend on December 27, 2015, 07:35:17 pm
Oh hey look, this conversation again.

*yawn*

At least it wasn't a narrator clumsily lying to an audience in order to manufacture a shock/emotional response...
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: J. Kashmir on December 28, 2015, 12:15:29 am
Oh hey look, this conversation again.

*yawn*

At least it wasn't a narrator clumsily lying to an audience in order to manufacture a shock/emotional response...
That was my big complaint with the film. It falls flat on itself even before the lie because in the opening monologue he says it's a story about how he made a movie so bad it killed someone.

But other than that (and my mild grievance regarding the underplaying of Earl), it was still a good film overall.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on December 28, 2015, 01:06:05 am
Oh hey look, this conversation again.

*yawn*

At least it wasn't a narrator clumsily lying to an audience in order to manufacture a shock/emotional response...
That was my big complaint with the film. It falls flat on itself even before the lie because in the opening monologue he says it's a story about how he made a movie so bad it killed someone.

But other than that (and my mild grievance regarding the underplaying of Earl), it was still a good film overall.
Well, it worked on my mom. Afterwards, she was mad that Greg had lied in the narration.

Then again, she has trouble paying attention in movies...
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: ChillinDylan Godsend on December 28, 2015, 12:14:57 pm
Oh hey look, this conversation again.

*yawn*

At least it wasn't a narrator clumsily lying to an audience in order to manufacture a shock/emotional response...
That was my big complaint with the film. It falls flat on itself even before the lie because in the opening monologue he says it's a story about how he made a movie so bad it killed someone.

But other than that (and my mild grievance regarding the underplaying of Earl), it was still a good film overall.

I gave it a 6/10 for the performances - I just thought it was incredibly lazy writing to straight up lie to the audience TWICE for the sole purpose of creating a shock emotion when the obvious happened.  It was easy to see coming if you were paying attention.  The narrative bait & switch was a massive fumble in my eyes.  I also had a difficult time really caring about any of the characters because 1) I've never known any people like the two main characters in my life and 2) Because they were both kind of assholes I really didn't care all that much if she died or if he was sad about it.  Again - I didn't hate it, but I thought it was another in a recent long line of unrealistic "coming of age" stories that is more interested in making an audience cry than anything else...
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on December 28, 2015, 07:15:58 pm
How Darth Vader would've appeared in the movie. (http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/see-how-darth-vader-would-have-appeared-in-the-force-awakens-308)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on December 28, 2015, 07:39:53 pm
How Darth Vader would've appeared in the movie. (http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/see-how-darth-vader-would-have-appeared-in-the-force-awakens-308)
As weird as it sounds, I'm totally down for Hayden Christensen returning. He deserves another chance.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Tho Master Fie on December 28, 2015, 07:45:30 pm
How Darth Vader would've appeared in the movie. (http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/see-how-darth-vader-would-have-appeared-in-the-force-awakens-308)
As weird as it sounds, I'm totally down for Hayden Christensen returning. He deserves another chance.
Not weird.  He's the best part of the franchise.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on December 28, 2015, 09:31:21 pm
The awkward is strong with this one...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tj-GZJhfBmI
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: ChillinDylan Godsend on December 28, 2015, 11:04:00 pm
How Darth Vader would've appeared in the movie. (http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/see-how-darth-vader-would-have-appeared-in-the-force-awakens-308)
As weird as it sounds, I'm totally down for Hayden Christensen returning. He deserves another chance.

as ghost Anakin?
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on December 28, 2015, 11:40:12 pm
How Darth Vader would've appeared in the movie. (http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/see-how-darth-vader-would-have-appeared-in-the-force-awakens-308)
As weird as it sounds, I'm totally down for Hayden Christensen returning. He deserves another chance.

as ghost Anakin?
Yep. I think it'd be cool to see.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: ChillinDylan Godsend on December 28, 2015, 11:46:36 pm
How Darth Vader would've appeared in the movie. (http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/see-how-darth-vader-would-have-appeared-in-the-force-awakens-308)
As weird as it sounds, I'm totally down for Hayden Christensen returning. He deserves another chance.

as ghost Anakin?
Yep. I think it'd be cool to see.

sure - wouldn't bother me in the least - as long as ghost Padme isn't standing next to him gazing into his ghost eyes...
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on December 30, 2015, 05:23:49 am
 Info on TFA's deleted scenes revealed!  (http://www.starwarsnewsnet.com/2015/12/the-deleted-scenes-of-star-wars-the-force-awakens.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Adolf_Tutler on December 30, 2015, 01:39:35 pm
Info on TFA's deleted scenes revealed!  (http://www.starwarsnewsnet.com/2015/12/the-deleted-scenes-of-star-wars-the-force-awakens.html)

"Kylo Ren and Supreme Leader Snoke had a discussion about Darth Vader. Snoke says that he viewed Vader as an exemplary individual who let sentiment get the better of him, and Kylo agrees. The conversation also reveals that Snoke was old enough to have witnessed the Clone Wars in their entirety."

#PlagueisLives
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on December 30, 2015, 03:06:20 pm
Info on TFA's deleted scenes revealed!  (http://www.starwarsnewsnet.com/2015/12/the-deleted-scenes-of-star-wars-the-force-awakens.html)

"Kylo Ren and Supreme Leader Snoke had a discussion about Darth Vader. Snoke says that he viewed Vader as an exemplary individual who let sentiment get the better of him, and Kylo agrees. The conversation also reveals that Snoke was old enough to have witnessed the Clone Wars in their entirety."

#PlagueisLives
Yes....very good....
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on December 30, 2015, 07:52:49 pm
$600 million domestically. (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/643871-star-wars-the-force-awakens-passes-600-million-domestically-in-record-time#/slide/1)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Danny Darkoh on December 31, 2015, 02:23:17 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYLZhDTITr0
This video basically condenses and summarizes all the info about the deleted scenes, concept art, and Michael Arndt's scrapped script. Some pretty cool stuff, highly suggest you check it out.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on January 01, 2016, 01:07:45 am
'Tis now the #8 highest-grossing film of all time. (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/644003-the-force-awakens-passes-frozen-to-become-the-8-movie-of-all-time#/slide/1)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Aaron on January 01, 2016, 01:09:52 am
'Tis now the #8 highest-grossing film of all time. (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/644003-the-force-awakens-passes-frozen-to-become-the-8-movie-of-all-time#/slide/1)

Watch it surpass Jurassic World next week.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on January 01, 2016, 06:47:29 pm
Blu-ray/DVD coming on April 5th. (http://makingstarwars.net/2015/12/star-wars-the-force-awakens-blu-ray-coming-april-5th/)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Adolf_Tutler on January 01, 2016, 09:12:02 pm
Blu-ray/DVD coming on April 5th. (http://makingstarwars.net/2015/12/star-wars-the-force-awakens-blu-ray-coming-april-5th/)

Price: One quarter portion.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Refn in Treet on January 01, 2016, 09:17:05 pm
Blu-ray/DVD coming on April 5th. (http://makingstarwars.net/2015/12/star-wars-the-force-awakens-blu-ray-coming-april-5th/)

Price: One quarter portion.

This comment may have held some form of comedic weight had the quarter portion been a form of paper currency, but it isn't.  It is the product that the residents of the desert planet known simply as Jakku slave over.  A product, it is.  Not currency.

Perhaps you should try harder next time.  But that may be asking too much from a boy.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Robert_Neville on January 01, 2016, 09:26:25 pm
Blu-ray/DVD coming on April 5th. (http://makingstarwars.net/2015/12/star-wars-the-force-awakens-blu-ray-coming-april-5th/)

Price: One quarter portion.

This comment may have held some form of comedic weight had the quarter portion been a form of paper currency, but it isn't.  It is the product that the residents of the desert planet known simply as Jakku slave over.  A product, it is.  Not currency.

Perhaps you should try harder next time.  But that may be asking too much from a boy.

Very well, my simian friend. You have, as the saying goes, "asked for it." Jakku clearly operates off of a barter-and-trade economy, as when Rey is paid for her efforts to collect items for Unkar Plutt, she is not given paper currency to then use to purchase items of value-- she is instead given the food items as compensation. Extrapolating from this isolated situation, one can reason that the community of Nima Outpost does not have a currency, and instead exists solely on trading and bartering items of value. Clearly this is accurate, as it does not violate the laws of thermodynamics (although it is a form of capitalism-- gross). The humor in my comment was to be found in the comparison between our concept of money and the so-called "portions" in the new Star Wars film. I can see that you are a rather unintelligent fellow, and that you are essentially devoid of any ability to deduce such things on your own, so I suppose I had to explain it for you.

Hail the Motherland.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Refn in Treet on January 01, 2016, 09:36:19 pm


Very well, my simian friend. You have, as the saying goes, "asked for it." Jakku clearly operates off of a barter-and-trade economy, as when Rey is paid for her efforts to collect items for Unkar Plutt, she is not given paper currency to then use to purchase items of value-- she is instead given the food items as compensation. Extrapolating from this isolated situation, one can reason that the community of Nima Outpost does not have a currency, and instead exists solely on trading and bartering items of value. Clearly this is accurate, as it does not violate the laws of thermodynamics (although it is a form of capitalism-- gross). The humor in my comment was to be found in the comparison between our concept of money and the so-called "portions" in the new Star Wars film. I can see that you are a rather unintelligent fellow, and that you are essentially devoid of any ability to deduce such things on your own, so I suppose I had to explain it for you.

Hail the Motherland.

Cute, but incorrect.  You've poised the theory of barter and trade system within the Jakku system, yet many, including Director JJ Abrams, have destroyed this belief:

Quote from: JJ Abrams

Lots of slow witted homo-erectus like humans seem to believe that Jakku operated under a trade system, which I have to say that is false.  They're a planet clearly operating with an alien system known as Flound-and-Fap.


As for why your 'joke' is skull numbing at best, you make the assumption that humans would even own these "portions" which they do not.  You say to compare them to the US dollar, but this is clearly false.  Obviously, Jakku has a low standard of living, meaning that the portions are clearly not effective.  The average price of one Blu Ray for Star Wars would be around $30.  That means that one quarter portion is equal to $30. And so, your joke seems to imply that one quarter portion is of more worth than one US dollar!  POPPYCOCK! 

In layman's terms, your joke is stupid.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Robert_Neville on January 01, 2016, 10:00:06 pm


Very well, my simian friend. You have, as the saying goes, "asked for it." Jakku clearly operates off of a barter-and-trade economy, as when Rey is paid for her efforts to collect items for Unkar Plutt, she is not given paper currency to then use to purchase items of value-- she is instead given the food items as compensation. Extrapolating from this isolated situation, one can reason that the community of Nima Outpost does not have a currency, and instead exists solely on trading and bartering items of value. Clearly this is accurate, as it does not violate the laws of thermodynamics (although it is a form of capitalism-- gross). The humor in my comment was to be found in the comparison between our concept of money and the so-called "portions" in the new Star Wars film. I can see that you are a rather unintelligent fellow, and that you are essentially devoid of any ability to deduce such things on your own, so I suppose I had to explain it for you.

Hail the Motherland.

Cute, but incorrect.  You've poised the theory of barter and trade system within the Jakku system, yet many, including Director JJ Abrams, have destroyed this belief:

Quote from: JJ Abrams

Lots of slow witted homo-erectus like humans seem to believe that Jakku operated under a trade system, which I have to say that is false.  They're a planet clearly operating with an alien system known as Flound-and-Fap.


