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Author Topic: Animorphs - The Most Retarded Book Series Ever -  (Read 421 times)

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« Reply #20 on: March 25, 2015, 10:13:13 pm »
I loved reading these books.  These actually came with posters.






I remember reading the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull novelization way back when... lol.

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« Reply #21 on: March 25, 2015, 10:16:38 pm »
I loved reading these books.  These actually came with posters.






I remember reading the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull novelization way back when... lol.

Thankfully, I bought these before Kingdom of the Crystal Skull came out.

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« Reply #22 on: March 25, 2015, 10:21:23 pm »
I remember those....jesus, they're even creepier now....

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« Reply #23 on: March 25, 2015, 10:23:29 pm »
I remember those....jesus, they're even creepier now....

The starfish one makes me laugh.  The cow one disturbs me greatly.

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« Reply #24 on: March 25, 2015, 10:26:06 pm »
I remember those....jesus, they're even creepier now....

The starfish one makes me laugh.  The cow one disturbs me greatly.
The starfish one is definitely the best. Just Googled some more: they range from hilarious to terrifying (mostly the layter).

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« Reply #25 on: March 25, 2015, 10:28:05 pm »
I'd read the **** out of this.

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« Reply #27 on: March 25, 2015, 10:31:23 pm »
I remember those....jesus, they're even creepier now....

The starfish one makes me laugh.  The cow one disturbs me greatly.
The starfish one is definitely the best. Just Googled some more: they range from hilarious to terrifying (mostly the layter).

Some kid turns into a badger.

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« Reply #28 on: March 25, 2015, 10:32:13 pm »
Are you serious?


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« Reply #30 on: March 26, 2015, 02:57:14 pm »
Holy crap. I remember these books from when I was a kid. I never read any of them, but the covers always creeped me out.
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« Reply #32 on: March 26, 2015, 05:12:15 pm »
Are you serious?


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I just burst out laughing in the middle of calculus.

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« Reply #33 on: March 26, 2015, 05:26:30 pm »
Ant Man!


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« Reply #34 on: October 08, 2017, 07:36:44 pm »
I have a theory that these books were responsible for the emergence of furries in our society.

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« Reply #35 on: October 08, 2017, 07:40:36 pm »
Ant Man!


Nigga looks like a young Frank.
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« Reply #37 on: November 26, 2017, 10:23:55 pm »
I remember those....jesus, they're even creepier now....

The starfish one makes me laugh.  The cow one disturbs me greatly.

Btw, the starfish one was cool. Girl gets chopped in half as a starfish and shape-shifts back to two separate people with different personalities. I can't remember how they put her back together, but I remember it being a good read.
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