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Title: Batman vs Superman
Post by: ChillinDylan Godsend on March 16, 2015, 09:54:32 am
...is this gonna be any good?
Title: Re: Batman vs Superman
Post by: Man With No Name on March 16, 2015, 09:12:20 pm
No.
Title: Re: Batman vs Superman
Post by: David Tanny on March 16, 2015, 09:13:08 pm
I doubt it. But I'll still see it, if only for Affleck.
Title: Re: Batman vs Superman
Post by: Tho Master Fie on March 16, 2015, 09:14:58 pm
Maybe (I don't know)
Title: Re: Batman vs Superman
Post by: ChillinDylan Godsend on March 16, 2015, 09:19:53 pm
I doubt it. But I'll still see it, if only for Affleck.

Underrated actor tbh
Title: Re: Batman vs Superman
Post by: J. Kashmir on March 16, 2015, 11:06:40 pm
It's certainly ambitious, but I think it will be hurt by excessive length, underdeveloped characters due to a crowded canvas (Like TASM2), and some mild headache inducing action.
Title: Re: Batman vs Superman
Post by: Catbus! on March 16, 2015, 11:59:24 pm
I cannot suspend my disbelief over any scenario wherein Superman has to take more than 3 seconds to deal with Batman. So what are they gonna do with the remaining two hours and 45 minutes?


That being said, the original Frank Miller Dark Knight series was pretty awesome, and this is coming from someone who likes neither comic books nor superheroes. Why couldn't someone just film that? It's practically a movie storyboard!
Title: Re: Batman vs Superman
Post by: ChillinDylan Godsend on March 17, 2015, 02:54:51 pm
I cannot suspend my disbelief over any scenario wherein Superman has to take more than 3 seconds to deal with Batman. So what are they gonna do with the remaining two hours and 45 minutes?


That being said, the original Frank Miller Dark Knight series was pretty awesome, and this is coming from someone who likes neither comic books nor superheroes. Why couldn't someone just film that? It's practically a movie storyboard!

I'm not a big comic book fan either - and I agree that in no universe could Batman beat Superman mano-e-mano.  Unless Batman was holding a chunk of kryptonite.  There is just no way.  Batman is just a regular human with a bunch of gadgets. 
Title: Re: Batman vs Superman
Post by: Danny Darkoh on March 17, 2015, 06:52:14 pm
Yes it will be. With Chris Terrio writing and replacing David S. Goyer, The-Film-That-Must-Not-Be-Named's biggest problem is solved. Also, tell me, how the **** is this movie crowded, when Cyborg will show up in a cameo, or a post credits scene (a minute tops), Aquaman's role is very minor, and it's as big as X-Men: Days of Future Past, which had a lot of characters but was handled greatly.
Title: Re: Batman vs Superman
Post by: ChillinDylan Godsend on March 17, 2015, 06:54:27 pm
Yes it will be. With Chris Terrio writing and replacing David S. Goyer, The-Film-That-Must-Not-Be-Named's biggest problem is solved. Also, tell me, how the **** is this movie crowded, when Cyborg will show up in a cameo, or a post credits scene (a minute tops), Aquaman's role is very minor, and it's as big as X-Men: Days of Future Past, which had a lot of characters but was handled greatly.

welcome Danny Oh...did you have fun last night with Cards Against Humanity???
Title: Re: Batman vs Superman
Post by: Danny Darkoh on March 17, 2015, 06:57:33 pm
Yes it will be. With Chris Terrio writing and replacing David S. Goyer, The-Film-That-Must-Not-Be-Named's biggest problem is solved. Also, tell me, how the **** is this movie crowded, when Cyborg will show up in a cameo, or a post credits scene (a minute tops), Aquaman's role is very minor, and it's as big as X-Men: Days of Future Past, which had a lot of characters but was handled greatly.