As for why your 'joke' is skull numbing at best, you make the assumption that humans would even own these "portions" which they do not.  You say to compare them to the US dollar, but this is clearly false.  Obviously, Jakku has a low standard of living, meaning that the portions are clearly not effective.  The average price of one Blu Ray for Star Wars would be around $30.  That means that one quarter portion is equal to $30. And so, your joke seems to imply that one quarter portion is of more worth than one US dollar!  POPPYCOCK! 

In layman's terms, your joke is stupid.

I'd ask why you did not attribute that quote to a source, but that would be a waste of my time, as I know why you did not-- it does not exist. While I would be willing to believe that JJ Abrams, the director of such horrible films as Super 8 and... er... others... would not have a fundamental understanding of the laws of physics, I am certain that he has at least a rudimentary grasp of the economics of a world that he created. As for your laughable assertion that the portions are not worth as much as, say, a $35 blu-ray at Best Buy, I laugh at your filthy capitalist belief in your American monetary system. Also, you overlook the fact that value is relative. In the middle of the desert, where Nima Outpost is, paper money is worthless compared to a bit of food or a glass of cold water. Similarly, when the New Soviet Republic lays your nation to waste, you will be begging for one-quarter portion, and willing to trade all of your worthless American paper bills and blu-rays for it.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Refn in Treet on January 01, 2016, 11:58:55 pm
Your incompetence is baffling.  You give Abrams too much credit.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Robert_Neville on January 02, 2016, 12:30:37 am
Your incompetence is baffling.  You give Abrams too much credit.

The conciseness of your response, coupled with your feeble ad hominem attack, tells me that I have won this argument. Victory for Mother Russia!
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Refn in Treet on January 02, 2016, 12:46:31 am
Your incompetence is baffling.  You give Abrams too much credit.

The conciseness of your response, coupled with your feeble ad hominem attack, tells me that I have won this argument. Victory for Mother Russia!

Perhaps.  Perhaps not.  Perhaps go engage in sexual intercourse with yourself.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Rupert Pupkin on January 02, 2016, 12:48:50 am
This has been a great conversation. I'm on Team Treet so far.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Refn in Treet on January 02, 2016, 12:49:46 am
This has been a great conversation. I'm on Team Treet so far.

Then you are on the side of knowledge and wisdom.  Young lad, you are destined for greatness.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on January 02, 2016, 12:53:51 am
The original voice of Boba Fett dies at age 95. (http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/jason-wingreen-dead-all-family-851697?utm_source=twitter)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Robert_Neville on January 02, 2016, 01:10:44 am
This has been a great conversation. I'm on Team Treet so far.

I can see why one might think that, but only if you were to value mediocre grammar and uncreative insults over the cold, hard truth that is thermodynamics.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: James Orenthal Cutler on January 02, 2016, 01:12:17 am
This has been a great conversation. I'm on Team Treet so far.

I can see why one might think that, but only if you were to value mediocre grammar and uncreative insults over the cold, hard truth that is thermodynamics.

He's an admin, you know.  He can ban ya.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Robert_Neville on January 02, 2016, 01:16:00 am
This has been a great conversation. I'm on Team Treet so far.

I can see why one might think that, but only if you were to value mediocre grammar and uncreative insults over the cold, hard truth that is thermodynamics.

He's an admin, you know.  He can ban ya.

By the power of impossibly long text posts, I shall not be struck down. You do not know the power that is thermodynamics.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Refn in Treet on January 02, 2016, 01:17:12 am
This has been a great conversation. I'm on Team Treet so far.

I can see why one might think that, but only if you were to value mediocre grammar and uncreative insults over the cold, hard truth that is theynamics.

Misspelled 'thermodynamics', Mr. Neville.  And where did you receive your PhD in Physics?  I'll have them discredited.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Robert_Neville on January 02, 2016, 01:19:25 am
This has been a great conversation. I'm on Team Treet so far.

I can see why one might think that, but only if you were to value mediocre grammar and uncreative insults over the cold, hard truth that is theynamics.

Misspelled 'thermodynamics', Mr. Neville.  And where did you receive your PhD in Physics?  I'll have them discredited.

I thought you were a Treet Johnson impersonator, not a Chris Conley one...
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Refn in Treet on January 02, 2016, 01:21:02 am

I thought you were a Treet Johnson impersonator, not a Chris Conley one...

And I thought you had some semblance of intelligent thought. Guess we're both wrong.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: James Orenthal Cutler on January 02, 2016, 01:24:34 am


Bill Nye



Neil DeGrasse Tyson
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Diego Tutweiller_ on January 02, 2016, 01:28:40 am
While you two are arguing, I'll go stream movies on my computer and ruin the theater industry.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Adolf_Tutler on January 02, 2016, 01:48:33 am
While you two are arguing, I'll go stream movies on my computer and ruin the theater industry.

Cute. I'd make a parody account of you, but let's be honest here, you're basically a parody of yourself already.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Aaron on January 02, 2016, 01:49:28 am
While you two are arguing, I'll go stream movies on my computer and ruin the theater industry.

Cute. I'd make a parody account of you, but let's be honest here, you're basically a parody of yourself already.

OUCH.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on January 02, 2016, 12:11:50 pm
While you two are arguing, I'll go stream movies on my computer and ruin the theater industry.

Cute. I'd make a parody account of you, but let's be honest here, you're basically a parody of yourself already.

Damn, brah.  Why did you just diss yourself?
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on January 02, 2016, 03:52:51 pm
TFA passes Titanic at the domestic box office. (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/644103-star-wars-the-force-awakens-passes-titanic-at-the-domestic-box-office#/slide/1)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on January 02, 2016, 05:46:35 pm
TFA passes Titanic at the domestic box office. (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/644103-star-wars-the-force-awakens-passes-titanic-at-the-domestic-box-office#/slide/1)
:D
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on January 02, 2016, 05:56:22 pm
TFA passes Titanic at the domestic box office. (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/644103-star-wars-the-force-awakens-passes-titanic-at-the-domestic-box-office#/slide/1)
Next stop: Blue Pocahontas!
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on January 03, 2016, 08:50:41 pm
'Tis now the 6th highest grossing film of all time. (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/644121-star-wars-the-force-awakens-crosses-1-5-billion-in-19-days#/slide/1)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Aaron on January 04, 2016, 06:22:08 pm
It might just be a day away from stealing Avatar's B.O. crown (http://www.imdb.com/news/ni59338041?pf_rd_m=A2FGELUUNOQJNL&pf_rd_p=1920909362&pf_rd_r=1FBKM4KJWYNGWRMDDZHC&pf_rd_s=center-3&pf_rd_t=15061&pf_rd_i=homepage&ref_=hm_nw_au_tp1)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on January 04, 2016, 06:36:41 pm
That's stupid.  Everyone knows Avatar's real crown is the 2.8 billion it made worldwide.  Star Wars has a chance at getting that, but I'm not putting any bets on either or.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Aaron on January 04, 2016, 06:37:40 pm
That's stupid.  Everyone knows Avatar's real crown is the 2.8 billion it made worldwide.  Star Wars has a chance at getting that, but I'm not putting any bets on either or.

Or what?
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on January 04, 2016, 06:46:23 pm
That's stupid.  Everyone knows Avatar's real crown is the 2.8 billion it made worldwide.  Star Wars has a chance at getting that, but I'm not putting any bets on either or.

Or what?

-_-
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Tho Master Fie on January 04, 2016, 10:11:07 pm
That's stupid.  Everyone knows Avatar's real crown is the 2.8 billion it made worldwide.  Star Wars has a chance at getting that, but I'm not putting any bets on either or.

Or what?
You deserve to be banned for this continuous idiocy.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on January 04, 2016, 10:22:22 pm
That's stupid.  Everyone knows Avatar's real crown is the 2.8 billion it made worldwide.  Star Wars has a chance at getting that, but I'm not putting any bets on either or.

Or what?
Wow, you're so funny.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on January 04, 2016, 10:31:46 pm
That's stupid.  Everyone knows Avatar's real crown is the 2.8 billion it made worldwide.  Star Wars has a chance at getting that, but I'm not putting any bets on either or.

Or what?
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-FU9v-kmJjmk/U8lcU4OhN7I/AAAAAAAApLs/KYWSFDyE-fQ/s1600/too+damn+high+stupidity.jpg)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on January 04, 2016, 10:32:55 pm
That's stupid.  Everyone knows Avatar's real crown is the 2.8 billion it made worldwide.  Star Wars has a chance at getting that, but I'm not putting any bets on either or.

Or what?
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-FU9v-kmJjmk/U8lcU4OhN7I/AAAAAAAApLs/KYWSFDyE-fQ/s1600/too+damn+high+stupidity.jpg)
10/10
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Aaron on January 04, 2016, 11:01:03 pm
All this for making a joke at what I thought was a spelling error...
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on January 04, 2016, 11:02:41 pm
All this for making a joke at what I thought was a spelling error...

When you're consistently stupid on a daily basis, you should expect this.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on January 04, 2016, 11:06:38 pm
All this for making a joke at what I thought was a spelling error...
Don't try to play victim. You instigate this kind of stuff, dimwit.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Adolf_Tutler on January 04, 2016, 11:10:53 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/ZtsQi41.png)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on January 04, 2016, 11:12:54 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/ZtsQi41.png)

5/7
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Gold Jeffblum on January 04, 2016, 11:13:01 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/ZtsQi41.png)
This is why we ah can't ban Aaron. These wonderful posts will stop.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Aaron on January 04, 2016, 11:14:35 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/ZtsQi41.png)

This made me laugh.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on January 04, 2016, 11:18:06 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/ZtsQi41.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/sZm8bUu.jpg)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on January 04, 2016, 11:19:44 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/ZtsQi41.png)
This is why we ah can't ban Aaron. These wonderful posts will stop.
True. He is a necessary evil.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on January 04, 2016, 11:20:46 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/ZtsQi41.png)
Lol.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on January 05, 2016, 02:18:22 am
"Emo Kylo Ren": https://mobile.twitter.com/kylor3n?lang=en

"Very Lonely Luke": https://mobile.twitter.com/VeryLonelyLuke

Spent the last few hours reading through these. Great stuff.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Adolf_Tutler on January 05, 2016, 02:43:45 am
"Emo Kylo Ren": https://mobile.twitter.com/kylor3n?lang=en

"Very Lonely Luke": https://mobile.twitter.com/VeryLonelyLuke

Spent the last few hours reading through these. Great stuff.

Very funny... but I wish they'd used "Hoth Topic."
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on January 05, 2016, 03:12:03 am
"Emo Kylo Ren": https://mobile.twitter.com/kylor3n?lang=en

"Very Lonely Luke": https://mobile.twitter.com/VeryLonelyLuke

Spent the last few hours reading through these. Great stuff.

Very funny... but I wish they'd used "Hoth Topic."
They did. It's where Kylo Ren buys his winter gear.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Adolf_Tutler on January 05, 2016, 03:13:04 am
"Emo Kylo Ren": https://mobile.twitter.com/kylor3n?lang=en

"Very Lonely Luke": https://mobile.twitter.com/VeryLonelyLuke

Spent the last few hours reading through these. Great stuff.

Very funny... but I wish they'd used "Hoth Topic."
They did. It's where Kylo Ren buys his winter gear.

