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The Space Between Us
« on: January 31, 2017, 11:30:34 pm »
Thoughts on this thing? Looks like just about the worst film ever made.

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Re: The Space Between Us
« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2017, 11:31:26 pm »
From the brilliant writer of Collateral Beauty.

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« Reply #2 on: February 01, 2017, 12:03:25 am »
From the brilliant writer of Collateral Beauty.

Really? Jeez... I was initially expecting a 30% or so, but if the same guy who did Collateral Beauty is behind this, maybe it can make it into the low 20s. It seriously looks like generic teenager trash. His heart just can't handle their love... so deep.

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« Reply #3 on: February 01, 2017, 12:05:21 am »
From the brilliant writer of Collateral Beauty.
Really? Jeez... I was initially expecting a 30% or so, but if the same guy who did Collateral Beauty is behind this, maybe it can make it into the low 20s. It seriously looks like generic teenager trash. His heart just can't handle their love... so deep.
Well, if that's not enough, this film also comes from the director of the Hannah Montana movie.

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Re: The Space Between Us
« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2017, 12:17:13 am »
From the brilliant writer of Collateral Beauty.
Really? Jeez... I was initially expecting a 30% or so, but if the same guy who did Collateral Beauty is behind this, maybe it can make it into the low 20s. It seriously looks like generic teenager trash. His heart just can't handle their love... so deep.
Well, if that's not enough, this film also comes from the director of the Hannah Montana movie.

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« Reply #5 on: February 01, 2017, 12:29:35 pm »
Come on, guys... just sign it.


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Re: The Space Between Us
« Reply #6 on: February 01, 2017, 06:36:27 pm »
This movie looks bad, but the airplane scene from Rings might just be worse than the entirety of this film.

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« Reply #9 on: February 02, 2017, 10:12:17 pm »
7% on RT so far.

Y'know... perhaps my doomsday predictions for cinema were an overreaction. After the failure of BVS, Suicide Squad, Passengers, and now this, good taste has had a lot to celebrate in the past year or so. Uncork the champagne, Kash.

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« Reply #10 on: February 02, 2017, 10:58:56 pm »
7% on RT so far.

Y'know... perhaps my doomsday predictions for cinema were an overreaction. After the failure of BVS, Suicide Squad, Passengers, and now this, good taste has had a lot to celebrate in the past year or so. Uncork the champagne, Kash.
Doubly reassuring is the studio's possible acknowledgement that the movie will  probably bomb. Why else would a studio release a film delayed several times on Super Bowl weekend?

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« Reply #11 on: February 02, 2017, 10:59:39 pm »
Doubly reassuring is the studio's possible acknowledgement that the movie will  probably bomb. Why else would a studio release a film delayed several times on Super Bowl weekend?
Same thing with Rings.

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« Reply #12 on: February 02, 2017, 11:06:40 pm »
Doubly reassuring is the studio's possible acknowledgement that the movie will  probably bomb. Why else would a studio release a film delayed several times on Super Bowl weekend?
Same thing with Rings.
True, but probably not to the same degree. You can't underestimate stupid teenagers...

On a side note, I have been bombarded by ads for Rings over the past week. It's quite irritating.

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« Reply #13 on: February 02, 2017, 11:41:07 pm »
Consensus: "The Space Between Us strands its star-crossed young lovers in a mind-numbingly vast expanse of shameless cheese that will send all but the most forgiving viewers eye-rolling for the exits."

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« Reply #14 on: February 03, 2017, 01:27:48 am »
Doubly reassuring is the studio's possible acknowledgement that the movie will  probably bomb. Why else would a studio release a film delayed several times on Super Bowl weekend?
Same thing with Rings.
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