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Tomb Raider
« on: February 25, 2018, 07:33:25 pm »
Directed by Roar Uthaug from a screenplay credited to Geneva Robertson-Dworet and Alastair Siddons (previously penned by Mark Fergus & Hawk Ostby, Marti Noxon, and Evan Daugherty), Tomb Raider stars Alicia Vikander, Dominic West, Walton Goggins, Daniel Wu, Kristin Scott Thomas, Hannah John-Kamen, and Nick Frost. Lara Croft is the fiercely independent daughter of an eccentric adventurer who vanished when she was scarcely a teen. Now a young woman of 21 without any real focus or purpose, Lara navigates the chaotic streets of trendy East London as a bike courier, barely making the rent, and takes college courses, rarely making it to class. Determined to forge her own path, she refuses to take the reins of her father's global empire just as staunchly as she rejects the idea that he's truly gone. Advised to face the facts and move forward after seven years without him, even Lara can't understand what drives her to finally solve the puzzle of his mysterious death. Going explicitly against his final wishes, she leaves everything she knows behind in search of her dad's last-known destination: a fabled tomb on a mythical island that might be somewhere off the coast of Japan. But her mission will not be an easy one; just reaching the island will be extremely treacherous. Suddenly, the stakes couldn't be higher for Lara, who--against the odds and armed with only her sharp mind, blind faith and inherently stubborn spirit--must learn to push herself beyond her limits as she journeys into the unknown. If she survives this perilous adventure, it could be the making of her, earning her the name tomb raider.

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Re: Tomb Raider
« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2018, 07:38:10 pm »
The Destiny's Child cover in the trailer is hilarious.
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Re: Tomb Raider
« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2018, 08:21:21 pm »
Moronic.

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Re: Tomb Raider
« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2018, 08:06:27 pm »
Give Roar Uthaug a fuсking medal.
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Re: Tomb Raider
« Reply #4 on: February 26, 2018, 08:08:58 pm »
Give Roar Uthaug a fuсking medal.

delete this nephew
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Re: Tomb Raider
« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2018, 08:15:41 pm »
Give Roar Uthaug a fuсking medal.

This is even worse than the dialogue in the film.
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Re: Tomb Raider
« Reply #6 on: February 26, 2018, 08:27:39 pm »
Give Roar Uthaug a fuсking medal.

This is even worse than the dialogue in the film.
You sad, sad man...

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Re: Tomb Raider
« Reply #7 on: February 26, 2018, 08:32:56 pm »
Give Roar Uthaug a fuсking medal.

This is even worse than the dialogue in the film.
You sad, sad man...

I am gonna give every one of your posts defending this garbage a Dumb.
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Re: Tomb Raider
« Reply #8 on: March 12, 2018, 02:56:06 pm »
Everything is terrible.

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Re: Tomb Raider
« Reply #9 on: March 12, 2018, 02:57:16 pm »
Goodbye!

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Re: Tomb Raider
« Reply #10 on: March 12, 2018, 05:45:14 pm »
50% on RT.

So the best video game movie ever made?

Angry Birds started out as Fresh, and stayed there for a while, too. This has a very good chance of ending up below it. I also remember that last year, Castlevania animation made RT headlines for getting 90%, but that was technically a miniseries.

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Re: Tomb Raider
« Reply #11 on: March 15, 2018, 02:15:32 pm »
103 reviews and at 50%, still hanging in there as the best video game movie.
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Re: Tomb Raider
« Reply #12 on: March 15, 2018, 02:44:55 pm »
103 reviews and at 50%, still hanging in there as the best video game movie.

Give Roar Uthaug a fuсking medal.

 

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