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New Movie Release Discussion / Re: Spider-Man: Homecoming
« Last post by Cutler de Chateau on August 18, 2017, 01:08:28 pm »
92%?  Jeez, this might be the worst superhero film I've seen.

Not the worst.  But definitely mediocre and forgettable.  Couldn't even tell you a single line from the film and I still remember "A God named Sparkles."
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New Movie Release Discussion / Re: Spider-Man: Homecoming
« Last post by Tho Master Fie on August 18, 2017, 01:06:33 pm »
92%?  Jeez, this might be the worst superhero film I've seen.
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lol politics.
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Finally saw Children of Men. It's a masterpiece that ages like wine, and it goes without saying that the cinematography and acting are fantastic. It's a shame Clive Owen's career has been on the decline since this film because his performance in particular carried much of the film. I have some very mild nitpicks but I think this is probably worth a high A if not an A+.

Top ten film for me. Just a marvel of cinema.
It's probably somewhere in my top 25 as of now. Its ability to balance its viscerality with emotion and a genuinely affecting redemption arc was masterful. Cuaron will probably never top this.
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General Movie/Television Discussion Board / Re: THE OFFICIAL MOVIE WATCHING THREAD
« Last post by Frankie on August 18, 2017, 02:27:23 am »
Finally saw Children of Men. It's a masterpiece that ages like wine, and it goes without saying that the cinematography and acting are fantastic. It's a shame Clive Owen's career has been on the decline since this film because his performance in particular carried much of the film. I have some very mild nitpicks but I think this is probably worth a high A if not an A+.

Top ten film for me. Just a marvel of cinema.
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inb4 "I liked this show before it was politicized."
Given the source material's focus on political intrigue it makes sense. In order for this to become, say, a late night show echo chamber, the quality of the writing would have to take a downturn.
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inb4 "I liked this show before it was politicized."
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Finally saw Children of Men. It's a masterpiece that ages like wine, and it goes without saying that the cinematography and acting are fantastic. It's a shame Clive Owen's career has been on the decline since this film because his performance in particular carried much of the film. I have some very mild nitpicks but I think this is probably worth a high A if not an A+.
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A royal procession makes its way through the city center. King Jedffrey walks alongside Queen Frankie and Tyrfien, with a squadron of elite knights guarding them. The commoners begin to shout insults from the rooftops, and Jedffrey looks around, confused.

Jedffrey: "Why are they protesting me? The siege is lifted. They have plenty of food."

Tyrfien: "They're not starving, you imbecile. They want to see good movies. You've taken away all of their favorite films and replaced them with Battlefield Earth and Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close. If I weren't related to you, I'd probably be protesting too."

Commoner: "All hail King Jedffrey! The one true king! [/sarcasm]!"

Commoner: "Please, your grace! Just because you didn't understand Pulp Fiction doesn't mean you have to ban it!"

Suddenly, something wet hits Jedffrey in the face. He screams and tries to wipe it off. It is salad dressing.

Jedffrey: "Who did that? Who threw that? Find who did that and ban him immediately!"

Tyrfien: "You can't deny their right to peaceful protest, your grace!"

Jedffrey: "I don't care! Bash their heads! We need law and order in this country! These people are rapists and murderers, and they're bringing drugs and crime into my city!"

Lord Dylin nods in approval of Jedffrey's words. However, the procession is suddenly accosted by a gang of balaclava-wearing hoodlums, who scream obscenities at Jedffrey and his family. Caught in the middle, Tyrfien looks around in panic.

Commoner: "NO FASCISTS IN THE OASIS!"

Commoner: "Succotash my ballsack, Jedffrey!"

Tyrfien: "That's it. Make a break for it!"

The royal family fights its way through the screaming crowd, barely making it to the gates of the Jed Keep.
 The commoners continue to scream and throw molotov cocktails outside, but the king is safe.


Tyrfien: "Oh, Jedffrey, you blind bloody fool. We've had pervert kings, and we've had tasteless kings, but I don't know if we've ever been cursed with a tasteless pervert for a king! Do you hear them screaming? They want quality films, you idiot, not the drivel you've been forcing upon them! You'd better hope this royal wedding distracts them, otherwise you're going to have a lot to answer for!"

Outside the castle, the commoners crowd around a statue of King Jedffrey in the city square. Pelting it with salad dressing and Dunkin Donuts cups, they lasso it with ropes and pull it from its pedestal. The head is removed, and the people kick it through the streets.
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