Ha! Totally missed that for some reason.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on January 05, 2016, 02:29:38 pm
'Tis now the 4th highest grossing film of all time. (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/644595-the-force-awakens-passes-furious-7-and-the-avengers-at-the-worldwide-box-office#/slide/1)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: J. Kashmir on January 06, 2016, 12:41:02 am
 The "Plagueis lives" theory is in jeopardy.  (http://www.cinemablend.com/m/new/Popular-Supreme-Leader-Snoke-Theory-Just-Took-Major-Hit-103707.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on January 06, 2016, 12:50:24 pm
It's now the highest grossing film of all time...














...domestically. (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/644833-the-force-awakens-passing-avatar-to-become-the-biggest-film-ever-domestically#/slide/1)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on January 06, 2016, 12:53:38 pm
It's now the highest grossing film of all time...

...domestically. (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/644833-the-force-awakens-passing-avatar-to-become-the-biggest-film-ever-domestically#/slide/1)
Well, it opens in China this weekend, so....
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on January 06, 2016, 12:57:05 pm
Rumor has it that the Rogue One trailer will debut with Captain America 3. (http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/rumor-1st-rogue-one-a-star-wars-story-trailer-to-debut-with-civil-war-621)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on January 06, 2016, 12:58:00 pm
It's now the highest grossing film of all time...

...domestically. (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/644833-the-force-awakens-passing-avatar-to-become-the-biggest-film-ever-domestically#/slide/1)
Well, it opens in China this weekend, so....
And if it matches Jurassic World's numbers in China (at minimum), that's another $200+ million. I think it'll definitely pass Titanic but Avatar is looking hard to reach.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Rupert Pupkin on January 06, 2016, 06:35:49 pm
45 Star Wars: The Force Awakens plot details explained by the novelization (http://news.yahoo.com/45-star-wars-force-awakens-220000481.html?nf=1).

This was a good read.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on January 06, 2016, 06:45:29 pm
It's now the highest grossing film of all time...

...domestically. (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/644833-the-force-awakens-passing-avatar-to-become-the-biggest-film-ever-domestically#/slide/1)
Well, it opens in China this weekend, so....
And if it matches Jurassic World's numbers in China (at minimum), that's another $200+ million. I think it'll definitely pass Titanic but Avatar is looking hard to reach.

Analysts are projecting a total haul of 2.4-2.5 billion, which seems totally perfect.  I'm just saying that making an extra billion worldwide is not easy and 2nd highest unadjusted Box Office is still not a joke. 
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on January 06, 2016, 08:42:10 pm
45 Star Wars: The Force Awakens plot details explained by the novelization (http://news.yahoo.com/45-star-wars-force-awakens-220000481.html?nf=1).

This was a good read.
If they have a love triangle, I'll probably go on a murderous rampage.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on January 06, 2016, 08:44:45 pm
45 Star Wars: The Force Awakens plot details explained by the novelization (http://news.yahoo.com/45-star-wars-force-awakens-220000481.html?nf=1).

This was a good read.
If they have a love triangle, I'll probably go on a murderous rampage.

But no.  It'll be who gets Poe.  Not who gets Rey.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on January 06, 2016, 09:07:08 pm
45 Star Wars: The Force Awakens plot details explained by the novelization (http://news.yahoo.com/45-star-wars-force-awakens-220000481.html?nf=1).

This was a good read.
If they have a love triangle, I'll probably go on a murderous rampage.

But no.  It'll be who gets Poe.  Not who gets Rey.
Ok, I can work with this...
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on January 06, 2016, 09:15:36 pm
45 Star Wars: The Force Awakens plot details explained by the novelization (http://news.yahoo.com/45-star-wars-force-awakens-220000481.html?nf=1).

This was a good read.
I might have to pick this up and give it a read if I ever find the time. It sounds like it adds a lot to the story.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on January 07, 2016, 07:49:01 am
Lol

(http://i.imgur.com/XLDY6C0.png)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on January 07, 2016, 08:08:37 am
Lol

(http://i.imgur.com/XLDY6C0.png)
Did Danny Oh make this?
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Caleb Paasche on January 07, 2016, 09:50:59 am
Lol

(http://i.imgur.com/XLDY6C0.png)
Lol, this person's an idiot. Although Batman vs. Superman will probably make bank.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on January 07, 2016, 11:13:00 am
Lol

(http://i.imgur.com/XLDY6C0.png)
Ha. That's cute.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on January 07, 2016, 12:46:49 pm
Possible spoilery plot/character details for Rogue One. (http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/spoilers-possible-plot-character-details-for-rogue-one-a-star-wars-story-136)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on January 07, 2016, 07:31:20 pm
No. (https://www.change.org/p/disney-lucasfilm-kathleen-kennedy-george-lucas-back-to-the-star-wars-movies?recruiter=461480390&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=copylink)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Aaron on January 07, 2016, 07:34:58 pm
No. (https://www.change.org/p/disney-lucasfilm-kathleen-kennedy-george-lucas-back-to-the-star-wars-movies?recruiter=461480390&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=copylink)

(http://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/10/OMG-Facepalm-GIF.gif?gs=a)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on January 07, 2016, 07:39:18 pm

(http://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/10/OMG-Facepalm-GIF.gif?gs=a)

John and Kate's new sex tape?
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on January 07, 2016, 07:39:53 pm
No. (https://www.change.org/p/disney-lucasfilm-kathleen-kennedy-george-lucas-back-to-the-star-wars-movies?recruiter=461480390&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=copylink)

Since they're remaking the original trilogy, might as well.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Aaron on January 07, 2016, 07:42:01 pm

(http://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/10/OMG-Facepalm-GIF.gif?gs=a)

John and Kate's new sex tape?

Can't wait to see the pilot episode of The Tylers next month.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on January 07, 2016, 07:48:55 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/DvZrmQol.jpg)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on January 07, 2016, 07:56:08 pm
No. (https://www.change.org/p/disney-lucasfilm-kathleen-kennedy-george-lucas-back-to-the-star-wars-movies?recruiter=461480390&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=copylink)
Not a huge fan of the Colin Trevorrow choice myself, but yeah, let's not....
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on January 07, 2016, 08:34:32 pm
 TR8-TOR trooper gets a name and background!  (http://www.starwarsnewsnet.com/2016/01/star-wars-the-force-awakens-traitor-trooper-officially-named-given-backstory.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: J. Kashmir on January 08, 2016, 02:09:43 am
No. (https://www.change.org/p/disney-lucasfilm-kathleen-kennedy-george-lucas-back-to-the-star-wars-movies?recruiter=461480390&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=copylink)
Not a huge fan of the Colin Trevorrow choice myself, but yeah, let's not....
I'd rather have either Duncan Jones or Brad Bird.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on January 08, 2016, 02:56:31 am
No. (https://www.change.org/p/disney-lucasfilm-kathleen-kennedy-george-lucas-back-to-the-star-wars-movies?recruiter=461480390&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=copylink)
Not a huge fan of the Colin Trevorrow choice myself, but yeah, let's not....
I'd rather have either Duncan Jones or Brad Bird.
Agreed.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on January 08, 2016, 04:50:51 pm
 Bel Powley up for role in Episode VIII?  (http://www.starwarsnewsnet.com/2016/01/bel-powley-up-for-role-in-star-wars-episode-viii.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on January 09, 2016, 03:26:58 pm
J.J. Abrams addresses critiques of retreading the original trilogy. (http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/jj-abrams-has-some-thoughts-on-those-the-force-awakens-rip-off-critiques-916)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on January 10, 2016, 02:38:20 pm
Now the 3rd highest grossing film of all time and the first film domestically to make over $800 million. (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/645637-star-wars-the-force-awakens-is-now-the-3-movie-of-all-time#/slide/1)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The One Who Lurks on January 10, 2016, 08:25:33 pm
J.J. Abrams addresses critiques of retreading the original trilogy. (http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/jj-abrams-has-some-thoughts-on-those-the-force-awakens-rip-off-critiques-916)

Nice to see that he at least admits it, which will give a lovely middle finger to the people that tried to deny it.

Not really much of a justification for it, though.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on January 11, 2016, 01:16:25 pm
Star Wars: Episode VIII will be much darker in tone than TFA. (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/646327-star-wars-episode-viii-is-much-darker-in-tone-says-john-boyega#/slide/1)

The shortlist of actors for the Han Solo spin-off have been revealed. (http://variety.com/2016/film/news/star-wars-han-solo-spinoff-actors-1201675519/)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on January 11, 2016, 01:29:29 pm
Star Wars: Episode VIII will be much darker in tone than TFA. (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/646327-star-wars-episode-viii-is-much-darker-in-tone-says-john-boyega#/slide/1)

The shortlist of actors for the Han Solo spin-off have been revealed. (http://variety.com/2016/film/news/star-wars-han-solo-spinoff-actors-1201675519/)
1. Ooh...I'm excited...

2. I really hope it isn't Teller, Elgort, or Franco. I can deal with the others though. As awful as Reynor was in AoE, I'm willing to give him another shot.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on January 11, 2016, 01:34:58 pm
The shortlist of actors for the Han Solo spin-off have been revealed. (http://variety.com/2016/film/news/star-wars-han-solo-spinoff-actors-1201675519/)
2. I really hope it isn't Teller, Elgort, or Franco. I can deal with the others though. As awful as Reynor was in AoE, I'm willing to give him another shot.
I think I'd be ok with Elgort. No to Teller and Franco though. None of the other names really stand out to me either.

