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Author Topic: Robert Storey's mom is so fat  (Read 83 times)

Bobby McConway

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Robert Storey's mom is so fat
« on: March 26, 2015, 08:02:12 pm »
That when she farts, the galaxy is consumed by the black hole in between her ass cheeks.

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Re: Robert Storey's mom is so fat
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2015, 08:02:58 pm »
I'm not good with yo mamma jokes, so...**** you.

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Re: Robert Storey's mom is so fat
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2015, 08:03:47 pm »
Robert Storey's mom is so fat that I need two pokeflutes to wake her ass up.

David Tanny

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Re: Robert Storey's mom is so fat
« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2015, 08:04:34 pm »
Robert Storey's mom is so fat that I need two pokeflutes to wake her ass up.

More like a skin flute.

Bobby McConway

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Re: Robert Storey's mom is so fat
« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2015, 08:06:17 pm »
Robert Storey's mom is so fat, her teeth have stretch marks.

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Re: Robert Storey's mom is so fat
« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2015, 08:07:10 pm »
Robert Storey's mom,  even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be **** stupid!

*drops mic and leaves*

David Tanny

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Re: Robert Storey's mom is so fat
« Reply #6 on: March 26, 2015, 08:07:44 pm »
Robert Storey's mom is so fat, her teeth have stretch marks.

Speaking of teeth, I hear you give painful head.

David Tanny

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Re: Robert Storey's mom is so fat
« Reply #7 on: March 26, 2015, 08:08:41 pm »
Robert Storey's mom,  even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be **** stupid!

*drops mic and leaves*

Yeah, get the **** outta' here, ya dumb schmuck!

Bobby McConway

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Re: Robert Storey's mom is so fat
« Reply #8 on: March 26, 2015, 08:08:56 pm »
Robert Storey's mom is so fat, her teeth have stretch marks.

Speaking of teeth, I hear you give painful head.

Your mom told, huh?

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Re: Robert Storey's mom is so fat
« Reply #9 on: March 26, 2015, 08:11:32 pm »
Some say Robert Storey was just a piece of muff hair from his mother's **** that grew into an abnormal shaped piece of hair, which mated with a homo, and whose offspring would later produced Jed after the offspring mated with a potato.

David Tanny

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Re: Robert Storey's mom is so fat
« Reply #10 on: March 26, 2015, 08:12:33 pm »
Some say Robert Storey was just a piece of muff hair from his mother's **** that grew into an abnormal shaped piece of hair, which mated with a homo, and whose offspring would later produced Jed after the offspring mated with a potato.

That was a mouthful of spunk.

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Re: Robert Storey's mom is so fat
« Reply #11 on: March 26, 2015, 08:15:27 pm »
If I were Robert Storey's mother and this were Hills Like White Elephants,  I would've took the train to the dry area.

David Tanny

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Re: Robert Storey's mom is so fat
« Reply #12 on: March 26, 2015, 08:17:39 pm »
If I were Robert Storey's mother and this were Hills Like White Elephants,  I would've took the train to the dry area.

What, you don't know any Shakespeare? 

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Re: Robert Storey's mom is so fat
« Reply #13 on: March 26, 2015, 08:20:35 pm »
If I were Robert Storey's mother and this were Hills Like White Elephants,  I would've took the train to the dry area.

What, you don't know any Shakespeare? 

If I were Romeo and you were Juliet, we'd both be alive.

David Tanny

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Re: Robert Storey's mom is so fat
« Reply #14 on: March 26, 2015, 08:21:16 pm »

If I were Romeo and you were Juliet, we'd both be alive.

Naw, I'd probably kill myself regardless.

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Re: Robert Storey's mom is so fat
« Reply #15 on: March 26, 2015, 08:25:27 pm »

If I were Romeo and you were Juliet, we'd both be alive.

Naw, I'd probably kill myself regardless.

If I were Hector of Troy and you were Paris, I'd let you fight Achilles.

David Tanny

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Re: Robert Storey's mom is so fat
« Reply #16 on: March 26, 2015, 08:28:31 pm »
If I were Hector of Troy and you were Paris, I'd let you fight Achilles.

If you were a burger, I'd take laxatives to spray you out of my ass as soon as possible, so I wouldn't die. 

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Re: Robert Storey's mom is so fat
« Reply #17 on: March 29, 2015, 07:17:45 pm »
Does this happen a lot between you too?

David Tanny

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Re: Robert Storey's mom is so fat
« Reply #18 on: March 29, 2015, 07:18:08 pm »
Does this happen a lot between you too?

It used to happen on a daily basis.

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Re: Robert Storey's mom is so fat
« Reply #19 on: March 29, 2015, 07:19:06 pm »
Does this happen a lot between you too?

It used to happen on a daily basis.

Don't describe your mom and my sexual encounters.   

 

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