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Author Topic: THE OFFICIAL MOVIE WATCHING THREAD  (Read 50413 times)

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Re: THE OFFICIAL MOVIE WATCHING THREAD
« Reply #3000 on: June 13, 2017, 11:59:52 am »
No, no, no, you misunderstand. And you must be nuts if you expect me to take note of all that information in one sitting, tbh...
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Re: THE OFFICIAL MOVIE WATCHING THREAD
« Reply #3001 on: June 13, 2017, 12:07:00 pm »
No, no, no, you misunderstand. And you must be nuts if you expect me to take note of all that information in one sitting, tbh...

I circled all the information you need.  It's in red.  It shows that the untitled 4th Avengers movie is being scheduled for release on May 3, 2019.  Do you understand what I'm saying?  Or should I continue to spell it out for you.

No, Josh Brolin basically confirmed it was cancelled for us, didn't he? Two movies planned was enough for him, I take it.
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Re: THE OFFICIAL MOVIE WATCHING THREAD
« Reply #3002 on: June 13, 2017, 12:07:48 pm »
No, no, no, you misunderstand. And you must be nuts if you expect me to take note of all that information in one sitting, tbh...

I circled all the information you need.  It's in red.  It shows that the untitled 4th Avengers movie is being scheduled for release on May 3, 2019.  Do you understand what I'm saying?  Or should I continue to spell it out for you.

No, Josh Brolin basically confirmed it was cancelled for us, didn't he? Two movies planned was enough for him, I take it.

Avengers 3 and 4 are being filmed back-to-back and pretty much count as one film shoot, retard.
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Re: THE OFFICIAL MOVIE WATCHING THREAD
« Reply #3003 on: June 13, 2017, 12:40:11 pm »
That's enough of that.
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Re: THE OFFICIAL MOVIE WATCHING THREAD
« Reply #3004 on: June 13, 2017, 12:48:37 pm »
John, I fail to understand how you don't like the first Transformers (which is superior in a lot of ways to Dark of the Moon), yet you beat your meat to this one on a daily basis.  The first Transformers ain't perfect, but at least it understands how to be a fun summer blockbuster.
The first Transformers is ungodly boring. It's two and a half hours long and I really felt the length. Megan Fox can't act. Shia LaBeouf is annoying. I didn't care about their love story. The parents are annoying. John Turturro is annoying. Anthony Anderson is unfunny. Bernie Mac is unfunny. The humor in general is terrible. Bumblebee urinating on John Turturro is... just no. All the subplots are completely uninvolving and uninteresting. Megatron's plan makes no sense. Searching for a pair of glasses... do I even have to make fun of that?

Dark of the Moon simply gave me more of what I wanted.
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Re: THE OFFICIAL MOVIE WATCHING THREAD
« Reply #3005 on: June 13, 2017, 01:20:23 pm »
John, I fail to understand how you don't like the first Transformers (which is superior in a lot of ways to Dark of the Moon), yet you beat your meat to this one on a daily basis.  The first Transformers ain't perfect, but at least it understands how to be a fun summer blockbuster.
The first Transformers is ungodly boring. It's two and a half hours long and I really felt the length. Megan Fox can't act. Shia LaBeouf is annoying. I didn't care about their love story. The parents are annoying. John Turturro is annoying. Anthony Anderson is unfunny. Bernie Mac is unfunny. The humor in general is terrible. Bumblebee urinating on John Turturro is... just no. All the subplots are completely uninvolving and uninteresting. Megatron's plan makes no sense. Searching for a pair of glasses... do I even have to make fun of that?

Dark of the Moon simply gave me more of what I wanted.

Bernie Mac only had like 4 minutes of screentime... Also, he was a comedic genius.
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« Reply #3006 on: June 13, 2017, 01:21:15 pm »
John, I fail to understand how you don't like the first Transformers (which is superior in a lot of ways to Dark of the Moon), yet you beat your meat to this one on a daily basis.  The first Transformers ain't perfect, but at least it understands how to be a fun summer blockbuster.
The first Transformers is ungodly boring. It's two and a half hours long and I really felt the length. Megan Fox can't act. Shia LaBeouf is annoying. I didn't care about their love story. The parents are annoying. John Turturro is annoying. Anthony Anderson is unfunny. Bernie Mac is unfunny. The humor in general is terrible. Bumblebee urinating on John Turturro is... just no. All the subplots are completely uninvolving and uninteresting. Megatron's plan makes no sense. Searching for a pair of glasses... do I even have to make fun of that?

Dark of the Moon simply gave me more of what I wanted.

