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Author Topic: Animorphs - The Most Retarded Book Series Ever -  (Read 450 times)

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« Reply #20 on: March 25, 2015, 10:13:13 pm »
I loved reading these books.  These actually came with posters.






I remember reading the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull novelization way back when... lol.

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« Reply #21 on: March 25, 2015, 10:16:38 pm »
I loved reading these books.  These actually came with posters.






I remember reading the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull novelization way back when... lol.

Thankfully, I bought these before Kingdom of the Crystal Skull came out.

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« Reply #22 on: March 25, 2015, 10:21:23 pm »
I remember those....jesus, they're even creepier now....

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« Reply #23 on: March 25, 2015, 10:23:29 pm »
I remember those....jesus, they're even creepier now....

The starfish one makes me laugh.  The cow one disturbs me greatly.

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« Reply #24 on: March 25, 2015, 10:26:06 pm »
I remember those....jesus, they're even creepier now....

The starfish one makes me laugh.  The cow one disturbs me greatly.
The starfish one is definitely the best. Just Googled some more: they range from hilarious to terrifying (mostly the layter).

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« Reply #25 on: March 25, 2015, 10:28:05 pm »
I'd read the **** out of this.

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« Reply #27 on: March 25, 2015, 10:31:23 pm »
I remember those....jesus, they're even creepier now....

The starfish one makes me laugh.  The cow one disturbs me greatly.
The starfish one is definitely the best. Just Googled some more: they range from hilarious to terrifying (mostly the layter).

Some kid turns into a badger.

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« Reply #28 on: March 25, 2015, 10:32:13 pm »
Are you serious?


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« Reply #30 on: March 26, 2015, 02:57:14 pm »
Holy crap. I remember these books from when I was a kid. I never read any of them, but the covers always creeped me out.
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« Reply #32 on: March 26, 2015, 05:12:15 pm »
Are you serious?


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I just burst out laughing in the middle of calculus.

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« Reply #33 on: March 26, 2015, 05:26:30 pm »
Ant Man!


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« Reply #34 on: October 08, 2017, 07:36:44 pm »
I have a theory that these books were responsible for the emergence of furries in our society.

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« Reply #35 on: October 08, 2017, 07:40:36 pm »
Ant Man!


Nigga looks like a young Frank.
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« Reply #37 on: November 26, 2017, 10:23:55 pm »
I remember those....jesus, they're even creepier now....

The starfish one makes me laugh.  The cow one disturbs me greatly.

Btw, the starfish one was cool. Girl gets chopped in half as a starfish and shape-shifts back to two separate people with different personalities. I can't remember how they put her back together, but I remember it being a good read.
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« Reply #38 on: March 31, 2018, 04:02:34 pm »
I remember those....jesus, they're even creepier now....

The starfish one makes me laugh.  The cow one disturbs me greatly.

Btw, the starfish one was cool. Girl gets chopped in half as a starfish and shape-shifts back to two separate people with different personalities. I can't remember how they put her back together, but I remember it being a good read.

This is actually a cool concept. Now I wish I picked that one up when I was in Australia; these books seemed to be in every library there,  but I never saw one in Russia. Though, my natural instinct with such a story is to NOT mold her back, and instead ultimately make everyone around her deal with the fact there'll always be two people in place of the one they knew. Narratively, there's just so much you can get out of this.

 

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