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Bobby McConway

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swag
« on: March 26, 2015, 05:17:30 pm »
Your move, Braden.

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Tho Master Fie

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Re: swag
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2015, 05:21:47 pm »
So they're finally here performing for you,
If you know the words you can join in too.
Put your hands together if you want to clap,
As we take you through this monkey rap.
Huh
D.K. Donkey Kong
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well,
He's finally back, to kick some tail.
His coconut gun can fire in spurts,
If he shoots ya, it's gunna hurt.
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too,
He's the first member of the D. K. crew.
Huh
D.K. Donkey Kong
D.K. Donkey Kong is here.
This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes,
She can shrink in size to suite her mood.
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be,
She can flout through the air and clime up trees.
If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong,
With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong.
Huh
D.K. Donkey Kong
He has no style, he has not grace,
This Kong has a funny face.
He can handstand when he needs to
And stretch his arms out just for you,
Inflate himself just like a balloon.
This crazy Kong just digs this tune.
Huh
D.K. Donkey Kong
D.K. Donkey Kong is here.
He's back again and about time too
And this time he's in the mood.
He can fly real high with his jetpack on,
With his pistols out, he's one cool Kong.
He'll make you smile when he play's his tune,
But Kremlins beware 'cause he's after you.
Huh
D.K. Donkey Kong
Huh
Finally he's here for you he's here for you,
It's the last member of the D.K. crew.
This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny,
He'll make a Kremlin cry out for mommy.
He can pick up a bolder with relative ease
Make crushing rocks seem such a breeze.
He may move stow, he can't jump high,
but this Kong's one hell of a guy.
Huh
C'mon Cranky take it to the fridge
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells,
Grapes melons oranges and coconut shells.
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells,
Grapes melons oranges and coconut shells.
Oh yeah

Andrew Milito

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Re: swag
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2015, 05:51:57 pm »
^My favorite song of all time.

David Tanny

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Re: swag
« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2015, 07:45:35 pm »
Daily post #1

I feel like I have to say SOMETHING.

Bobby McConway

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Re: swag
« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2015, 07:53:41 pm »
Mrs. Tanny's face is reminiscent of a rectum.

David Tanny

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Re: swag
« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2015, 07:55:26 pm »
Mrs. Tanny's face is reminiscent of a rectum.

Your face is reminiscent of a fat man's flaccid ****.

Bobby McConway

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Re: swag
« Reply #6 on: March 26, 2015, 07:56:50 pm »
Mrs. Tanny's face is reminiscent of a rectum.

Your face is reminiscent of a fat man's flaccid ****.

No, you're too focused on John Tyler's ****, you raging homo.

David Tanny

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Re: swag
« Reply #7 on: March 26, 2015, 07:57:57 pm »

No, you're too focused on John Tyler's ****, you raging homo.

You just brought that up, you semen sipping fairy boy.

Bobby McConway

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Re: swag
« Reply #8 on: March 26, 2015, 07:58:54 pm »

No, you're too focused on John Tyler's ****, you raging homo.

You just brought that up, you semen sipping fairy boy.

But we all knew that's what you were envisioning, you albino dick muncher.

David Tanny

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Re: swag
« Reply #9 on: March 26, 2015, 08:01:12 pm »
But we all knew that's what you were envisioning, you albino dick muncher.

I always knew you had a thing for John, you anal spelunker.

 

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