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Author Topic: Bwendan Reviews: La La Land  (Read 1111 times)

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Re: Bwendan Reviews: La La Land
« Reply #40 on: February 15, 2017, 11:59:42 pm »
Abandon ship?

Edit: for Tatum, Uh-huh...

"I couldn't have said it better myself" made me laugh incredibly hard.
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Re: Bwendan Reviews: La La Land
« Reply #41 on: February 16, 2017, 12:01:13 am »
Abandon ship?

Edit: for Tatum, Uh-huh...

"I couldn't have said it better myself" made me laugh incredibly hard.
Actors were phonying it in for a paycheck

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Re: Bwendan Reviews: La La Land
« Reply #42 on: February 16, 2017, 12:11:24 am »
Abandon ship?

Edit: for Tatum, Uh-huh...

"I couldn't have said it better myself" made me laugh incredibly hard.
Actors were phonying it in for a paycheck

I left another comment. The good news is that he's too fucking stupid to figure out how to block me from commenting, so this could go on indefinitely.

Is there something wrong with me? Why do I always feel a duty to rescue these people from their ignorance? First Dommy, now this...

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Re: Bwendan Reviews: La La Land
« Reply #43 on: February 16, 2017, 04:53:11 am »
Abandon ship?

Edit: for Tatum, Uh-huh...

"I couldn't have said it better myself" made me laugh incredibly hard.
That comment left me speechless. Are we 100% sure he isn't a troll? Because that's just too perfect of a response.

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Re: Bwendan Reviews: La La Land
« Reply #44 on: February 16, 2017, 07:51:18 am »
Abandon ship?

Edit: for Tatum, Uh-huh...

"I couldn't have said it better myself" made me laugh incredibly hard.
Actors were phonying it in for a paycheck

I left another comment. The good news is that he's too fucking stupid to figure out how to block me from commenting, so this could go on indefinitely.

Is there something wrong with me? Why do I always feel a duty to rescue these people from their ignorance? First Dommy, now this...

He responded with a long ass wall of text that accused either me or Goldblum of being the sock puppet account.  Also, he called us "degenerates," which is fucking rich coming from Brendan.
Goodbye!

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Re: Bwendan Reviews: La La Land
« Reply #45 on: February 16, 2017, 08:22:05 am »
I love this. Thinking it was ah Moody or me is so strange.
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Re: Bwendan Reviews: La La Land
« Reply #46 on: February 16, 2017, 09:17:55 am »
I think it's pretty funny that his response to Diego was actually coherent and grammatically competent, unlike his reviews that he actually publishes for people to read.
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Re: Bwendan Reviews: La La Land
« Reply #47 on: February 16, 2017, 02:04:13 pm »
I think it's pretty funny that his response to Diego was actually coherent and grammatically competent, unlike his reviews that he actually publishes for people to read.

It's pretty funny that he's pretending that his reviews are just for him. He's publishing the things on the internet...
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Re: Bwendan Reviews: La La Land
« Reply #48 on: February 18, 2017, 04:21:14 pm »
BRENDAN HAS ACCEPTED MY CHALLENGE! We might finally get to the bottom of this-- is Brendan, as he claims, really just a college student of average intelligence, or is he the mentally deficient armchair critic we all believe him to be? I await the answer with bated breath.

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Re: Bwendan Reviews: La La Land
« Reply #49 on: February 18, 2017, 04:28:33 pm »
BRENDAN HAS ACCEPTED MY CHALLENGE! We might finally get to the bottom of this-- is Brendan, as he claims, really just a college student of average intelligence, or is he the mentally deficient armchair critic we all believe him to be? I await the answer with bated breath.
Cinema studies degree?  Putting aside the fact that that's one of the most BS degrees out there, I would still expect someone who studies cinema in college to be able to write a review better than a 7 year old.

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Re: Bwendan Reviews: La La Land
« Reply #50 on: February 18, 2017, 04:51:19 pm »
BRENDAN HAS ACCEPTED MY CHALLENGE! We might finally get to the bottom of this-- is Brendan, as he claims, really just a college student of average intelligence, or is he the mentally deficient armchair critic we all believe him to be? I await the answer with bated breath.
Cinema studies degree?  Putting aside the fact that that's one of the most BS degrees out there, I would still expect someone who studies cinema in college to be able to write a review better than a 7 year old.

I liked the theory where he graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering.

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Re: Bwendan Reviews: La La Land
« Reply #51 on: February 18, 2017, 04:53:49 pm »
BRENDAN HAS ACCEPTED MY CHALLENGE! We might finally get to the bottom of this-- is Brendan, as he claims, really just a college student of average intelligence, or is he the mentally deficient armchair critic we all believe him to be? I await the answer with bated breath.

So he's been purposely posting his poorly written reviews (most of which are ignored) to mess with people?  For 3 years now?

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Re: Bwendan Reviews: La La Land
« Reply #52 on: February 18, 2017, 04:58:29 pm »
BRENDAN HAS ACCEPTED MY CHALLENGE! We might finally get to the bottom of this-- is Brendan, as he claims, really just a college student of average intelligence, or is he the mentally deficient armchair critic we all believe him to be? I await the answer with bated breath.

So he's been purposely posting his poorly written reviews (most of which are ignored) to mess with people?  For 3 years now?

Well, I've backed him into a corner now, because I've given him the (supposedly easy) opportunity to prove himself to be literate. Btw, if and when he posts this new review, you should do some checks for plagiarism. I wouldn't put anything past this guy.

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Re: Bwendan Reviews: La La Land
« Reply #53 on: March 05, 2017, 09:11:25 pm »
Commented the exact first paragraph of his La La Land review with a few words altered.  Let's see what comes out of this.

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Re: Bwendan Reviews: La La Land
« Reply #54 on: March 15, 2017, 11:00:17 pm »

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Re: Bwendan Reviews: La La Land
« Reply #56 on: March 30, 2017, 06:39:20 pm »
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Re: Bwendan Reviews: La La Land
« Reply #58 on: March 30, 2017, 10:36:58 pm »
...a aline rip off...

I love the line "Movie could have ended like thirty times if people in the film was dumb."  Also, he's been misspelling tropes for quite some time now.  Had to tell him. 

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Re: Bwendan Reviews: La La Land
« Reply #59 on: March 31, 2017, 01:17:25 am »
BRENDAN HAS ACCEPTED MY CHALLENGE! We might finally get to the bottom of this-- is Brendan, as he claims, really just a college student of average intelligence, or is he the mentally deficient armchair critic we all believe him to be? I await the answer with bated breath.
I don't think this was ever resolved...what a shame.

 

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