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Author Topic: THE OFFICIAL MOVIE WATCHING THREAD  (Read 48668 times)

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Re: THE OFFICIAL MOVIE WATCHING THREAD
« Reply #3021 on: June 13, 2017, 07:05:08 pm »
I was excited to see it (obviously since I made the 50 minute trek to the nearest theater playing it) so that certainly may be hurting the score.
I can see that...I liked the whole setup, and I really like Joel Edgerton.  Payoff was weak though, and the film's reliance on dream sequences was really, really lame.  Seems like the screenwriter started out with all this ambition then ran out of ideas halfway through.

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Re: THE OFFICIAL MOVIE WATCHING THREAD
« Reply #3022 on: June 13, 2017, 08:09:08 pm »
Knock Off (rewatch): 6/10
Sleepless Night: 9/10
Birdemic 2: 10/10
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Re: THE OFFICIAL MOVIE WATCHING THREAD
« Reply #3023 on: June 14, 2017, 12:06:05 am »
Knock Off (rewatch): 6/10
Sleepless Night: 9/10
Birdemic 2: 10/10

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Re: THE OFFICIAL MOVIE WATCHING THREAD
« Reply #3024 on: June 14, 2017, 02:18:46 am »
Just saw Free Fire. I found it to be pretty predictable and forced. It's a wannabe Tarantino/Ritchie film with very few innovations on the genre. I figured out within the first five minutes that

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and I knew that if it chose that conclusion, I'd be disappointed. Well, it did... and I was.

Probably a 4 or 5/10.

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Re: THE OFFICIAL MOVIE WATCHING THREAD
« Reply #3025 on: June 14, 2017, 04:10:22 am »
For a serious film where the main villain is a bunch of flowers, The Ruins was actually not half bad.

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Re: THE OFFICIAL MOVIE WATCHING THREAD
« Reply #3026 on: June 14, 2017, 05:52:40 am »
For a serious film where the main villain is a bunch of flowers, The Ruins was actually not half bad.
Oh yeah, I heard of this. Ben Stiller of all people produced it.
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Re: THE OFFICIAL MOVIE WATCHING THREAD
« Reply #3027 on: June 14, 2017, 10:16:11 am »
The Mummy is the best film ever made.
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Re: THE OFFICIAL MOVIE WATCHING THREAD
« Reply #3028 on: June 14, 2017, 04:07:06 pm »
Legionnaire: 4/10
Parker (rewatch): 7/10
Nightbreed Director's Cut: 8/10
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Re: THE OFFICIAL MOVIE WATCHING THREAD
« Reply #3029 on: June 14, 2017, 07:10:19 pm »
Resident Evil: The Final Chapter - 5/10
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Re: THE OFFICIAL MOVIE WATCHING THREAD
« Reply #3030 on: June 14, 2017, 07:12:10 pm »
Resident Evil: The Final Chapter - 5/10
Too high.
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Re: THE OFFICIAL MOVIE WATCHING THREAD
« Reply #3031 on: June 14, 2017, 07:32:19 pm »
Netflicks's Memento Fargo 5/10

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Re: THE OFFICIAL MOVIE WATCHING THREAD
« Reply #3032 on: June 15, 2017, 03:54:15 am »
All right now... anyone else seen The Assignment starring Michelle Rodriguez?

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Re: THE OFFICIAL MOVIE WATCHING THREAD
« Reply #3033 on: June 15, 2017, 04:10:33 am »
All right now... anyone else seen The Assignment starring Michelle Rodriguez?
*raises hand*
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Re: THE OFFICIAL MOVIE WATCHING THREAD
« Reply #3034 on: June 15, 2017, 11:10:27 am »
Desert Heat (AKA Inferno AKA Coyote Moon): 3/10

A film so forgettable that the only memorable scene has Pat Morita talking about pussy.
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Re: THE OFFICIAL MOVIE WATCHING THREAD
« Reply #3035 on: June 15, 2017, 02:03:18 pm »
All right now... anyone else seen The Assignment starring Michelle Rodriguez?
*raises hand*

Can you tell me who the hell thought that this:



was a good idea?

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Re: THE OFFICIAL MOVIE WATCHING THREAD
« Reply #3036 on: June 15, 2017, 02:31:45 pm »
All right now... anyone else seen The Assignment starring Michelle Rodriguez?
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So how did you like it, Kate?
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Re: THE OFFICIAL MOVIE WATCHING THREAD
« Reply #3037 on: June 15, 2017, 03:54:57 pm »
Georgia Rule: 0/10
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Re: THE OFFICIAL MOVIE WATCHING THREAD
« Reply #3038 on: June 15, 2017, 03:58:50 pm »
All right now... anyone else seen The Assignment starring Michelle Rodriguez?
*raises hand*

Can you tell me who the hell thought that this:



was a good idea?
It's funny how so many people complain that Michelle Rodriguez looks too manly yet when she plays a man in this movie, it's extremely unconvincing.
Everything is terrible.

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Re: THE OFFICIAL MOVIE WATCHING THREAD
« Reply #3039 on: June 15, 2017, 04:00:47 pm »
All right now... anyone else seen The Assignment starring Michelle Rodriguez?
*raises hand*

Can you tell me who the hell thought that this:



was a good idea?
As for who thought it was a good idea: Walter Hill, the film's writer and director who also directed 48 Hrs. and helped write the original Alien.
Everything is terrible.

 

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