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Bobby McConway

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Dommy
« on: November 23, 2015, 07:09:24 pm »
How many cocks can you entertain in that little cumdumpster of yours?

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Re: Dommy
« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2015, 07:19:26 pm »
Think we scared him off for good this time?

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Re: Dommy
« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2015, 07:19:59 pm »
Think we scared him off for good this time?
No. He'll be back. With more Tut worshiping comments.

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Re: Dommy
« Reply #3 on: November 23, 2015, 07:20:59 pm »
Think we scared him off for good this time?
No. He'll be back. With more Tut worshiping comments.

Should I email Tut about this?  Dommy being here could persuade him to join.

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Re: Dommy
« Reply #4 on: November 23, 2015, 07:21:30 pm »
Should I email Tut about this?  Dommy being here could persuade him to join.
It's worth a try, I suppose.

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Re: Dommy
« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2015, 07:41:07 pm »
Think we scared him off for good this time?
No. He'll be back. With more Tut worshiping comments.

Should I email Tut about this?  Dommy being here could persuade him to join.
Haha I was just thinking about doing that. Go for it!

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Re: Dommy
« Reply #6 on: November 24, 2015, 09:05:31 am »
How many cocks can you entertain in that little cumdumpster of yours?

This seems like a CAH question...the correct answer is "as many cocks as are available"

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Re: Dommy
« Reply #7 on: November 25, 2015, 08:08:56 am »
Thanks for reminding me how much I used to hate you guys.

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Re: Dommy
« Reply #8 on: June 13, 2017, 12:00:26 pm »
Thanks for reminding me how much I used to hate you guys.

Sorry, but, what is this whole thread about, exactly?
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Re: Dommy
« Reply #9 on: June 13, 2017, 12:01:14 pm »
Thanks for reminding me how much I used to hate you guys.

Sorry, but, what is this whole thread about, exactly?

It's about Dom Dommy Cobb from Inception by Warner Bros. WB Christopher Nolan.

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Re: Dommy
« Reply #10 on: June 13, 2017, 12:03:44 pm »
Ellen Page is a lesbian X-Men, isn't she/wasn't she? I don't remember very well, you see...
Ellen Page is a lesbian IRL, yes. She's straight in the X-Men films.
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Re: Dommy
« Reply #11 on: June 13, 2017, 07:49:43 pm »
Yes, I hate Zac Efron and the reviews have been abysmal. And I assume that I wouldn't like this movie at all if I saw it (which I won't, because it's just not my type of movie and I don't watch movies that I don't think I'd like).

That being said, you're a cynical snob who gets off on hating things and you should seriously restrict your hatred to the things that actually deserve it (i.e. presumably That Awkward Moment) rather than things that don't (Harry Potter, The Avengers, Monty Python). I get that you enjoy hating things that are beloved by everybody else because it makes you feel "elite" and "intellectual", but it really makes you a stuck-up, self-superior **** that makes me want to throw you into a trash compactor and watch you beg for mercy and wet your pants before pulling you out at the last minute and breaking your legs to show that elitist hipsters break like everybody else. I want to burn you to show that vitriol doesn't make you fireproof. I have literally never wanted to kill someone on the internet before you. You disgust me. And yet I also feel kind of sorry for you, because I assume that in order to have that much hate inside your icy, microscopic heart, you must have been hurt in some sort of way. The fact that you're a child makes things worse, because no child should have such a lack of imagination and no child should be under the impression that not having an imagination or a sense of fun makes you smarter and better than everyone else (whom I'm sure you refer to as "the mindless masses"). Also, you lack all sensitivity and kindness towards others. You are truly disrespectful to people. Does my love of Tolkien and Monty Python automatically make me a brainless sheep? Did you ever even consider that Doctor Who really helped me through personal loss and your attack on its fans made me feel insignificant and unworthy of life again? Do you realize that you've insulted the myriad of actual intellectuals who love Douglas Adams's work and that these people have gotten farther than you ever will? You're pretentious, profane and so fueled by negativity and you will only offer hatred to society.

Here are some of the things you said that prove that you're a disrespectful, hateful loser who needs to do something productive with his life rather than go around believing that the more things you hate the smarter you are and trying to hurt people's feelings to compensate for the fact that you haven't got any.