welcome Danny Oh...did you have fun last night with Cards Against Humanity???
Oh yeah. It was hilarious.
Title: Re: Batman vs Superman
Post by: ChillinDylan Godsend on March 17, 2015, 06:59:41 pm
Yes it will be. With Chris Terrio writing and replacing David S. Goyer, The-Film-That-Must-Not-Be-Named's biggest problem is solved. Also, tell me, how the **** is this movie crowded, when Cyborg will show up in a cameo, or a post credits scene (a minute tops), Aquaman's role is very minor, and it's as big as X-Men: Days of Future Past, which had a lot of characters but was handled greatly.

welcome Danny Oh...did you have fun last night with Cards Against Humanity???
Oh yeah. It was hilarious.

I only played it for the first time the night before...I'm hooked...
Title: Re: Batman vs Superman
Post by: Man With No Name on March 17, 2015, 07:22:27 pm
Yes it will be. With Chris Terrio writing and replacing David S. Goyer, The-Film-That-Must-Not-Be-Named's biggest problem is solved. Also, tell me, how the **** is this movie crowded, when Cyborg will show up in a cameo, or a post credits scene (a minute tops), Aquaman's role is very minor, and it's as big as X-Men: Days of Future Past, which had a lot of characters but was handled greatly.

The biggest problem was certainly Snyder. The story maybe had the potential to be half-way decent, but it was a ridiculous explosion fest, no thanks to Hack Snyder.
Title: Re: Batman vs Superman
Post by: ChillinDylan Godsend on March 17, 2015, 07:29:25 pm
Yes it will be. With Chris Terrio writing and replacing David S. Goyer, The-Film-That-Must-Not-Be-Named's biggest problem is solved. Also, tell me, how the **** is this movie crowded, when Cyborg will show up in a cameo, or a post credits scene (a minute tops), Aquaman's role is very minor, and it's as big as X-Men: Days of Future Past, which had a lot of characters but was handled greatly.

The biggest problem was certainly Snyder. The story maybe had the potential to be half-way decent, but it was a ridiculous explosion fest, no thanks to Hack Snyder.

He must have gone to the Michael Bay school of filmmaking...
Title: Re: Batman vs Superman
Post by: Man With No Name on March 17, 2015, 07:30:26 pm
Yes it will be. With Chris Terrio writing and replacing David S. Goyer, The-Film-That-Must-Not-Be-Named's biggest problem is solved. Also, tell me, how the **** is this movie crowded, when Cyborg will show up in a cameo, or a post credits scene (a minute tops), Aquaman's role is very minor, and it's as big as X-Men: Days of Future Past, which had a lot of characters but was handled greatly.

The biggest problem was certainly Snyder. The story maybe had the potential to be half-way decent, but it was a ridiculous explosion fest, no thanks to Hack Snyder.

He must have gone to the Michael Bay school of filmmaking...

Pretty much. He went full Michael Bay in that movie. Never go full Michael Bay.
Title: Re: Batman vs Superman
Post by: Danny Darkoh on March 17, 2015, 07:45:23 pm
Yes it will be. With Chris Terrio writing and replacing David S. Goyer, The-Film-That-Must-Not-Be-Named's biggest problem is solved. Also, tell me, how the **** is this movie crowded, when Cyborg will show up in a cameo, or a post credits scene (a minute tops), Aquaman's role is very minor, and it's as big as X-Men: Days of Future Past, which had a lot of characters but was handled greatly.

The biggest problem was certainly Snyder. The story maybe had the potential to be half-way decent, but it was a ridiculous explosion fest, no thanks to Hack Snyder.

He must have gone to the Michael Bay school of filmmaking...

