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"Trilogy" Consensus I
« on: January 27, 2016, 12:11:50 pm »
So, these will be a series of Trilogies (or beyond for franchises with more than 3 installments).  So, let's start right off the bat with some of the most famous:

STAR WARS FRANCHISE (listed in order of their supposed timeline):

Phantom Menace: 0%
A nightmarishly bad beginning to the long-awaited prequel trilogy, The Phantom Menace suffers from bad directorial choices, flat dialogue, and an overabundance of CGI that hasn't aged very well.

(14 votes)
Dylan:  -
Goldblum:  -
Braden:  -
John Tyler:  -
No Name:  -
Frank:  -
Paaaasche:  -
Tatum:  -
Moody:  -
Neville:  -
Tanny:  -
Rupert:  -
Diego:  -
Aaron:  -



Attack of the Clones:  33%
Though an improvement over Menace, Attack of the Clones is still visually messy and poorly plotted, with a truly dreadful performance from Hayden Christensen. 

(12 votes)
Braden:  +
Tatum:  +
Rupert:  +
Diego:  +
Dylan:  -
Goldblum:  -
John Tyler:  -
No Name:  -
Frank:  -
Paaaasche:  -
Tanny:  -
Aaron:  -

Revenge of the Sith:  69%
Often remembered as the best of the prequels (and for good reason), Revenge of the Sith is still flawed in many of the same ways as its predecessors, but it succeeds modestly due to the pivotal and epic role it plays in the overall franchise.

(13 votes)
Dylan:  +
Goldblum:  +
Braden:  +
John Tyler:  +
Frank:  +
Paaaasche:  +
Tatum:  +
Rupert:  +
Diego:  +
No Name:  -
Neville:  -
Tanny:  -
Aaron:  -

A New Hope: 86%
The original Star Wars film is an iconic, thrilling, and lovingly crafted ode to adventure, and even its cheesiest moments will get a nostalgic grin out of the most pretentious of hipster elitist snobs.

(14 votes)
Dylan:  +
Goldblum:  +
John Tyler:  +
No Name:  +
Frank:  +
Tatum:  +
Moody:  +
Neville:  +
Tanny:  +
Rupert:  +
Diego:  +
Aaron:  +
Braden:  -
Paaaasche:  -

Empire Strikes Back: 92%
Often considered the greatest of all Star Wars films, The Empire Strikes Back builds on the characters introduced in A New Hope, bringing more depth and emotional weight to George Lucas' epic space opera.

(12 votes)
Dylan:  +
Goldblum:  +
John Tyler:  +
No Name:  +
Frank:  +
Moody:  +
Neville:  +
Tanny:  +
Rupert:  +
Diego:  +
Aaron:  +
Braden:  -



Return of the Jedi: 85%
Motherfucking Ewoks, man...

(13 votes)
Goldblum:  +
Braden:  +
John Tyler:  +
No Name:  +
Frank:  +
Tatum:  +
Paaaasche:  +
Moody:  +
Tanny:  +
Rupert:  +
Aaron:  +
Dylan:  -
Diego:  -

The Force Awakens: 83%
Though it's not exactly brimming with originality, The Force Awakens is a long-overdue installment in a great franchise that manages to expertly blend the old and the new.

(12 votes)
Dylan:  +
John Tyler:  +
No Name:  +
Tatum:  +
Frank:  +
Moody:  +
Tanny:  +
Rupert:  +
Diego:  +
Aaron:  +
Goldblum:  -
Braden:  -


INDIANA JONES FRANCHISE (just in order of their release):

Raiders of the Lost Ark: 100%
Easily one of the greatest adventure movies of all time, Raiders of the Lost Ark is a rip-roaring action film that seamlessly moves from one inventive set piece to another, featuring death-defying stunts, memorable villains, and one of the greatest heroes in the history of film.

(11 votes)
Dylan:  +
Goldblum:  +
Braden:  +
John Tyler:  +
No Name:  +
Frank:  +
Tatum:  +
Moody:  +
Rupert:  +
Diego:  +
Aaron:  +



Temple of Doom: 70%
Though a step down from Raiders (mainly due to Kate Capshaw's incessant screaming), Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom has its moments, and ranks as a lesser entry in a great franchise.

(10 votes)
Braden:  +
John Tyler:  +
No Name:  +
Frank:  +
Tatum:  +
Moody:  +
Aaron:  +
Dylan:  -
Rupert:  -
Diego:  -

Last Crusade: 90%
Back to the formula that made Raiders great, The Last Crusade is an endlessly entertaining adventure piece that succeeds mainly due to the great chemistry between its leads.

(10 votes)
Dylan:  +
Goldblum:  +
John Tyler:  +
No Name:  +
Frank:  +
Tatum:  +
Rupert:  +
Diego:  +
Aaron:  +
Braden:  -



Kingdom of the Crystal Skull:  44%
This film is ass.

(9 votes)
Goldblum:  +
John Tyler:  +
Rupert:  +
Aaron:  +
Dylan:  -
Braden:  -
Frank:  -
Tatum:  -
Diego:  -

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Re: Trollifighters "Trilogy" Consensus I
« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2016, 12:14:42 pm »
Phantom Menace -
Attack of the Clones -
Revenge of the Sith +
Star Wars +
Empire Strikes Back +
Return of the Jed +
Force Awakens -

Raiders of the Lost Ark +
Temple of Doom   Moody
Last Crusade +
Kingdom of the Crystal Skull +

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Re: Trollifighters "Trilogy" Consensus I
« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2016, 12:17:00 pm »
Phantom Menace: -
Attack of the Clones: +
Revenge of the Sith: +
New Hope: -
Empire Strikes Back: -
Return of the Jedi: +
Force Awakens: -

Raiders of the Lost Ark: +
Temple of Doom: +
Last Crusade: -
Kingdom of the Crystal Skull: -

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Re: Trollifighters "Trilogy" Consensus I
« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2016, 12:17:13 pm »
The Phantom Menace: -
Attack of the Clones: -
Revenge of the Sith: +
SW Original Trilogy: +
The Force Awakens: +
Raiders of the Lost Ark: +
Temple of Doom: + (barely)
The Last Crusade: +
Kingdom of the Crystal Skull: +
Everything is terrible.

