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Re: Suicide Squad
« Reply #20 on: June 18, 2016, 09:42:51 pm »
Challenge: Predict what score I will give this film when I see it.
Whatever the percentage is closest to on the Tomatometer.
Hypocrisy at its finest.
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Re: Suicide Squad
« Reply #21 on: June 18, 2016, 10:32:05 pm »
Challenge: Predict what score I will give this film when I see it.
Whatever the percentage is closest to on the Tomatometer.
Hypocrisy at its finest.

Apocalypse has a 48% on RT and I gave that a 9/10.  Popstar has a 76% and I gave that a 10/10.  Neighbors 2 has a 61% and I gave that a 7.5/10.  Zoolander 2 has a 24% and I gave that a 5/10.  Just a few examples off the top of my head.

Yes, often times my opinion aligns with the Tomatometer, but I assure you, my opinions are 100% honest.

And even then, it was just a lighthearted tease.
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Re: Suicide Squad
« Reply #22 on: June 18, 2016, 10:34:08 pm »
Challenge: Predict what score I will give this film when I see it.
Whatever the percentage is closest to on the Tomatometer.
Hypocrisy at its finest.

Apocalypse has a 48% on RT and I gave that a 9/10.  Popstar has a 76% and I gave that a 10/10.  Neighbors 2 has a 61% and I gave that a 7.5/10.  Zoolander 2 has a 24% and I gave that a 5/10.  Just a few examples off the top of my head.

Yes, often times my opinion aligns with the Tomatometer, but I assure you, my opinions are 100% honest.

And even then, it was just a lighthearted tease.
Nick, I'm just messing with you.

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Re: Suicide Squad
« Reply #23 on: June 18, 2016, 10:49:26 pm »
Challenge: Predict what score I will give this film when I see it.
Whatever the percentage is closest to on the Tomatometer.
Hypocrisy at its finest.

Apocalypse has a 48% on RT and I gave that a 9/10.  Popstar has a 76% and I gave that a 10/10.  Neighbors 2 has a 61% and I gave that a 7.5/10.  Zoolander 2 has a 24% and I gave that a 5/10.  Just a few examples off the top of my head.

Yes, often times my opinion aligns with the Tomatometer, but I assure you, my opinions are 100% honest.

And even then, it was just a lighthearted tease.
Nick, I'm just messing with you.

Dan, I'm just messing with you.
Goodbye!

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Re: Suicide Squad
« Reply #24 on: June 18, 2016, 11:12:41 pm »
Challenge: Predict what score I will give this film when I see it.
Whatever the percentage is closest to on the Tomatometer.
Hypocrisy at its finest.

Apocalypse has a 48% on RT and I gave that a 9/10.  Popstar has a 76% and I gave that a 10/10.  Neighbors 2 has a 61% and I gave that a 7.5/10.  Zoolander 2 has a 24% and I gave that a 5/10.  Just a few examples off the top of my head.

Yes, often times my opinion aligns with the Tomatometer, but I assure you, my opinions are 100% honest.

And even then, it was just a lighthearted tease.
Nick, I'm just messing with you.

Dan, I'm just messing with you.


goodbye!

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Re: Suicide Squad
« Reply #25 on: June 18, 2016, 11:14:23 pm »
Challenge: Predict what score I will give this film when I see it.
Whatever the percentage is closest to on the Tomatometer.
Hypocrisy at its finest.

Apocalypse has a 48% on RT and I gave that a 9/10.  Popstar has a 76% and I gave that a 10/10.  Neighbors 2 has a 61% and I gave that a 7.5/10.  Zoolander 2 has a 24% and I gave that a 5/10.  Just a few examples off the top of my head.

Yes, often times my opinion aligns with the Tomatometer, but I assure you, my opinions are 100% honest.

And even then, it was just a lighthearted tease.
Nick, I'm just messing with you.

Dan, I'm just messing with you.



^^Awesome film.
Everything is terrible.

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Re: Suicide Squad
« Reply #26 on: June 18, 2016, 11:18:46 pm »
Challenge: Predict what score I will give this film when I see it.
Whatever the percentage is closest to on the Tomatometer.
Hypocrisy at its finest.

