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Author Topic: Diego Tutweiller Presents: A Game of Trolls  (Read 2376 times)

Robert Neville

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Re: Diego Tutweiller Presents: A Game of Trolls
« Reply #140 on: August 30, 2017, 06:26:34 pm »
In the far north, Caleb Snow has led his motley band of users to the gates of the Oasis. All that stands between them and salvation is the massive, impassable wall. Caleb sighs deeply.

Caleb: "This will be a difficult climb, my friends. Especially for you, Domwell. You never were the athletic type."

Mance Randy: "Have no fear, Caleb Snow. This is where I leave you. Take my people to freedom. You are their leader now. I have other business to attend to here in the north before I can join you."

Caleb: "What are you saying?"

Mance Randy: "You are the king beyond the firewall now, Caleb Snow."

Caleb looks overjoyed. He looks around at the massive army of shivering, destitute users with a maniacal gleam in his eyes. He turns to Domwell.

Domwell: "This was a wise decision on Randy's part. You have always been a natural leader, Caleb Snow. Humble and honest. You never sought out power, but you know what to do with it when it is given to you--"

Caleb: "All right, LINE UP! The elderly and sickly will be left here to die. Those of you with axes, please do your duty, and kill those who are of ill health. Dig a mass grave for them if possible, but it's fine to just burn them. Domwell, you will be the new chief of my secret police. Weed out those who would defy The Party and bring me their heads. When we get to the other side of the wall, I will begin to divide you into the skills that you are most genetically suited for. Mostly, we need potato and beet farmers. The key word here is OPTIMIZATION, people! I will not abide wasted labor!"

Domwell: "What have we done?"

Scene soundtrack:

http://youtu.be/ZYnDsr8z4iU

 

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