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my sexual abuse story
« on: October 11, 2017, 08:33:37 pm »
With all the recent news coming to light about Ben Affleck, Harvey Dent, and that one guy, I thought it'd be a good time to share mine.  And it involves... brother John Tyler.  When John and I were younger, we used to play Pin the Nose on the Jew, a common pasttime favorite in our town.  John used to always win... that is... until that day.  I remember feeling elated to finally beat my brother at the game he was naturally gifted at.  That's when he said, "Here's your prize..." AND BOOM.  He socked me in my jaw.  As I regain composure on the ground, I asked, "Senpai John, nani!?"  That's when he unzipped his pants and I saw the putrid green and yellow phallus underneath.  A greenish slime was hiding under the foreskin and I said, "John.... why!?"  Without hesitation, he shoved the cheesy looking dick into my mouth and squirted what I assumed to be a yellowish custardy slime.  He said, "Swallow."  But I didn't and threw up chunks of hamburger helper and road kill from last night's dinner.  This didn't please John.  He smacked me on the face with his wrinkly ballsack.  I had my mouth open... which was worse as John turned around, pulled his pants down and put his ass him my face.  Underneath the rolls and rolls of fat and dead skin, there was a pungent odor of mildew and mothballs coming from the crevice as deep as the Mariana Trench.  That's when it happened.  He defacated blood and chunks of feces on my face... in my mouth... nose... and on my eyes.  It went on for ten minutes.  The watery, chunky chocolate brown feces went on.  Then it stopped.  He looked to me, smiled, and said, "Clean yourself up.  It was a prank."  I spent the last decade of my life in fear of my brother and the brown feces is what cultivated my hatred of all things black. 

I am Jim Tyler.  And I will not be bullied into silence. 

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Re: my sexual abuse story
« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2017, 08:40:25 pm »
A member of the Klan trying to gain sympathy by lying about sexual abuse.

Nice try, Jimmy boy. But next time, be more convincing.
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« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2017, 08:44:04 pm »
A member of the Klan trying to gain sympathy by lying about sexual abuse.

Nice try, Jimmy boy. But next time, be more convincing.

He will not be silenced, his voice will be heard you monster.

Jim, it's okay to stand up and speak out, we're here for you.
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Re: my sexual abuse story
« Reply #3 on: October 11, 2017, 08:46:45 pm »
Everything is terrible.

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Re: my sexual abuse story
« Reply #4 on: October 11, 2017, 09:01:03 pm »
The John Tyler Movie News Board has decided to indefinitely suspend Mr. Tyler in light of the recent sexual abuse accusations.  We over at the JTMN team do not condone the actions and look to provide a safespace for all employees regardless of gender, race, or sexual orientation. 

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« Reply #5 on: October 11, 2017, 09:12:29 pm »
With all the recent news coming to light about Ben Affleck, Harvey Dent, and that one guy, I thought it'd be a good time to share mine.  And it involves... brother John Tyler.  When John and I were younger, we used to play Pin the Nose on the Jew, a common pasttime favorite in our town.  John used to always win... that is... until that day.  I remember feeling elated to finally beat my brother at the game he was naturally gifted at.  That's when he said, "Here's your prize..." AND BOOM.  He socked me in my jaw.  As I regain composure on the ground, I asked, "Senpai John, nani!?"  That's when he unzipped his pants and I saw the putrid green and yellow phallus underneath.  A greenish slime was hiding under the foreskin and I said, "John.... why!?"  Without hesitation, he shoved the cheesy looking dick into my mouth and squirted what I assumed to be a yellowish custardy slime.  He said, "Swallow."  But I didn't and threw up chunks of hamburger helper and road kill from last night's dinner.  This didn't please John.  He smacked me on the face with his wrinkly ballsack.  I had my mouth open... which was worse as John turned around, pulled his pants down and put his ass him my face.  Underneath the rolls and rolls of fat and dead skin, there was a pungent odor of mildew and mothballs coming from the crevice as deep as the Mariana Trench.  That's when it happened.  He defacated blood and chunks of feces on my face... in my mouth... nose... and on my eyes.  It went on for ten minutes.  The watery, chunky chocolate brown feces went on.  Then it stopped.  He looked to me, smiled, and said, "Clean yourself up.  It was a prank."  I spent the last decade of my life in fear of my brother and the brown feces is what cultivated my hatred of all things black. 