I just want Taron Edgerton...
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on January 11, 2016, 02:47:35 pm
Teller looks like a Mogwai.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Rupert Pupkin on January 11, 2016, 04:24:06 pm
Damn, I don't really like any of these choices. I would have chosen Garrett Hedlund, Taron Egerton, or Anthony Ingruber (provided he could actually bring something to the role besides looking like Ford).
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on January 11, 2016, 04:42:24 pm
Damn, I don't really like any of these choices. I would have chosen Garrett Hedlund, Taron Egerton, or Anthony Ingruber (provided he could actually bring something to the role besides looking like Ford).
Those would be my top 3 as well. Hedlund might be too old, but he'd be great for the part.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on January 11, 2016, 04:43:34 pm
Anthony Ingruber (provided he could actually bring something to the role besides looking like Ford).
That's what bothers me a lot when people keep suggesting this dude. Yes, he looks like Ford, and yes, he already played a younger Ford, but there's more to it than that. And no, some impressions on YouTube don't cut it (IMO).
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Danny Darkoh on January 11, 2016, 04:45:46 pm
Anthony Ingruber (provided he could actually bring something to the role besides looking like Ford).
That's what bothers me a lot when people keep suggesting this dude. Yes, he looks like Ford, and yes, he already played a younger Ford, but there's more to it than that. And no, some impressions on YouTube don't cut it (IMO).
He played a young Harrison Ford in Age of Adaline though.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on January 11, 2016, 04:47:36 pm
Anthony Ingruber (provided he could actually bring something to the role besides looking like Ford).
That's what bothers me a lot when people keep suggesting this dude. Yes, he looks like Ford, and yes, he already played a younger Ford, but there's more to it than that. And no, some impressions on YouTube don't cut it (IMO).
He played a young Harrison Ford in Age of Adaline though.
I acknowledged that. And a young Harrison Ford in a romance movie =/= young Han Solo. Han Solo is on a whole different level.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Rupert Pupkin on January 11, 2016, 04:49:11 pm
Anthony Ingruber (provided he could actually bring something to the role besides looking like Ford).
That's what bothers me a lot when people keep suggesting this dude. Yes, he looks like Ford, and yes, he already played a younger Ford, but there's more to it than that. And no, some impressions on YouTube don't cut it (IMO).
I agree, but if he actually does have talent, then why not cast him? I think he deserves an audition, at least.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Andrew Milito on January 11, 2016, 04:51:21 pm
Anthony Ingruber (provided he could actually bring something to the role besides looking like Ford).
That's what bothers me a lot when people keep suggesting this dude. Yes, he looks like Ford, and yes, he already played a younger Ford, but there's more to it than that. And no, some impressions on YouTube don't cut it (IMO).
I agree, but if he actually does have talent, then why not cast him? I think he deserves an audition, at least.
Sure. I'm not opposed to casting him, but I don't want them to cast him just because he looks like Ford and can do a decent impression. If they're gonna get him, it better be because he understands the character and brings something to the role.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Rupert Pupkin on January 11, 2016, 04:55:11 pm
Anthony Ingruber (provided he could actually bring something to the role besides looking like Ford).
That's what bothers me a lot when people keep suggesting this dude. Yes, he looks like Ford, and yes, he already played a younger Ford, but there's more to it than that. And no, some impressions on YouTube don't cut it (IMO).
I agree, but if he actually does have talent, then why not cast him? I think he deserves an audition, at least.
Sure. I'm not opposed to casting him, but I don't want them to cast him just because he looks like Ford and can do a decent impression. If they're gonna get him, it better be because he understands the character and brings something to the role.
Agreed. Still though, Ingruber just doing a Ford impression would be better than half the guys on the shortlist.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on January 11, 2016, 05:02:51 pm
Ingruber just doing a Ford impression would be better than half the guys on the shortlist.
So true. If Teller gets cast, I'd be pretty pissed.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on January 12, 2016, 04:10:29 am
Fear not, those who art worried about the involvement of Signior Colin Trevorrow, for that gent and Signior Rian Johnson shalt worketh together closely on Star Wars: Episodes VIII and IX. (http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/rian-johnson-colin-trevorrow-working-together-closely-on-star-wars-sequels-258)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on January 12, 2016, 08:11:25 pm
 Benicio del Toro briefly talks about his role in Star Wars Episode VIII.  (http://www.starwarsnewsnet.com/2016/01/benicio-del-toro-briefly-talks-about-his-role-in-star-wars-episode-viii.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Caleb Paasche on January 12, 2016, 08:12:47 pm
Fear not, those who art worried about the involvement of Signior Colin Trevorrow, for that gent and Signior Rian Johnson shalt worketh together closely on Star Wars: Episodes VIII and IX. (http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/rian-johnson-colin-trevorrow-working-together-closely-on-star-wars-sequels-258)
I wish Johnson would work on something original instead...
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on January 12, 2016, 08:16:28 pm
Fear not, those who art worried about the involvement of Signior Colin Trevorrow, for that gent and Signior Rian Johnson shalt worketh together closely on Star Wars: Episodes VIII and IX. (http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/rian-johnson-colin-trevorrow-working-together-closely-on-star-wars-sequels-258)
I wish Johnson would work on something original instead...

I wish John would stop talking like that...
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Caleb Paasche on January 12, 2016, 08:26:58 pm
Fear not, those who art worried about the involvement of Signior Colin Trevorrow, for that gent and Signior Rian Johnson shalt worketh together closely on Star Wars: Episodes VIII and IX. (http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/rian-johnson-colin-trevorrow-working-together-closely-on-star-wars-sequels-258)
I wish Johnson would work on something original instead...

I wish John would stop talking like that...
Well, that too.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on January 12, 2016, 08:42:52 pm
Fear not, those who art worried about the involvement of Signior Colin Trevorrow, for that gent and Signior Rian Johnson shalt worketh together closely on Star Wars: Episodes VIII and IX. (http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/rian-johnson-colin-trevorrow-working-together-closely-on-star-wars-sequels-258)
I wish Johnson would work on something original instead...

I wish John would stop talking like that...
It was posted at 4 am.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Gold Jeffblum on January 12, 2016, 08:47:34 pm
Fear not, those who art worried about the involvement of Signior Colin Trevorrow, for that gent and Signior Rian Johnson shalt worketh together closely on Star Wars: Episodes VIII and IX. (http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/rian-johnson-colin-trevorrow-working-together-closely-on-star-wars-sequels-258)
I wish Johnson would work on something original instead...

I wish John would stop talking like that...
Thou dost wrong me! Methinks thou understandeth not that I possessed not a sound mind at the wretched hour of four when I released this villainy upon thee!
John...
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Adolf_Tutler on January 12, 2016, 08:48:22 pm
Prithee, John Tyler, thou basest of knaves
Thy olde English is lacking in a meter
Thou must speaketh in an iambic prose
If highfalutin English dost thou use
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Caleb Paasche on January 12, 2016, 08:51:26 pm
Fear not, those who art worried about the involvement of Signior Colin Trevorrow, for that gent and Signior Rian Johnson shalt worketh together closely on Star Wars: Episodes VIII and IX. (http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/rian-johnson-colin-trevorrow-working-together-closely-on-star-wars-sequels-258)
I wish Johnson would work on something original instead...

I wish John would stop talking like that...
Thou dost wrong me! Methinks thou understandeth not that I possessed not a sound mind at the wretched hour of four when I released this villainy upon thee!
John...
Lol, I love you Goldblum.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on January 12, 2016, 09:04:19 pm
Fear not, those who art worried about the involvement of Signior Colin Trevorrow, for that gent and Signior Rian Johnson shalt worketh together closely on Star Wars: Episodes VIII and IX. (http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/rian-johnson-colin-trevorrow-working-together-closely-on-star-wars-sequels-258)
I wish Johnson would work on something original instead...

I wish John would stop talking like that...
Thou dost wrong me! Methinks thou understandeth not that I possessed not a sound mind at the wretched hour of four when I released this villainy upon thee!

Ah!  Signior Flounder, thou hast no shame!  Come now, brandish thou phallus and engage in a duel!
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on January 12, 2016, 09:09:20 pm
William Shakespaaaaaaaaasche's The Taming of the Flounder, starring John Tyler as Signior Faptista.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on January 12, 2016, 09:14:26 pm
William Shakespaaaaaaaaasche's The Taming of the Flounder, starring John Tyler as Signior Faptista.

Ja Balderdash
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on January 12, 2016, 09:15:58 pm
Fear not, those who art worried about the involvement of Signior Colin Trevorrow, for that gent and Signior Rian Johnson shalt worketh together closely on Star Wars: Episodes VIII and IX. (http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/rian-johnson-colin-trevorrow-working-together-closely-on-star-wars-sequels-258)
I wish Johnson would work on something original instead...

I wish John would stop talking like that...
Thou dost wrong me! Methinks thou understandeth not that I possessed not a sound mind at the wretched hour of four when I released this villainy upon thee!

Ah!  Signior Flounder, thou hast no shame!  Come now, brandish thou phallus and engage in a duel!

What hast thou done, thou incorr'gible rogue?
Can there be yet one act of villainy
Thou hast not yet committed? Nay, I know
That thy intent is burdened with ill will
And that by challenging young John to duel
Thou hast now doomed him to a life
Immortalized in thy accursed Fan Fiction

So foul and fair a comment I have not seen
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on January 12, 2016, 09:20:01 pm
Fear not, those who art worried about the involvement of Signior Colin Trevorrow, for that gent and Signior Rian Johnson shalt worketh together closely on Star Wars: Episodes VIII and IX. (http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/rian-johnson-colin-trevorrow-working-together-closely-on-star-wars-sequels-258)

So are we gonna ignore the fact that John posted this comment at 4am on a school night?
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Gold Jeffblum on January 12, 2016, 09:20:39 pm
What hast thou done, thou incorr'gible rogue?
Can there be yet one act of villainy
Thou hast not yet committed? Nay, I know
That thy intent is burdened with ill will
And that by challenging young John to duel
Thou hast now doomed him to a life
Immortalized in thy accursed Fan Fiction
I too read Calvin and Hobbes.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on January 12, 2016, 09:21:54 pm
Jennifer Lawrence appeareth on screen. Highly attractive and instantly desirable, the majority concurs. Cobby beginneth touching down thither. That gent moans passionately, practically praying to Miss Lawrence, Cobby's number one choice for amorous rite goddess of the universe. That gent beginneth going faster. That gent closes his eyes, wanting to enjoy the pleasure. That gent just listens to that lady voice talking. Very hot, is it not? that gent keepeth going faster and now that gent is more aggressive. His moaning is louder, now catching the attention of the poor people in the audience having to hark to that gent bash the bishop to a simple Hollywood actress. Some art shocked, their hands ov'r their mouths, gasping. Some art grossed out, cringing and one of those folk on the verge of vomiting. Some art annoyed, disgusted and irritated that this plebeian fool is interrupting their moviegoing experience with his continuous banana buffing. Cobby doest not seemeth to care. That gent keepeth going, and going, and going, until... that gent is finally relieved. That gent is satisfied. A large, wet, slimy stain appeareth on his salmon-colored pants, but then suddenly, his sir juice bursts, completely coating the seat next to that gent. The theater's security guard doth take notice. Angered, that gent removes Cobby from his seat, doth take that gent by the handeth, and forces that gent out of the theater, all the while annoyed by the fact that spunk is getting all ov'r his shirt for worketh.

Fear not, those who art worried about the involvement of Signior Colin Trevorrow, for that gent and Signior Rian Johnson shalt worketh together closely on Star Wars: Episodes VIII and IX. (http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/rian-johnson-colin-trevorrow-working-together-closely-on-star-wars-sequels-258)
So are we gonna ignore the fact that John posted this comment at 4am on a school night?
I went to sleep at around half past 10 and woke up at quarter to 4. Usually, my parents wake me at 6.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on January 12, 2016, 09:22:12 pm
What hast thou done, thou incorr'gible rogue?
Can there be yet one act of villainy
Thou hast not yet committed? Nay, I know
That thy intent is burdened with ill will
And that by challenging young John to duel
Thou hast now doomed him to a life
Immortalized in thy accursed Fan Fiction
I too read Calvin and Hobbes.

I don't.  In fact, I don't remember making this comment (or commend in Paasche terms)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on January 12, 2016, 09:23:07 pm
Jennifer Lawrence appeareth on screen. Highly attractive and instantly desirable, the majority concurs. Cobby beginneth touching down thither. That gent moans passionately, practically praying to Miss Lawrence, Cobby's number one choice for amorous rite goddess of the universe. That gent beginneth going faster. That gent closes his eyes, wanting to enjoy the pleasure. That gent just listens to that lady voice talking. Very hot, is it not? that gent keepeth going faster and now that gent is more aggressive. His moaning is louder, now catching the attention of the poor people in the audience having to hark to that gent bash the bishop to a simple Hollywood actress. Some art shocked, their hands ov'r their mouths, gasping. Some art grossed out, cringing and one of those folk on the verge of vomiting. Some art annoyed, disgusted and irritated that this plebeian fool is interrupting their moviegoing experience with his continuous banana buffing. Cobby doest not seemeth to care. That gent keepeth going, and going, and going, until... that gent is finally relieved. That gent is satisfied. A large, wet, slimy stain appeareth on his salmon-colored pants, but then suddenly, his sir juice bursts, completely coating the seat next to that gent. The theater's security guard doth take notice. Angered, that gent removes Cobby from his seat, doth take that gent by the handeth, and forces that gent out of the theater, all the while annoyed by the fact that spunk is getting all ov'r his shirt for worketh.


