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Are y'all still gonna see this dumpster fire?

I'm seeing it opening night!
0 (0%)
I'll probably see it in theaters... eventually.
1 (33.3%)
I'll rent it on DVD. Disney has let me down thrice now.
1 (33.3%)
I'll pirate it. I refuse to give these corporate shills more of my money.
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I refuse to see this film.
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This movie is coming out in five months, on May 25th. I have not seen a single trailer, promo, or clip from it. Not one poster has been released (assuming that the crap I've seen is fan-made, as it looks too awful to be used by a major studio release). The entire marketing machine for this movie has thus far consisted of a handful of on-set photos of people smiling.

An acting coach was called in for the lead actor. The female lead is played by Emilia Clarke, who most of you know as the worst actress in Game of Thrones. Through the course of its messy production, we've heard that Disney fears it will flop, that Lord and Miller were fired after turning it into a dumb Adam Sandler comedy, and that Ron Howard is now reshooting much of the film. Oh, and of course, it's a film that has no reason to exist aside from making fucktons of money.

I'm sure it'll be great.

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I'm not expecting it to be good, but I'm excited to see it. At the very least I'm sure it'll be an interesting watch.

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I may end up seeing this film by virtue of my family wanting to see it, though given the option I would probably just wait till DVD. If it gets reviews on par with, say, The Snowman, I may be more curious.

In the event that I end up watching it I would like to make a checklist/bingo board based on RLM's predictions for the film:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kjEd3DpH_e0

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I'm not expecting it to be good, but I'm excited to see it. At the very least I'm sure it'll be an interesting watch.

This is how I felt about Suicide Squad.

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Everything is terrible.

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Opening at 71%. How far do y'all think this could drop?

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Opening at 71%. How far do y'all think this could drop?
I think it’ll just plateau there. There’s no pocket too deep in the House of Mouse.

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Tut

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You won’t believe what Lando Calrissian’s SEXUAL ORIENTATION is!!!!

:D <3 Friendly reminder that:

#SuluisGay
#InaraSerraisBisexual
#TeddyLupinisGenderfluid
#BellaSwanisTransspecies
#TheDoctorisTransgender
#KatnissEverdeenisaDemiasexualPolygenderAndrogene

So many queer heroes! Omg!

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You won’t believe what Lando Calrissian’s SEXUAL ORIENTATION is!!!!

:D <3 Friendly reminder that:

#SuluisGay
#InaraSerraisBisexual
#TeddyLupinisGenderfluid
#BellaSwanisTransspecies
#TheDoctorisTransgender
#KatnissEverdeenisaDemiasexualPolygenderAndrogene

So many queer heroes! Omg!

Okay, I actually threw up in my mouth a little while typing this.

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You won’t believe what Lando Calrissian’s SEXUAL ORIENTATION is!!!!

:D <3 Friendly reminder that:

#SuluisGay
#InaraSerraisBisexual
#TeddyLupinisGenderfluid
#BellaSwanisTransspecies
#TheDoctorisTransgender
#KatnissEverdeenisaDemiasexualPolygenderAndrogene

So many queer heroes! Omg!
If they really wanted to cover their bases with a pansexual character they should have cast Janelle Monae in a role. The Sally Jane Blacks of the world will repeat their grievances with The Danish Girl since a (presumably) heterosexual actor is playing a queer character.

Tut

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You won’t believe what Lando Calrissian’s SEXUAL ORIENTATION is!!!!

:D <3 Friendly reminder that:

#SuluisGay
#InaraSerraisBisexual
#TeddyLupinisGenderfluid
#BellaSwanisTransspecies
#TheDoctorisTransgender
#KatnissEverdeenisaDemiasexualPolygenderAndrogene

So many queer heroes! Omg!
If they really wanted to cover their bases with a pansexual character they should have cast Janelle Monae in a role. The Sally Jane Blacks of the world will repeat their grievances with The Danish Girl since a (presumably) heterosexual actor is playing a queer character.

That woman makes degenerate music.

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ChillinDylan Godsend

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You won’t believe what Lando Calrissian’s SEXUAL ORIENTATION is!!!!

:D <3 Friendly reminder that:

#SuluisGay
#InaraSerraisBisexual
#TeddyLupinisGenderfluid
#BellaSwanisTransspecies
#TheDoctorisTransgender
#KatnissEverdeenisaDemiasexualPolygenderAndrogene

So many queer heroes! Omg!
If they really wanted to cover their bases with a pansexual character they should have cast Janelle Monae in a role. The Sally Jane Blacks of the world will repeat their grievances with The Danish Girl since a (presumably) heterosexual actor is playing a queer character.

No - THIS is the answer...


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