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Star Wars: The Last Jedi - 5/10
Would you say it's better than TFA? I myself am not sure.
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Star Wars: The Last Jedi - 5/10
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Pretentious Elitist Snob Discussion / Re: The Review Artist
« Last post by Diego Tutweiller on Today at 06:20:49 pm »
Will Thommy Wiseau make a cameo in this script?

That's about as meta as it gets.
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Pretentious Elitist Snob Discussion / Re: The Review Artist
« Last post by J. Kashmir on Today at 05:13:45 pm »
Will Thommy Wiseau make a cameo in this script?
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The Seven-Ups: 9/10
Rolling Thunder: 9/10
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As for other films I want to see your thoughts on?  Thor: Ragnarok, Geostorm, King Arthur, Kingsman: The Golden Circle, Suburbicon, mother!, Gerald's Game, The Emoji Movie, Transformers 5, and of course, Justice League.

Forgot to mention Valerian as well.

Diego absolutely needs to see that. Like with Fantastic Beasts last year, I am absolutely certain this will net several of year's-worst Tutties.

"We both know you're quite a ladykiller. So why do you stop loving a girl the moment you win her heart?"

Oh.

My.

God.

I think Russian translation managed to make this a little more tolerable. Either way, that entire scene was still torturous. We are shown that ridiculous wall of photos, but he never shows any wit, charm or what not to make it halfway believable. Yet, the film just keeps coming back to "romance", interspersed with random action **** (most of which is not even connected to the main plot at all), where he fails even harder as the lazy, entitled Bond-wannabe he is. He's one of the least likable protagonists I have seen in I don't know how long, and there's nothing compelling about him either.

I used to kind of sympathise with the girl for being stuck with him (for some reason), up until her only reaction to their entire back-up squad being wiped out on the desert planet is to crack a joke. If those two are the best agents humanity has in that timeline, then we are truly fucked.

I would have seriously preferred it if Cara Delevangeleigne was the main character. Both of them got extremely irritating within the first ten minutes, but at least she had some charm. But most of the time, I simply felt embarrassed for the two of them. It's not easy to say some of that dialogue and still be able to look at yourself in the mirror.
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"What good is free when you're an illegal immigrant far from home?"

This is so embarrassing.
That line was quite egregious. That said, I thought that Rihanna was surprisingly competent in spite of the script and her short screentime, and that if the film focused on her it'd be much more interesting on a thematic and character level.
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As for other films I want to see your thoughts on?  Thor: Ragnarok, Geostorm, King Arthur, Kingsman: The Golden Circle, Suburbicon, mother!, Gerald's Game, The Emoji Movie, Transformers 5, and of course, Justice League.

Forgot to mention Valerian as well.

Diego absolutely needs to see that. Like with Fantastic Beasts last year, I am absolutely certain this will net several of year's-worst Tutties.

"We both know you're quite a ladykiller. So why do you stop loving a girl the moment you win her heart?"

Oh.

My.

God.

I think Russian translation managed to make this a little more tolerable. Either way, that entire scene was still torturous. We are shown that ridiculous wall of photos, but he never shows any wit, charm or what not to make it halfway believable. Yet, the film just keeps coming back to "romance", interspersed with random action **** (most of which is not even connected to the main plot at all), where he fails even harder as the lazy, entitled Bond-wannabe he is. He's one of the least likable protagonists I have seen in I don't know how long, and there's nothing compelling about him either.

I used to kind of sympathise with the girl for being stuck with him (for some reason), up until her only reaction to their entire back-up squad being wiped out on the desert planet is to crack a joke. If those two are the best agents humanity has in that timeline, then we are truly fucked.
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Goon: Last of the Enforcers - 8/10
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