We didn't need this...
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Gold Jeffblum on January 12, 2016, 09:23:27 pm
What hast thou done, thou incorr'gible rogue?
Can there be yet one act of villainy
Thou hast not yet committed? Nay, I know
That thy intent is burdened with ill will
And that by challenging young John to duel
Thou hast now doomed him to a life
Immortalized in thy accursed Fan Fiction
I too read Calvin and Hobbes.

I don't.  In fact, I don't remember making this comment (or commend in Paasche terms)
It was ah attributed to Diego originally.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on January 12, 2016, 09:24:31 pm

I went to sleep at around half past 10 and woke up at quarter to 4. Usually, my parents wake me at 6.

I guess I'm the only user who wakes up at 5am each day.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on January 12, 2016, 09:28:23 pm
Jennifer Lawrence appeareth on screen. Highly attractive and instantly desirable, the majority concurs. Cobby beginneth touching down thither. That gent moans passionately, practically praying to Miss Lawrence, Cobby's number one choice for amorous rite goddess of the universe. That gent beginneth going faster. That gent closes his eyes, wanting to enjoy the pleasure. That gent just listens to that lady voice talking. Very hot, is it not? that gent keepeth going faster and now that gent is more aggressive. His moaning is louder, now catching the attention of the poor people in the audience having to hark to that gent bash the bishop to a simple Hollywood actress. Some art shocked, their hands ov'r their mouths, gasping. Some art grossed out, cringing and one of those folk on the verge of vomiting. Some art annoyed, disgusted and irritated that this plebeian fool is interrupting their moviegoing experience with his continuous banana buffing. Cobby doest not seemeth to care. That gent keepeth going, and going, and going, until... that gent is finally relieved. That gent is satisfied. A large, wet, slimy stain appeareth on his salmon-colored pants, but then suddenly, his sir juice bursts, completely coating the seat next to that gent. The theater's security guard doth take notice. Angered, that gent removes Cobby from his seat, doth take that gent by the handeth, and forces that gent out of the theater, all the while annoyed by the fact that spunk is getting all ov'r his shirt for worketh.


We didn't need this...
*We didst not needeth this.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on January 12, 2016, 09:29:38 pm
Signior Colin Trevorrow promises deeply satisfying answers to the theories of Miss Rey in the upcoming Star Wars sequels. (http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/colin-trevorrow-promises-deeply-satisfying-answer-to-your-rey-theories-317)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Gold Jeffblum on January 12, 2016, 09:31:33 pm
How can you ah not love John Tyler?
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Adolf_Tutler on January 12, 2016, 09:33:16 pm
What hast thou done, thou incorr'gible rogue?
Can there be yet one act of villainy
Thou hast not yet committed? Nay, I know
That thy intent is burdened with ill will
And that by challenging young John to duel
Thou hast now doomed him to a life
Immortalized in thy accursed Fan Fiction
I too read Calvin and Hobbes.

But lo!
It seems that yonder Jeff hath found me out
Now shamed, I know that none can truly live
In such a torrid maelstrom as I
A scandal which, in all perspective seems
To now have torn me from my roguish ways
And placed me on a list with such nitwits
As John Tyler. I take my leave in shame,
And with my dying breath, I know that I
Have failed in my plebeianous attempt
To plagiarize that holiest of comics.

Goodnight, sweet prince.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on January 12, 2016, 09:42:45 pm
John Tyler makes life worth living.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Caleb Paasche on January 12, 2016, 09:44:09 pm
What hast thou done, thou incorr'gible rogue?
Can there be yet one act of villainy
Thou hast not yet committed? Nay, I know
That thy intent is burdened with ill will
And that by challenging young John to duel
Thou hast now doomed him to a life
Immortalized in thy accursed Fan Fiction
I too read Calvin and Hobbes.

I don't.  In fact, I don't remember making this comment (or commend in Paasche terms)
Lol, shut up. It was one mistake.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on January 12, 2016, 09:44:50 pm
How can you ah not love John Tyler?

It's simple.  You have to be him.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on January 12, 2016, 09:46:04 pm

Lol, shut up. It was one mistake.

I don't know why, but I read this in the voice of a teenaged cheerleader blushing at a jock.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Frankie on January 12, 2016, 09:47:44 pm

Lol, shut up. It was one mistake.

I don't know why, but I read this in the voice of a teenaged cheerleader blushing at a jock.

(https://d.wattpad.com/story_parts/143251974/images/13ec4cb8ddd081f7.jpg)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on January 12, 2016, 09:48:59 pm

(https://d.wattpad.com/story_parts/143251974/images/13ec4cb8ddd081f7.jpg)

his kiss
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Gold Jeffblum on January 12, 2016, 09:51:10 pm
What hast thou done, thou incorr'gible rogue?
Can there be yet one act of villainy
Thou hast not yet committed? Nay, I know
That thy intent is burdened with ill will
And that by challenging young John to duel
Thou hast now doomed him to a life
Immortalized in thy accursed Fan Fiction
I too read Calvin and Hobbes.

But lo!
It seems that yonder Jeff hath found me out
Now shamed, I know that none can truly live
In such a torrid maelstrom as I
A scandal which, in all perspective seems
To now have torn me from my roguish ways
And placed me on a list with such nitwits
As John Tyler. I take my leave in shame,
And with my dying breath, I know that I
Have failed in my plebeianous attempt
To plagiarize that holiest of comics.

Goodnight, sweet prince.
I won't deny that ah I had that comic running through my head ah while reading this thread. :)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on January 14, 2016, 04:53:43 am
 10 minute Star Wars VFX reel revealed!  (http://www.starwarsnewsnet.com/2016/01/awesome-10-minute-star-wars-the-force-awakens-vfx-reel.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on January 16, 2016, 10:19:43 am
Fucking fan theories... (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CYFZ2BIWsAEkKr7.jpg)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on January 17, 2016, 11:58:37 am
The greatest thing ever. (https://www.facebook.com/TrailerAddicts/videos/10153851643962905/)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Tho Master Fie on January 17, 2016, 12:42:53 pm
The greatest thing ever. (https://www.facebook.com/TrailerAddicts/videos/10153851643962905/)
I knew I shouldn't have clicked this.  John, you're worse than Buzzfeed with your clickbait headlines that always lead to something retarded.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on January 17, 2016, 01:46:31 pm
The greatest thing ever. (https://www.facebook.com/TrailerAddicts/videos/10153851643962905/)
Haha saw this last night. Great stuff.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on January 18, 2016, 10:52:20 pm
It turns out that Christopher McQuarrie performed a script polish on Rogue One. (http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/christopher-mcquarrie-helped-polish-rogue-one-up-real-nice-303)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Aaron on January 19, 2016, 11:38:47 pm
The stupidest thing ever. (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CYFZ2BIWsAEkKr7.jpg)
Fucking fan theories... (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CYFZ2BIWsAEkKr7.jpg)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on January 20, 2016, 02:49:02 pm
Episode VIII swaps release dates with Pirates 5. (https://thewaltdisneycompany.com/disney-sets-new-dates-for-star-wars-episode-viii-and-pirates-of-the-caribbean-dead-men-tell-no-tales/)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on January 20, 2016, 06:51:17 pm
Episode VIII swaps release dates with Pirates 5. (https://thewaltdisneycompany.com/disney-sets-new-dates-for-star-wars-episode-viii-and-pirates-of-the-caribbean-dead-men-tell-no-tales/)
Fuuuuck.....I gotta wait two years now???
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Danny Darkoh on January 20, 2016, 06:54:20 pm
Episode VIII swaps release dates with Pirates 5. (https://thewaltdisneycompany.com/disney-sets-new-dates-for-star-wars-episode-viii-and-pirates-of-the-caribbean-dead-men-tell-no-tales/)
I'm mixed.

This gives them more time to craft the best movie possible, but I have to wait 6 more months. :(
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on January 20, 2016, 07:00:52 pm
Episode VIII swaps release dates with Pirates 5. (https://thewaltdisneycompany.com/disney-sets-new-dates-for-star-wars-episode-viii-and-pirates-of-the-caribbean-dead-men-tell-no-tales/)
Fuuuuck.....I gotta wait two years now???

What are you talking about?  Pirates 5 is now 7 months closer.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on January 20, 2016, 07:15:47 pm
Episode VIII swaps release dates with Pirates 5. (https://thewaltdisneycompany.com/disney-sets-new-dates-for-star-wars-episode-viii-and-pirates-of-the-caribbean-dead-men-tell-no-tales/)
Fuuuuck.....I gotta wait two years now???
Hey, if we waited patiently for 3 years for Age of Ultron to come out, then I'm sure we can wait 2 years for Star Wars.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: David Tanny on January 20, 2016, 07:16:54 pm
Hey, if we waited patiently for 3 years for Age of Ultron to come out, then I'm sure we can wait 2 years for Star Wars.
And I'm waiting 4 years for Godzilla 2.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Danny Darkoh on January 20, 2016, 07:18:21 pm
Episode VIII swaps release dates with Pirates 5. (https://thewaltdisneycompany.com/disney-sets-new-dates-for-star-wars-episode-viii-and-pirates-of-the-caribbean-dead-men-tell-no-tales/)
Fuuuuck.....I gotta wait two years now???
Hey, if we waited patiently for 3 years for Age of Ultron to come out, then I'm sure we can wait 2 years for Star Wars.
And AoU turned out to be not THAT great.

I'm still waiting for BvS and SS.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: David Tanny on January 20, 2016, 07:19:28 pm
I'm still waiting for BvS and SS.
Those are coming out in a few months...
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Danny Darkoh on January 20, 2016, 07:20:30 pm
I'm still waiting for BvS and SS.
Those are coming out in a few months...
I know...

It's just that it feels so close but yet so far simultaneously. Ya feel me?
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on January 20, 2016, 07:20:49 pm
Hey, if we waited patiently for 3 years for Age of Ultron to come out, then I'm sure we can wait 2 years for Star Wars.
And I'm waiting 4 years for Godzilla 2.

It's okay.  Since I'm getting the directing gig for King Kong vs Godzilla, I'm gonna halt production to watch you suffer.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on January 20, 2016, 07:21:21 pm
I'm still waiting for BvS and SS.
Those are coming out in a few months...

Still waiting for Deadpool.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: David Tanny on January 20, 2016, 07:22:07 pm
It's okay.  Since I'm getting the directing gig for King Kong vs Godzilla, I'm gonna halt production to watch you suffer.
I care more about Mothra, Rodan, and King Ghidorah, so....no big deal.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on January 20, 2016, 07:23:42 pm
It's okay.  Since I'm getting the directing gig for King Kong vs Godzilla, I'm gonna halt production to watch you suffer.
I care more about Mothra, Rodan, and King Ghidorah, so....no big deal.

We got Minilla...

(http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/godzilla/images/f/f7/All_Monsters_Attack_1_-_Minilla_and_the_kid.png/revision/latest?cb=20130801013837)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: David Tanny on January 20, 2016, 07:24:19 pm
We got Minilla...

