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Author Topic: THE OFFICIAL MOVIE WATCHING THREAD  (Read 47709 times)

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Re: THE OFFICIAL MOVIE WATCHING THREAD
« Reply #3040 on: June 15, 2017, 08:28:44 pm »
All right now... anyone else seen The Assignment starring Michelle Rodriguez?
*raises hand*

Can you tell me who the hell thought that this:



was a good idea?
It's funny how so many people complain that Michelle Rodriguez looks too manly yet when she plays a man in this movie, it's extremely unconvincing.

I mean, if they really wanted to do this premise (not sure why, but okay), they should've had two people play the role. Then the surgery would've seemed even more radical and freaky. Just get an actor and an actress who look even a little bit like each other. As it was, the change didn't seem all that weird, simply because the character in the beginning of the movie was so obviously Michelle Rodriguez with a fake beard and what I assume was a CGI dick.

Aside from that... what the hell was this movie? Tony Shalhoub and Sigourney Weaver were in this. Did someone hold their families for ransom or something? That exposition in the beginning was so fucking bad...

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Re: THE OFFICIAL MOVIE WATCHING THREAD
« Reply #3041 on: June 15, 2017, 11:44:06 pm »
The Sword in the Stone: 7/10
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Re: THE OFFICIAL MOVIE WATCHING THREAD
« Reply #3042 on: June 16, 2017, 05:14:37 am »
El Topo: 8/10

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Re: THE OFFICIAL MOVIE WATCHING THREAD
« Reply #3043 on: June 16, 2017, 10:50:28 am »
Gold: 5/10
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Re: THE OFFICIAL MOVIE WATCHING THREAD
« Reply #3044 on: June 16, 2017, 05:34:35 pm »
The Savages (2007 film): 9/10
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Re: THE OFFICIAL MOVIE WATCHING THREAD
« Reply #3045 on: June 16, 2017, 07:04:29 pm »
Cars 3: 8/10
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Re: THE OFFICIAL MOVIE WATCHING THREAD
« Reply #3046 on: June 16, 2017, 10:11:11 pm »
The Book of Henry is fucking bonkers.
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Re: THE OFFICIAL MOVIE WATCHING THREAD
« Reply #3047 on: June 16, 2017, 10:46:00 pm »
The Book of Henry is fucking bonkers.
Also, this is the 100th film I've seen that was released this year.
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Re: THE OFFICIAL MOVIE WATCHING THREAD
« Reply #3048 on: June 17, 2017, 12:49:09 am »
The Book of Henry is fucking bonkers.
In a good way, bad way, or both?

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Re: THE OFFICIAL MOVIE WATCHING THREAD
« Reply #3049 on: June 17, 2017, 03:31:12 am »
The top ten of my 2016 standings list has gotten a late addition. Just saw The Salesman and thought it was pretty fantastic.

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Re: THE OFFICIAL MOVIE WATCHING THREAD
« Reply #3050 on: June 17, 2017, 04:11:33 am »
The Book of Henry is fucking bonkers.
In a good way, bad way, or both?
In a Shyamalan-esque way.
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Re: THE OFFICIAL MOVIE WATCHING THREAD
« Reply #3051 on: June 17, 2017, 04:41:38 pm »
Song to Song: 10/10
The Order (JCVD film): 7/10
Le Samouraï: 10/10
Hairspray '88: 8/10
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Re: THE OFFICIAL MOVIE WATCHING THREAD
« Reply #3052 on: June 17, 2017, 05:39:40 pm »
Watched Schindler's List for the first time last night, pretty great movie. By no means is it fun to watch, but it's a remarkable story and quite powerful.

Just as an aside, this is the type of film that I have no idea how to rank on my top 100.
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Re: THE OFFICIAL MOVIE WATCHING THREAD
« Reply #3053 on: June 17, 2017, 07:10:48 pm »
So I finally watched Split. I'm a bit torn on some aspects but I think it's a decent enough thriller.

Some thoughts:
McAvoy was just as solid as everyone's been saying. Anya Taylor-Joy holds her own as well. Hopefully she gets more roles without being too typecast.

- The minimalist cinematography is a nice touch. It certainly helps with the claustrophobic tone it aims to settle for.

- The final act helped carry the film for me. I felt it dragged a bit during the second act. Not quite sure why this is the case.

- Most people have already pointed this out but the other two girls are absolutely expendable on account of a lack of development. I had little reason to care for them.
- Some of the flashbacks could have been cut out
- The twist will please the most dedicated of Shyamalan's fans.

I'm not settled on a score yet but a B-/B would probably be appropriate here.
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Re: THE OFFICIAL MOVIE WATCHING THREAD
« Reply #3054 on: June 18, 2017, 12:25:38 am »
The top ten of my 2016 standings list has gotten a late addition. Just saw The Salesman and thought it was pretty fantastic.
Great film. Is this your first Farhadi film?

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Re: THE OFFICIAL MOVIE WATCHING THREAD
« Reply #3055 on: June 18, 2017, 02:32:24 am »
The top ten of my 2016 standings list has gotten a late addition. Just saw The Salesman and thought it was pretty fantastic.
Great film. Is this your first Farhadi film?

Indeed it is. I might see A Separation sometime as well if I can get it from Netflix.

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Re: THE OFFICIAL MOVIE WATCHING THREAD
« Reply #3056 on: June 18, 2017, 07:26:43 am »
Rough Night: 6/10
Once Upon a Time in Venice: 4/10
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Re: THE OFFICIAL MOVIE WATCHING THREAD
« Reply #3057 on: June 18, 2017, 01:51:53 pm »
Replicant: 7/10
The Killing of a Chinese Bookie: 10/10
Sharknado 2: 5/10
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Re: THE OFFICIAL MOVIE WATCHING THREAD
« Reply #3058 on: June 18, 2017, 08:12:28 pm »
Watched Neill Blomkamp's short film Rakka and I was very impressed by it. This definitely isn't Chappie Blomkamp.
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Re: THE OFFICIAL MOVIE WATCHING THREAD
« Reply #3059 on: June 18, 2017, 08:51:52 pm »
Cars 3 is the best movie of the year. 
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