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Yoga Hosers
« on: August 26, 2016, 02:00:58 am »
For someone who hates Kevin Smith, Johnny Depp, and nepotism... I'm actually kind of curious about this movie. Looks so fucking weird it might be enjoyable.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VsG1xtIwSk

Actually... never mind. This could be the worst film of all time. RT certainly isn't showing it any love. The big takeaway from this, I think, is that Kevin Smith should be locked up for child cruelty. He literally named his kid Harley Quinn? What a cruel, cruel man.

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Re: Yoga Hosers
« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2016, 02:57:21 am »
Definitely one of the most "out there" trailers I can think of.....

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« Reply #2 on: August 26, 2016, 07:06:20 am »
It looks fucking horrendous.
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Re: Yoga Hosers
« Reply #3 on: August 26, 2016, 12:47:00 pm »
It looks fucking horrendous.

Still has me more interested than the trailers for Suicide Squad did...
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Re: Yoga Hosers
« Reply #4 on: August 26, 2016, 01:37:05 pm »
The big takeaway from this, I think, is that Kevin Smith should be locked up for child cruelty. He literally named his kid Harley Quinn? What a cruel, cruel man.



Tears of joy? Or tears of horrible, prolonged suffering? You decide.

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Re: Yoga Hosers
« Reply #5 on: August 26, 2016, 01:43:26 pm »


"But dad, I don't want to--"

"SHUT UP AND PUT ON THE COSTUME!"

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Re: Yoga Hosers
« Reply #6 on: August 26, 2016, 01:54:41 pm »
The big takeaway from this, I think, is that Kevin Smith should be locked up for child cruelty. He literally named his kid Harley Quinn? What a cruel, cruel man.



Tears of joy? Or tears of horrible, prolonged suffering? You decide.

I'd rather name my daughter Harley Quinn than my son Graham Vert.

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« Reply #7 on: August 26, 2016, 02:05:07 pm »
I'd rather name my daughter Harley Quinn than my son Graham Vert.

Big talk from a guy named Terfie.

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Re: Yoga Hosers
« Reply #8 on: August 26, 2016, 02:25:44 pm »
One of my dad's friends always said I should have been named Smokey.

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Re: Yoga Hosers
« Reply #9 on: August 26, 2016, 02:33:56 pm »
I'd rather name my daughter Harley Quinn than my son Graham Vert.

Big talk from a guy named Terfie.

That's exotic unlike Graham Vert.  I imagine a pasty skinned, pizza faced boy when I hear that. 

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Re: Yoga Hosers
« Reply #10 on: August 26, 2016, 02:48:04 pm »
Wow... that looks really, really bad.
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Re: Yoga Hosers
« Reply #11 on: August 26, 2016, 03:37:42 pm »
This makes me kind of glad i missed it at Sundance.

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Re: Yoga Hosers
« Reply #12 on: August 27, 2016, 10:50:19 am »
I have little idea what to think of the movie aside from the inevitability of skipping it.
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Re: Yoga Hosers
« Reply #13 on: August 27, 2016, 11:11:39 am »
Finally managed to build up the courage to see that trailer. Thank god I resisted the urge to throw my phone across the room; it looks like the spawn of Satan.

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Re: Yoga Hosers
« Reply #14 on: September 12, 2016, 09:17:39 pm »
Saw the trailer for this when I saw Daylight's End.

It looks really, really bad. What happened to Kevin Smith? I appreciate his interest in the horror genre, and for absurdist comedy, but nothing about this trailer appealed to me. I felt embarrassed just watching it.

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Re: Yoga Hosers
« Reply #15 on: September 12, 2016, 09:54:51 pm »
Saw the trailer for this when I saw Daylight's End.

It looks really, really bad. What happened to Kevin Smith? I appreciate his interest in the horror genre, and for absurdist comedy, but nothing about this trailer appealed to me. I felt embarrassed just watching it.


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