(http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/godzilla/images/f/f7/All_Monsters_Attack_1_-_Minilla_and_the_kid.png/revision/latest?cb=20130801013837)
And you can keep him.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on January 20, 2016, 07:26:04 pm

And you can keep him.

You know you love him. 
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: David Tanny on January 20, 2016, 07:28:38 pm
You know you love him. 
I liked Baby Godzilla in G vs Destroyah, but I dislike Minilla.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on January 20, 2016, 07:31:10 pm
You know you love him. 
I liked Baby Godzilla in G vs Destroyah, but I dislike Minilla.

You only like him because he became Godzilla in the end.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: David Tanny on January 20, 2016, 07:38:02 pm
You only like him because he became Godzilla in the end.
Because he actually looks like a little Godzilla, not a mongoloid.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on January 20, 2016, 07:43:52 pm
(http://media.makeameme.org/created/tanny-no-le.jpg)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: David Tanny on January 20, 2016, 07:46:41 pm
(http://media.makeameme.org/created/tanny-no-le.jpg)
He was okay in Final Wars I guess...
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on January 20, 2016, 07:48:41 pm
Best scene in Final Wars: When Roland Emmerich's Godzilla gets his ass kicked by the REAL Godzilla.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on January 20, 2016, 07:49:52 pm
Best scene in Final Wars: When Roland Emmerich's Godzilla gets his ass kicked by the REAL Godzilla.

It's Zilla, John.  You'd think a movie fan as yourself would've known something like that.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: David Tanny on January 20, 2016, 07:50:08 pm
Best scene in Final Wars: When Roland Emmerich's Godzilla gets his ass kicked by the REAL Godzilla.
I laughed out loud at that moment.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on January 20, 2016, 07:52:14 pm
Best scene in Final Wars: When Roland Emmerich's Godzilla gets his ass kicked by the REAL Godzilla.
It's Zilla, John.  You'd think a movie fan as yourself would've known something like that.
I know his name is Zilla.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Aaron on January 20, 2016, 10:15:33 pm
Episode VIII swaps release dates with Pirates 5. (https://thewaltdisneycompany.com/disney-sets-new-dates-for-star-wars-episode-viii-and-pirates-of-the-caribbean-dead-men-tell-no-tales/)

As long as the result is a better movie (which hopefully it is), they can push it back as much as they need.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: ChillinDylan Godsend on January 20, 2016, 10:27:03 pm
Episode VIII swaps release dates with Pirates 5. (https://thewaltdisneycompany.com/disney-sets-new-dates-for-star-wars-episode-viii-and-pirates-of-the-caribbean-dead-men-tell-no-tales/)

As long as the result is a better movie .

Star Wars or Pirates?
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on January 20, 2016, 10:28:42 pm
Episode VIII swaps release dates with Pirates 5. (https://thewaltdisneycompany.com/disney-sets-new-dates-for-star-wars-episode-viii-and-pirates-of-the-caribbean-dead-men-tell-no-tales/)

As long as the result is a better movie .

Star Wars or Pirates?

Godzilla
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Aaron on January 20, 2016, 10:29:50 pm
Episode VIII swaps release dates with Pirates 5. (https://thewaltdisneycompany.com/disney-sets-new-dates-for-star-wars-episode-viii-and-pirates-of-the-caribbean-dead-men-tell-no-tales/)

As long as the result is a better movie .

Star Wars or Pirates?

Star Wars, of course. I couldn't give less of a fuck about Pirates 5.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Aaron on January 20, 2016, 10:30:33 pm
Godzilla

I watched 15 minutes of that a couple weeks ago and immediately turned it off. Easily the most boring 15 minutes of my life so far.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: David Tanny on January 20, 2016, 10:31:09 pm

I watched 10 minutes of that a couple weeks ago and immediately turned it off. Easily the most boring 10 minutes of my life so far.
You're an absolute moron.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Aaron on January 20, 2016, 10:31:46 pm

I watched 10 minutes of that a couple weeks ago and immediately turned it off. Easily the most boring 10 minutes of my life so far.
You're an absolute moron.

Why?
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on January 20, 2016, 10:31:52 pm
Godzilla

I watched 15 minutes of that a couple weeks ago and immediately turned it off. Easily the most boring 15 minutes of my life so far.

Enjoy the next 90 years of your life.

*bans*
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: ChillinDylan Godsend on January 20, 2016, 10:32:33 pm
Godzilla

I watched 15 minutes of that a couple weeks ago and immediately turned it off. Easily the most boring 15 minutes of my life so far.

The reboot and original are both good.  The Worm Guy one is awful...
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: David Tanny on January 20, 2016, 10:32:53 pm
Why?
Out of curiosity, have you seen Roland Emmerich's Godzilla from the 90's?
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Aaron on January 20, 2016, 10:33:33 pm
Godzilla

I watched 15 minutes of that a couple weeks ago and immediately turned it off. Easily the most boring 15 minutes of my life so far.

The reboot and original are both good.  The Worm Guy one is awful...

Only Godzilla film I've seen is the '98 version. At least that actually had Godzilla in it.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: David Tanny on January 20, 2016, 10:34:05 pm

Only Godzilla film I've seen is the '98 version. At least that actually had Godzilla in it.
You motherfucker.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: ChillinDylan Godsend on January 20, 2016, 10:34:38 pm
Godzilla

I watched 15 minutes of that a couple weeks ago and immediately turned it off. Easily the most boring 15 minutes of my life so far.

The reboot and original are both good.  The Worm Guy one is awful...

Only Godzilla film I've seen is the '98 version. At least that actually had Godzilla in it.

Careful - remember what we talked about speaking about things you know nothing about? 
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Aaron on January 20, 2016, 10:35:05 pm

Only Godzilla film I've seen is the '98 version. At least that actually had Godzilla in it.
You motherfucker.

What have I done now?
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on January 20, 2016, 10:35:05 pm
I can handle the school shooting, the terrible attempts at trolling, and everything else... but not this.  Ban this retard.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on January 20, 2016, 10:35:46 pm

Only Godzilla film I've seen is the '98 version. At least that actually had Godzilla in it.
You motherfucker.

What have I done now?

You're purposely trying to get us riled up again.  That's a no-no.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Aaron on January 20, 2016, 10:36:09 pm
Godzilla

I watched 15 minutes of that a couple weeks ago and immediately turned it off. Easily the most boring 15 minutes of my life so far.

The reboot and original are both good.  The Worm Guy one is awful...

Only Godzilla film I've seen is the '98 version. At least that actually had Godzilla in it.

Careful - remember what we talked about speaking about things you know nothing about? 

Yes, I remember that pretty vividly. I'll end this argument now.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: David Tanny on January 20, 2016, 10:36:23 pm
What have I done now?
You have no room to talk about Godzilla when your only experience with the franchise is a bastardization of the character.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on January 20, 2016, 10:36:53 pm
Godzilla

I watched 15 minutes of that a couple weeks ago and immediately turned it off. Easily the most boring 15 minutes of my life so far.

The reboot and original are both good.  The Worm Guy one is awful...

Only Godzilla film I've seen is the '98 version. At least that actually had Godzilla in it.

Careful - remember what we talked about speaking about things you know nothing about? 

Yes, I remember that pretty vividly. I'll end this argument now.

Too late autist.  You opened pandora's box with that statement.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on January 20, 2016, 10:38:01 pm

You have no room to talk about Godzilla when your only experience with the franchise is a bastardization of the character.

That's not even Godzilla.  That's an iguana.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Aaron on January 20, 2016, 10:38:12 pm
What have I done now?
You have no room to talk about Godzilla when your only experience with the franchise is a bastardization of the character.

I guess not. As I said, I don't care about Godzilla, so I'll end this conversation now.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: ChillinDylan Godsend on January 20, 2016, 10:39:35 pm
Godzilla

I watched 15 minutes of that a couple weeks ago and immediately turned it off. Easily the most boring 15 minutes of my life so far.

The reboot and original are both good.  The Worm Guy one is awful...

Only Godzilla film I've seen is the '98 version. At least that actually had Godzilla in it.

Careful - remember what we talked about speaking about things you know nothing about? 

Yes, I remember that pretty vividly. I'll end this argument now.

Good boy.  If all you have seen is the 1998 version, then only discuss that - and maybe ask questions about the other versions.  Sometimes it is much better to listen then talk - especially when you are talking about something you haven't experienced.

You should really see the original and the remake of 2014. 
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on January 20, 2016, 10:40:21 pm
I just want to strangle Aaron every time he posts.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on January 20, 2016, 10:40:27 pm
Godzilla

I watched 15 minutes of that a couple weeks ago and immediately turned it off. Easily the most boring 15 minutes of my life so far.

The reboot and original are both good.  The Worm Guy one is awful...
Ugh, the Roland Emmerich film was a shitstorm...
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on January 20, 2016, 10:40:43 pm
I just want to strangle Aaron every time he posts.
So do I and Milito.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: David Tanny on January 20, 2016, 10:40:48 pm
I don't care about Godzilla
You should. At least watch the original. It's important if you love film. And it confuses me why you don't care about Godzilla. It seems like it'd be right up your alley. Especially the fun and campy sequels from the 60's and 70's.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on January 20, 2016, 10:41:41 pm
I just want to strangle Aaron every time he posts.
So do I and Milito.

All I see is that dopey face with a droopy eye eating cheeseburgers and talking into his mic. 
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Aaron on January 20, 2016, 10:41:48 pm
Godzilla

I watched 15 minutes of that a couple weeks ago and immediately turned it off. Easily the most boring 15 minutes of my life so far.

The reboot and original are both good.  The Worm Guy one is awful...
Ugh, the Roland Emmerich film was a shitstorm...

I remember loving it as a kid. Now I just want that wretched DVD out of my house.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: ChillinDylan Godsend on January 20, 2016, 10:42:04 pm
I don't care about Godzilla
You should. At least watch the original. It's important if you love film. And it confuses me why you don't care about Godzilla. It seems like it'd be right up your alley. Especially the fun and campy sequels from the 60's and 70's.

Exactly.  Aaron you do watch quite a few "older" films for your age - which is a good thing.  Continue to expand your horizons.  Even if you don't end up liking it, if you are that into film you should watch as many of the classics as you can.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on January 20, 2016, 10:42:32 pm
Godzilla

I watched 15 minutes of that a couple weeks ago and immediately turned it off. Easily the most boring 15 minutes of my life so far.

The reboot and original are both good.  The Worm Guy one is awful...
Ugh, the Roland Emmerich film was a shitstorm...

I remember loving it as a kid. Now I just want that wretched DVD out of my house.

Your parents want the same, but with you instead of a DVD.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Aaron on January 20, 2016, 10:42:58 pm
I just want to strangle Aaron every time he posts.
So do I and Milito.

All I see is that dopey face with a droopy eye eating cheeseburgers and talking into his mic. 

I can't eat cheeseburgers. I'm on a diet.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on January 20, 2016, 10:43:49 pm
I just want to strangle Aaron every time he posts.
So do I and Milito.

All I see is that dopey face with a droopy eye eating cheeseburgers and talking into his mic. 

I can't eat cheeseburgers. I'm on a diet.

