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Author Topic: Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle  (Read 207 times)

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Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
« on: December 04, 2017, 08:52:02 am »
Directed by Jake Kasdan from a screenplay co-written with Chris McKenna, Erik Sommers, Scott Rosenberg, and Jeff Pinkner, the originally-a-remake-but-retooled-as-a-sequel to 1995's Jumanji stars Dwayne Johnson, Jack Black, Kevin Hart, Karen Gillan, Nick Jonas, Bobby Cannavale, Alex Wolff, Madison Iseman, Ser'Darius Blain, Morgan Turner, Tim Matheson, Rhys Darby, and Marc Evan Jackson. Twenty years after the events of the first film, the infamous board game has evolved into a video game and while cleaning out a school's basement serving detention, four teenagers find it and get sucked into the same jungle setting that Alan Parrish got sucked into all those years ago. They also become their avatars inside the game and the only way out is to play along and finish it.

TRAILERS:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QKg5SZ_35I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubn4zeM40tk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_TJKwJwN0E

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Re: Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2017, 10:12:23 am »
I'll be slightly disappointed if anyone on here watches this thing.

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Re: Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2017, 10:16:25 am »
I'll be slightly disappointed if anyone on here watches this thing.

Sorry.
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Re: Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2017, 10:17:46 am »
I'll be slightly disappointed if anyone on here watches this thing.

I was about to post a snarky 'Tickets Bought' post, but predicted Moody would and that nigga is a cornball.  And I thought to myself, "I don't want to be a cornball."

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Re: Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2017, 05:48:53 pm »
I'll be slightly disappointed if anyone on here watches this thing.
I anticipate that John will watch it within two weeks or so after opening day and give it no higher than a 4/10 due to it apparently being mean-spirited/ morally reprehensible.
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Re: Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2017, 07:54:00 pm »
Early reactions to this are surprisingly good.
Early reactions to Ghostbusters, Pirates 5, Fant4stic, the BvS theatrical cut, Suicide Squad, and Justice League were also good.

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Re: Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2017, 08:06:50 pm »
Early reactions to this are surprisingly good.
Early reactions to Ghostbusters, Pirates 5, Fant4stic, the BvS theatrical cut, Suicide Squad, and Justice League were also good.

Yes, and Pirates 5 is also a good movie.  Therefore, there remains hope for Jumanji.

Also, Amazon Prime is doing an advanced screening where members can see it early this Friday, and I got tickets for it.  I will report back on the quality of the film.  It will be the early reaction that matters.
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Re: Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2017, 08:10:45 pm »
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Re: Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2017, 08:14:44 pm »
Pirates 5 is a good movie
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Re: Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2017, 08:19:10 pm »
Find someone who loves you as much as Moody loves that disagree button.
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Re: Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
« Reply #11 on: December 04, 2017, 08:31:43 pm »
Never has this been more relevant:

Between this, Monster Trucks, and The Mummy, I think 2017 is officially the year of movie premises I assumed were jokes at first.

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Re: Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
« Reply #12 on: December 04, 2017, 08:57:39 pm »
Well, since we're bringing back dead comments we once made...

Somebody once told me
I was not in my twenties
I ain't the fittest man on the planet
They were pixelated people
On the internet and one of them was named Braden

WELL

The years start coming and I can't stop cumming
Julianne Moore makes my penis runny
Didn't make sense how I couldn't cum
Failed Chemistry, so I guess I am dumb
So much to do
So much to see
But I'm attached to my computer screen
You'll never know if you don't go
But I'll have to see what Viooz will show

Hey now, You're Flounder
Get the toilet paper
Go fap
Hey now, You're Flounder
New release?
Go on Putlocker
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars in my room

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Re: Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
« Reply #13 on: December 04, 2017, 09:37:32 pm »
Also, this is the second movie starring The Rock titled Welcome to the Jungle.

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Re: Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
« Reply #14 on: December 04, 2017, 09:40:51 pm »
Also, this is the second movie starring The Rock titled Welcome to the Jungle.



Wrong!  Dumbass, this film is called the Rundown.  I've seen this film like 100 times.
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Re: Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
« Reply #15 on: December 04, 2017, 09:49:01 pm »
Moody, you don't want to get in a disagree war with me.  I'll end your life.
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Re: Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
« Reply #16 on: December 04, 2017, 09:49:24 pm »
Also, this is the second movie starring The Rock titled Welcome to the Jungle.



Wrong!  Dumbass, this film is called the Rundown.  I've seen this film like 100 times.

UK title is Welcome to the Jungle.  Roll with it.
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Re: Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
« Reply #17 on: December 04, 2017, 10:59:15 pm »
Sorry Moody, you’ve been outruled.
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Re: Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
« Reply #18 on: December 10, 2017, 09:42:41 am »

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Re: Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
« Reply #19 on: December 10, 2017, 10:49:08 am »
85% on RT.
Albeit with a 6.1 average. I'd say it'll probably drop down to somewhere between mid-60's and the early 70% range.

 

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