Bernie Mac only had like 4 minutes of screentime... Also, he was a comedic genius.
I like Bernie Mac, I just didn't like him in Transformers.
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Re: THE OFFICIAL MOVIE WATCHING THREAD
« Reply #3007 on: June 13, 2017, 01:25:45 pm »
John, I fail to understand how you don't like the first Transformers (which is superior in a lot of ways to Dark of the Moon), yet you beat your meat to this one on a daily basis.  The first Transformers ain't perfect, but at least it understands how to be a fun summer blockbuster.
The first Transformers is ungodly boring. It's two and a half hours long and I really felt the length. Megan Fox can't act. Shia LaBeouf is annoying. I didn't care about their love story. The parents are annoying. John Turturro is annoying. Anthony Anderson is unfunny. Bernie Mac is unfunny. The humor in general is terrible. Bumblebee urinating on John Turturro is... just no. All the subplots are completely uninvolving and uninteresting. Megatron's plan makes no sense. Searching for a pair of glasses... do I even have to make fun of that?

Dark of the Moon simply gave me more of what I wanted.

Bernie Mac only had like 4 minutes of screentime... Also, he was a comedic genius.
I like Bernie Mac, I just didn't like him in Transformers.

He was in the film for like 4 minutes, lmao...
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Re: THE OFFICIAL MOVIE WATCHING THREAD
« Reply #3008 on: June 13, 2017, 01:38:27 pm »
John, I fail to understand how you don't like the first Transformers (which is superior in a lot of ways to Dark of the Moon), yet you beat your meat to this one on a daily basis.  The first Transformers ain't perfect, but at least it understands how to be a fun summer blockbuster.
The first Transformers is ungodly boring. It's two and a half hours long and I really felt the length. Megan Fox can't act. Shia LaBeouf is annoying. I didn't care about their love story. The parents are annoying. John Turturro is annoying. Anthony Anderson is unfunny. Bernie Mac is unfunny. The humor in general is terrible. Bumblebee urinating on John Turturro is... just no. All the subplots are completely uninvolving and uninteresting. Megatron's plan makes no sense. Searching for a pair of glasses... do I even have to make fun of that?

Dark of the Moon simply gave me more of what I wanted.

Speaking as someone who can't stand the action in Bay's films, the first Transformers is my favorite movie of his. A large portion of it is spent on getting to know the characters, and even though it's still pretty shallow, it's a lot more entertaining than watching robots smash into one another.

Also, the parents are far and away the best part of the series...
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Re: THE OFFICIAL MOVIE WATCHING THREAD
« Reply #3009 on: June 13, 2017, 01:46:33 pm »
John...the first Transformers was 2 and a half hours, sure, but look at Dark of the Moon.  I couldn't feel the length of the first Transformers as much as I could with the third one.  I had trouble actually sitting through it.  I paused it frequently to take a break.  On the other hand, I got through the first Transformers with minimal pausing.
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Re: THE OFFICIAL MOVIE WATCHING THREAD
« Reply #3010 on: June 13, 2017, 02:24:21 pm »
John, I fail to understand how you don't like the first Transformers (which is superior in a lot of ways to Dark of the Moon), yet you beat your meat to this one on a daily basis.  The first Transformers ain't perfect, but at least it understands how to be a fun summer blockbuster.
The first Transformers is ungodly boring. It's two and a half hours long and I really felt the length. Megan Fox can't act. Shia LaBeouf is annoying. I didn't care about their love story. The parents are annoying. John Turturro is annoying. Anthony Anderson is unfunny. Bernie Mac is unfunny. The humor in general is terrible. Bumblebee urinating on John Turturro is... just no. All the subplots are completely uninvolving and uninteresting. Megatron's plan makes no sense. Searching for a pair of glasses... do I even have to make fun of that?

Dark of the Moon simply gave me more of what I wanted.

Speaking as someone who can't stand the action in Bay's films, the first Transformers is my favorite movie of his. A large portion of it is spent on getting to know the characters, and even though it's still pretty shallow, it's a lot more entertaining than watching robots smash into one another.

Also, the parents are far and away the best part of the series...


But did you see Trans4mers?
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Re: THE OFFICIAL MOVIE WATCHING THREAD
« Reply #3011 on: June 13, 2017, 02:28:00 pm »
John, I fail to understand how you don't like the first Transformers (which is superior in a lot of ways to Dark of the Moon), yet you beat your meat to this one on a daily basis.  The first Transformers ain't perfect, but at least it understands how to be a fun summer blockbuster.
The first Transformers is ungodly boring. It's two and a half hours long and I really felt the length. Megan Fox can't act. Shia LaBeouf is annoying. I didn't care about their love story. The parents are annoying. John Turturro is annoying. Anthony Anderson is unfunny. Bernie Mac is unfunny. The humor in general is terrible. Bumblebee urinating on John Turturro is... just no. All the subplots are completely uninvolving and uninteresting. Megatron's plan makes no sense. Searching for a pair of glasses... do I even have to make fun of that?