Oh... sorry... *diet cheeseburgers
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Aaron on January 20, 2016, 10:44:14 pm
I don't care about Godzilla
You should. At least watch the original. It's important if you love film. And it confuses me why you don't care about Godzilla. It seems like it'd be right up your alley. Especially the fun and campy sequels from the 60's and 70's.

Exactly.  Aaron you do watch quite a few "older" films for your age - which is a good thing.  Continue to expand your horizons.  Even if you don't end up liking it, if you are that into film you should watch as many of the classics as you can.

Ok. I'll try my best to seek the original out, and if I like it, maybe a couple of those campy sequels Tanny mentioned.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: ChillinDylan Godsend on January 20, 2016, 10:45:50 pm
I don't care about Godzilla
You should. At least watch the original. It's important if you love film. And it confuses me why you don't care about Godzilla. It seems like it'd be right up your alley. Especially the fun and campy sequels from the 60's and 70's.

Exactly.  Aaron you do watch quite a few "older" films for your age - which is a good thing.  Continue to expand your horizons.  Even if you don't end up liking it, if you are that into film you should watch as many of the classics as you can.

Ok. I'll try my best to seek the original out, and if I like it, maybe a couple of those campy sequels Tanny mentioned.

Good idea.  I'm not a HUGE Godzilla fan like Tanny.  I do like the original and the recent remake.  Hated the 1998 film.  Lukewarm on the old Godzilla sequels - but they can be fun...
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Aaron on January 20, 2016, 10:46:10 pm
I just want to strangle Aaron every time he posts.
So do I and Milito.

All I see is that dopey face with a droopy eye eating cheeseburgers and talking into his mic. 

I can't eat cheeseburgers. I'm on a diet.

Oh... sorry... *diet cheeseburgers

*ahem* it's actually a pickled onion, pickled beetroot, gherkin and ham sandwich.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on January 20, 2016, 10:46:49 pm
I just want to strangle Aaron every time he posts.
So do I and Milito.

All I see is that dopey face with a droopy eye eating cheeseburgers and talking into his mic. 

I can't eat cheeseburgers. I'm on a diet.

Oh... sorry... *diet cheeseburgers

*ahem* it's actually a pickled onion, pickled beetroot, gherkin and ham sandwich.

This is banworthy.  2 day ban


*bans*
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Aaron on January 20, 2016, 10:48:29 pm
I just want to strangle Aaron every time he posts.
So do I and Milito.

All I see is that dopey face with a droopy eye eating cheeseburgers and talking into his mic. 

I can't eat cheeseburgers. I'm on a diet.

Oh... sorry... *diet cheeseburgers

*ahem* it's actually a pickled onion, pickled beetroot, gherkin and ham sandwich.

This is banworthy.  2 day ban


*bans*

Fine. I'll just grab a whole jar of pickled onions instead. Anticipate lots of crunching in my Norm of the North review.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: ChillinDylan Godsend on January 20, 2016, 10:49:48 pm
I just want to strangle Aaron every time he posts.
So do I and Milito.

All I see is that dopey face with a droopy eye eating cheeseburgers and talking into his mic. 

I can't eat cheeseburgers. I'm on a diet.

Oh... sorry... *diet cheeseburgers

*ahem* it's actually a pickled onion, pickled beetroot, gherkin and ham sandwich.

The ham sandwich is the only 1 of those 4 I have ever had...
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Aaron on January 20, 2016, 10:50:41 pm
I just want to strangle Aaron every time he posts.
So do I and Milito.

All I see is that dopey face with a droopy eye eating cheeseburgers and talking into his mic. 

I can't eat cheeseburgers. I'm on a diet.

Oh... sorry... *diet cheeseburgers

*ahem* it's actually a pickled onion, pickled beetroot, gherkin and ham sandwich.

The ham sandwich is the only 1 of those 4 I have ever had...

I just have them all together. I want replace the ham with pickled tomato though.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: ChillinDylan Godsend on January 20, 2016, 10:52:20 pm
I just want to strangle Aaron every time he posts.
So do I and Milito.

All I see is that dopey face with a droopy eye eating cheeseburgers and talking into his mic. 

I can't eat cheeseburgers. I'm on a diet.

Oh... sorry... *diet cheeseburgers

*ahem* it's actually a pickled onion, pickled beetroot, gherkin and ham sandwich.

The ham sandwich is the only 1 of those 4 I have ever had...

I just have them all together. I want replace the ham with pickled tomato though.

Gotta be honest - sounds pretty gross tbh...
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Adolf_Tutler on January 20, 2016, 10:52:57 pm
Trust Aaron on this one, guys. He knows a lot about artisanal sandwich cuisine from his stint as a manager at a Subway.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Aaron on January 20, 2016, 10:53:15 pm
I just want to strangle Aaron every time he posts.
So do I and Milito.

All I see is that dopey face with a droopy eye eating cheeseburgers and talking into his mic. 

I can't eat cheeseburgers. I'm on a diet.

Oh... sorry... *diet cheeseburgers

*ahem* it's actually a pickled onion, pickled beetroot, gherkin and ham sandwich.

The ham sandwich is the only 1 of those 4 I have ever had...

I just have them all together. I want replace the ham with pickled tomato though.

Gotta be honest - sounds pretty gross tbh...

I love pickled foods. Pickled tomato gives ketchup a run for its money imo.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on January 20, 2016, 10:53:48 pm
I just want to strangle Aaron every time he posts.
So do I and Milito.

All I see is that dopey face with a droopy eye eating cheeseburgers and talking into his mic. 

I can't eat cheeseburgers. I'm on a diet.

Oh... sorry... *diet cheeseburgers

*ahem* it's actually a pickled onion, pickled beetroot, gherkin and ham sandwich.

The ham sandwich is the only 1 of those 4 I have ever had...

I just have them all together. I want replace the ham with pickled tomato though.

Gotta be honest - sounds pretty gross tbh...

I love pickled foods. Pickled tomato gives ketchup a run for its money imo.

Broke the rule.  Outside of Bodybuilding Central.

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Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: ChillinDylan Godsend on January 20, 2016, 10:54:15 pm
I just want to strangle Aaron every time he posts.
So do I and Milito.

All I see is that dopey face with a droopy eye eating cheeseburgers and talking into his mic. 

I can't eat cheeseburgers. I'm on a diet.

Oh... sorry... *diet cheeseburgers

*ahem* it's actually a pickled onion, pickled beetroot, gherkin and ham sandwich.

The ham sandwich is the only 1 of those 4 I have ever had...

I just have them all together. I want replace the ham with pickled tomato though.

Gotta be honest - sounds pretty gross tbh...

I love pickled foods. Pickled tomato gives ketchup a run for its money imo.

The only pickled food I like is, well, pickles.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: David Tanny on January 20, 2016, 10:54:50 pm
Trust Aaron on this one, guys. He knows a lot about artisanal sandwich cuisine from his stint as a manager at a Subway.
I'm not gonna let this slip away.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Aaron on January 20, 2016, 10:56:23 pm
Trust Aaron on this one, guys. He knows a lot about artisanal sandwich cuisine from his stint as a manager at a Subway.

This made me laugh.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The Crippler! on January 20, 2016, 10:57:17 pm
Trust Aaron on this one, guys. He knows a lot about artisanal sandwich cuisine from his stint as a manager at a Subway.

This made me laugh.

Strike 2
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: John Tyler on January 20, 2016, 11:05:26 pm
Trust Aaron on this one, guys. He knows a lot about artisanal sandwich cuisine from his stint as a manager at a Subway.
(http://i.imgur.com/9Tq6fyQ.png)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Reign in Treet on January 20, 2016, 11:06:14 pm
^Best post of all time.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: ChillinDylan Godsend on January 20, 2016, 11:08:00 pm
Trust Aaron on this one, guys. He knows a lot about artisanal sandwich cuisine from his stint as a manager at a Subway.
(http://i.imgur.com/9Tq6fyQ.png)

Which thread was that on?  Was that STINK forum?
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Aaron on January 20, 2016, 11:19:48 pm
Trust Aaron on this one, guys. He knows a lot about artisanal sandwich cuisine from his stint as a manager at a Subway.
(http://i.imgur.com/9Tq6fyQ.png)

Which thread was that on?  Was that STINK forum?

No. It was on Treet's "evolutionists" thread in the Dawn of the Planet of the Apes forum.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: ChillinDylan Godsend on January 21, 2016, 12:28:28 am
Trust Aaron on this one, guys. He knows a lot about artisanal sandwich cuisine from his stint as a manager at a Subway.
(http://i.imgur.com/9Tq6fyQ.png)

Which thread was that on?  Was that STINK forum?

No. It was on Treet's "evolutionists" thread in the Dawn of the Planet of the Apes forum.

ahh - good times
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: The One Who Lurks on January 21, 2016, 02:35:01 am
Trust Aaron on this one, guys. He knows a lot about artisanal sandwich cuisine from his stint as a manager at a Subway.
(http://i.imgur.com/9Tq6fyQ.png)

Which thread was that on?  Was that STINK forum?

No. It was on Treet's "evolutionists" thread in the Dawn of the Planet of the Apes forum.

ahh - good times

Jesus, almost two years.

Feels weird.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Danny Darkoh on January 26, 2016, 09:55:13 pm
http://www.starwarsnewsnet.com/2016/01/rumor-new-details-on-rogue-one-from-joblo.html
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Man With No Name on January 26, 2016, 09:57:20 pm
Oh. This thread still exists.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Gold Jeffblum on January 26, 2016, 09:58:57 pm
Shut down this thread. Just ah go in blind to the ah next film. You will enjoy it more if you don't know everything that's ah happening.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on January 26, 2016, 10:37:40 pm
Shut down this thread. Just ah go in blind to the ah next film. You will enjoy it more if you don't know everything that's ah happening.
TFA is already in my top 50 all time, so keeping up to date on rumors didn't exactly damage the experience for me.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens News Thread
Post by: Gold Jeffblum on January 26, 2016, 10:44:38 pm
Shut down this thread. Just ah go in blind to the ah next film. You will enjoy it more if you don't know everything that's ah happening.
TFA is already in my top 50 all time, so keeping up to date on rumors didn't exactly damage the experience for me.
(http://i.imgur.com/Unwfe7R.jpg)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars Discussion Thread
Post by: Tho Master Fie on January 26, 2016, 11:29:27 pm
Shut down this thread. Just ah go in blind to the ah next film. You will enjoy it more if you don't know everything that's ah happening.
TFA is already in my top 50 all time, so keeping up to date on rumors didn't exactly damage the experience for me.
TFA isn't even in my top 50 Star Wars films of all time (if I include fan-made stuff).
Title: Re: Official Star Wars Discussion Thread
Post by: John Tyler on January 28, 2016, 10:44:24 am
Production of Episode VIII is at risk thanks to lighting technicians threatening to revolt. (http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/star-wars-episode-viii-among-films-facing-delays-as-lighting-technicans-threaten-revolt-a6837796.html)