Pretty much. He went full Michael Bay in that movie. Never go full Michael Bay.
Are you **** kidding me? With the exception of the third act, 2/3 of the movie was character development, and a NON explosion fest. Maybe an action scene or two here and there so we don't fall asleep, but what's with this comparison of Zack Snyder to Michael Bay? Snyder is a much more superior filmmaker! Just check out Watchmen.
Title: Re: Batman vs Superman
Post by: Man With No Name on March 17, 2015, 07:48:54 pm
Yes it will be. With Chris Terrio writing and replacing David S. Goyer, The-Film-That-Must-Not-Be-Named's biggest problem is solved. Also, tell me, how the **** is this movie crowded, when Cyborg will show up in a cameo, or a post credits scene (a minute tops), Aquaman's role is very minor, and it's as big as X-Men: Days of Future Past, which had a lot of characters but was handled greatly.

The biggest problem was certainly Snyder. The story maybe had the potential to be half-way decent, but it was a ridiculous explosion fest, no thanks to Hack Snyder.

He must have gone to the Michael Bay school of filmmaking...

Pretty much. He went full Michael Bay in that movie. Never go full Michael Bay.
Are you **** kidding me? With the exception of the third act, 2/3 of the movie was character development, and a NON explosion fest. Maybe an action scene or two here and there so we don't fall asleep, but what's with this comparison of Zack Snyder to Michael Bay? Snyder is a much more superior filmmaker! Just check out Watchmen.

Ugh, don't start this again. Agree to disagree. Except Watchmen was quality.
Title: Re: Batman vs Superman
Post by: Danny Darkoh on March 17, 2015, 07:52:58 pm
Yes it will be. With Chris Terrio writing and replacing David S. Goyer, The-Film-That-Must-Not-Be-Named's biggest problem is solved. Also, tell me, how the **** is this movie crowded, when Cyborg will show up in a cameo, or a post credits scene (a minute tops), Aquaman's role is very minor, and it's as big as X-Men: Days of Future Past, which had a lot of characters but was handled greatly.

The biggest problem was certainly Snyder. The story maybe had the potential to be half-way decent, but it was a ridiculous explosion fest, no thanks to Hack Snyder.

He must have gone to the Michael Bay school of filmmaking...

Pretty much. He went full Michael Bay in that movie. Never go full Michael Bay.
Are you **** kidding me? With the exception of the third act, 2/3 of the movie was character development, and a NON explosion fest. Maybe an action scene or two here and there so we don't fall asleep, but what's with this comparison of Zack Snyder to Michael Bay? Snyder is a much more superior filmmaker! Just check out Watchmen.

Ugh, don't start this again. Agree to disagree. Except Watchmen was quality.
Fair enough. But I'm glad you agree that Watchmen was quality.
Title: Re: Batman vs Superman
Post by: Aaron on March 20, 2015, 05:21:00 pm
Hahaha lol it will suck

See here: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2975590/board/thread/241378411?d=241378411#241378411
Title: Re: Batman vs Superman
Post by: The One Who Lurks on March 20, 2015, 05:35:57 pm
Based on what I've seen of the guy, Snyder's strong suit is giving strong visuals alongside something already competently written, hence why 300 and Watchmen worked.  However, David Goyer's skills are...questionable, hence The-Film-That-Must-Not-Be-Named's shortcomings. 
Title: Re: Batman vs Superman
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on March 20, 2015, 07:50:57 pm
It could be decent, but I'm worried.
Title: Re: Batman vs Superman
Post by: Danny Darkoh on March 20, 2015, 09:26:05 pm
Based on what I've seen of the guy, Snyder's strong suit is giving strong visuals alongside something already competently written, hence why 300 and Watchmen worked.  However, David Goyer's skills are...questionable, hence The-Film-That-Must-Not-Be-Named's shortcomings. 
That's why we have Chris Terrio.
Title: Re: Batman vs Superman
Post by: Man With No Name on March 20, 2015, 09:28:32 pm
Based on what I've seen of the guy, Snyder's strong suit is giving strong visuals alongside something already competently written, hence why 300 and Watchmen worked.  However, David Goyer's skills are...questionable, hence The-Film-That-Must-Not-Be-Named's shortcomings. 