Apocalypse has a 48% on RT and I gave that a 9/10.  Popstar has a 76% and I gave that a 10/10.  Neighbors 2 has a 61% and I gave that a 7.5/10.  Zoolander 2 has a 24% and I gave that a 5/10.  Just a few examples off the top of my head.

Yes, often times my opinion aligns with the Tomatometer, but I assure you, my opinions are 100% honest.

And even then, it was just a lighthearted tease.
Nick, I'm just messing with you.

Dan, I'm just messing with you.



^^Awesome film.

"You killed him!!!"

"No, I didn't.  I gave him life!"
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Re: Suicide Squad
« Reply #27 on: June 20, 2016, 11:19:45 am »
Everything is terrible.

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Re: Suicide Squad
« Reply #28 on: June 20, 2016, 11:23:38 am »
I feel as if ah I'm not in the ah target audience for this one...
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Re: Suicide Squad
« Reply #29 on: June 20, 2016, 11:33:26 am »
IMAX poster.

They somehow topped the last poster for Worst Poster of All Time
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Re: Suicide Squad
« Reply #30 on: June 20, 2016, 12:47:18 pm »
IMAX poster.

Jesus. Lol. Who exactly are they trying to appeal to with this marketing campaign? Tweens with ADHD who are too old for Pokemon? It's like every time they make a poster, someone says "That's good, but what I think it really needs is more colors."

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Re: Suicide Squad
« Reply #31 on: June 20, 2016, 12:50:26 pm »
"That's good, but what I think it really needs is more colors."
inb4 "But it doesn't have people trying to be boring and gritty and doing a pose!"
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Re: Suicide Squad
« Reply #32 on: June 20, 2016, 12:54:03 pm »
"That's good, but what I think it really needs is more colors."
inb4 "But it doesn't have people trying to be boring and gritty and doing a pose!"

It really is weird, isn't it? I guess all those complaints about Man of Steel's grey color palette got to DC's head, and they tried to go way too far in the other direction. Looking at that poster kinda makes you want to gag.

Of course, that's nothing compared to how I assume the actual movie will make us feel, so maybe this marketing campaign is pretty well-constructed after all.

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Re: Suicide Squad
« Reply #34 on: June 20, 2016, 05:39:45 pm »

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Re: Suicide Squad
« Reply #35 on: June 20, 2016, 05:49:42 pm »
Individual Character Posters

This just gets worse and worse. Those look like first take photos and they just decided to roll with it. They are like "Well, our ad campaign has been very bad and unprofessional. Might as well keep it up!" I can not fathom this movie being good any more if this is how they choose to advertise it. Looks like they have minimal respect for their own movie.
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Re: Suicide Squad
« Reply #37 on: June 20, 2016, 06:03:07 pm »
Jesus, we have Independence Day and Swiss Army Man right at the door, and we're discussing a film that is gonna come out in August? I know that Danny is going to get roasted, and frankly annihilated, when the film comes out, but can we, at least, focus on those films?

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« Reply #38 on: June 20, 2016, 06:07:51 pm »
Jesus, we have Independence Day and Swiss Army Man right at the door, and we're discussing a film that is gonna come out in August? I know that Danny is going to get roasted, and frankly annihilated, when the film comes out, but can we, at least, focus on those films?

It's August here in Georgia.
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Re: Suicide Squad
« Reply #39 on: June 20, 2016, 06:17:54 pm »
Jesus, we have Independence Day and Swiss Army Man right at the door, and we're discussing a film that is gonna come out in August? I know that Danny is going to get roasted, and frankly annihilated, when the film comes out, but can we, at least, focus on those films?
Well, anyone who's seen a Roland Emmerich film knows what the new Independence Day is going to be like, so what's there to debate? Swiss Army Man is certainly worth discussion, but unfortunately most people here won't be able to see it immediately. Suicide Squad is just morbidly fascinating at this point. I'm truly at a loss for what this film is trying to be.
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