Meanwhile, Natalie Portman hasn't seen The Force Awakens yet. (http://www.ew.com/article/2016/01/27/natalie-portman-star-wars-force-awakens)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars Discussion Thread
Post by: John Tyler on January 28, 2016, 11:13:07 pm
Colin Trevorrow confirms that Episode IX will be shot on film. (http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/colin-trevorrow-confirms-that-star-wars-episode-ix-will-shot-on-film-136)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars Discussion Thread
Post by: John Tyler on February 05, 2016, 04:07:33 pm
$900 million domestically and $2 billion worldwide tomorrow. (http://www.superherohype.com/news/364789-the-force-awakens-passing-900m-domestically-today-and-2b-worldwide-tomorrow#/slide/1)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars Discussion Thread
Post by: John Tyler on February 10, 2016, 02:49:22 pm
EPISODE VIII BEGINS PRODUCTION! (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/655753-production-officially-begins-on-star-wars-episode-viii#/slide/1)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars Discussion Thread
Post by: Tho Master Fie on February 10, 2016, 03:56:57 pm
EPISODE VIII BEGINS PRODUCTION! (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/655753-production-officially-begins-on-star-wars-episode-viii#/slide/1)
Should I see this?  One one hand, I do like Rian Johnson and a change of writer/director means it could go anywhere, but...it is still technically a sequel to a film that I don't even consider Star Wars.  And how can I trust Disney nowadays??
Title: Re: Official Star Wars Discussion Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on February 12, 2016, 02:12:02 pm
 More Han Solo casting rumors!  (http://www.starwarsnewsnet.com/2016/02/new-han-solo-a-star-wars-story-casting-rumors.html)

Ok, these actually sound pretty great....
Title: Re: Official Star Wars Discussion Thread
Post by: John Tyler on February 12, 2016, 02:14:19 pm
More Han Solo casting rumors!  (http://www.starwarsnewsnet.com/2016/02/new-han-solo-a-star-wars-story-casting-rumors.html)
Ehrenreich would be awesome.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars Discussion Thread
Post by: John Tyler on February 15, 2016, 11:26:19 am
https://youtu.be/q2m0XgdnALg
Title: Re: Official Star Wars Discussion Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on February 15, 2016, 12:51:57 pm
https://youtu.be/q2m0XgdnALg
Haha that was awesome.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars Discussion Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on February 15, 2016, 12:58:26 pm
 Episode VIII officially casts Benicio del Toro, Laura Dern, and Kelly Marie Tran!  (http://www.starwarsnewsnet.com/2016/02/new-video-with-luke-skywalker-and-rey-announces-the-start-of-principal-photography-for-star-wars-episode-viii.html)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars Discussion Thread
Post by: John Tyler on February 15, 2016, 01:02:37 pm
Episode VIII officially casts Benicio del Toro, Laura Dern, and Kelly Marie Tran!  (http://www.starwarsnewsnet.com/2016/02/new-video-with-luke-skywalker-and-rey-announces-the-start-of-principal-photography-for-star-wars-episode-viii.html)
Del Toro & Dern FTW and I have no idea who the third one is.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars Discussion Thread
Post by: John Tyler on March 15, 2016, 03:29:41 pm
The final shortlist for young Han Solo includes Taron Egerton, Alden Ehrenreich, Jack Reynor, Blake Jenner, and Jack O'Connell. (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/666649-young-han-solo-actor-search-down-to-final-shortlist-of-nerf-herders)

Fingers crossed for Egerton! If not, Ehrenreich!
Title: Re: Official Star Wars Discussion Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on March 15, 2016, 03:37:32 pm
The final shortlist for young Han Solo includes Taron Egerton, Alden Ehrenreich, Jack Reynor, Blake Jenner, and Jack O'Connell. (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/666649-young-han-solo-actor-search-down-to-final-shortlist-of-nerf-herders)

Fingers crossed for Egerton! If not, Ehrenreich!
:D

 I'm fine with any of these guys (Egerton and Ehrenreich being my top 2 as well). I'm just glad Miles Teller isn't on the list, tbh....
Title: Re: Official Star Wars Discussion Thread
Post by: John Tyler on March 15, 2016, 03:42:22 pm
The final shortlist for young Han Solo includes Taron Egerton, Alden Ehrenreich, Jack Reynor, Blake Jenner, and Jack O'Connell. (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/666649-young-han-solo-actor-search-down-to-final-shortlist-of-nerf-herders)

Fingers crossed for Egerton! If not, Ehrenreich!
:D

 I'm fine with any of these guys (Egerton and Ehrenreich being my top 2 as well). I'm just glad Miles Teller isn't on the list, tbh....
Let's also be thankful Ansel Elgort and Dave Franco are no longer on the list.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars Discussion Thread
Post by: Danny Darkoh on March 15, 2016, 04:07:31 pm
The final shortlist for young Han Solo includes Taron Egerton, Alden Ehrenreich, Jack Reynor, Blake Jenner, and Jack O'Connell. (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/666649-young-han-solo-actor-search-down-to-final-shortlist-of-nerf-herders)

Fingers crossed for Egerton! If not, Ehrenreich!
TBH, I'd like to see Blake Jenner.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars Discussion Thread
Post by: J. Kashmir on March 15, 2016, 08:40:22 pm
The final shortlist for young Han Solo includes Taron Egerton, Alden Ehrenreich, Jack Reynor, Blake Jenner, and Jack O'Connell. (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/666649-young-han-solo-actor-search-down-to-final-shortlist-of-nerf-herders)

Fingers crossed for Egerton! If not, Ehrenreich!
I guess my pick is also Egerton. I haven't seen enough of Ehrenreich for me to choose him. I like O'Connell, but I don't see him as Solo honestly (then again, that could be said for everyone here, but some more than others, perhaps). I have not seen anything from the other two.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars Discussion Thread
Post by: James Orenthal Cutler on March 15, 2016, 09:11:20 pm
Reynor.  End of story.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars Discussion Thread
Post by: John Tyler on March 15, 2016, 09:12:37 pm
Reynor.  End of story.
Egerton, damn it!
Title: Re: Official Star Wars Discussion Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on March 15, 2016, 09:54:44 pm
Reynor.  End of story.
He was good in Macbeth.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars Discussion Thread
Post by: John Tyler on March 15, 2016, 09:59:12 pm
Reynor.  End of story.
He was good in Macbeth.
And he was awful in Bay4mers: Age of Retardation.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars Discussion Thread
Post by: The One Who Lurks on March 15, 2016, 10:15:37 pm
Reynor.  End of story.
He was good in Macbeth.
And he was awful in Bay4mers: Age of Retardation.

As was everyone else in that movie.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars Discussion Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on April 13, 2016, 11:28:01 pm
 Alden Ehrenreich is apparently the frontrunner for the role of Han Solo.  (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/676363-new-han-solo-2)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars Discussion Thread
Post by: John Tyler on April 13, 2016, 11:28:52 pm
Alden Ehrenreich is apparently the frontrunner for the role of Han Solo. (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/676363-new-han-solo-2)
:D
Title: Re: Official Star Wars Discussion Thread
Post by: Tho Master Fie on April 13, 2016, 11:34:56 pm
Alden Ehrenreich is apparently the frontrunner for the role of Han Solo. (http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/676363-new-han-solo-2)
:D
Sorry, I didn't realize this thread was called John Tyler's Star Wars reactions.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars Discussion Thread
Post by: Danny Darkoh on May 05, 2016, 10:06:07 pm
https://twitter.com/PageSix/status/728396762734596096
Title: Re: Official Star Wars Discussion Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on May 05, 2016, 10:09:21 pm
https://twitter.com/PageSix/status/728396762734596096
Excellent choice!
Title: Re: Official Star Wars Discussion Thread
Post by: J. Kashmir on May 06, 2016, 01:08:55 am
https://twitter.com/PageSix/status/728396762734596096
Haven't seen him in enough movies to judge his merit as an actor (though he was definitely a highlight in Hail Caesar), but I think the choice will pay off.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars Discussion Thread
Post by: John Tyler on May 11, 2016, 04:37:53 pm
Battlefront II is coming next year. (http://www.comingsoon.net/games/news/685341-star-wars-battlefront-sequel-coming-next-year#/slide/1)

Tom Hardy to appear in Episode VIII? (http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/tom-hardy-rumored-to-play-a-cameo-in-this-scene-from-star-wars-epsiode-viii-236)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars Discussion Thread
Post by: Robert Neville on May 11, 2016, 05:14:32 pm
Battlefront II is coming next year. (http://www.comingsoon.net/games/news/685341-star-wars-battlefront-sequel-coming-next-year#/slide/1)

That was quick. It's also rather reminiscent of (also EA) Titanfall: lots of people bought it due to hype, and then they got tired of it and largely stopped playing a few months later. Now, both just get sequels. I'm guessing that if Titanfall II fails, so will this Battlefront II, and vice versa.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars Discussion Thread
Post by: Jim Raynor on May 11, 2016, 05:26:08 pm
Battlefront II is coming next year. (http://www.comingsoon.net/games/news/685341-star-wars-battlefront-sequel-coming-next-year#/slide/1)

That was quick. It's also rather reminiscent of (also EA) Titanfall: lots of people bought it due to hype, and then they got tired of it and largely stopped playing a few months later. Now, both just get sequels. I'm guessing that if Titanfall II fails, so will this Battlefront II, and vice versa.
People got tired of if, but why? It appears that it is a trend of EA nowadays to release a game with bare-bones content that doesn't justify its asking price. Happened with Battlefield Hardline (Along with other issues that caused to fail), The Sims 4 (albeit it was also buggy at release, maybe marking the change of trend in the company, from broken releases to lackluster content), and Battlefront. This makes me worried about the future of Battlefield 1.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars Discussion Thread
Post by: Danny Darkoh on May 17, 2016, 04:47:44 pm
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CipBpzeVAAUOijv.jpg)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CirVscWWUAAfJqv.jpg)
Felicity Jones is Jyn Erso

Diego Luna is Captain Cassian Andor, a Rebel Alliance officer.

Jiang Wen is Baze, a freelance assassin

Riz Ahmed plays Bodhi, a rebel soldier.

Alan Tudyk is K-250, an Imperial Enforcer droid who has been turned to the good side.

Donnie Yen is Chirrut, a "spiritual warrior"
Title: Re: Official Star Wars Discussion Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on May 17, 2016, 04:53:12 pm
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CipBpzeVAAUOijv.jpg)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CirVscWWUAAfJqv.jpg)
Felicity Jones is Jyn Erso

Diego Luna is Captain Cassian Andor, a Rebel Alliance officer.

Jiang Wen is Baze, a freelance assassin

Riz Ahmed plays Bodhi, a rebel soldier.

Alan Tudyk is K-250, an Imperial Enforcer droid who has been turned to the good side.

Donnie Yen is Chirrut, a "spiritual warrior"
And Ben Mendelsohn is Director Krennic!
Title: Re: Official Star Wars Discussion Thread
Post by: John Tyler on May 31, 2016, 11:16:59 pm
Oh dear... (http://pagesix.com/2016/05/30/disney-execs-in-a-panic-over-upcoming-star-wars-film/)
Title: Re: Official Star Wars Discussion Thread
Post by: Jim Raynor on May 31, 2016, 11:23:03 pm
Oh dear... (http://pagesix.com/2016/05/30/disney-execs-in-a-panic-over-upcoming-star-wars-film/)
I expect a delay.
Title: Re: Official Star Wars Discussion Thread
Post by: Diego Tutweiller on May 31, 2016, 11:28:24 pm
Oh dear... (http://pagesix.com/2016/05/30/disney-execs-in-a-panic-over-upcoming-star-wars-film/)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DO0kxKMHIA
Title: Re: Official Star Wars Discussion Thread
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on June 01, 2016, 12:23:27 am