"Either the people who liked it are deluding themselves into enjoying it purely because they don't want to admit disappointment, or they are just purely incapable of seeing past their obsessive fandoms and understanding that post-post credits scenes are not clever. Either way, in time they will come to see why this movie is such a load of garbage. If I were five years old and still played with action figures, I would probably love this movie. Fortunately, I have a **** brain. "

DIE, DIE, DIE! I have a brain. I'm an A minus-student (not an A-student because school isn't my life) who loves history and philosophy and has gotten into highly-respected colleges. I got 800's on my reading and writing SAT's. And I absolutely adore The Avengers. This really offends me. Millions of people like The Avengers, and you honestly believe that your hatred of a movie that everyone else likes makes you better than them. How, may I ask, does hatred and lack of imagination mean that you're smarter than us? I'm not purely capable of seeing past my obsessive fandoms. I hated Agents of SHIELD. I'm an enormous Star Wars fan, and I don't really care for Attack of the Clones. I can love fandoms and admit that some parts of them are flawed. But I don't think that people who enjoy Agents of SHIELD are lesser than I am; I just think we have a different GODDAMN OPINION, and I don't disparage it mercilessly. I just say, "I don't like Agents of SHIELD because I think that the supporting characters are boring and that Torchwood handled a similar premise better, but that's just my opinion" and move on. I love The Avengers because it's a great movie. Because the characters are excellent, the dialogue is extremely clever, the acting is superb and the action sequences are very strong. It's not because I'm blind or susceptible or lying to myself. And this isn't just me. This is EVERYBODY ELSE. This is people who appreciate movies that are MEANT TO ENTERTAIN YOU. Honestly, for me, The Avengers was two and a half hours of cinematic bliss. And you don't have to agree with me. But you do have to stop thinking that hating it makes you better or smarter than me, because that is precisely why I loathe you so much. The fact that you call a movie that's honestly really important to me "a load of garbage" and say that anyone who loves this movie is lesser than you makes me want to see you drawn and quartered in a public square.

"Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire is, in short, one of the worst movies of all time and probably in the top ten most painful moviegoing experiences I've ever had."
"I had completely forgotten about some of the more idiotic plot elements, such as Harry's visions of the Ministry of Magic, that **** snake, the Room of Requirement, and the accursed **** centaurs until I started forcing myself to remember this travesty of a film. David Yates **** this up, but a large part of the blame has to be laid on Rowling, who at this point got way too self-confident and threw together a string of absolutely unimportant stories, without ever making an attempt to get them to cohere into a plot. ****, the book sucks. And somehow, this movie is even worse. "
How the hell is Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire a worse film than Twilight or Sucker Punch? And considering that Harry Potter really helped make me who I am today, if you said this about J. K. Rowling to me in person, I would have politely responded with a punch in the face.


"I did have to fight the urge to yell at the geeks in their Hobbit costumes at the evening showing I went to. I think that their fandom just blinds them from seeing the truth. If you're willing to not care about characters, plot, dialogue, or anything else that makes a movie good, I'm sure you'll have a fun time. But for everyone who bothers being even a tad analytical, the jarring defects of this movie will be crystal clear. Yeah, there are literally no redeeming qualities in this monumental pile of filth and garbage."
This hurts my feelings so much, and that's a concept that you no nothing about. "The truth"? It's an OPINION, you arrogant BASTARD! The fact that you believe your hatred to be fact and other people's imagination and enjoyment to be lies is one of the biggest reasons why if I met you, I'd gouge out your eyes and feed them to a goat, who is more worthy of life and nourishment than you are of eyes. I LOVE MIDDLE-EARTH. And if you say that I'm a mindless sheep simply because I love a series of books and films, I will show you that a sheep's hooves are dangerous objects.

"Benedict Cumberbatch is a pretty bland actor, and (here's a minor personal bias for me) I feel like he was cast only to please the fangirls."
Benedict Cumberbatch is my favorite actor and Sherlock is my 2nd favorite TV show ever (after Game of Thrones). This warrants being boiled in hot water and fed to a group of New Guinean cannibals.

Oh, and one more thing: if you hate movies so much, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU REVIEWING THEM?! You are the... wait for it... anus of Rotten Tomatoes users.
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Re: Dommy
« Reply #12 on: June 13, 2017, 07:50:12 pm »
^^ Still the greatest thing I've ever read. Makes me laugh to this day.
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Re: Dommy
« Reply #13 on: June 13, 2017, 08:02:38 pm »

DIE, DIE, DIE! I have a brain. I'm an A minus-student (not an A-student because school isn't my life) who loves history and philosophy and has gotten into highly-respected colleges. I got 800's on my reading and writing SAT's. And I absolutely adore The Avengers. This really offends me. Millions of people like The Avengers, and you honestly believe that your hatred of a movie that everyone else likes makes you better than them. How, may I ask, does hatred and lack of imagination mean that you're smarter than us?

This is my favorite part.
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Re: Dommy
« Reply #14 on: June 14, 2017, 09:35:29 pm »
^^ Still the greatest thing I've ever read. Makes me laugh to this day.
If this passage ever fails to make me laugh, I will know that I am truly lost:

""The truth"? It's an OPINION, you arrogant BASTARD! The fact that you believe your hatred to be fact and other people's imagination and enjoyment to be lies is one of the biggest reasons why if I met you, I'd gouge out your eyes and feed them to a goat, who is more worthy of life and nourishment than you are of eyes. I LOVE MIDDLE-EARTH. And if you say that I'm a mindless sheep simply because I love a series of books and films, I will show you that a sheep's hooves are dangerous objects."

Truly masterful comedy. This whole thing is just so hilariously hypocritical and ironic that it'll always be funny.
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