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Author Topic: Bwendan Reviews: La La Land  (Read 1111 times)

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Re: Bwendan Reviews: La La Land
« Reply #20 on: February 12, 2017, 03:55:00 pm »
"It's one of those films that can only be seen twice, because of the dark nature of the content, but it's a must see film."

Should be on of the DVD cover's movie review quotes

Also, you can't overlook "short of." At first I thought it was just a typo, but now I think he actually thinks that's the saying. It's short of shocking.

You think he writes these reviews on his phone?

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Re: Bwendan Reviews: La La Land
« Reply #21 on: February 12, 2017, 04:01:47 pm »
"It's one of those films that can only be seen twice, because of the dark nature of the content, but it's a must see film."

Should be on of the DVD cover's movie review quotes

Also, you can't overlook "short of." At first I thought it was just a typo, but now I think he actually thinks that's the saying. It's short of shocking.

You think he writes these reviews on his phone?

I think it's unlikely. He's made the "short of" mistake before in past reviews, including full-length ones. I can't see Brendan being patient enough to write out a review of that length on his tiny little phone screen, so he must have written "short of" intentionally on his computer. So no, autocorrect probably isn't the problem here. The truth is far, far worse.

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Re: Bwendan Reviews: La La Land
« Reply #22 on: February 12, 2017, 04:02:45 pm »
"It's one of those films that can only be seen twice, because of the dark nature of the content, but it's a must see film."

Should be on of the DVD cover's movie review quotes

Also, you can't overlook "short of." At first I thought it was just a typo, but now I think he actually thinks that's the saying. It's short of shocking.
I also could have said this was a typo (if it were someone else of course), but he actually uses it twice in a one paragraph review so it's hard to conclude anything except Brendan being short of an idiot.
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Re: Bwendan Reviews: La La Land
« Reply #24 on: February 14, 2017, 04:28:03 pm »
It's happening again.

I literally copy/pasted an entire paragraph of his Allegiant review, but something tells me he still won't notice.
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Re: Bwendan Reviews: La La Land
« Reply #25 on: February 14, 2017, 04:49:12 pm »
It's happening again.

I literally copy/pasted an entire paragraph of his Allegiant review, but something tells me he still won't notice.
Y'know, this review for The Neon Demon wasn't as bad as the others.
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Re: Bwendan Reviews: La La Land
« Reply #26 on: February 14, 2017, 05:06:07 pm »
It's happening again.

I literally copy/pasted an entire paragraph of his Allegiant review, but something tells me he still won't notice.
Y'know, this review for The Neon Demon wasn't as bad as the others.
OMG Danny! :D
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Re: Bwendan Reviews: La La Land
« Reply #27 on: February 14, 2017, 05:42:09 pm »
It's happening again.

I literally copy/pasted an entire paragraph of his Allegiant review, but something tells me he still won't notice.
Y'know, this review for The Neon Demon wasn't as bad as the others.
...are you serious?

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Re: Bwendan Reviews: La La Land
« Reply #28 on: February 14, 2017, 05:52:35 pm »
Okay... should I post it?

Yes please.

Done. Let's see how he takes this.

It says it was removed by a Letterboxd moderator now.  Did Brendan report the comment or something?
Goodbye!

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Re: Bwendan Reviews: La La Land
« Reply #29 on: February 14, 2017, 05:58:11 pm »
Okay... should I post it?

Yes please.

Done. Let's see how he takes this.

It says it was removed by a Letterboxd moderator now.  Did Brendan report the comment or something?
To be fair it ah did look like spam.

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Re: Bwendan Reviews: La La Land
« Reply #30 on: February 14, 2017, 06:04:00 pm »
Okay... should I post it?

Yes please.

Done. Let's see how he takes this.

It says it was removed by a Letterboxd moderator now.  Did Brendan report the comment or something?
To be fair it ah did look like spam.

I left a second comment here. Now he has no excuse.

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Re: Bwendan Reviews: La La Land
« Reply #31 on: February 14, 2017, 06:05:16 pm »
I feel like that last Danny Oh comment is not getting the attention it deserves.
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Re: Bwendan Reviews: La La Land
« Reply #32 on: February 14, 2017, 07:52:57 pm »
It's happening again.

I literally copy/pasted an entire paragraph of his Allegiant review, but something tells me he still won't notice.
Y'know, this review for The Neon Demon wasn't as bad as the others.
I'm not sure how to react to this.
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Re: Bwendan Reviews: La La Land
« Reply #33 on: February 14, 2017, 08:01:26 pm »
It's happening again.

I literally copy/pasted an entire paragraph of his Allegiant review, but something tells me he still won't notice.
Y'know, this review for The Neon Demon wasn't as bad as the others.
I'm not sure how to react to this.
I was gonna say, you should either be really angry or really ashamed.

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Re: Bwendan Reviews: La La Land
« Reply #34 on: February 14, 2017, 08:02:46 pm »
It's happening again.

I literally copy/pasted an entire paragraph of his Allegiant review, but something tells me he still won't notice.
Y'know, this review for The Neon Demon wasn't as bad as the others.
I'm not sure how to react to this.


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Re: Bwendan Reviews: La La Land
« Reply #35 on: February 14, 2017, 09:55:05 pm »
What's going on now?
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Re: Bwendan Reviews: La La Land
« Reply #36 on: February 14, 2017, 09:58:29 pm »
just kidding, i love you tatum.
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Re: Bwendan Reviews: La La Land
« Reply #37 on: February 15, 2017, 11:35:32 pm »
Abandon ship?

Edit: for Tatum, Uh-huh...
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Re: Bwendan Reviews: La La Land
« Reply #38 on: February 15, 2017, 11:49:05 pm »
Abandon ship?

Edit: for Tatum, Uh-huh...

No.  Don't abandon ship.  Brendan needs to learn, whether it be the easy way or the hard way.
Goodbye!

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Re: Bwendan Reviews: La La Land
« Reply #39 on: February 15, 2017, 11:51:24 pm »
Also, I just looked at the favorite films on Tut's sock puppet account and I laughed my ass off.
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