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Author Topic: All-Time worst commercials...  (Read 123 times)

ChillinDylan Godsend

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All-Time worst commercials...
« on: April 23, 2018, 03:21:55 pm »
...this one continually pops up on my TV and I have to scramble to either mute or change the channel as quickly as possible...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzQuRYhcMK0


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Re: All-Time worst commercials...
« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2018, 03:26:04 pm »
This might be the most unappealing one of all-time...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55oVPn7sFuM

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Re: All-Time worst commercials...
« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2018, 03:29:00 pm »
Jesus...my ears are ringing, what the hell was that Dylan?

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Re: All-Time worst commercials...
« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2018, 03:29:28 pm »
Jesus...my ears are ringing, what the hell was that Dylan?

Talking about the first one you linked for reference by the way.

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Re: All-Time worst commercials...
« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2018, 03:30:29 pm »
Jesus...my ears are ringing, what the hell was that Dylan?

Ikr - it's just awful.  And they play it non-stop!

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Re: All-Time worst commercials...
« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2018, 06:10:19 pm »
Jesus...my ears are ringing, what the hell was that Dylan?

Ikr - it's just awful.  And they play it non-stop!
Wait, that's a real commercial? Jesus...

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Re: All-Time worst commercials...
« Reply #6 on: April 23, 2018, 06:22:14 pm »
Jesus...my ears are ringing, what the hell was that Dylan?

Ikr - it's just awful.  And they play it non-stop!
Wait, that's a real commercial? Jesus...

Yeah - Arby's already has crap food - now they yell at me in their commercials.

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Re: All-Time worst commercials...
« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2018, 12:15:36 am »
Low-level trash in here. I've got the winner.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8UV7SAhvG4

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Re: All-Time worst commercials...
« Reply #8 on: April 24, 2018, 12:30:36 am »
Low-level trash in here. I've got the winner.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8UV7SAhvG4

Holy shit.  Is that Moody playing guitar?

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Re: All-Time worst commercials...
« Reply #9 on: April 24, 2018, 12:46:26 am »
This is the Birdemic of commercials, in that its obvious low budget makes it objectively terrible yet endearing at the same time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bnanI9jXps

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Re: All-Time worst commercials...
« Reply #10 on: April 24, 2018, 12:53:30 am »
I hate to post this because of Diego......but this is a local Florida commercial, and it's AWFUL...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZB7YvjvVTU


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Re: All-Time worst commercials...
« Reply #11 on: April 24, 2018, 01:23:21 am »
For the record, that Arby's one is distorted.  I get the same commercial, but it's not that loud.
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Re: All-Time worst commercials...
« Reply #12 on: April 24, 2018, 05:14:48 pm »
I hate to post this because of Diego......but this is a local Florida commercial, and it's AWFUL...

I've seen so many commercials for this place over the last few years.

Trust me, it's the same shit ad infinitum.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7aZgKpjDXY

A Hell all its own.  And I look forward to one every time I turn on the TV.

ChillinDylan Godsend

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Re: All-Time worst commercials...
« Reply #13 on: April 24, 2018, 05:35:24 pm »
I hate to post this because of Diego......but this is a local Florida commercial, and it's AWFUL...

I've seen so many commercials for this place over the last few years.

Trust me, it's the same shit ad infinitum.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7aZgKpjDXY

A Hell all its own.  And I look forward to one every time I turn on the TV.

Oh I know - they come on here all the time.  And they are all terrible.

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Re: All-Time worst commercials...
« Reply #14 on: April 24, 2018, 10:38:12 pm »
I need you guys' help with something.  There's a weird (not necessarily worst) commercial I remember from a good few years ago but have had trouble finding online since.

It was a shampoo advert about this kid playing basketball.  He needs to make a shot to win, the game's on hold, and he doesn't know what to do.

Then the narrator speaks up and gives him a shampoo whose brand I don't remember the name of.  The kid starts using it in the shower before realizing the game is about to start up again.

He goes out, he makes the shot, and asks the narrator what the shampoo did, to which he replies, "Absolutely nothing."

Does this sound familiar to anyone?

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Re: All-Time worst commercials...
« Reply #15 on: April 24, 2018, 10:56:44 pm »
I need you guys' help with something.  There's a weird (not necessarily worst) commercial I remember from a good few years ago but have had trouble finding online since.

It was a shampoo advert about this kid playing basketball.  He needs to make a shot to win, the game's on hold, and he doesn't know what to do.

Then the narrator speaks up gives him a shampoo whose brand I don't remember the name of.  The kid starts using it in the shower before realizing the game is about to start again.

He goes out, he makes the shot, and asks the narrator what the shampoo did, to which he replies, "Absolutely nothing."

Does this sound familiar to anyone?

I don't remember that one at all.

 

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