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Re: Trollifighters "Trilogy" Consensus I
« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2016, 12:26:04 pm »
- for all three Star Wars prequels
+ to original trilogy and original three Indiana Jones

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Re: Trollifighters "Trilogy" Consensus I
« Reply #5 on: January 27, 2016, 12:30:51 pm »
Oh and plus for TFA

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Re: Trollifighters "Trilogy" Consensus I
« Reply #6 on: January 27, 2016, 12:42:05 pm »
Phantom Menace: -
Attack of the Clones: -
Revenge of the Sith: +
A New Hope: +
Empire Strikes Back: +
Return of the Jedi: +
TFA: +

Raiders of the Lost Ark: +
Temple of Doom: +
The Last Crusade: +
Kingdom of the Crystal Skullfuck: -


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Re: Trollifighters "Trilogy" Consensus I
« Reply #7 on: January 27, 2016, 12:47:02 pm »
Phantom Menace: -
Attack of the Clones: -
Revenge of the Sith: +
New Hope: -
Return of the Jedi: +
Force Awakens...eh, I'm gonna abstain from this one actually.

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Re: Trollifighters "Trilogy" Consensus I
« Reply #8 on: January 27, 2016, 12:51:25 pm »
- for Phantom Menace and Crystal Skull

+ for everything else

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Re: Trollifighters "Trilogy" Consensus I
« Reply #9 on: January 27, 2016, 12:55:06 pm »
Phantom Menace: -
A New Hope: +
Empire Strikes Back: +
Return of the Jedi: +
The Force Awakens: +
Raiders of the Lost Ark: +
Temple of Doom: +
Goodbye!

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Re: Trollifighters "Trilogy" Consensus I
« Reply #10 on: January 27, 2016, 01:05:09 pm »
Phantom Menace: -
Attack of the Clones: -
Revenge of the Sith: +
New Hope: -
Return of the Jedi: +
Force Awakens...eh, I'm gonna abstain from this one actually.

- for New Hope?

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Re: Trollifighters "Trilogy" Consensus I
« Reply #11 on: January 27, 2016, 01:10:00 pm »
Phantom Menace: -
Attack of the Clones: -
Revenge of the Sith: +
New Hope: -
Return of the Jedi: +
Force Awakens...eh, I'm gonna abstain from this one actually.

- for New Hope?
Yeah, I think it's a piece of shit honestly. Original and inventive shit, but still shit.

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Re: Trollifighters "Trilogy" Consensus I
« Reply #12 on: January 27, 2016, 01:21:49 pm »
Phantom Menace: -
Attack of the Clones: -
Revenge of the Sith: +
New Hope: -
Return of the Jedi: +
Force Awakens...eh, I'm gonna abstain from this one actually.

- for New Hope?
Yeah, I think it's a piece of shit honestly. Original and inventive shit, but still shit.

ok

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Re: Trollifighters "Trilogy" Consensus I
« Reply #13 on: January 27, 2016, 01:53:15 pm »
Phantom Menace: -
Attack of the Clones: -
Revenge of the Sith: +
New Hope: -
Return of the Jedi: +
Force Awakens...eh, I'm gonna abstain from this one actually.
Don't hold back, Paasche.  We both know TFA deserves to be rotten.

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Re: Trollifighters "Trilogy" Consensus I
« Reply #14 on: January 27, 2016, 02:11:29 pm »
Phantom Menace -
New Hope +
Empire Strikes Back +
Revenge of the Sith -

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Re: Trollfighters "Trilogy" Consensus I
« Reply #15 on: January 27, 2016, 05:45:40 pm »
Phantom Menace: -
Attack of the Clones: -
Revenge of the Sith: -
A New Hope: +
The Empire Strikes Back: +
Return of the Jedi: +
The Force Awakens: +

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Re: Trollfighters "Trilogy" Consensus I
« Reply #16 on: January 27, 2016, 05:49:26 pm »
Phantom Menace: -
Temple of Doom: -
Everything else: +

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Re: Trollfighters "Trilogy" Consensus I
« Reply #17 on: January 27, 2016, 05:52:24 pm »
Phantom Menace: -
Attack of the Clones: -
Revenge of the Sith: -
A New Hope: +
The Empire Strikes Back: +
Return of the Jedi: +
The Force Awakens: +

you've never seen any of the Indiana Jones films?

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Re: Trollfighters "Trilogy" Consensus I
« Reply #18 on: January 27, 2016, 05:57:56 pm »
Phantom Menace: -
Attack of the Clones: -
Revenge of the Sith: -
A New Hope: +
The Empire Strikes Back: +
Return of the Jedi: +
The Force Awakens: +

you've never seen any of the Indiana Jones films?
I have, but it was so long ago that I can't give them a proper rating, because I don't remember anything about them.

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Re: Trollfighters "Trilogy" Consensus I
« Reply #19 on: January 27, 2016, 06:02:59 pm »
Tanny, if you rewatch the original Indy trilogy, I'll rewatch LOTR.

 

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