I am Jim Tyler.  And I will not be bullied into silence. 

Yeah, but how were you dressed? Sounds like you were asking for it.

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Re: my sexual abuse story
« Reply #6 on: October 11, 2017, 09:45:02 pm »
With all the recent news coming to light about Ben Affleck, Harvey Dent, and that one guy, I thought it'd be a good time to share mine.  And it involves... brother John Tyler.  When John and I were younger, we used to play Pin the Nose on the Jew, a common pasttime favorite in our town.  John used to always win... that is... until that day.  I remember feeling elated to finally beat my brother at the game he was naturally gifted at.  That's when he said, "Here's your prize..." AND BOOM.  He socked me in my jaw.  As I regain composure on the ground, I asked, "Senpai John, nani!?"  That's when he unzipped his pants and I saw the putrid green and yellow phallus underneath.  A greenish slime was hiding under the foreskin and I said, "John.... why!?"  Without hesitation, he shoved the cheesy looking dick into my mouth and squirted what I assumed to be a yellowish custardy slime.  He said, "Swallow."  But I didn't and threw up chunks of hamburger helper and road kill from last night's dinner.  This didn't please John.  He smacked me on the face with his wrinkly ballsack.  I had my mouth open... which was worse as John turned around, pulled his pants down and put his ass him my face.  Underneath the rolls and rolls of fat and dead skin, there was a pungent odor of mildew and mothballs coming from the crevice as deep as the Mariana Trench.  That's when it happened.  He defacated blood and chunks of feces on my face... in my mouth... nose... and on my eyes.  It went on for ten minutes.  The watery, chunky chocolate brown feces went on.  Then it stopped.  He looked to me, smiled, and said, "Clean yourself up.  It was a prank."  I spent the last decade of my life in fear of my brother and the brown feces is what cultivated my hatred of all things black. 

I am Jim Tyler.  And I will not be bullied into silence. 

Yeah, but how were you dressed? Sounds like you were asking for it.

In my usual attire.  White sheets.

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Re: my sexual abuse story
« Reply #7 on: October 11, 2017, 09:47:03 pm »
With all the recent news coming to light about Ben Affleck, Harvey Dent, and that one guy, I thought it'd be a good time to share mine.  And it involves... brother John Tyler.  When John and I were younger, we used to play Pin the Nose on the Jew, a common pasttime favorite in our town.  John used to always win... that is... until that day.  I remember feeling elated to finally beat my brother at the game he was naturally gifted at.  That's when he said, "Here's your prize..." AND BOOM.  He socked me in my jaw.  As I regain composure on the ground, I asked, "Senpai John, nani!?"  That's when he unzipped his pants and I saw the putrid green and yellow phallus underneath.  A greenish slime was hiding under the foreskin and I said, "John.... why!?"  Without hesitation, he shoved the cheesy looking dick into my mouth and squirted what I assumed to be a yellowish custardy slime.  He said, "Swallow."  But I didn't and threw up chunks of hamburger helper and road kill from last night's dinner.  This didn't please John.  He smacked me on the face with his wrinkly ballsack.  I had my mouth open... which was worse as John turned around, pulled his pants down and put his ass him my face.  Underneath the rolls and rolls of fat and dead skin, there was a pungent odor of mildew and mothballs coming from the crevice as deep as the Mariana Trench.  That's when it happened.  He defacated blood and chunks of feces on my face... in my mouth... nose... and on my eyes.  It went on for ten minutes.  The watery, chunky chocolate brown feces went on.  Then it stopped.  He looked to me, smiled, and said, "Clean yourself up.  It was a prank."  I spent the last decade of my life in fear of my brother and the brown feces is what cultivated my hatred of all things black. 

I am Jim Tyler.  And I will not be bullied into silence. 

Yeah, but how were you dressed? Sounds like you were asking for it.

In my usual attire.  White sheets.

Whore.

 

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