What's up with the FNaF gif?
Title: Re: Batman vs Superman
Post by: Caleb Paasche on March 20, 2015, 09:33:08 pm
It could be decent, but I'm worried.
Same. I just hope they do a decent job with Batman, I really love the character and don't want to see him bungled.
Title: Re: Batman vs Superman
Post by: Danny Darkoh on March 20, 2015, 09:34:14 pm
It could be decent, but I'm worried.
Same. I just hope they do a decent job with Batman, I really love the character and don't want to see him bungled.
Well, frankly speaking, that's been done already.

*points to Batman and Robin*
Title: Re: Batman vs Superman
Post by: Caleb Paasche on March 20, 2015, 09:36:27 pm
It could be decent, but I'm worried.
Same. I just hope they do a decent job with Batman, I really love the character and don't want to see him bungled.
Well, frankly speaking, that's been done already.

*points to Batman and Robin*
I'm trying to forget that Danny...
Title: Re: Batman vs Superman
Post by: Man With No Name on March 20, 2015, 09:38:09 pm
It could be decent, but I'm worried.
Same. I just hope they do a decent job with Batman, I really love the character and don't want to see him bungled.
Well, frankly speaking, that's been done already.

*points to Batman and Robin*
I'm trying to forget that Danny...

About what? Batman & Robin?
Title: Re: Batman vs Superman
Post by: Danny Darkoh on March 20, 2015, 09:38:36 pm
It could be decent, but I'm worried.
Same. I just hope they do a decent job with Batman, I really love the character and don't want to see him bungled.
Well, frankly speaking, that's been done already.

*points to Batman and Robin*
I'm trying to forget that Danny...
Oh.. well ok. Trying hit your head really really hard.
Title: Re: Batman vs Superman
Post by: Caleb Paasche on March 20, 2015, 09:40:36 pm
It could be decent, but I'm worried.
Same. I just hope they do a decent job with Batman, I really love the character and don't want to see him bungled.
Well, frankly speaking, that's been done already.

*points to Batman and Robin*
I'm trying to forget that Danny...

About what? Batman & Robin?
Yeah. Worst movie I've ever seen, and it **** butchered Batman, who I love from the comics as well as Nolan.
Title: Re: Batman vs Superman
Post by: J. Kashmir on March 20, 2015, 11:17:48 pm
It could be decent, but I'm worried.
Same. I just hope they do a decent job with Batman, I really love the character and don't want to see him bungled.
Well, frankly speaking, that's been done already.

*points to Batman and Robin*
I'm trying to forget that Danny...

About what? Batman & Robin?
Yeah. Worst movie I've ever seen, and it **** butchered Batman, who I love from the comics as well as Nolan.
Better than Legends of Oz, at least. I could get sick enjoyment out of all of Mr. Freeze's cool puns. *rimshot*
Title: Re: Batman vs Superman
Post by: The One Who Lurks on March 20, 2015, 11:20:49 pm
Based on what I've seen of the guy, Snyder's strong suit is giving strong visuals alongside something already competently written, hence why 300 and Watchmen worked.  However, David Goyer's skills are...questionable, hence The-Film-That-Must-Not-Be-Named's shortcomings. 

What's up with the FNaF gif?
I thought it'd look nice alongside the moving feature.
Title: Re: Batman vs Superman
Post by: Alex Maverick on March 23, 2015, 05:21:29 am
Most likely not. The only reason I can think of to see it is to watch how Affleck plays Batman.
Title: Re: Batman vs Superman
Post by: William Costigan on March 23, 2015, 05:39:23 am
The top 3 things that can kill Superman:

3. Doomsday (As shown in Superman: Doomsday)

2. Kryptonite

1. Zack Snyder
Title: Re: Batman vs Superman
Post by: Alex Maverick on March 23, 2015, 05:41:04 am
The top 3 things that can kill Superman:

3. Doomsday (As shown in Superman: Doomsday)

2. Kryptonite

1. Zack Snyder

Inb4 Danny Oh says "Snyder had nothing to do with it! It was all Goyer!"
Title: Re: Batman vs Superman
Post by: William Costigan on March 23, 2015, 05:42:12 am
The top 3 things that can kill Superman:

3. Doomsday (As shown in Superman: Doomsday)

2. Kryptonite

1. Zack Snyder

Inb4 Danny Oh says "Snyder had nothing to do with it! It was all Goyer!"

