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A Challenge
« on: December 19, 2015, 09:44:45 pm »
Re-cast all 7 Star Wars films with the worst possible actors/casting choices ever (and yes, this includes finding actors worse than Hayden Christensen and Jake Lloyd).
Everything is terrible.

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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2015, 09:45:58 pm »
Carrie Fisher for all of the roles.

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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2015, 09:52:12 pm »
Carrie Fisher for all of the roles.

Christian Bale for all of the roles.

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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2015, 09:58:12 pm »
Carrie Fisher for all of the roles.

Christian Bale for all of the roles.

That kid from Extremely Loud and Autistically Close for all of the roles.

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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2015, 09:59:59 pm »
Tommy Wiseau for a third of the roles, Jaden Smith + the Last Airbender kids for the other third, and finally, Adam Sandler for the last third.
Everything is terrible.

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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #5 on: December 20, 2015, 08:23:50 am »
Tommy Wiseau as Kylo Ren
Goodbye!

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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #6 on: December 20, 2015, 09:03:43 am »
Adam Driver as Kylo Ren.

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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #7 on: December 20, 2015, 09:33:28 am »
Carrie Fisher for all of the roles.

Christian Bale for all of the roles.

That kid from Extremely Loud and Autistically Close for all of the roles.

Never saw it - but heard he was just awful...

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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #8 on: December 20, 2015, 09:46:07 am »
Carrie Fisher for all of the roles.

Christian Bale for all of the roles.

That kid from Extremely Loud and Autistically Close for all of the roles.

Never saw it - but heard he was just awful...
And it didn't help his character was a very unrealistically over-the-top portrayal of a kid with ADHD/autism/Asperger's.
Everything is terrible.

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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #9 on: December 20, 2015, 07:40:55 pm »
Adam Driver as Kylo Ren.
I don't actually think I can think of anyone worse.

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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #10 on: January 18, 2016, 03:50:34 pm »
Paul O. (writer/director/star of GAP) remaking all three original Star Wars films with a budget of $10,000 per film. He would play each role with a different wig/hat and shoot it on a cassette tape based camera. The sets would be his creepy house with tin foil wrapped around things to signify a sci-fi setting.

He could do it and it would be the worst thing ever.

Wait...no, that sounds like the best thing ever.

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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #11 on: January 18, 2016, 03:54:32 pm »
Gap nearly killed me.

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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #12 on: January 18, 2016, 03:56:34 pm »

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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #13 on: January 18, 2016, 03:58:39 pm »
The first 30 minutes with the fat guy screaming a the dog to kill itself was fun.  The rest... ugly.

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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #14 on: January 18, 2016, 03:59:57 pm »
The first 30 minutes with the fat guy screaming a the dog to kill itself was fun.  The rest... ugly.
That faggot dog.

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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #15 on: January 18, 2016, 04:00:33 pm »
Re-cast all 7 Star Wars films with the worst possible actors/casting choices ever (and yes, this includes finding actors worse than Hayden Christensen and Jake Lloyd).
Hayden Christensen is a better actor than Tom Hardy.

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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #16 on: January 18, 2016, 04:00:49 pm »
The first 30 minutes with the fat guy screaming a the dog to kill itself was fun.  The rest... ugly.
Should I watch it?

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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #17 on: January 18, 2016, 04:01:16 pm »
Hayden Christensen is a better actor than Tom Hardy.
Don't you enjoy Bane?

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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #18 on: January 18, 2016, 04:01:43 pm »
Should I watch it?
Yes. I'll provide a link.

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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #19 on: January 18, 2016, 04:02:12 pm »
Hayden Christensen is a better actor than Tom Hardy.
Don't you enjoy Bane?
As comic relief...

 

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