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Author Topic: Tran5formers: The Last Knight  (Read 311 times)

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Tran5formers: The Last Knight
« on: June 16, 2017, 04:21:28 pm »
It's weird... I've seen almost zero promotional material for this thing. I still have a hard time believing it exists, partly because of the laughable premise, but also because these movies typically generate a lot more attention. Will this be the lowest-grossing Transformers film yet? Or will the Chinese market ensure that it's a huge hit? It's already got the largest budget of any of the films so far, but even so, is it remotely possible that it won't make an enormous profit? I'm guessing no.

The last time one of these movies came out, it caused one of the most chaotic periods in Rotten Tomatoes history. Cutler loved it, Dylan hated it, and Maverick and I had fun messing with retarded Bay fanboys. Sadly, Treet's legendary thread is lost in the sands of time.

Anyone actually seeing this thing?

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Re: Tran5formers: The Last Knight
« Reply #1 on: June 16, 2017, 04:28:58 pm »
Might catch it once they re-release it for Oscar season.
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Re: Tran5formers: The Last Knight
« Reply #2 on: June 16, 2017, 05:41:05 pm »
The first trailer made this honestly look pretty decent, but the rest of the trailers made it look like total dogshit. This looks somehow even worse than Age of Extinction.

Still, I'll probably see this. However, I'm not giving it my money. I don't want to contribute to the problem.

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Re: Tran5formers: The Last Knight
« Reply #3 on: June 16, 2017, 08:02:52 pm »
Still, I'll probably see this. However, I'm not giving it my money.

So...business as usual, then.
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Re: Tran5formers: The Last Knight
« Reply #4 on: June 20, 2017, 12:50:15 pm »
Two reviews officially posted on RT. Both negative. Both scathing (one's a 1/5, the other's a .5/4).

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Re: Tran5formers: The Last Knight
« Reply #5 on: June 20, 2017, 03:49:43 pm »
I've read a few spoilers for this movie, and this sounds like it just might top Age of Extinction...

I'll try and see it tonight.
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Re: Tran5formers: The Last Knight
« Reply #6 on: June 20, 2017, 03:54:03 pm »
Two reviews officially posted on RT. Both negative. Both scathing (one's a 1/5, the other's a .5/4).
And they're gone for some reason.

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Re: Tran5formers: The Last Knight
« Reply #7 on: June 20, 2017, 03:54:12 pm »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQXmiVi0kN8

And no one was surprised.

I can't wait to see how the fanboys justify the clumps of boring exposition in their mindless popcorn blockbuster.
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Re: Tran5formers: The Last Knight
« Reply #8 on: June 20, 2017, 07:49:56 pm »
In the theater for this.

I'm both hyped and afraid.
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Re: Tran5formers: The Last Knight
« Reply #9 on: June 20, 2017, 09:03:14 pm »
Two reviews officially posted on RT. Both negative. Both scathing (one's a 1/5, the other's a .5/4).
Sitting at 16% on RT.

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Re: Tran5formers: The Last Knight
« Reply #10 on: June 20, 2017, 09:28:26 pm »
Two reviews officially posted on RT. Both negative. Both scathing (one's a 1/5, the other's a .5/4).
Sitting at 16% on RT.

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Re: Tran5formers: The Last Knight
« Reply #11 on: June 20, 2017, 09:48:03 pm »
Two reviews officially posted on RT. Both negative. Both scathing (one's a 1/5, the other's a .5/4).
Sitting at 16% on RT.

Worst-reviewed Marky Mark movie inbound?
According to his RT page, that honor currently belongs to Max Payne (16%), so while it's gonna be close I think this will be the new winner.

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Re: Tran5formers: The Last Knight
« Reply #12 on: June 20, 2017, 09:49:23 pm »
Consensus: "Cacophonous, thinly plotted, and boasting state-of-the-art special effects, The Last Knight is pretty much what you'd expect from the fifth installment of the Transformers franchise."

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Re: Tran5formers: The Last Knight
« Reply #13 on: June 20, 2017, 09:55:12 pm »
From what I've been hearing, there's a scene in this movie where Megatron negotiates a prisoner release with lawyers from the Pentagon...

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Re: Tran5formers: The Last Knight
« Reply #14 on: June 20, 2017, 09:57:47 pm »
Two reviews officially posted on RT. Both negative. Both scathing (one's a 1/5, the other's a .5/4).
Sitting at 16% on RT.

Worst-reviewed Marky Mark movie inbound?
According to his RT page, that honor currently belongs to Max Payne (16%), so while it's gonna be close I think this will be the new winner.

Max Payne is one of the dumbest movies ever.  Had a couple cool camera shots, though.

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Re: Tran5formers: The Last Knight
« Reply #15 on: June 20, 2017, 09:59:25 pm »
Two reviews officially posted on RT. Both negative. Both scathing (one's a 1/5, the other's a .5/4).
Sitting at 16% on RT.

Worst-reviewed Marky Mark movie inbound?
According to his RT page, that honor currently belongs to Max Payne (16%), so while it's gonna be close I think this will be the new winner.

Max Payne is one of the dumbest movies ever.  Had a couple cool camera shots, though.
It was also a really poor adaptation of a great game.
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Re: Tran5formers: The Last Knight
« Reply #16 on: June 20, 2017, 10:04:14 pm »
Two reviews officially posted on RT. Both negative. Both scathing (one's a 1/5, the other's a .5/4).
Sitting at 16% on RT.

Worst-reviewed Marky Mark movie inbound?
According to his RT page, that honor currently belongs to Max Payne (16%), so while it's gonna be close I think this will be the new winner.

I think so too... these movies have a history of starting higher than they finish (I think the initial reviews for Trans4mers had it in the low 20s), so just a two or three-point drop should cement this as the worst-reviewed Transformers movie, the worst-reviewed Wahlberg movie, and the worst-reviewed movie Bay has directed. Pretty significant trio of accomplishments.

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Re: Tran5formers: The Last Knight
« Reply #17 on: June 20, 2017, 10:13:23 pm »
Two reviews officially posted on RT. Both negative. Both scathing (one's a 1/5, the other's a .5/4).
Sitting at 16% on RT.

Worst-reviewed Marky Mark movie inbound?
According to his RT page, that honor currently belongs to Max Payne (16%), so while it's gonna be close I think this will be the new winner.

I think so too... these movies have a history of starting higher than they finish (I think the initial reviews for Trans4mers had it in the low 20s), so just a two or three-point drop should cement this as the worst-reviewed Transformers movie, the worst-reviewed Wahlberg movie, and the worst-reviewed movie Bay has directed. Pretty significant trio of accomplishments.

And probably my favorite of the franchise.

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Re: Tran5formers: The Last Knight
« Reply #18 on: June 20, 2017, 10:55:28 pm »
This was the dumbest sci-fi movie since Battlefield Earth.
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Re: Tran5formers: The Last Knight
« Reply #19 on: June 20, 2017, 11:14:34 pm »
This was the dumbest sci-fi movie since Battlefield Earth.
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