I guess that means I was wrong then...
Title: Re: Batman vs Superman
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on August 28, 2016, 08:03:50 pm
Guest, make an account. We're not that weird.
Title: Re: Batman vs Superman
Post by: Cutler de Chateau on August 28, 2016, 08:04:31 pm
Guest, make an account. We're not that weird.

you know that i could uuuuuuuuusse somebodeaaaaaya!
Title: Re: Batman vs Superman
Post by: CT_Sexybeast on August 28, 2016, 08:06:04 pm
Guest, make an account. We're not that weird.

you know that i could uuuuuuuuusse somebodeaaaaaya!
I used to like Kings of Leon. Haven't heard them in a while.
Title: Re: Batman vs Superman
Post by: Cutler de Chateau on August 28, 2016, 08:07:55 pm
Guest, make an account. We're not that weird.

you know that i could uuuuuuuuusse somebodeaaaaaya!
I used to like Kings of Leon. Haven't heard them in a while.

I can't stop giggling and repeating it. 
Title: Re: Batman vs Superman
Post by: Diego Tutweiller on August 28, 2016, 08:13:07 pm
This thread is hilarious.
Title: Re: Batman vs Superman
Post by: Cutler de Chateau on August 28, 2016, 08:15:22 pm
This thread is hilarious.

this song cured my "uuuuuussssee somebodeaaayaa!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqQuihD0hoI   (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqQuihD0hoI)
Title: Re: Batman vs Superman
Post by: Suspect #1 on August 28, 2016, 08:19:33 pm
Yes it will be. With Chris Terrio writing and replacing David S. Goyer, The-Film-That-Must-Not-Be-Named's biggest problem is solved. Also, tell me, how the **** is this movie crowded, when Cyborg will show up in a cameo, or a post credits scene (a minute tops), Aquaman's role is very minor, and it's as big as X-Men: Days of Future Past, which had a lot of characters but was handled greatly.

Lol.
Title: Re: Batman vs Superman
Post by: Suspect #1 on August 28, 2016, 08:21:52 pm
The top 3 things that can kill Superman:

3. Doomsday (As shown in Superman: Doomsday)

2. Kryptonite

1. Zack Snyder

Fantastic post.
Title: Re: Batman vs Superman
Post by: Tho Master Fie on September 02, 2016, 12:17:14 am
This was a goddamn pelican of a film.
Title: Re: Batman vs Superman
Post by: Danny Darkoh on September 02, 2016, 12:18:26 am
This was a goddamn pelican of a film.
Did you watch the Ultimate Edition or the theatrical cut?
Title: Re: Batman vs Superman
Post by: David Tanny on September 02, 2016, 01:26:15 am
For the record, I love this movie.

But I still dislike The-Film-That-Must-Not-Be-Named. So there it is.
Title: Re: Batman vs Superman
Post by: Robert Neville on September 02, 2016, 08:41:38 am
For the record, I love this movie.

But I still dislike The-Film-That-Must-Not-Be-Named. So there it is.

Well, I absolutely hated this movie, but this isn't our official thread for this film's discussion. I would've probably linked you to "official" one, but I feel like this could cause a major argument, so I'll let slide.

(Though, I recently saw The Farce Awakens, and I hated it almost as much as this film. So, there it is.) 
Title: Re: Batman vs Superman
Post by: Cutler de Chateau on September 02, 2016, 09:41:36 am
This was a goddamn pelican of a film.
Did you watch the Ultimate Edition or the theatrical cut?

You logged off of Skype too early to get the joke... you Albatross of an Asian.