Dark of the Moon simply gave me more of what I wanted.

Speaking as someone who can't stand the action in Bay's films, the first Transformers is my favorite movie of his. A large portion of it is spent on getting to know the characters, and even though it's still pretty shallow, it's a lot more entertaining than watching robots smash into one another.

Also, the parents are far and away the best part of the series...


But did you see Trans4mers?

Parents weren't in it, so it sucked.

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Re: THE OFFICIAL MOVIE WATCHING THREAD
« Reply #3012 on: June 13, 2017, 02:34:28 pm »
John, I fail to understand how you don't like the first Transformers (which is superior in a lot of ways to Dark of the Moon), yet you beat your meat to this one on a daily basis.  The first Transformers ain't perfect, but at least it understands how to be a fun summer blockbuster.
The first Transformers is ungodly boring. It's two and a half hours long and I really felt the length. Megan Fox can't act. Shia LaBeouf is annoying. I didn't care about their love story. The parents are annoying. John Turturro is annoying. Anthony Anderson is unfunny. Bernie Mac is unfunny. The humor in general is terrible. Bumblebee urinating on John Turturro is... just no. All the subplots are completely uninvolving and uninteresting. Megatron's plan makes no sense. Searching for a pair of glasses... do I even have to make fun of that?

Dark of the Moon simply gave me more of what I wanted.

Speaking as someone who can't stand the action in Bay's films, the first Transformers is my favorite movie of his. A large portion of it is spent on getting to know the characters, and even though it's still pretty shallow, it's a lot more entertaining than watching robots smash into one another.

Also, the parents are far and away the best part of the series...


But did you see Trans4mers?

Parents weren't in it, so it sucked.

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Re: THE OFFICIAL MOVIE WATCHING THREAD
« Reply #3013 on: June 13, 2017, 05:28:16 pm »
John, I fail to understand how you don't like the first Transformers (which is superior in a lot of ways to Dark of the Moon), yet you beat your meat to this one on a daily basis.  The first Transformers ain't perfect, but at least it understands how to be a fun summer blockbuster.
The first Transformers is ungodly boring. It's two and a half hours long and I really felt the length. Megan Fox can't act. Shia LaBeouf is annoying. I didn't care about their love story. The parents are annoying. John Turturro is annoying. Anthony Anderson is unfunny. Bernie Mac is unfunny. The humor in general is terrible. Bumblebee urinating on John Turturro is... just no. All the subplots are completely uninvolving and uninteresting. Megatron's plan makes no sense. Searching for a pair of glasses... do I even have to make fun of that?

Dark of the Moon simply gave me more of what I wanted.

Speaking as someone who can't stand the action in Bay's films, the first Transformers is my favorite movie of his. A large portion of it is spent on getting to know the characters, and even though it's still pretty shallow, it's a lot more entertaining than watching robots smash into one another.

Also, the parents are far and away the best part of the series...
Yeah, the first is easily the best and the only one that I'd give a positive score to. I must say, I'm a little scared to re-watch it though; I loved that movie when I was like 11, but when I saw it sophomore year it was already getting worse.

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« Reply #3014 on: June 13, 2017, 05:47:01 pm »
It Comes at Night 3/10
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« Reply #3015 on: June 13, 2017, 06:04:40 pm »
It Comes at Night 3/10

Oooooh... I should see this now.

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« Reply #3016 on: June 13, 2017, 06:33:06 pm »
It Comes at Night 3/10
That's pretty harsh, but fair enough.  I thought it was disappointing, but at least had some potential.  Found it better than Kill List, which I saw last night.  An even bigger disappointment.

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« Reply #3017 on: June 13, 2017, 06:34:10 pm »
It Comes at Night 3/10

Oooooh... I should see this now.
I like a good slow burn, but it needs to build to something more creative than what we got. Once you get past the fact that it's shockingly deceptively marketed (even the title is a blatant lie) you realize that it's overall an unsurprising film. Also the final shot is very funny.

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« Reply #3018 on: June 13, 2017, 06:36:38 pm »
It Comes at Night 3/10
That's pretty harsh, but fair enough.  I thought it was disappointing, but at least had some potential.  Found it better than Kill List, which I saw last night.  An even bigger disappointment.
I was excited to see it (obviously since I made the 50 minute trek to the nearest theater playing it) so that certainly may be hurting the score.

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« Reply #3019 on: June 13, 2017, 06:59:08 pm »
My Cousin Rachel: 5/10
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